Kids say the darndest things

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She says it when she sees Francie after she's done squealing or making that Sleestack hissing noise she makes when she gets excited about something.

SQUEEEEEEEEE AHHHHHHHH CAT! CAT! AHHHHHHHHH

carl agatha, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 02:43 (eleven years ago)

:D

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 02:52 (eleven years ago)

aw man

gbx, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 03:35 (eleven years ago)

:D that's sweet.

schwantz, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 03:53 (eleven years ago)

<3 a very promising start.

estela, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 04:02 (eleven years ago)

Great word!

Madchen, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 05:13 (eleven years ago)

That was my first word! Good choice, Ivy, great going!

ljubljana, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 08:02 (eleven years ago)

Awesome! My first word was "kit-cat" and my daughter's first word was our cat's name.

how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 10:10 (eleven years ago)

'round and round the garden, like a teddy bear, one step, two steps, tickly underwear!' From Molly, 3.

vickyp, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 12:35 (eleven years ago)

Haha!

Madchen, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 13:29 (eleven years ago)

Cute!

how's life, Wednesday, 7 January 2015 13:34 (eleven years ago)

CAT!!!

I am so freaking proud!

😺 😸 😻

bob seger's silver bullet gland (sic), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 14:07 (eleven years ago)

the "cartilage in the zoo" monologue from last spring is killing me

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:49 (eleven years ago)

my man's been singing a version of the dreidel song lately:

I had a little dreidel
I made it out of snow
I put it in the oven
Where did my dreidel go?

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 8 January 2015 17:53 (eleven years ago)

:D

carl agatha, Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)

also when a friend of mine asked him what he should name his new cat, he paused and thought about it and then said "Binky Balls!"

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 8 January 2015 18:12 (eleven years ago)

Better than that pizza joke, I'll give your boy that, Omar.

pplains, Thursday, 8 January 2015 19:17 (eleven years ago)

K (3) held up her hello kitty night light to her ear like a phone and said "Hello? Kitty?"

man alive, Thursday, 8 January 2015 20:53 (eleven years ago)

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:00 (eleven years ago)

hahaha

carl agatha, Thursday, 8 January 2015 21:11 (eleven years ago)

It's raining, it's boring....

pplains, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 03:38 (eleven years ago)

Ben: "Quinoa is like yucky couscous."

schwantz, Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:30 (eleven years ago)

Lol. Kind of otm. Feel even more that way since quinoa was the "last in, first out" when I had norovirus recently.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 04:35 (eleven years ago)

dancing to michael jackson

"is michael jackson dead?"

"yeah"

"when am i going to die?"

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:19 (eleven years ago)

oh no!

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 15:48 (eleven years ago)

3 y.o.

:/

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:27 (eleven years ago)

not for a very very long time little bud

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 14 January 2015 17:33 (eleven years ago)

;_;

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 15 January 2015 00:12 (eleven years ago)

After having taken a picture of him, our 6 year old son:

"Don't put that on facebook!"

After asking him what facebook was:

"It's where everybody sees what you're doing"

silverfish, Monday, 19 January 2015 16:08 (eleven years ago)

Aw. We have a little private "K channel" for friends and family only to avoid putting lots of photos of K in public FB feeds. I always wonder at what point it's going to annoy her that we do it.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 19 January 2015 16:09 (eleven years ago)

"Who invented shoes?"

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 January 2015 20:12 (eleven years ago)

I did not have an answer

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 January 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)

kid in my class today as she left:

"this is the last time i saw you"

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:27 (eleven years ago)

(4 y/o)

jello my future biafriend (roxymuzak), Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:27 (eleven years ago)

whoa

walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:36 (eleven years ago)

creepy as fuck

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 22 January 2015 19:40 (eleven years ago)

idgi did she mean time is repeating itself or that she won't be back tomorrow

Οὖτις, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:07 (eleven years ago)

In a few days someone will ask you when was the last time you saw her

walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:09 (eleven years ago)

well that's a creepy thing to say too :|

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:17 (eleven years ago)

sry :(

walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:18 (eleven years ago)

LIL BRO: "I remember it happened back when I was eight."
BIG SIS: "YOU WERE NEVER EIGHT."

pplains, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:50 (eleven years ago)

(Ages 5 & 7, btw.)

pplains, Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:51 (eleven years ago)

Ella usually calls me Daddy, but somehow has decided that when I'm not doing what she wants, she should call me by my first name.
"Pick me up, Daddy!"
"Hang on, just let me put this fire out..."
"Pick me UP, JAMES!"

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 January 2015 23:29 (eleven years ago)

K just looked at me from her bed and whispered "I will be born."

walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 01:51 (eleven years ago)

One time when our oldest was like 4 or 5, he was explaining something to me. I don't remember what he was talking about, something simple, concrete, real. But at the end he qualifies it with "...it this world." Like as if to distinguish it from the other realms of time and space of which we're both perfectly aware.

how's life, Friday, 23 January 2015 01:58 (eleven years ago)

K just looked at me from her bed and whispered "I will be born."

Kids say the eeriest things.

carl agatha, Friday, 23 January 2015 02:00 (eleven years ago)

Before she could actually talk, Ella would look up from her cot, stare at us and clearly say "Death!"

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 23 January 2015 03:44 (eleven years ago)

um you guys are freaking me out now

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 23 January 2015 12:59 (eleven years ago)

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent#.ef0qxjVWO

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 23 January 2015 13:01 (eleven years ago)

Some of the comments to that article have funnier stories than even the article

walid foster dulles (man alive), Friday, 23 January 2015 14:58 (eleven years ago)


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