Hahaha the end is my favorite.
― carl agatha, Monday, 17 March 2014 11:04 (ten years ago) link
The other day when I came home:
K: No! Daddy to go!Me: Why?K: Daddy to go home!Me: This is home, I live here.K: Daddy to go to office and buy money.Me: You want me to go to the office?K: And buy money. Money. Money.Me: Why?K: Money! I want money this weekend!
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 17 March 2014 14:04 (ten years ago) link
she has a point
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 March 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link
K: daddy, here is a beautiful picture of you and me from the dance we went to! *presents cute picture of us dressed up, in popsicle frame, and 2 daisies*Me: that's so nice! thanks for sharing, and the flowers!K: when you die, i'm going to put it by your coffin, i love it!Me: ok, i hope that's a long time from now.K: oh, yeah, i hope you live to 123 years old.Me: that's a long time...K: yeah but with the picture, i'll remember you.
― a nation filled with lead (Hunt3r), Thursday, 20 March 2014 02:49 (ten years ago) link
Hahahahaha
― ljubljana, Thursday, 20 March 2014 11:49 (ten years ago) link
K and money pt 2:
K: (seeing me taking my wallet out) Want money!Me: Uh...ok! (I run to get a crumpled dollar I remember is on the dresser) Here you go sweetie!K: NO! (slaps down dollar). Want Aba wallet!
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 March 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link
atta girl
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 March 2014 03:09 (ten years ago) link
The last time I gave her my wallet she not only took out all the cash, but took out all of the cards and put them inside various books or behind various parts of the bookshelf. Putting it all back together was quite a scavenger hunt and I realized I didn't have my metrocard the next day when I got to the subway.
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 March 2014 03:15 (ten years ago) link
:/ but kinda lol
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 24 March 2014 03:37 (ten years ago) link
yeah for sure
― james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Monday, 24 March 2014 03:39 (ten years ago) link
A: I just ate cat food.Me: You just ate cat food?A: It was good!Me: Honey, you can't eat cat food! Cat food is for cats!A: It is food for cat and man.
― how's life, Friday, 4 April 2014 08:24 (ten years ago) link
wet or dry?
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Friday, 4 April 2014 18:58 (ten years ago) link
I cant remember a specific exchange but Beeps has learned to pick up on sarcasm and calls pp and I out on it. It does not impress her in the least.
― get up in this twerk cypher (sunny successor), Friday, 4 April 2014 19:00 (ten years ago) link
Wet!
― how's life, Friday, 4 April 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link
I had to stop her from going back for seconds.
I used to eat the cats dry food. I can even remember how it tasted (not bad).
xp oh gross! Also lol at man and cat.
― carl agatha, Friday, 4 April 2014 19:02 (ten years ago) link
She's going to grow up to be her generation's Jackson Galaxy.
"Food for cat and man" is a great tagline for a pet food.
― ביטקוין (Hurting 2), Friday, 4 April 2014 19:14 (ten years ago) link
there should be a food they make that both cats and humans can enjoy and have it be acceptable. with a commercial that says food for cat and man, of course.
― flatizza (harbl), Friday, 4 April 2014 23:00 (ten years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Friday, 4 April 2014 23:01 (ten years ago) link
When my brother was 3 we found him sitting in front of the tv with the cat's bowl of dried cat food, eating it like it was popcorn
D:
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 5 April 2014 01:43 (ten years ago) link
sitting in the car after leaving a restaurant where you pay at the counter, my youngest, who didn't see us pay, asks, "so Mom, are you gonna pay, or are we gonna make a run for it?"
― Euler, Monday, 21 April 2014 14:02 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, 21 April 2014 14:13 (ten years ago) link
Hahaha
― carl agatha, Monday, 21 April 2014 14:15 (ten years ago) link
On a sorta follow-up from the cat food shenanigans upthread, this weekend she asked me why the cat was licking himself and I was like "oh that's how cats and dogs clean themselves. They don't take showers, etc." A little later, she was playing with our dogs and I wasn't paying too much attention to what all was going on but she walked up to me and said "Look! My tongue is clean now!" so presumably she was frenching the maltese.
― how's life, Monday, 21 April 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link
drenching the maltese...where?
― Euler, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link
er frenching
I dunno. In the living room probably?
― how's life, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link
heh. nah I mean, on what part of the dog was she going at it? b/c I know where dogs USUALLY lick
― Euler, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
oh, I think the dog was licking HER tongue.
― how's life, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:06 (ten years ago) link
ok good
― Euler, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link
I mean, as good as can be I guess.
― how's life, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, April 21, 2014 3:05 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
IRL LOL
― carl agatha, Monday, 21 April 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link
A couple of weeks ago, when asked why there was a small puddle of what looked like pee right next to the toilet, my 5 year old son, who only recently started peeing standing up, answered: "I dropped my penis"
― silverfish, Monday, 21 April 2014 20:49 (ten years ago) link
looool
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 22 April 2014 01:13 (ten years ago) link
ME: Good job with dinner. Here's a couple of cookies, Cookie Monster.
H: Thank you, BEER MONSTER!
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 16:11 (ten years ago) link
Last night I was sitting in the hallway while Evie was falling asleep in her sleeping bag. She was softly murmur-singing to herself and then stopped and said "Daddy, is that kind of like rap?" I said "kind of?" Then she sang a little bit of "Let It Go" and asked "Is that kind of like rap?" so then I had to interrupt bedtime long enough for a very brief explanation and demonstration of rap.
― Immediate Follower (NA), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 16:15 (ten years ago) link
so did you do all of Rapper's Delight or what
― stadow shevens (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 16:30 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSdcYvFONJ8
― pplains, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link
Sometimes...ants crawl up my butt.
(Confessed to a new friend while they were both poking at an anthill)
― how's life, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 16:52 (ten years ago) link
ME: Good job with dinner. Here's a couple of cookies, Cookie Monster.H: Thank you, BEER MONSTER!― pplains, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 12:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pplains, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 12:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I almost just choked on some nuts.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 15:53 (ten years ago) link
wait
ALMONDS JUST TO CLARIFY
sry for gross, but extreme lols at the image of that happening while posting
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:07 (ten years ago) link
also lols at pplains kid, that is wit
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link
Seriously tho - BEER MONSTER is the best thing I've heard in a long time. Henry is awesome.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:24 (ten years ago) link
yeah i love that
― gbx, Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:33 (ten years ago) link
"nuts in the conference room"....ilxor: NOOOOOOO! etc.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 17:44 (ten years ago) link
Owen: How old do you think I am?Sean (his guitar teacher): Um... 6?Owen: I'm seven and a half! NEVER under-guess a little kid's age!
― schwantz, Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:13 (ten years ago) link
in my experience as someone that used to teach little kids: that is some real f---king talk
― gbx, Thursday, 15 May 2014 04:26 (ten years ago) link