rolling amazing goal thread

oh man

Porto incidentally have a new Colombian forward whose career matches : goals scored record is 169 (154), so watch out.

― boxall, Tuesday, August 28, 2012 7:02 PM (1 month ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guNeETI4lMk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ePWS08aWcM4

bring him back arsene.

lol, São Paulo must not think very highly of his attacking threat to have him covering that deep on a corner, or does he play right-back now?

i'm gonna imagine that he's scoring those 35 yard wondergoals every week.

Denílson then branded the fans who moaned about then-head coach of São Paulo Adílson Batista as 'very, very annoying'. Denílson then claimed that he did not mean his comments in a negative way. This was followed by a row which ensued to such an extent that the supporters demanded that Denílson never to play for São Paulo again.[17]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Cz5kPGVClx4

Nice. Wonder why the number 19 didn't just shoot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnnq_vkzct8

tvrvp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sub8eiA-2ds

rolling terrible linesmen

ha, good call imo. rolling terrible defending, i'll allow..

really not a very amazing goal, tttt

it'll happen for ya jabs, sooner ra'n'later

still a sharp take from tony christmas there tbf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thFMIlwQRhI

yknow we don't use this thread nearly enough... surely one of you must have the patience for 101gg that i seem to lack

anyway, loved these bad boys from bandini's serie a review the other week - nothing from the epl has come close iirc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UusjkZlvn4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x26fkquBM0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EU088IUR2g

think this is my fave though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJnW8cemXM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gVWlCtj_Yw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDLYr_bbbx8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNBDFLQ8MqM

keeper...

http://31.media.tumblr.com/4d2512f403d939292ea3eb4b0ac416d5/tumblr_mruiqbdrsB1rn8ggdo1_500.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZrBnTlesjHk

finally

^^^^^^^yes!!!

This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Mitteldeutscher Rundfunk MDR.

=(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmVkNxpgOrs#t=25

Excellent Sunday League feel about this one.

2-0-8 formation = instant goal

The future of fitba, fuck yer false nines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW9daH8is2A

that's the same one that rtc posted about 6 posts up

the future of fitba is dietrich mateschitz buying franchise teams throughout the world and rebranding them in similarly grotty garb

that's the same one that rtc posted about 6 posts up

sorry I blame it on bookmarking coupled with shite memory and sporadic ilfing

novelty somewhat debunked when it turned out zeman's roma also did it a few years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ya0o-0SRKPk

better than beckham's imo

better commentary at least

Bayer Leverkusen non-goal headered through a hole in the side netting (goal stood)

http://youtu.be/e64cIqth0R4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kzh6Py7d8lw&

<3 Zlatan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf3PtxdSwms

cavani's not too shabby either

have we seen this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0DfzVKH95E

a relation of yours?

touch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6I9JSnZU-YI

holy fuck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=m8bZhNBQktQ#t=155

and yet...

That was so satisfying :)

Has there been anyone better at rounding the keeper at speed and slotting home?

I know I'm being a po-faced humourless bore but during the World Cup draw when the BBC mbm guy referred to him as the fat Ronaldo I got really annoyed at such disrespect.

He was the the first "Best Player in the World" I was ever aware of as a football fan so I think he'll always be on a pedestal for me.

So many finishes in that clip where he seemed to barely even glance towards the goal before gunning it in but each time you feel that he couldn't have picked a better spot. Crazy precision.

The fuckin burst of pace tho, jesus. I remember him first time round but youd want reminding.

Best player

Yeah I think we all need reminding, its been all nasty remarks about the guy the last few years

Dya think? Well yeah I suppose in mainstream coverage maybe. I mean obviously there's the fat jokes which are unnecessary and unwelcome but a lot of the time I see his name mentioned these days it's fairly respectful stuff about how in terms of sheer talent he was one of the all-time greats. Just that his career didn't quite pan out how ppl thought it would.

I think his career panned out pretty well though. Aside from a terrible performance in the 98 WC Final (what happened there? did he have some sort of breakdown before the game?) and he was hampered by injury when he went to milan. ronaldinho - theres a guy who burned bright but too brief.