Thread for that vile revenant of the north LEEDS 'DIRTY LEEDS' UNITED

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never too late to forget

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

john giles sez they were all at it, and never forget they could play 'a bit' too

worth finding the 7-0 vs southampton in 197x

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

amandapalmer.wav

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah, the famed MOTD boxset i'll never see again had an unbelievable highlight reel from that game, including aforementioned giles pulling of showpony stuff to put cron7 to shame

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:09 (eight years ago) Permalink

'revenant' is jumping the gun a little, I think - they're still pretty hard-up and if this promotion campaign fails I can see them festering in the Ch'ship for a few seasons yet

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

Not just a memories thread - we really need them back now imo, they've suffered enough

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

this thread is in and of itself sufficient evidence for their being revenant

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

first the internet, then the world

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:11 (eight years ago) Permalink

sieg heil

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

nuff abt yr metaxas <3

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

agree w/ ik tho, they've done their time, and lord knows the first division could use some storied names rather than m62 sportswear franchises w/ a football team attached

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

three teams at top of championship right now would do very nicely thank you

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

leeds ~ 3/1 to get promoted

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

rockist xxp

leeds + cardiff in EPL wd be quite something, gotta say

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

ikr

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

wherefore millwall, when you put it like that

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

and rangers

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

and whichever is the #1 nazi team in ulster

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

always glentoran innit

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

hopefully west ham and birmingham will stay up so we can have a super-happy family premier league

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

n.b. in actual reality those 2 clubs need a swift relegation to the balls and then financial extinction

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

steady on

Most pressing immediate reason - since 'the top 8' isn't going to be a thing after all, need as many awkward bastards in the league as possible. Revived Forest too idc

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

and stoke

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

a sheffield team

caek, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

or two

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

Are Stoke's fans renowned as being as atavistic as their football?

Also your M62 slur basically dooms Wigan and absolutely nobody else. Poor Wigan :(

oh Sheff United for sure

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:23 (eight years ago) Permalink

&bolton

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

stoke is bnp central so yeah

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

portsmouth btw

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

need to have their own uk volkisch league

menopausal casuals and young crims given reduced entry, dogs allowed within grounds, discount alcohol, mnml security, filmed on vhs quality and shown on some cable channel alongside amateur mma

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

Coventry, then just wait for AFC Wimbledon and FCUM and that'll be it about right

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

can't see spurs making top 4 in that posited competition

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

single line of police between sets of fans, which subsequently turn out to be made of hay and bricks

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

maybe poach Feyenoord as well

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

need a theme for the new league

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

carter usm

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

trailed using that "one-two-three ... THREE-TWO-ONE" nuclear horror advert

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

isn't that a bit upscale xp?

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

need some aggro

like a less refined, more REAL kasabian

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

just some guy bashing on a dustbin lid and shouting 'Oi! 'oi!'

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

vinny jones fronting what's left of dexy's

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

needs to be something w/ quasi-laddish social-commentary import that isn't as fey as 'parklife' and can be reclaimed

or yes it cd be kasabian

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

Keep the 39th game concept imo, but play all games at Altamont Speedway

Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

haha remember when fat west ham tards and the columbus cru had their totally not contrived rumpus on the terraces in like 2k8

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

afaict this sort of lumpen wite ppl fey aggro shit is part of the appeal to nonhispanic americans

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

u don't rly get it in mnstrm american sport

Rockcrit from the Tuoms (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

altho, lumpen white ppl fey reclusive shit is rly quite popular in mexico

suzypwn (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

brando's later works sells off the shelves there

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 December 2010 18:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

they are still vile

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 April 2012 23:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

they employ michael brown

The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 April 2012 23:14 (seven years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

LEEDS have been dubbed the Pamela Anderson of English football by the man spearheading a £50million takeover of the club.

Dubai-based investment bank GFH Capital remain committed to a buyout of the Yorkshire giants and hope to have the keys to Elland Road by the end of this month after a series of delays.

And GFH Capital chief executive David Haigh, a Leeds fan, reckons his club reminds him of a young Pammi when she shot to stardom in sexy seaside drama Baywatch.

Haigh said: “Leeds is like a young Pamela Anderson. It’s in great shape, with superb assets and a great future ahead of her.

“Like any big acquisition we have to be thorough and that’s the process we’re going through right now. We’re almost there and, hopefully, within three weeks it could be done. We are working incredibly hard to get the deal done but there are procedures and rules which must be followed.”

Haigh added: “We will put finance and resources into the club. We are a Middle Eastern bank and we do things sensibly.”

r|t|c, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 10:30 (six years ago) Permalink

Leeds has a Hep C and a number of dodgy porn videos in circulation.

vegetarian beef (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 10:44 (six years ago) Permalink

Not easy being a Leeds fan these last ten years.

The windiest militant trash (Michael White), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:12 (six years ago) Permalink

Sure, Leeds United may need to have its anus redyed, but it is still a great club.

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 17:22 (six years ago) Permalink

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it's the Suede/Denim secret police/they have come for your 90s niece (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 11:41 (six years ago) Permalink

Sure, Leeds United may need to have its anus redyed, but it is still a great club.

― Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:22 (Yesterday) Bookmark

finally the analogy i'd been searching for all these years wrt having your badge redesigned and being referred to as a project

r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:26 (six years ago) Permalink

(although i did first read that as "redeyed" like it was some innovative new camera feature i wasnt aware of)

r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:27 (six years ago) Permalink

surely instagram has a redye feature

Know how Roo feel (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:34 (six years ago) Permalink

There should be a thread for cringeworthy examples of boardroom types attempting to talk the language of football fans, but this is a masterpiece of the genre.

I like to think he says the exact same thing about every acquisition they make.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 12:37 (six years ago) Permalink

xp a cynic may suggest that that is its entire feature

r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:21 (six years ago) Permalink

Thread for continued speculation on l'affaire KEYSY etc, rolling reactionary stupidity/misogyny/prejudice in football

quote instantly made me think of nakh's pulitzer-winning opening post here really

r|t|c, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 13:23 (six years ago) Permalink

Cawley, an unemployed labourer, stood in the dock wearing a blue T-shirt that exposed a "LUFC" tattoo on his neck and a Leeds United club crest on his right arm.

The court heard that he had been the subject of two football banning orders, which he had breached four times.

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 22 October 2012 15:02 (six years ago) Permalink

songs praising savile at that game apparently. that's so leeds.

tell it to my arse (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 24 October 2012 01:22 (six years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

The last contracts manager I had to deal with looked a lot like him, I wished more than death upon him.

xelab, Thursday, 18 September 2014 22:29 (four years ago) Permalink

seriously lolling at such a pile of wank rapper as Waka declaring his love!

xelab, Thursday, 18 September 2014 22:33 (four years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CCEe4WuWYAAdHO0.png

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:33 (four years ago) Permalink

a certain blogger will have experienced the punters of leeds united soon

PORC EPIC SAVVAGE (imago), Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:36 (four years ago) Permalink

that could cause lukewhit20 to go off at a tangent again

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 14:49 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-cyRKwCPjI

which early 90s leeds player does the uploader of this italo classic have in their avi

the mark s of juxberry rules (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 12:40 (four years ago) Permalink

the dead one, knowing u

r|t|c, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 13:07 (four years ago) Permalink

I noticed that the notable football chairman Adam Pearson is involved with the Leeds Utd circus for the 2nd time (the first was before he became involved with Hull when they were almost extinct). That makes him the 2nd worst ever famous Town fan next to David Peace, who whilst he was plugging The Damned Utd shite movie said "a draw would be a good result" when we were playing the white shite for the first time in decades.

xelab, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 20:14 (four years ago) Permalink

Lots of Uwe Rosler noise atm lol!

xelab, Tuesday, 19 May 2015 20:34 (four years ago) Permalink

three years pass...

It's sad they were marching on together

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:55 (five days ago) Permalink

I'm sad for my poor sweet marcelo

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:56 (five days ago) Permalink

I can't stand Derby either but loooooll!

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 21:34 (five days ago) Permalink

the arrogance from some Leeds fans though, because they've had the measure over Derby this season - some of them already talking about Wembley. A bit like when we were up against those other arrogant "maaaasive club" cunts, Wednesday.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:02 (five days ago) Permalink

Sad that despite the best efforts of local media to talk up Bielsa's maverick genius qualities (every fucking week) - he's turned out another mediocre failure. That is very bitter pill to swallow.

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:14 (five days ago) Permalink

he is a maverick genius. just a flawed one.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:15 (five days ago) Permalink

The current Schalke manager achieved what he couldn't achieve with the 4th lowest budget in the championship. That's what maverick genius looks like there pal!

calzino, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:22 (five days ago) Permalink

wagner did a cracking job with huddersfield. both the promotion and the year he managed to keep them up. will need more of a career/influence to be called a genius just yet, mind

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:31 (five days ago) Permalink

https://youtu.be/WPutBM7zfv8

FernandoHierro, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 22:32 (five days ago) Permalink

185 days sat at the top of the Champo

.. and they fucked it up..

2 - 0 up in the play off semi final

..and they fucked it up...loool

I've been reading that one of Bielsa's major weaknesses is his inability to rotate a squad and too many key players were often knackered during the 2nd half of the season.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 07:16 (four days ago) Permalink

poch out

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 07:47 (four days ago) Permalink

I'm sure there is something quite cool about Bielsa and he's a believer in a world of dull pragmatists. But once you throw your lot in with that vile revenant of the north, then people will not give you a fair hearing, alas. But I wouldn't have it any other way - the overrated arrogant prick!

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:09 (four days ago) Permalink

this is such a classic thread title

ogmor, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:21 (four days ago) Permalink

and never forget the day Risdale pleaded with Seth Johnson's agent to accept double what he expected.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:34 (four days ago) Permalink

that inspired stewardship that got them back to where they belong.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:38 (four days ago) Permalink

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/neb1TgFQwRc/hqdefault.jpg

the little shit caught crying on the tv when they got relegated from the EPL is now in his early 20's and votes UKIP.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:44 (four days ago) Permalink

Appears to be doing whatever the defeated version of a sieg heil is there.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 09:51 (four days ago) Permalink

well its the sieg heil i suppose isn't it

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 10:56 (four days ago) Permalink

(xp) hail victory?

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 16 May 2019 20:58 (four days ago) Permalink

i believe darragh was referring to the outcome of 1945's WWII play-offs

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 16 May 2019 21:36 (four days ago) Permalink

if bbc radio leeds had covered them playoffs, they'd still be fucking moaning about the multiple injustices of the home side losing during cuba missile crisis.

calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 22:08 (four days ago) Permalink

warnock encroaching into opposition trenches

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Thursday, 16 May 2019 23:29 (four days ago) Permalink


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