Footballers who really don't need to be on Twitter

To all the people asking if I have retired from international football.no I haven't trap didn't even know I was Irish #whataclown

With over 100k followers Gary Hooper is really bringing the content

7 mins ‏@HOOP588
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Mar 3 ‏@HOOP588
Yessssssssss

Mar 3 ‏@HOOP588
Come on spurs

Celtic nonentity Paul Slane (few tweets deleted but screengrabbed and easily findable, seems he went out to the pub in Glasgow, got pished, ended up in Amsterdam as you do, then tweeted a picture of himself mid-shag with some lassie).

classy

There's also this from last week - Shane Duffy gets pissed on St Patrick's Day and claims someone else randomly picked up his phone to retweet a message supporting the IRA.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-21830064

Paul Slane now claiming it's all hilarious photoshop bantz by his friends.

Joey Barton momentarily forgetting he's an intellectual progressive of the football world.

Joseph Barton ‏@Joey7Barton

2 questions for Thiago Silva. Firstly, Why are YOU talking about ME, in your press conference before PSG v Barca? Very strange.

Secondly, Are you Pre-Op or Post-Op? #transsexual #thiagosaladyboy

872 RETWEETS 285 FAVORITES

Baffles me, which way he's going. Is he a man changing to a woman or a woman changing to a man? Can't work it out.

248 RETWEETS 68 FAVORITES

Mido is finally on twitter, and it's a treat:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHhKOOECUAI_5wd.jpg:large

I'm kinda creeped out that you keep my silhouette on your phone tbh

Not my screenshot :)

http://twitter.com/louissaha08 is kind of an accidental weird twitter genius imo

louis saha ‏@louissaha08 6h
#tryit&tellme Take a tomato and put sugar on it. Taste it if you never tried. It taste like strawberry.

ace

wish we had a version of this thread for snooker players - https://twitter.com/markwil147/status/369957387811434496

Lol

Is Mark Williams a ManU fan?

https://twitter.com/Parkolass/status/355793302718644227/photo/1

girls who like rap are kinda overrated

-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:56 (29 minutes ago) Link

you get a good one & its the best shit ever but most of em are boho headwrap chicks or white girls who smoke too much

-- and what, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 14:57 (28 minutes ago)

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Calum Chambers

God his name looks weird when you look at it for more than half a second.

even bots make themselves more human

btw wbs is my belovedly-named http://twitter.com/B_M321 showing any signs of making a breakthrough at st marys

Only on the bench for our U21s tonight. We've given deals to a few youth teamers this summer, but I'm fairly sure he wasn't one of them.

Tom Carroll ‏@tom_carroll92 5 Oct
Mum buzzing off Drake album on the way home from footy haha

https://twitter.com/charlie_mulgrew/status/392043523371175936/photo/1

(nsfw)

hardman to shitebag in 90 minutes

Rowan Vine ‏@aslrowanvine
Read Sir Neil Lennon's comments regarding tackles in y'days game and said my tackle was 'rugby-esque'..I mean I know he likes the snus....
Rowan Vine ‏@aslrowanvine
But has he been smoking something else..I hardly touched the boy and there were no 'reckless' tackles in the game..
Rowan Vine ‏@aslrowanvine
Might get me mate Alan Shearer to send him another size 9 Umbro Speciali in the dish if he don't pipe down...

Neil Lennon ‏@OfficialNeil
@aslrowanvine Did I read that right

Rowan Vine ‏@aslrowanvine
@OfficialNeil was light hearted,just thought your comment was poor,thought it was a good physical game..
Rowan Vine ‏@aslrowanvine
@OfficialNeil apologies obviously if you've taken offence..

forgotten all about vine... now there's a proper bell end

Aubameyang P-E ‏@Aubameyang7 42m

Ooooooooohhhhghhhhhhh faboulous a faillit nous mettre un golaaaaassss

That Charlie Mulgrew thing was a hilarious way to spot who can't look past the naked bits in a photo and look at the actual face of the person. Also there was one wingnut who tweeted that picture to the NSPCC claiming that it was child abuse for a footballer to post a naked picture when children might look at his twitter feed, and also tweeted it to Police Scotland wanting him arrested for it.

Given the widely reported deaths and chaos, it was clearly not the right time for attempts at humour.

That, however, did not stop some of the lucky ones who escaped the storm from trying. Inevitably, their chosen method of sharing their tasteless thoughts was Twitter.

Football pundit Gary Lineker, 52, posted a picture of a leaf sitting on his car and wrote: ‘Part of a tree has hit the car roof. Not too much damage, I think.’

Sports journalist Jake Humphrey posted a picture of himself pointing in mock-horror at a branch on the pavement, and wrote: ‘Stormaggedon on streets of London. Stay safe out there peeps.’

Didn't even know this dude was still an Arsenal player

Goosh.

https://twitter.com/27StevenTaylor/status/401320823405150208

^ been taken down.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZHe4e0IYAErn0A.jpg

omg i want this newcastle united advent calendar

An extremely popular member of Alan Pardew's squad

Footballers who really don't need to be on Instagram (yes it's Emmanuel Frimpong again)

Early bath for him today to prepare to go out and draw the girls of Barnsley.

https://twitter.com/joel_campbell12/status/454031121873768448?CMP=EMCFTBEML853

https://twitter.com/georgeelokobi/status/481113999309037568

au contraire

omg

Big George really needs to be on Twitter

oh god it still says Wolves defender on there, i choked up

https://twitter.com/IAMFRIMPONG26/status/483656467132993536

https://twitter.com/filipeluis/status/512617473603276800

https://twitter.com/jordonmutch/status/502537380059168768

whats the best account that just tweets videos/gifs/vines of sick goals

https://twitter.com/102greatgoals

sick

http://babb.telegraph.co.uk/2014/09/sol-campbell-likes-the-conservative-party-doesnt-like-mansion-tax-and-has-political-opinions/