"We've momentum and we can't afford to lose it tbh"- The '13-'14 summer transfer window thread for PL and beyond

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Deems made me do this.

Let's go.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

aka "Chris Solly is going nowhere"

hey, we're all gonna make it about ourselves, right

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

I sure hope so!

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

who are PSV desperately clinging to/sniffing around

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link

If we don't end up with one big proper signing this summer im gonna be sad. There hae been so many Higuain or Jovetic stories that... its gonna be like Darren Bent or someone innit... *sad face*

tell me more (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

the flourishing of Jenkinson will be akin to a new signing

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

cmon I feel we haven't mentioned enough Charlton youth-team right-backs yet itt

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

Ugh... We're clutching at straws man. It was a disastrous season. Desperately clinging to Strootman (especially), Mertens, Toivonen and Lens, but fear all four will leave. Toivonen especially is likely to go to the PL. I've no idea who we are sniffing up atm, because there's no dough until we sell.

Adam Maher would be my dream signing, but he will likely go to fucking Ajax. If Wenger is paying attention: Maher is an examplary great Arsenal play. Steal him before Ajax does plz

xxxp

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:50 (ten years ago) link

Sam, Adam Maher should be your big signing! He was born to play for Arsenal! Please send ✧.wen✧✧✧@arse✧✧✧.c✧.u✧ an email or something.

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

So where are all the ***star players*** of QPR going?

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

find it deliciously weird when someone not even tangentially british has a very british name

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

late-90s switzerland were kinda good for that

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

tbf tbf Maher is Irish probably (deems?)

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

Morrocan, but close enough

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

Well, Dutch, but Morrocan Dutch

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

wtf british name

um, airhead (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

no I mean the name

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

xp

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

So.... Andy Carroll... Ronan might want to weigh in here. What to do with the old sod?

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

12m to buy him

spurs and newcastle should get into that, and damn what nakh thinks of it

um, airhead (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

I can see Carroll being a Europa League legend w/ Spurs tbh - and I'm not trolling

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:03 (ten years ago) link

jesus what a takedown

um, airhead (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:04 (ten years ago) link

I hope that arsenal buy a player

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

who is unplayable

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

they could just keep arshavin tho

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

or the others

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

hi suedey

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:43 (ten years ago) link

not lazing but clowning

― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, October 4, 2010 8:11 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link

<3

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link

diaby 4 life

what have you done to me wenger

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link

next year is his year, the year of complete diaby

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link

like a new singing

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:59 (ten years ago) link

can I get a shirt with a broken leg on the back

not lazy but clowning (Suedey 2), Monday, 20 May 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link

no but these will be available soon

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02556/celeb_2556649c.jpg

Number None, Monday, 20 May 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link

awesome new dn deems

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 May 2013 00:24 (ten years ago) link

AA+

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 May 2013 00:24 (ten years ago) link

a bit fuckin late mind!

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Monday, 20 May 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

You need my helping hand, it's ok

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 20 May 2013 00:27 (ten years ago) link

Can ILF resign boxall please?

Ismael Klata, Monday, 20 May 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link

never really left but flattered to be missed I guess!

of the QPR squad, suppose Arsenal could most use that midfielder rtc loved (Diakité?) but the one I really liked was Alejandro Faurlín. Didn't follow him in Serie A but if he came back from that injury fully, I thought he was a very good passing midfielder. Just as long as the awes Armand Traore doesn't return.

boxall, Monday, 20 May 2013 05:45 (ten years ago) link

Whats going to go down with wigan's bigger names? Surely not beyond the realms of possibility that they talk a good-ish number into staying for a crack at europe and the hope of going straight back up. Money will obvs be an issue, but I don't think they have many players on bigotry

Windsor Davies, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:33 (ten years ago) link

Bigotry = big money of course, fuck iPhones etc etc

Windsor Davies, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:33 (ten years ago) link

now if only you were talking about liverpool

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Monday, 20 May 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

There'll be a big bunfight over Callum McManaman probably, no idea where will be the first stop on his inevitable route to becoming the new Adam Johnson.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:42 (ten years ago) link

Man city would be a start. Though perhaps moving to citeh won't be such a dead end for wingers now that Mancini has gone and they might actually be in with a chance of
getting played.

Mcmanaman feels like a vaguely Liverpool-ish sort of player, but they've got thing elsewhere that need fixing.

Kone and McCarthy have got to be on their way out of Wigan though. Kone would be fun at everton I reckon, though it won't happen

Windsor Davies, Monday, 20 May 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

Liverpool would be quite amusing, as if having gone over a decade without any good young wingers they suddenly start trying to stockpile every single one that becomes available. But he'd probably actually develop in a sensible way under Rodgers, ditto under Laudrup. The worst case scenario would be Newcastle or West Ham or somewhere.

Matt DC, Monday, 20 May 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

as if newcastle will sign him!

bleeding like a stoke pig (imago), Monday, 20 May 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

bit early for a mcmanaman bunfight, screams everton though especially if martinez goes there. maybe west ham, or fulham even. rodgers has wing forwards aplenty what with sterling, suso, ibe, sinclair etc and city will have bigger fish to fry with isco and jesus "sigh, sickening eyes" navas

figueroa, beausejour look a bit fulham too. spurs squad filler once but probably no longer

r|t|c, Monday, 20 May 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

actually i think macca 2 could be quite good at liverpool cos they can still be diffident and he is lol fiesty but if there's only so much to spend it's certainly the least of priorities

r|t|c, Monday, 20 May 2013 13:15 (ten years ago) link

Macca 2 an everton youth reject

my name is louis and i'm an acoleuthic (darraghmac), Monday, 20 May 2013 13:16 (ten years ago) link

i hadnt really realised that eriksen is only a couple of months older than tom carroll (and is apparently just as feeble physically). wheel in the daily mail soapbox

r|t|c, Friday, 13 September 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

he does look a bit cowering in that pic

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 September 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

loooool

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Friday, 13 September 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

http://www.qpr.co.uk/cms_images/player/chevanton-61364-1076384_613x460.jpg

oh look it's ... javier chevanton. cool!

r|t|c, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 13:33 (ten years ago) link

is there a thread for the League Cup? Giggs and Jones in midfield tonight. Should be a laugh

Number None, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

needs a title, quick

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

i'm going to miss the whole thing anyway. Dreading what I'll discover when I check the result

Number None, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

should make last year's thread a rolling one, imo. it only has 500 posts, last year's prem thread has over 10K

mizzell, Wednesday, 25 September 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

avb interview with l'equipe sounds worth a read

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 08:24 (ten years ago) link

http://medias.lequipe.fr/img-photo-jpg/fr-ric-thiriez-reste-le-patron-de-la-lfp-en-poste-depuis-2002-il-a-r-u-unanimit-ce/1500000000194977/0:243,1499:998-665-335-70/0b4c7.jpg

I've just gone to l'Equipe and been confronted with this ridiculous hipster instead

Ismael Klata, Friday, 27 September 2013 08:55 (ten years ago) link

Former paratrooper 3 e Regiment Marine Infantry Parachute 1 , it is an Officer of the National Order of Merit (2011), Knight of the Legion of Honour (2004). He participated in 1984, with Pierre Mazeaud , the French expedition that attempted escalation of Hidden Peak ( 8096 m ) in the Himalayas 1 and was a member of the Franco-German expedition to the Antarctic in 1989. He is the author of the report on the French polar research that led to the creation of the Polar Institute.

r|t|c, Friday, 27 September 2013 09:17 (ten years ago) link

"Life is an absolutely fabulous thing, but it is too short, he sentence I am 55 years old and I feel I have barely lived There is a solution..: live several lives at the same time, what I've always done. A lawyer working life, a life in football, in music, in the mountain, too, because I do mountaineering. I have several lives like that, to enjoy life more. As André Gide had this obsession to miss something. "

r|t|c, Friday, 27 September 2013 09:18 (ten years ago) link

Richards was a director of companies involved in engineering, telecommunications and water and waste treatment, several of which entered administrative receivership or were dissolved.[2]

r|t|c, Friday, 27 September 2013 09:19 (ten years ago) link

This guy is the greatest guy.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 27 September 2013 09:28 (ten years ago) link

Gide's The Immoralist was a good read. Didn't inspire me to lead several lives though.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Friday, 27 September 2013 09:43 (ten years ago) link

self help gide

gangover over sam over (darraghmac), Friday, 27 September 2013 09:48 (ten years ago) link

I don't think I'd be comfortable with the EPL looking for the English Frederic Thiriez because they'd only end up appointing Stephen Fry or Piers Morgan.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 27 September 2013 09:57 (ten years ago) link

To relate that type of mindset to what's going on at United now - my sense is that what Moyes is trying to do is almost give some players the opportunity to play themselves out of the club. That's my instinct - you look back at the cataclysmic performance, or non-performance, that Ashley Young gave in the Derby. It looked that he didn't have a future. I was also, like many, amazed that he played Anderson. He just simply is not a Manchester United player.

http://thebusbybabe.sbnation.com/2013/10/4/4797762/david-moyes-manchester-united-scouting-staff-management-style

Number None, Friday, 4 October 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link

"not a manchester united player"
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"not a liverpool player"
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"not a west bromwich albion player"
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cerealbar, Friday, 4 October 2013 20:40 (ten years ago) link

"not a liverpool player" konchesky
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Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 October 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link

"not a liverpool player" poulsen
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Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 October 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link

"not a liverpool player" mkhitaryan
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Ismael Klata, Friday, 4 October 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link

Really great interview, that. He was on Second Captains a while back, all the stuff about Moyes's secret room is really interesting.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 October 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link

Like, his record in the transfer market at Everton wasn't flawless was it? Not that he didn't make some great signings.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 October 2013 09:27 (ten years ago) link

Nothin like flawless, just that he spent very little on a lot if good players, and tended to keep them around. The dozens he spent nothing on and didnt make it could be moved on no fuss. The few big signings that didnt work could be balanced maybe against the guys he developed. But id not say his transfer record was better than good.

Victims’ tears deter rodent paedophiles (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 October 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link

Yeah that's an excellent piece.

Ismael Klata, Saturday, 5 October 2013 10:08 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I'd agree with that Darragh. I'm only being harsh on him in the context of trying to rate this system he seems to have.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 October 2013 10:12 (ten years ago) link

Like, his record in the transfer market at Everton wasn't flawless was it? Not that he didn't make some great signings.

I think that could be applied to most good to average managers.

Are you a horse? (onimo), Saturday, 5 October 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

Yeah probably fair. Fergie had a pretty great record, high-profile flops and all but so many amazing purchases.

Evil Juice Box Man (LocalGarda), Saturday, 5 October 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

his notable weakness was strikers, plenty wasted on shit like beattie, johnson, beckford, and an inability to prolong the form of yakubu and jelavic

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 October 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

and that was ferguson's notable strength through the years with a very small number of exceptions like new batistuta dong fangzhuo

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 October 2013 11:46 (ten years ago) link

owen being typically complaisant towards the imbecile hart

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 October 2013 12:02 (ten years ago) link

He currently rotates with Pablo Zabaleta in competition for the right-back berth at the Etihad, but has made just two appearances this season - including a surprise start in the 3-1 loss against Bayern Munich.

Richards is happy competing with the Argentinian, and is paid around £65,000 a week. However, Newcastle could offer a significant financial incentive to move to St. James' Park.

Austrian Economics (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:44 (ten years ago) link

Such a Newcastle player.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 October 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

slightly disturbing that ashley/kinnear will offer a significant financial incentive to someone already on £65k and who has hardly played for 18 months

Austrian Economics (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

i think it would be best for him if he could be played as a cb though, too cumbersome for fullback

yanga-mbiwa seems to be the rancid marrow in their january window abel and cole clearance box too

Austrian Economics (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

hey I use them ruining my punk as fuck cred there I guess

imago, Friday, 11 October 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

how did you cook your yoann gouffran

Austrian Economics (nakhchivan), Friday, 11 October 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

in a coloccini bigirimana with a fine red marveau

imago, Friday, 11 October 2013 15:08 (ten years ago) link

Pardew went on: ‘You're talking about a high level (Premier League).

‘We've got fantastic players at our football club and is he better than the ones we've got?

‘I was a bit like ‘hmm, not sure’. I think (Andre Villas-Boas) was a little bit like that as well.

‘But fair play to the lad, he's come into Tottenham's team and done terrific and now he’s made that extra step which is great for England and Spurs in particular.

‘He brings a 'nothing to lose' character to the pitch.

‘He was a massive bonus the other night.’

fake irish times letters mac d (nakhchivan), Sunday, 13 October 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

Turan has now committed to the club until 2017, and has spoken of his personal joy at remaining with Atletico, where he says he feels part of a family at the club.

“I am delighted to have signed a contract extension with Atletico Madrid. I feel like I’m part of a family here,” he said.

However, his agent has hinted that the Premier League is still on the agenda for Turan, whose signing of a new contract has seen his buy-0ut clause with the club rise to over £30m, which may be a ploy simply to make more money out of his sale if top English clubs come calling for the Turkish international again.

“Arsenal and Liverpool? A destination in the Premier League would be to the liking of the player and I can confirm there are clubs interested, like the two mentioned,” his agent said.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 15 October 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

they selling pique or just collecting slack fuckers now

r|t|c, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 00:47 (ten years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Frank_Arnesen.jpg

here is a picture of ninth rolling stone frank arnesen

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

deems who is your favourite defensive midfielder ever

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 16 October 2013 14:01 (ten years ago) link

The next one. Always the next one.

unblog your plug (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 October 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

“Mario wants to leave Milan in January,” Mino Raiola told The National.

“I don’t know where he will go, but we will look at different options.

“Chelsea is an option, but there have been no real offers and I cannot say anything.”

r|t|c, Monday, 30 December 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link


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