what is john terry?

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an effing see is what he is, the cunt

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:26 (eight years ago) link

this cunting bastard overrode
the game's prevailing social mores
by shooting off his cunty load
inside wayne bridges' 'er indoors

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:34 (eight years ago) link

Was expecting a one-option poll tbh.

Ismael Klata, Monday, 10 October 2011 16:36 (eight years ago) link

this is a creative thread fyi

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:37 (eight years ago) link

c&p the wc2010 verses someone, i'm on the phone. And driving.

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:38 (eight years ago) link

it's one of those complicated write-in polls, with points awarded to position &c. email darragh with what you think john terry is.

Upt0eleven, Monday, 10 October 2011 16:38 (eight years ago) link

ya i like that idea too

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:40 (eight years ago) link

hearty lols just at link

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 16:47 (eight years ago) link

my wariness wrt saying 'cunt' now that i've moved to england saddens me, so this thread is a nice little spot of sanctuary.

What, does it mean something different now?

Ismael Klata, Monday, 10 October 2011 17:47 (eight years ago) link

He's England's brave:
Super John the knave,
World class Tory,
Leave forward's sorry
To leave wives round-
The cunt's just bound

Ravaging Rick Rude (a hoy hoy), Monday, 10 October 2011 17:57 (eight years ago) link

xp well up there we can be very free and loose with it, and sometimes it can be used to mean nothing more than 'person' if you're that way inclined (not casually calling people the c-word, e.g. "some cunt at the reception sent me up here", was a piece of job interview advice on a JSA training scheme a couple of friends ended up on), so I'm assuming some regional variations and am a bit hesitant to drop it everywhere in case offence is caused for the first time ever. Probably unreasonably hesitant. The virtual homophone that is the correct pronunciation of 'Kant', however, is actively encouraged.

i have to proof read the emails i send to this girl i'm into at the moment to extract all the "cunts" from them because she's a furriner.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:09 (eight years ago) link

i guess the distinction isn't between being taken as an everyday word and causing offence, but rather between being taken as an everyday word and being taken as the kind of thing that in most contexts only an aggressive mentalist would say.

this is not the thread for that

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:24 (eight years ago) link

that's true, some people it's fine to call blubbering racist cunts under any circumstances.

ahhhhh

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:27 (eight years ago) link

not enough shit poetry itt

by day he bravely plays and trains
with scant regard for limb or life

by night his wizened crone face strains
while cunting into Bridgey's wife

peligro, Monday, 10 October 2011 18:34 (eight years ago) link

^

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:37 (eight years ago) link

big and brave and brashly bold
his means of cunting, manifold

and if the fates justly conspire
then this cunt will soon die in a fire

some pundits paint him as a foe
neanderthal and vicious
but those he hosts for dinner know
his cooking's cuntylicious

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:44 (eight years ago) link

in prouder moments one allows
his prideful mien, his steely eye
but pondering his beetle brows
be honest- don't you wish he'd die

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 18:48 (eight years ago) link

the mirror crack'd and selfhood broken
our john's ego dissipates

where once was cunt cannot be spoken
bridge feels safe and consummates

With fellow cunt Frankie Lamps Baby
And to a Heathrow hotel guest Yankee
He mimicked the planes in NYC.
And ten years later he'd seem to be
Exactly the fucking same, the cunt

peligro, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:03 (eight years ago) link

John Terry is like Moriarty
Made worse by his love of the British National Party

Taking his team mates' wife as a paramour
Whilst his family robs a department store

A tour of his workplace will cost 10k
Russian blood money is worse than Pinochet

Chelsea's midfield will never readjust
The day this cunt doth spontaneously combust

James Mitchell, Monday, 10 October 2011 19:51 (eight years ago) link

The cunt son
Well the cunt son
The cunt son
The cunt son

And he curses his mother, and he curses his father
And he curses his virtue like an unclean thing

The cunt son
Well the cunt son
And the cunt son

One more cunt gone, one more cunt gone, one more cunt
One more cunt gone, one more cunt gone, one more cunt
One more cunt gone, one more cunt gone, one more cunt
One more cunt gone, one more cunt gone, one more cunt

© Nick Cunt and the Badcunts

parasitical brain-weevil (onimo), Monday, 10 October 2011 20:18 (eight years ago) link

considering starting a "stately, plump cunt Carragher" thread

Dios mio! This kid is FUN to hit! (Noodle Vague), Monday, 10 October 2011 20:19 (eight years ago) link

england's only 'natural leader'
seriously, i don't get it either
wonder what he said to ledders
john terry is a lady's nethers

at-zing-two-boards (darraghmac), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:55 (eight years ago) link

Gamblers who in-play do look,
For the next person in the book,
Could do much worse than take a punt,
On captain Terry, thick racist cunt
The Euro cup he'll never raise,
Come, my friends, unite and praise,
That slippy square of Moscow grass
That made him fall upon his arse,

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 05:44 (eight years ago) link

My only great compunction
Is that this cunt got his injunction
Apparently John Terry whipped out his tool
And used it to cheat on Toni Poole

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 06:00 (eight years ago) link

remember when he didn't
Say that very nasty thing
to tottenham hotspur's ledley king
What a cuddn't

stop muammar time (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 October 2011 19:17 (seven years ago) link

going up to his left ball
in a team-mates ex
was only sex
but the cunt's racist and all

stop muammar time (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 October 2011 19:27 (seven years ago) link

For insulting Anton Ferdinand
And ruining Chelsea's global brand
John Terry should be banned
The lad can't help it if he's tanned

James Mitchell, Sunday, 23 October 2011 19:33 (seven years ago) link

while granting certaing moral slackness
you'd hope you could express displeasure
without ref to the other's blackness
at least you would if you weren't a seriously dedicated cunt of the highest order who can kick, elbow, fuck and racially abuse anyone at apparent total leisure

stop muammar time (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 October 2011 19:35 (seven years ago) link

but not all at once

stop muammar time (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 October 2011 19:36 (seven years ago) link

youse conce

stop muammar time (darraghmac), Sunday, 23 October 2011 20:03 (seven years ago) link

wot people needs to understand
i'm not the one wot should be banned
this story's clearly wrong you see
i never called im no black me

stop muammar time (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 00:35 (seven years ago) link

if you find all your time is used
denying that you have abused
black players- then let me be blunt
you're probably a racist cunt
and even if in every case
you never broached the fellow's race
the fact that it's a constant worry
suggests that you're a chalice (furry)

stop muammar time (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 00:41 (seven years ago) link

aside from all this racial stuff
he's undeniably quite rough
he had his pick of waggish totty
but still fucked carlo ancelotti

stop muammar time (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 00:44 (seven years ago) link

the pot calling the kettle, um
ferdy, at least he didn't fuck your mum
the irony there in plain sight
like anton but white, completely white.

sunn :o))) (Merdeyeux), Monday, 24 October 2011 05:05 (seven years ago) link

The FA will not act
He's clearly not that kind of player
The cunt deserves to be whacked
I'll give a grand to his eventual slayer

James Mitchell, Monday, 24 October 2011 05:36 (seven years ago) link

nice, both nice

generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 06:02 (seven years ago) link

when asked if john said something rash
anton's answer was typically brash
he said i don't mind im
effin and blindin
but his face just looks so like a gash

generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 10:31 (seven years ago) link

what's wrong with these people who just cannot fathom
how this racism talk leaves me desperately saddened
i've played with the king lad since senrab fc
and never a bad word has he had from me
i'm dead against racism, that's not just a front
(and also adultery and being a cunt)
so please, internetters, don't give me this tag
just because i'm a generally cuntish bawbag
so, hoping we won't have to do this again
i'm playing next tuesday
you'll all see me then

generation lmbo (darraghmac), Monday, 24 October 2011 12:01 (seven years ago) link

services do not come cheap
for expert to analyse one's lips
for it's too cruel on a juror
to read the cunt's labia majora

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Monday, 24 October 2011 14:27 (seven years ago) link

He's prejudiced against either black people
or those who are blind
but what does he think about folks from China?
John Terry is a vagina

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:11 (seven years ago) link

An Englishman, plays centre back
As captain he faces the sack
Shagged his mate's bird
Disgracefully slurred
For calling a mate fucking blind

a guy called Gerard (onimo), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:30 (seven years ago) link

reference to blindness is frowned on
and unless terry's being merked or clowned on
there'll be tears before dinner
cos this premier league winner
thought that youtube was safe with no sound on

RIP Big Muam mißya til I'm Libya (darraghmac), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:37 (seven years ago) link

Hitler wore an armband
so does Terry
They both hate blacks
and drink cheap sherry
Adolf only
had one ball
Maybe Johnny has
a single testicle

cheque out my debit to building society (snoball), Thursday, 27 October 2011 11:42 (seven years ago) link

Are the QPR fans widely known for randomly shouting out "black!" during games? r/t/c will know for sure.

pandemic, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:18 (seven years ago) link

The magistrate will not read the whole judgement but some key points

"John Terry is a cunt"

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:19 (seven years ago) link

John Terry has been cleared of racially abusing Anton Ferdinand …

nakhchivan, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:24 (seven years ago) link

predictable

Number None, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:24 (seven years ago) link

ccdavies: #Terry - nobody has been able to show Terry was lying - Rddle, He is credible
about 1 minute ago

nakhchivan, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:25 (seven years ago) link

should never have gone to trial

nakhchivan, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:26 (seven years ago) link

;_;

EBGJNRCJT

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:26 (seven years ago) link

i don't get the "nobody can be sure what words he uttered" bit. He admits he said 'black' followed by an insult I thought?

pandemic, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:26 (seven years ago) link

he can use a different lie now, he's not guilty

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:27 (seven years ago) link

now he probably won't even get an FA ban

nakhchivan, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:27 (seven years ago) link

Are the QPR fans widely known for randomly shouting out "black!" during games? r/t/c will know for sure.

― pandemic, Friday, 13 July 2012 14:18 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wj84tfS7ag4

only in this sense tbh

r|t|c, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:28 (seven years ago) link

joking about Terry aside this is a great day for people who want to know "what's wrong with calling somebody a fucking black cunt anyway?"

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:30 (seven years ago) link

it's like klats said about the arry tax case, a lolling jury never convicts

r|t|c, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:31 (seven years ago) link

this is such a load of shit

assumed the cps had incontrovertible video/audio of the incident to take it to court

they didn't, so one of the best criminal silks in london and probably a dozen other lawyers get to spend several months finding the slightest sliver of doubt and acquittal is inevitable

nakhchivan, Friday, 13 July 2012 13:34 (seven years ago) link

Waste of time and money, how did the police and CPS ever allowe this go to trial?

SomeTwat from Tring (Tom D.), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:38 (seven years ago) link

case seems weak but i wonder how many other pisspoor "he say she say" cases end up before magistrates just because

sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:39 (seven years ago) link

probably a fair result, rly

i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:47 (seven years ago) link

Thought this would happen. I think i said before the trial that he was lucky it went down the legal route rather than the FA one.

Temporarily Famous In The Czech Republic (ShariVari), Friday, 13 July 2012 13:59 (seven years ago) link

boo

“Yes, I love the kinky fuckery." (a hoy hoy), Friday, 13 July 2012 14:44 (seven years ago) link

case seems weak but i wonder how many other pisspoor "he say she say" cases end up before magistrates just because

― sorry i'm tumblr white (Noodle Vague), Friday, July 13, 2012 2:39 PM (2 hours ago)

this was heard by a district judge over 5 days

the best justice money can buy &c

nakhchivan, Friday, 13 July 2012 16:26 (seven years ago) link

please forgive my ignorance, but has Terry been accused of this sort of behavior before?

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 13 July 2012 16:29 (seven years ago) link

yes.

i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 16:31 (seven years ago) link

but not officially

i read like cookie monster eats (darraghmac), Friday, 13 July 2012 16:31 (seven years ago) link

2nd para

nakhchivan, Friday, 13 July 2012 16:32 (seven years ago) link

if only i knew sarcasm can be used as a court defence before i could have robbed a bank

Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 13 July 2012 16:35 (seven years ago) link

that gun was satire!

Rosie 47 (ken c), Friday, 13 July 2012 16:36 (seven years ago) link

xps thx

DX Dx DX (dan m), Friday, 13 July 2012 16:37 (seven years ago) link

Oh wow at that Telegraph piece!

I've read the judgment now and it's far from exculpatory in its way. It emphasises how strong the crown case was, even while ultimately deciding the other way. It even declines to endorse the contention that our man is not a racist, which reads kind of weirdly when normally that's the first thing everyone accepts. It makes clear that the standard of proof is the key thing here - unlike with Suarez, where balance-of-probabilities meant the panel had to pick one or the other to believe, and plumped (entirely understandably) for Evra; here the judge more-or-less accepted what everyone had to say, and could only conclude that there was still a reasonable doubt. Which tbf has got to be the right result, because of the key bit being obscured and nobody directly saying what it was.

I guess it's still open to the FA to charge him to the Suarez standard of proof, but I'm assuming that won't happen now.

Ismael Klata, Friday, 13 July 2012 18:02 (seven years ago) link

There is then the evidence of the lip readers. Both the lip reader instructed by the prosecution, Susan Whitewood, and the lip reader instructed by the defence, Laraine Callow, are clearly experts in their field. Nobody doubted their expertise. Helpfully they met together before the hearing and prepared a joint expert report. I can summarise the position, I hope not over-simply, in this way. Ms Whitewood is of the opinion that the words spoken by John Terry are “Yeah and I [obstruction] you/ya fucking black cunt (pause) fucking knobhead”. Ms Callow is of the same opinion. However both experts agree that there is the possibility that they are mistaken and in particular that “you/ya” may be “a” or indeed a number of other similar sounds. It is common ground that a lip reader is unable to comment on “tone of voice” or how words are said. In this context the experts cannot say whether the words observed were in a question form. Both experts agreed on the limitations of lip reading spelt out in Appendix 2 of Laraine Callow’s report, with “extremely minor differences”.

nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 July 2012 11:25 (seven years ago) link

Yeah and I [obstruction] you/ya fucking black cunt (pause) fucking knobhead

nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 July 2012 11:25 (seven years ago) link

yeahm, but if that word is 'called' then.....

starfish entryprize (darraghmac), Saturday, 14 July 2012 11:51 (seven years ago) link

The Crown Prosecution Service said the acquittal was ‘justice being done’ and insisted there was enough evidence to bring the case to trial.

But one legal source said: ‘It was a high-profile case and no one wants to be the person who signs off a decision to drop it or dispose of it in another way. You could say letting it run to court is the path of least resistance.

‘But it is also the most expensive and a verdict like this leaves no winners.’

nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 July 2012 13:44 (seven years ago) link

no winners except juytee, his legal team, chelsea fc and chelsea's delightful fans

nakhchivan, Saturday, 14 July 2012 13:45 (seven years ago) link

http://a.yfrog.com/img859/5374/psyrq.jpg

DX Dx DX (dan m), Thursday, 26 July 2012 12:59 (seven years ago) link

The FA has today charged John Terry.

http://www.thefa.com/TheFA/NewsAndFeatures/2012/john-terry-charged.aspx

mod night at the oasis (NickB), Friday, 27 July 2012 17:27 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

Valencia sources have told Sky Sports they have been offered Chelsea captain John Terry by an agent.

Reports claim that Terry could be heading to La Mestalla as early as January.

A Spanish agent Francois Gallardo claims he is helping with the deal and told Radio Intereconomia: "Valencia are negotiating, and I am involved in person, with the signing in the winter transfer market.

"The offer is on his table. The player is out of contract in June [sic - contract is until 2014] and will not renew there for several reasons at Chelsea and he wants to come to Spain.

"Terry has problems. They are insulting him and he is not taking it any more. He asked to leave, not us.

"It's real. This has been going on for 15 days and two meetings have already took place. The deal is already on his table - a year and a half plus one.

"I think he will accept."

r|t|c, Thursday, 25 October 2012 15:55 (six years ago) link

it's fair enough really, there's a far more open minded attitude about racism in spain.

Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Thursday, 25 October 2012 21:30 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

John Terry, a native Floridian, discovered acting through a series of fortunate events while building custom log homes in North Carolina.

After performing in a few local theater productions, he moved to Alaska where he helped start a river rafting company. On his 30th birthday, he moved to New York and tried full-time acting and stayed with that.

After living in New York, London, Los Angeles he resides 2007 in Park City, Utah, together with his children, son J.T. and daughter Hannah, who is an active soccer player.
- IMDb Mini Biography By: Tess

Trade Mark (1)
He frequently plays father-figures who are suspected or proven to be untrustworthy or evil.

another understated post from (Noodle Vague), Monday, 4 May 2015 16:53 (four years ago) link

memorably starred in lost alongside http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0008684/?ref_=tt_cl_t13

r|t|c, Monday, 4 May 2015 17:10 (four years ago) link

five months pass...
three months pass...

goodbye England's dose

broderik f (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 January 2016 19:52 (three years ago) link

i'd forgotten all the trial deets upthread. tears of lol in my eyes

r|t|c, Sunday, 31 January 2016 20:06 (three years ago) link

I was just coming here to post the good news.

The Return of the Thin White Pope (Tom D.), Sunday, 31 January 2016 20:36 (three years ago) link

Haven't felt such joy since the day Thatcher died.

Matt DC, Sunday, 31 January 2016 20:41 (three years ago) link

Though he'll probably join Arsenal and annoy us all next season.

The Return of the Thin White Pope (Tom D.), Sunday, 31 January 2016 20:48 (three years ago) link

Am I right in thinking that leaves TWP as the only one left of the (lol) Golden Generation?

Matt DC, Sunday, 31 January 2016 20:54 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

full kit wanking as you leave
finally lost out in a heave
to a pl debutante-
captain, leader, legend? conte.

spud called maris (darraghmac), Friday, 12 May 2017 21:10 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

when all the world's a leaky stage
with loose slips sinking premierships
then limit eyes upon your page
focus, focus in your rage
subtle in the war you wage
until the climax of the hunt
the feed that drips, the noose that slips

.......its John Terry's accunt

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 22:29 (one week ago) link

shouldve entered it into this years poetry comp tbh

too many cuckth thpoil the broth (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 October 2019 08:57 (one week ago) link


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