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Chapman's OK. Didn't mind Murray either.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2266357/Match-Day-debate--needs-change-close-gap-Sky-Sports.html

Remember when Alan Hansen famously declared that 'you will win nothing with kids' back in August 1995 about Manchester United? Hansen may have been proven wrong but that is exactly the type of thought-provoking, headline grabbing conjecture it needs to regain.

Laurie Whitwell

He would probably think it the worst idea initially, but if Paul Scholes could be convinced how valued his opinion would prove I would switch on each week. He knows the game inside out, has played in all manner of situations, and in my eyes is the most talented player Englishman of his generation.

So his insight and knowledge would prove fascinating. He would be able to disect match action with precision and perhaps provide dressing room tidbits. Once he retires for good, of course.

best idea

valuable insights on picking up the kids, breaking shins with impunity etc

if Sky replaced Redknapp with Carragher they'd be unstoppable

I think maybe Carragher would be guilty in the same way Redknapp is about being unwilling to directly criticise people he has to meet on the reg - though I agree Redknapp needs to be replaced with someone. Carragher also says "ay" and "like" too much for my liking but maybe I'm just anti-Scouse.

How did Gary Neville get the Sky Main Man gig? I don't recall him being particularly brilliant settee-fodder, if he even did it that much, so how did Sky know that this was the guy who'd make everything alright - was he pitching to them relentlessly, winning merits at presenting school, or what?

he only really did the settee stuff when he was a player. his shrewdness in seeing the opportunity for real insight and having the cojones to take it is as admirable as the quality of his punditry.

He would probably think it the worst idea initially, but if Paul Scholes could be convinced how valued his opinion would prove I would switch on each week. He knows the game inside out, has played in all manner of situations, and in my eyes is the most talented player Englishman of his generation.

So his insight and knowledge would prove fascinating. He would be able to disect match action with precision and perhaps provide dressing room tidbits. Once he retires for good, of course.

he oozes charisma too. scholes and giggs for motd2.

sky thought hey this will be lolz and then it backfired

carra's just going to be forthright bluster isnt he, he's got the insight of a dustbin lid

As far as bbc or itv coverage goes, murray's been several rungs above average.

Love to see hansen on rte, he'd have his lazy arse handed to him pronto. Richie Sadler already twice the analyst.

GNev is excellent, and I wonder why BBC can't find one like him. Out of the gazillions of ex-pros and unemployed managers, there must be several who are knowledgeable and smart and interested, but somehow get overlooked in favour of wannabe personalities like Savage or Wright or boring bastards like Shearer and Owen.

btw, if yous all want Pat Nevin back, you can have him.

The bbc don't want anyone like gnev, they'd have to get rid of everyone else and that might piss someone off

Dixon, keown and a couple others have been good on motd2 when i catch it

Dixon jumped to ITV.

Dixon's away to ITV now, I think, but I v rarely watch football on ITV. Agree he's streets ahead of Shearer. Hansen's just boring now, reminds me of the bawbag in my office who convinces stupid people he's clever by sounding authoritative even when spouting utter pish.

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by sounding authoritative even when spouting utter pish

Jeez, yes - I once saw Hansen on telly talking about music for some reason, and this was exactly how he approached it. Greatest act ever? BILLY JOEL.

what are the musical equivalents of power, pace and ability

Ever see Hansen on the Frank Skinner show? Horrible viewing - he just sat there going "Say something funny! Come on we're all waiting!"

That was pretty funny actually.

I don't approve as such, but I just found this takedown of Murray and I'd be lying if I said I was entirely unamused

I know it's the Telegraph so I shouldn't have read the comments but...

I can hardly understand the accent which you can cut with a knife eg wheelves meaning Wolves, I presume etc. What Jonathan didn't pick up on was the lovely expression of "Gobbin Off" used by Murraysome weeks ago. How on Earth do people like Murray get these jobs? More P.C. junk, I suspect, it sure isn't talent.

Nice

why the fuck did he go and see him? sweet jesus.

'big quick strong and he can play'

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Michael Owen

Jaben confusin me tbh

I'm enjoying this low-key, non-studio coverage actually

I really liked this, it's nice to see a programme that doesn't look or sound like any other footy show.

I was disposing of recorded motds at the weekend, and realised I'm now forwarding through them at such a pace that it's barely worth it. I'm basically now winding through the punditry AND the games, slowing briefly for the goals that earned a 'woo, strike' on here.

same as that tbh, if i miss rte i'll skip thru bbc

i notice with some regret that they've partly quelled the jobsworth who insisted on listing brazilians by their full name - Kenedy has now been retrospectively applied to all historical Nunes do Nascimento appearances

05 Marques Loureiro
08 Frello Filho

still got these two running the napoli midfield though so that's alright

sad they're no longer referring to CRon as 'dos Santos Aveiro'

Benfica

1 Santana de Moraes
50 Cabral Semedo
7 Samaris
14 Nilsson-Lindelof
19 Pereira Dos Santos
21 Afonso Fernandes
5 Fejsa
85 Luz Sanches
10 Gaitán
11 Mitroglou
17 Gonçalves Oliveira

Substitutes
9 Jimenez Rodriguez
13 Pedro Lopes
18 Salvio
20 Ganchinho Guedes
28 Silvio
30 Souza Conceição
66 Alves Dias

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35835197

this quiz is too difficult :c

2 simulataneous Prem matches on Five Live, one of them with a real impact on the title chase, one of them a tussle for 5th place, guess which one gets broadcast on the main channel

^ preceded by 2 simultaneous prem matches on five live, one a local derby with a real impact on the relegation chase, one of them a tussle for 7th place, guess which one gets broadcast on the main channel

http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/35835197

this quiz is too difficult :c

― uncle tenderlegdrop (jim in glasgow), Friday, 18 March 2016 17:51 Bookmark

tru :/

i got 3 out of 10 and two of them were total guesses.

4/10 3 guesses :(

"Manchester City must avoid defeat at 10-time European champions Real Madrid to reach their first Champions League final after a cagey first leg at Etihad Stadium."

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Poll!

I mean pull!

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danny murphy looks like game of thrones crossed with trainspotting

this dragon's been glessed and no cunt etc

The League of Bald Headed Men.

Jermaine Jenas and Jason Mohammad will be in new presenting roles on 5 live, including Jenas presenting The Friday Football Social alongside Darren Fletcher.

i was confused first time i heard somebody refer to Darren Fletcher on 5 Live

wish they'd put nult on telly tbh.

dark dystopian football punditry