ILX Parenting 5: I'm a big kid now

awwww love the little vampire babies!

everything's coming up babies

toddler kisses are the best

Here's how dense parents can be.

Hank's been on a roll with the words lately. "I see you, Bea!" his first sentence (every word could be a letter, too.) His second sentence was pretty much "I'm going poo."

sunny and I were talking about our day yesterday when he comes strolling up and says "I'm going poo." Sunny takes him to get changed and comes back saying, There was nothing in there!

About that time, the bomb hits. Shockwaves. There's definitely something in there now in the fresh diaper. She finally puts two and two (no pun) together and says, He's warning us he's about to go. Little man's ready for the throne.

http://yeeeeeeeeeeeeeees.com/yes.jpg

think i need to make this my new twitter avi

mbison yay!!!!!!

yeah whoa m bison i missed that in my congratulatory rush!! wowowowow

:D so pumped! we are also buying a house this summer, this will be an eventful year!!

Congrats, mbison!

Congrats, Bison!!!

pplains, beachville, loved reading your stories!

Day three with our little girl and I am finding that I don't seem to like anyone but Jacob holding her. This caught me by surprise.

It is just extremely uncomfortable. I begin to physically react almost immediately with a dull ache in my breasts. I try to be cool with it feeling it can be rude or hurtful to not let family have their time with our baby. Maybe it is just too soon.

i hated my father in law holding her for about six weeks. still not crazy about it.

but you havE every right to limit their time with her

I don't have kids but I can imagine I will feel the same way some day.

All of these concerns will pass really soon

Weve been a little concerned about Henry's speech development. He is definitely not autistic or aspie but up until a few week ago all he could manage was 'thank you', 'Uh-Oh', 'bless you' 'okay' 'car-car' 'BEEEE!' (sisters name) and 'DADDY!!!!!!'. I should point out that he is 2.5 years old.
In the past three weeks he's suddenly saying full sentences eg 'I'm hungry' 'what are you doing?' and FINALLY 'mama'. He's also singing the alphabet song, counting. Yesterday we caught him singing Katy Perry's Firework (uh oh) and later that day I. caught him singing ring around the rosie.
A few weeks can sure make a crazy amount of difference

has he had his hearing checked? srs q, not a katy perry zing

Other than at his check-ups, not really. We chalked it up to him being a boy, having a sister who does most of the talking, his continued use of the damn pacifier and some family history.

Before this deluge of complete sentences and Top 40 hits, he was still following directions. Six months ago when he was barely saying anything, I could tell him to get out of the car, watch his head (on the open cardoor) and go stand over there. He'd go 1-2-3.

That said, he's timing this nicely since we said if he wasn't making progress by the time he was 2.5, we'd start worrying.

He was just making sure you were paying attention.

my 7.5-month-old still hasn't rolled over but mainly i think it's because he's really fat

All of these concerns will pass really soon

so otm. it's nice to have family hold the kid for a little bit so you can nap/eat/read/stare into the void

At this very moment I have stomach flu and the in laws are over to help. Could not be happier to have them here.

my not-quite-7-month-old is pulling himself up to standing and crawling around like he's got somewhere else he'd rather be. My other not-quite-7-month-old is just starting to sit up by herself, but mostly is content to lie on her side and laugh at me. My just-about-3-and-a-half-year-old knows the words to Van Halen's "Jump". I'm so tired.

*tera, I still get jealous about my preschooler spending any time away from me. My sister took her to a museum a few weeks ago and I was all "But I wanted to take her there!" Though since the twins arrived, that's been easier to get over. In fact, my brother recently told me that he's happy we had twins because he never got a chance to hold our first kid when she was an infant. Not so much lately, but the first few months, anyone who came in the door was immediately handed a baby.

today was a nice day with August. she wasn't fussy and only cried when she was hungry or wanted to sleep on one of our chests. my sister came by and August woke up, she was happy and i let my niece hold her. she gazed at me a lot today and smiled.

and she has the same birthmark that both my sister and i were born with, a red spot on the back of her neck!

!!

wow thats so weird. i always thought birthmarks were the result of something happening in the birth canal but now that i type that out i see how ridiculous that idea is

beats was born with a 'strawberry' on her butt cheek. its still there. i thought it was very cute until my mom said 'oh the boys are going to like that!' WAHT MOM GOD

ew

jesus fuck.

Most disappear, don't they? I had a similar strawberry which is long gone. I guess not all do, since now that I think about it my husband has a large brown birthmark over the bit of skin between thumb and fingers.

yeah its def faded but still pretty clear. i imagine it will disappear altogether within the next 5 years

The big brown oval on my calf never went away. "You have poo on your leg!" The lads in the over-40s badminton club can be so cruel.

Strawberry birthmarks are great, they're my favorite cliche plot revelation (eg in Joseph Andrews).

I love my birthmark -- it's shaped like a fish, swimming up my leg.

My wife lets our daughter play games on her tablet. There are plenty of apps out there for toddlers - little puzzles and memory games and stuff - but she downloaded some games for older kids too. So as I understand it, my little girl just bought $50 worth of virtual fish for some game where you feed a penguin.

Does she know your passwords? iTunes prompts me for a password even to update an app. I did notice however you said tablet and not ipad so could be some other system..

Yeah, it's a Samsung. I don't know how the damn thing works : )

Damn! Me neither. I suggest you find out quickly! :S

so it has happened a few times now that august will be wet and so we will change her and as soon as we have her new diaper on, she has a blow out. so we started waiting a minute if she's only wet to change her. today we waited and then she had her blow out, so we were cleaning her, just about to put the new diaper on and all sudden the bed was covered!! we laughed so hard, she wasn't finished.

I don't miss that part.

think i've basically blocked all of that from my memory at this point.

Went through that with Hammer one late night/early morning. He cried. Fed him. He wouldn't lay down. Passed gas. Changed him. Did more than pass gas. Change him again. Change pajamas.

I just remember laying on my back next to him on a bare mattress, "big" light on in the spare bedroom, and he turns to look at me with these crinkled blue eyes and a wry smile, as if to say "having fun yet?"

He still gets that look too. Usually means something naughty/cool is about to happen.

had a total parent thing happen last night: my wife mentioned that evie's friend who's about the same age already knows her letters and was naming letters off of a sign. realistically i know that kids develop differently, that evie is pretty advanced in terms of her speaking ability, and that it's not even really time for her to know her letters yet, but i still got slightly panicky that we weren't doing enough to teach her stuff she needs to know. i guess it's hard not to worry that you're not doing a good enough job.

I felt a tinge of that recently when a co-worker brought by his son who's younger than Hammer by five months, and the kid already knew how to Call the Hogs.

For no reason that I really understand, my son taught his little sister to say "Yeeeeee-haw!"

lately evie's been into saying "razzle dazzle," i'm not sure why. i taught her to say "aw snap" and yesterday when she was playing with her friend she said "hi dudes" and "that's awesome." also she told us that the magnets she was playing with were receipts and she was going to do the budget.

You watch Yo Gabba Gabba at your house? I've heard all those on there. (hi friends instead of hi dudes, though.)