Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

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omg

avicii usque ad arse (imago), Friday, 27 June 2014 16:59 (nine years ago) link

Big George really needs to be on Twitter

clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:11 (nine years ago) link

oh god it still says Wolves defender on there, i choked up

clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 June 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

whats the best account that just tweets videos/gifs/vines of sick goals

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 18:47 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/102greatgoals

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 20 September 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

sick

lag∞n, Saturday, 20 September 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bve4av_IMAAHX4d.jpg:large

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 14:05 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

@themichaelowen: Films I’ve been forced to watch:
Koyaanisqatsi
Shoah
Barry Lyndon
Threads
Seven Samurai
Battleship Potemkin
The Devils

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 October 2014 09:34 (nine years ago) link

michael owen @themichaelowen · 6h
About time.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0SxmlMCEAAzcap.jpg

Number None, Sunday, 19 October 2014 14:01 (nine years ago) link

"mickey you don't like films??" *pulls Koyaanisqatsi from the dvd shelf* "well allow me to blow your mind".

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 20 October 2014 01:55 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

https://twitter.com/YannickBolasie

Chairman Feinstein (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 05:03 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

Queen_أرسنال ‏@aicha_AFC Feb 4

@_nachomonreal hi nacho how are you

pom /via/ chi (nakhchivan), Friday, 20 March 2015 21:52 (nine years ago) link

https://twitter.com/gpaulista5/status/579717411215187969

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link

@NevilleSouthall · 37m 37 minutes ago
Hi my name is neville Southall and I wondered if it was possible to have a chat for some advice regarding a project I am working on
Thanks

Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2015 11:25 (nine years ago) link

Neville Southall @NevilleSouthall · 35m 35 minutes ago
Sorry that was for ann

Matt DC, Friday, 27 March 2015 11:26 (nine years ago) link

Nev absolutely needs to be on twitter tho tbf

pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 28 March 2015 13:20 (nine years ago) link

Aldridge opened a Twitter account in March 2011. However he was soon involved in angry exchanges with Manchester United supporters after referring to them as "scum",[25] and eventually closed his account. A year later he revealed that he had returned to the site.[26]

nakhchivan, Sunday, 29 March 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Lenny Pidgeley @pidge40

That goal was mucky #Ballin #Madrid

three weeks pass...

https://twitter.com/terryphelan

乒gl乓 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 14 June 2015 19:43 (eight years ago) link

three months pass...

https://mobile.twitter.com/LMarkec50/status/652169424661688322

Keeping the flame burning.

Al Ain Delon (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 October 2015 18:51 (eight years ago) link

ten months pass...

https://twitter.com/wilfriedbony/status/764537392606879746

r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 12:31 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

andyeye77: I fucking told ya, dont make allerdyce coach of England! #udontfuckinglistening

https://twitter.com/andyeye77/status/780718811230138368

the tightening is plateauing (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:30 (seven years ago) link

On 24 May 2014, Van der Meyde refereed the Lingerie World Cup, which the Netherlands won on home soil.[20]

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 11:46 (seven years ago) link

Why are the spectators all men?

(SNIFFING AND INDISTINCT SOBBING) (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 September 2016 12:07 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

special guest appearance

https://twitter.com/ericbristow

Number None, Monday, 28 November 2016 21:18 (seven years ago) link

oh wait, he's apologised

http://i.imgur.com/ecs4YGj.png

Number None, Monday, 28 November 2016 23:22 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/69goUWB.png

r|t|c, Tuesday, 6 December 2016 10:36 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/Carra23/status/808293510407405569

Number None, Monday, 12 December 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link

cutty's ilx comeback is already getting out of hand

r|t|c, Friday, 23 December 2016 10:59 (seven years ago) link

Samir Nasri

ailsa, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:40 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://twitter.com/CEO4TAG/with_replies

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 11 September 2017 08:50 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Thanks
It should be part of education though so people understand and can be more honest
Kids should not have to hide feelings

— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) October 11, 2017

Alternate, much shorter, thread for footballers who are and should be on Twitter.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:02 (six years ago) link

^ Neville Southall learning about gender identity issues from Left Twitter.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

he also posts lots of animal welfare and anti-trophy hunting stuff. he's great.

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

and has a cool obsession with skeletons

nxd, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 18:11 (six years ago) link

this pleases me

pulled pork state of mind (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:19 (six years ago) link

oh yeah the skeleton thing is hilarious too

-_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:22 (six years ago) link

there is something so warming about Southall's twitter. He genuinely hates the Tories and loves dogs, and his legitimate concerns are mainly missing people + missing pets. Obviously when Lineker + co have been gulagged after the revolution, Nev will be be the new MOTD presenter.

calzino, Wednesday, 11 October 2017 19:40 (six years ago) link

<3

this is the true meaning of Halloween pic.twitter.com/dHJ73TnVRD

— bobby shawarma (@hummusandpizza) October 12, 2017

nxd, Friday, 13 October 2017 09:42 (six years ago) link

:D

imago, Friday, 13 October 2017 10:00 (six years ago) link


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