celebrities killed by aaron ramsey

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FOOTBALL star Aaron Ramsey was being bizarrely linked to Whitney Houston's death by fans last night after a series of odd coincidences.

Every time the Arsenal midfielder scores, a famous figure dies. Whitney was the fourth in under a year.

Her body was found hours after Ramsey, 21, netted during the Premier League game against Sunderland on Saturday.

The coincidences began last May when Ramsey scored against Man United.

Next day al-Qaeda terror leader Osama Bin Laden was killed.

In October he scored against Spurs, three days before Apple boss Steve Jobs died. Later that month he scored against Marseille in the Champions League.

Next day Libyan tyrant Colonel Gaddafi was shot.

One fan wrote on a forum: "I'm worried things will get out of control when he scores more."

how crazy is it, a dude scores and then by 'coincidence' people also happen to die at a time that is also kinda a day or three away or whatever.

(god knows how many people ronaldo has done in, or romario or dixie dean).

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Osama Bin Laden 3
Colonel Gaddafi 2
Whitney Houston 1
Steve Jobs 1


a hoy hoy, Monday, 13 February 2012 15:58 (eight years ago) link

i read about this last night somewhere

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 13 February 2012 17:24 (eight years ago) link

dunno what I'm voting for here but I'm going with Whitney

Sh3rry and the Bloodworks \m/ (onimo), Monday, 13 February 2012 21:22 (eight years ago) link

Bin Laden, obviously - that was the best goal.

How about Celebrities Killed by Ryan Shawcross?

Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:27 (eight years ago) link

not that type of player

Number None, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:31 (eight years ago) link

This is amazingly tenuous. I vote Jobs for greatest level of tenuousness.

ailsa, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 08:58 (eight years ago) link

can't believe that there are ramsey-deniers even on ilx OPEN YOUR EYES,SHEEPLE

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 09:03 (eight years ago) link

This is amazingly tenuous.

I don't see it; seems like an open-and-shut case to me.

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 09:06 (eight years ago) link

who will ban this sick stunt?

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 09:37 (eight years ago) link

surprised no-one did the "in the library" joek [via Cluedo]

Sylv_ebanks (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:30 (eight years ago) link

Can't wait for his first hat-trick

le ralliement du doute et de l'erreur (Michael White), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 16:34 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 17 February 2012 00:01 (eight years ago) link

Gervinho debut double sinks Amy Winehouse

http://www.arsenal.com/match-menu/3405570/first-team/fc-cologne-v-arsenal?tab=report

knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Friday, 17 February 2012 11:05 (eight years ago) link

every time he fucks up a one-on-one a celebrity gets to fight another day

knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Friday, 17 February 2012 11:07 (eight years ago) link

Back in Dixie Dean's day there wasn't this celebrity culture surrounding football. So he was chiefly responsible for any number of nameless casualties in the Chinese Civil War. Tommy Lawton is an ambiguous figure in Everton history, as his goalscoring feats are inextricably linked to the rise of Franco.

Michael Jones, Friday, 17 February 2012 11:18 (eight years ago) link

A bloody coup in North Korea was narrowly averted when Robin van Persie failed to beat Alan Shearer's calendar year record recently.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 17 February 2012 11:24 (eight years ago) link

A glorious hat trick for Henrik Larsson against Hearts done for King Hussein of Jordan, with an assist from cancer.

knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Friday, 17 February 2012 11:30 (eight years ago) link

thread delivers

beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Friday, 17 February 2012 12:12 (eight years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 18 February 2012 00:01 (eight years ago) link

At least some good came of Aaron Ramsey.

knocked over like the last act in Mackbeth (onimo), Saturday, 18 February 2012 00:24 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFHaDDhYO0w

James Mitchell, Sunday, 19 February 2012 11:00 (eight years ago) link

eight years pass...

Bump

a hoy hoy, Thursday, 10 September 2020 20:05 (two weeks ago) link

Bin Laden, obviously - that was the best goal.

How about Celebrities Killed by Ryan Shawcross?

― Ismael Klata, Monday, 13 February 2012 21:27 (eight years ago) link

not that type of player

― Number None, Tuesday, 14 February 2012 02:31 (eight years ago) link

I probably lolled at the time and I lol again now.

oscar bravo, Thursday, 10 September 2020 20:49 (two weeks ago) link


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