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1 Santana de Moraes
50 Cabral Semedo
7 Samaris
14 Nilsson-Lindelof
19 Pereira Dos Santos
21 Afonso Fernandes
5 Fejsa
85 Luz Sanches
10 Gaitán
11 Mitroglou
17 Gonçalves Oliveira

Substitutes
9 Jimenez Rodriguez
13 Pedro Lopes
18 Salvio
20 Ganchinho Guedes
28 Silvio
30 Souza Conceição
66 Alves Dias

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35835197

this quiz is too difficult :c

2 simulataneous Prem matches on Five Live, one of them with a real impact on the title chase, one of them a tussle for 5th place, guess which one gets broadcast on the main channel

^ preceded by 2 simultaneous prem matches on five live, one a local derby with a real impact on the relegation chase, one of them a tussle for 7th place, guess which one gets broadcast on the main channel

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35835197

this quiz is too difficult :c

― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 March 2016 17:51 Bookmark

tru :/

i got 3 out of 10 and two of them were total guesses.

4/10 3 guesses :(

"Manchester City must avoid defeat at 10-time European champions Real Madrid to reach their first Champions League final after a cagey first leg at Etihad Stadium."

http://m1.sportsjoe.ie/YToyOntzOjQ6ImRhdGEiO3M6MTY1OiJhOjM6e3M6MzoidXJsIjtzOjEwMzoiaHR0cDovL21lZGlhLXNwb3J0c2pvZS5tYXhpbXVtbWVkaWEuaWUuczMuYW1hem9uYXdzLmNvbS93cC1jb250ZW50L3VwbG9hZHMvMjAxNi8wNS8wOTEzMTgzOC9iYWxkYmJjLmpwZyI7czo1OiJ3aWR0aCI7aTo2NDc7czo2OiJoZWlnaHQiO2k6MzQwO30iO3M6NDoiaGFzaCI7czo0MDoiZjc1NzMwOTc3ZmIxYWI0YjZlNTk1MTZhNzljMWJmOWFkMDg0ZTAwZSI7fQ==/baldbbc.jpg

Poll!

I mean pull!

http://www.garlandsleisure.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/laserclay.jpg

danny murphy looks like game of thrones crossed with trainspotting

this dragon's been glessed and no cunt etc

The League of Bald Headed Men.

Jermaine Jenas and Jason Mohammad will be in new presenting roles on 5 live, including Jenas presenting The Friday Football Social alongside Darren Fletcher.

i was confused first time i heard somebody refer to Darren Fletcher on 5 Live

wish they'd put nult on telly tbh.

dark dystopian football punditry

dunno what context im missing here but yerman from elbow is not letting anyone finish a sentence its all a bit aggressive

ironic because you think he'd be used to meandering aimlessly on and on

Five-year-old Sunderland supporter Bradley Lowery has terminal cancer, but he scored a penalty for his beloved Black Cats in the warm-up against Chelsea on Tuesday night.

There is a growing social media campaign with players, media and fans calling for it to be the official Premier League goal of the month.

HUMBUG

This sort of thing has happened in the SPL at least twice.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-31549343

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-38195527

Though those probably were the best two goals scored in Scotland in those months, amirite?

You've set a frankly terrible precedent there

Five-year-old Sunderland supporter Bradley Lowery has terminal cancer, but he scored a penalty for his beloved Black Cats in the warm-up against Chelsea on Tuesday night.

There is a growing social media campaign with players, media and fans calling for it to be the official Premier League goal of the month.

Goalie should've stopped it imo

Never a penalty if you ask me

What's with this obsession to show footage of people leaving a match early?

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Ben Dunbar: Comment les aimez-vous les pommes?

I cannot footcelsior what I wish to and I cannot say why

a) Michael B

b) the kid is dead

p funny tho

maybe the follow-up is funnier still actually

Nothing inherently funny in the death of a child tbf lj

Although it's mildly amusing that I had to type that

footselfior

we allowing this 1992 liveblog

gonna say it's more tragic than fun.

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/live-experience/cps/800/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2017/8/15/799bba1a-d646-4dec-bca9-1388cf59ec50.jpg

anything which includes a coventry premier league fantasy is a+ imo

http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41684602

all the highest-rated comments to this are rightly calling it out for the clickbait shite it is

Heh, same with this one, also from today: http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/41828734

Are you analysing a football piece using the comments like count

come now

What like on a three count or just whenever I'm ready or what

does it not strike you of all people as tedious that any spurs player who emerges above a certain media-dictated parapet of excellence is destined for a 'bigger club' (population: real madrid)

or are you actually quite cheered with the bernabeu feeder club motif

I like to think that we're above reacting to this stuff as if it required our attn tbh

the wiser discourse

I think the media gets in a tizzy at the idea of an English player being good enough to play for a major team outside England.

It's understandable but curiously honestly humble