Mayo haven't been on dis ting since 1951: ILF welcomes all comers to Cluiche Cheannais na hÉireann 2013

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Perennial sleeping giants and serial losing finalists Mayo take on Dublin tomorrow, 3.30pm. Beg, borrow or steal a stream, marvel at the brawn and desire of the amateurs on the park, ask yr friendly GAA posters what the hell it takes for a foul to be called, why hands are allowed and how knowing when to take yr point is a key cornerstone of malevolent irish rural psyche.

Enjoy the match. Boo the Dubs. Mayo, god help us.

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:21 (seven years ago) link

Good man, high time for ILF expansion imo.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:23 (seven years ago) link

best bits from football, rugby and boxing so i hear

C/3 Jenks kakling Neu! military£ absinthe snkkt! pckls Özil JTCF njhtdgs (imago), Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:25 (seven years ago) link

Is this the one with sticks or without?

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:26 (seven years ago) link

the one with sticks is called curling & they're allowed to kill each other under duress

C/3 Jenks kakling Neu! military£ absinthe snkkt! pckls Özil JTCF njhtdgs (imago), Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:27 (seven years ago) link

should have said 'churling', helas l'escalier

C/3 Jenks kakling Neu! military£ absinthe snkkt! pckls Özil JTCF njhtdgs (imago), Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:28 (seven years ago) link

Without

The fields in both counties are too small for hurling to ever have been developed as they art form it is in the dairy counties, is my theory.

But the ditches of boggy mayo, rocky kerry, the yards between the towers of ballymun, the border gaps of armagh, these are the spaces that light struggles into, that murder and dark deeds are swallowed whole by, that breed yr modern hack-of-all-trades gaa footballer

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:31 (seven years ago) link

Ah now you make it sound like the most romantic country on earth

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:35 (seven years ago) link

It is.

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:36 (seven years ago) link

the fuck is this doing here

zvookster, Saturday, 21 September 2013 14:45 (seven years ago) link

Being a football thread.

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:47 (seven years ago) link

All set for it, think I've got a pub to watch in.

alright, first post on ilf. Going well so far.

woof, Saturday, 21 September 2013 15:58 (seven years ago) link

gtfo newbie

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:05 (seven years ago) link

My interest in GAA has waned since Limerick crapped out against Clare tbh. Who is this player for Mayo that everyone's raving about?

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Saturday, 21 September 2013 16:09 (seven years ago) link

Just webmailed you about this DMac.

My heart and family loyalties say Mayo, my head says Dublin.

Anyone going? Tickets like hens teeth.

hyggeligt, Saturday, 21 September 2013 18:19 (seven years ago) link

Does this mean that I can post about the rugby on here without getting laughed out of town? cz no one even mentioned the Lions tour while it was happening so far as i could make out, total travesty

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:01 (seven years ago) link

♫♪ you're windsor davies
you post what you want ♪♫

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:05 (seven years ago) link

You can start a thread i guess but iirc there were ile threads tbf

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:09 (seven years ago) link

Tickets arent a fuckin hope. Brother got 1 through contacts, they're trickling down but the system of allocating them out through clubs and organisations around the country means its not a market as such, its a game of who you know. He's not mad into it but feels it'd be bad form to sell.

I'll be watchin at home then joinin achill cru up around croker when we win.

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:14 (seven years ago) link

Get an ip shielder and rte player will sort ye out folks btw

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:18 (seven years ago) link

looked about ile for threads at the time, couldn't find any, assumed after a cursory glance through some older threads on the topic that rfu was just the sort of bourgie noncery that the stern stock of ilx had no truck with

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Saturday, 21 September 2013 22:52 (seven years ago) link

It is today

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 September 2013 23:23 (seven years ago) link

The mayo player everyone is raving about is the redeveloped aidan o'shea, always a fielder of note but physically reconditioned over the summer to a cross between longcat and a sherman tank. His fetching of the high ball above a forest of thuggery is rivalled as a sight this year only by his can't-fail method of seeking out opposition defenders to run over on his maraudings.

O'Connor starts tomorrow with a dislocated shoulder not fully healed. Seven minutes max.

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 September 2013 23:41 (seven years ago) link

I think we had a Lions thread. I know Six Nations has a couple of threads on ILE.

hyggeligt, Sunday, 22 September 2013 05:32 (seven years ago) link

I can only see a 'Young Lions' thread

Don't care for rugger myself but imo ILF should offer a home to all your poor neglected sports, your huddled bantzes

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 22 September 2013 06:29 (seven years ago) link

Minors doing a fucking job on tyrone

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 13:09 (seven years ago) link

But a match in it yet

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 13:21 (seven years ago) link

Che O'Donnell on for Tyrone I wonder how votes his Faither

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 13:28 (seven years ago) link

INTENSE START

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:34 (seven years ago) link

mayo 0-1

stick yr hawkeye up yer arse, bet its a dub working it

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:34 (seven years ago) link

cheap ball out of hand from cafferkey gives it back to dubs easy kicking distance out 0-1 to 0-1

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:35 (seven years ago) link

mayo intensity giving them opportunites, which they are missing. must be a final

0-3 to 0-1 but letting them away with it not to already be five up

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:40 (seven years ago) link

one on one the mayo halfline have them scared, three points in it

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:43 (seven years ago) link

shitty goal conceded from allardycesque punt all level

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:47 (seven years ago) link

dub on the back foot but comfortable there while mayo struggle to turn it into points, one in it to the eventual winners

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:52 (seven years ago) link

another soft wide from mcloughlin, the theo walcott of this final

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:54 (seven years ago) link

Lots of wides. Dublin taking time getting into it!

hyggeligt, Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:54 (seven years ago) link

Bloody hell @ crossbar!

hyggeligt, Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:54 (seven years ago) link

thought that hennelly stopped it

dublin much more penetrating when they get it in attack, but holding it in reserve yet

another great save hennelly, mayo look paperthin at the back

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 14:57 (seven years ago) link

Hennelly justifying petrol money. Dublin seem to be pushing now.

hyggeligt, Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:00 (seven years ago) link

seven mayo wides yet, a lot of them gettable

right, spurs stream on, two screens max, see ye the other end

and commiserations

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:01 (seven years ago) link

A lot of sloppy play from both teams

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:09 (seven years ago) link

(xpost) Perhaps. It's a tough one to call. Will look like Cork supporters have swamped stadium by end with amount of red in crowd from sunburn.

hyggeligt, Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:11 (seven years ago) link

Dublin out of jail in an incredible way to be only a point down. Awful mistake by the Mayo keeper.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:21 (seven years ago) link

Very poor game so far, which is a shame.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:22 (seven years ago) link

And shit by cluxton too. Game on.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:40 (seven years ago) link

Just as Dublin were getting back into it

Old Boy In Network (Michael B), Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:42 (seven years ago) link

Just as

a fox barks, btw. just barks. (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:43 (seven years ago) link

MDMA

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 September 2013 15:43 (seven years ago) link

Agreed on the stoppage time

it was deflationary for us imo, to be one down and maybe two minutes to play I think we could have used the urgency to push one last time

With six to go, it was a real sense of dubs in ten ascendancy and even if we snatched one - and let's be real they never looked like letting that happen- there was no trouble to the dubs to hit us again and then another few mins of holding us off.

The three minute the ref added, it was over at that stage tbh

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:23 (three years ago) link

Not sidestepping the duty, but as far as being a sounding board goes for the MWR listening, Dublin hating, sorrow loving, conspiracy theorist mayo fan, and again I'm not for a second saying these ppl don't exist in great numbers, I'm probably not your guy.

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:24 (three years ago) link

I mean I'm the mayo fan other mayo fans slag for being Judas if not joining in on all that shite, if I don't predict a win in teh final, all that stuff

I'm not, if spurs and Ireland haven't given it away, that type of supporter trevor

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:27 (three years ago) link

Xpost There might have been 2 minutes actually. Yknow yourself the ref is always going to give the other team a chance to score in a game that tight.

I was watching the game with my dad and when Dublin were playing keep ball in the dying seconds he said "ah they shouldnt be doing that". THATS EXACTLY WHAT THEY SHOULD BE DOING

Well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:29 (three years ago) link

yeah it was more curiosity as to their existence rather than lumping you all in together.

i do kinda think dublin did what they had to do. and if they had to do more they would have. they don't play with wild abandon in the finals under gavin, they never have. they just put themselves in a position to win, in the last 5-10 minutes, and usually take the opportunity. read jim mcguinness there talking about mayo throwing it away in the last 10 etc, and having the job done, and it's kinda silly. i don't have stats to hand but i bet dublin score a heap in the last 5-10 minutes. they have beaten the likes of kerry by 6/7 points having been level on 62 mins. a lot of that is the bench but they're also incredibly calm.

xpost the keep ball really irritates people but it's actually effective. two years ago in the semi-final they did that for 6/7 minutes and sucked the entire mayo defence to one corner of the midfield then passed to kev mc and he scored a goal.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:34 (three years ago) link

cluxton did have one really loose handpass tho.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:35 (three years ago) link

xpost to deems re "curiosity about their existence"

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:35 (three years ago) link

McGuinness is right about what Mayo have to learn but I think his use of that game to support the thesis was 100% forced and incorrect.

Nobody in the country thinks that you can shut down this Dublin team with 7 minutes left to play and only two points in it, and certainly no Mayo fan wanted us to try.

The moments that mattered, where it felt like we had a chance, were when we were dominating the midfield battle, Keegan goal, and the two seconds prior to Vaughan's moment.

I don't think McGuinness's suggested tactics would've worked as he says and I don't think we could have had the success we did in the game with that mentality.

tbh subbing McLoughlin and Moran felt like bad calls at the time, and seeing how we never really got through ye again after that I'm inclined to call them out as confirmed mistakes.

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:48 (three years ago) link

LBI have you watched it back yet!

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:48 (three years ago) link

I think McGuinness overstated the thing a bit too - there were times where Dublin were a bit rattled but no more than during the games of recent years. Two years ago Mayo scored a goal second half and pushed ahead. Last year in both matches they had spells of dominance. But he is the high priest in the cult of "cause chaos in the Dublin ranks" - he's been dining off being the only person to beat Gavin for a long time.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 10:58 (three years ago) link

The unstated fact is that it takes a hell of a lot to play this Dublin team that way. Add the bench they have into it and it's not tactical nor individual failure when they come strong at the end of a match, it's absolutely inevitable.

passé aggresif (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 11:19 (three years ago) link

Watched it last night! Of course not nearly as entertaining when you know the score already. Plus I miss the extra added tension of having a favorite side. Still, I thought especially the second half was great fun. I thought it was strange how Mayo played in ET. They seemed out of it, all of a sudden, bit all over. O'Connor was great. Vaughn's red was so stupid.

Discarding that I knew the outcome already, Mayo just never looked like they'd nick it the last 15 mins or so.

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 18:31 (three years ago) link

seven months pass...

im pissin myself the more i think about this

what must he be like to live with

.b derf (darraghmac), Monday, 7 May 2018 19:35 (two years ago) link

well that was a particularly fucking horrible injury

gneb farts (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2018 18:39 (two years ago) link

Yea very nasty. Poor guy.

Caught the last 6 minutes of that game today. I'd say they were the best minutes

well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Sunday, 13 May 2018 22:35 (two years ago) link

seen angle from behind and i just cannot

gneb farts (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 May 2018 23:07 (two years ago) link

I caught a glimpse of it on one of those GAA banter pages. Yikes

well bissogled trotters (Michael B), Sunday, 13 May 2018 23:14 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

rip

repartee is deft (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 July 2018 16:11 (two years ago) link

eleven months pass...

just when i thought i was out

that goal from carr is the type of individual brilliance the team hasnt had since the crossmolina ronaldinho himself

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 6 July 2019 21:06 (one year ago) link

oh its huge from the start this one

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:08 (one year ago) link

comprehensive victory for committed competence here

mayo opting for another approach

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2019 15:36 (one year ago) link

Thought it'd be a tighter game tbh

. (Michael B), Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:05 (one year ago) link

spillane and everyone else did but the prick was like Nostradamus at half time

mayo havent shown

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2019 16:22 (one year ago) link

Standard is poor in this game

. (Michael B), Sunday, 21 July 2019 14:05 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cr4eS2CUEAED_gp.jpg

Number None, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:26 (one year ago) link

Kerry will be cannon fodder for Dublin

The World According To.... (Michael B), Sunday, 11 August 2019 19:55 (one year ago) link

split the dubs into fifteen teams imo

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, 11 August 2019 20:01 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

That was a great All Ireland final. Kerry blew their chance. If they almost lost to a 14 man Dublin team, I wouldn't rate their chances in the replay.

The World According To.... (Michael B), Sunday, 1 September 2019 16:50 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

ulster cpub semi final is a belter on rte2 right now lads, big final few minutes in it

deems of internment (darraghmac), Sunday, 17 November 2019 16:14 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Play it again, Sam

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 December 2020 02:28 (four months ago) link

Perennial sleeping giants and serial losing finalists Mayo take on Dublin tomorrow, 3.30pm

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 01:04 (four months ago) link

17.00

Lads

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 01:04 (four months ago) link

Of all years...... surely

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 01:05 (four months ago) link

I knew putting this in ILF was a mistake

Lads this is the fuckin one, read this and tell me you're not a mayoman

We are all of us mayomen

https://www.irishexaminer.com/sport/gaa/arid-40193160.html

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 14:09 (four months ago) link

well David Hickey as a urologist is used to talking pish, up the MAYO

knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Saturday, 19 December 2020 14:15 (four months ago) link

Your support is noted and appreciated

Not even nervous for this, because ive been watching the grinch and now phineas fogg sure how could u be worried

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 14:52 (four months ago) link

Well the pattern is set as always

Outplay em, between conceding all those goals

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:03 (four months ago) link

I just tuned in now. Dublin got a goal in 2 seconds or some shit?

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:04 (four months ago) link

14

Mayo level by two mins

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:06 (four months ago) link

Playing pure shite

Hand passing woeful

Be nice to actually make em work for it

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:11 (four months ago) link

Mmm lovely point

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:16 (four months ago) link

All level but not much good when we have to kill ourselves for it and they can saunter up and destroy us in the last half hour

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:16 (four months ago) link

Its like the dubs have agreed to spar with us, everyone knows they will get a goal on demand

Mayo backline is weak, and not just vs dub forwards, sleepy stuff

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 17:29 (four months ago) link

Decent spells of play but really need to make the man advantage count

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 18:02 (four months ago) link

Ref has utterly fucked us with two calls there

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 18:16 (four months ago) link

Walk in croke park from here

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 18:25 (four months ago) link

Put a fork in em, they're done

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 19 December 2020 18:33 (four months ago) link

The greatest team of all time playing at home with unlimited finacial and personnel resources shouldn't need ref decisions to win matches, just an opinion

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 19 December 2020 19:07 (four months ago) link


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