this is where you guys post videos of amazing goals that happen in various leagues across the world
we usually see a great one or two on sportscenter here (i.e. that crazy müller goal from a few weeks back), but that only happens every so often
also i just wanted to start a thread on ILF -- a boardwarming gift
― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:40 (eight years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kCn75VNeY&feature=player_embedded
17 year old North Korean girl to thread.
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (eight years ago) Permalink
Oh sorry she's Japanese playing north korea.
O_O
― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:49 (eight years ago) Permalink
101greatgoals.com's best goals you haven't seen = your best friend
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:10 (eight years ago) Permalink
also hey jordan!
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:13 (eight years ago) Permalink
second goal here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9eiyEsKQw4&feature=player_embedded
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/marseille-sochaux-6989356/ won't embed (the volley is nice but obv the taiwo goal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abkx738ll4Y&feature=player_embedded GOD DAMN
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:09 (eight years ago) Permalink
all of which are on 101GG's goals of the week compilation, which is basically what this thread was born to link to
― acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:12 (eight years ago) Permalink
you're a traitor to your country, J0rdan
― Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 14:18 (eight years ago) Permalink
That last one is great, i love little chips like that.That Taiwo goal also. At half time, he was interviewed and asked if he'd done it on purpose or not. He said he'd looked up, seen the gk off his line and tried his luck. Then, the next day he was on a tv show with Souleymane Diawara (OM defender). he was asked the same question, he replied the same thing, but Diawara just laughed and called bullshit... and then Taiwo laughed too and admitted he was trying for a cross but the wind put the ball into the goal!
― Jibe, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:19 (eight years ago) Permalink
lol
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:39 (eight years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LV2qOkL8k#t=0m34s
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:42 (eight years ago) Permalink
from 34 secs
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:43 (eight years ago) Permalink
is that an OG?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:48 (eight years ago) Permalink
it is and it's a peach
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:52 (eight years ago) Permalink
fuckin hell, sure is- the ball mopves like one of those fake nike adverts.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:01 (eight years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:05 (eight years ago) Permalink
oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:07 (eight years ago) Permalink
holy hell
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (eight years ago) Permalink
yup
― meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:14 (eight years ago) Permalink
oh yes
but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (eight years ago) Permalink
lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA
pure sex.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:28 (eight years ago) Permalink
shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:32 (eight years ago) Permalink
dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:35 (eight years ago) Permalink
disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:42 (eight years ago) Permalink
zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:37 (eight years ago) Permalink
what is more awe-inspiring-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded
the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:16 (eight years ago) Permalink
both!
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:46 (eight years ago) Permalink
more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:52 (eight years ago) Permalink
wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:03 (eight years ago) Permalink
sheeeeit
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:04 (eight years ago) Permalink
reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:07 (eight years ago) Permalink
tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc
it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the £12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:32 (eight years ago) Permalink
niko kranjcar being today's example.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:33 (eight years ago) Permalink
litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (eight years ago) Permalink
yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (eight years ago) Permalink
xp, that
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:39 (eight years ago) Permalink
xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:48 (eight years ago) Permalink
am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:17 (eight years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded
in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (eight years ago) Permalink
denied.
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:15 (eight years ago) Permalink
what training ground free kick into an empty net?
Henry?
denied, utterly
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:31 (eight years ago) Permalink
there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:40 (eight years ago) Permalink
didn't coventry do this in the 70's?
didn't Wolves do this this season?
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:42 (eight years ago) Permalink
at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:51 (eight years ago) Permalink
don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (eight years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk
― san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:54 (eight years ago) Permalink
well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.
that's a beauty
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:56 (eight years ago) Permalink
nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:21 (eight years ago) Permalink
"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"
fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:34 (eight years ago) Permalink
Pretty sure I remember that when they did the team photo after the handshakes directly before that game Ronaldo could barely bend down.
― pandemic, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:34 (four years ago) Permalink
I remember the official teamsheet with 45 mins to go had Bebeto and Edmundo up front, which was switched out after the deadline for Bebeto and Ronaldo with 30 mins left. The BBC's talking heads were all 'lol what a surprise' and 'who saw that coming' as if it happens every game, let alone a World Cup final
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:41 (four years ago) Permalink
http://i.minus.com/ibn8fHni8wGJYJ.gif
― Number None, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:19 (four years ago) Permalink
aaaaahahahaha
― imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:21 (four years ago) Permalink
for one, anywhere won't do
― a chance to cross is a chance to score (anonanon), Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:13 (four years ago) Permalink
once*
only barca could conceive of a goal that involved two opposition players and the post eh
― imago, Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:15 (four years ago) Permalink
i love a goal from a corner. michael bradley for the usa:http://fat.gfycat.com/SnoopyBoldCalf.webm
― mizzell, Monday, 9 February 2015 17:01 (three years ago) Permalink
ok i'll stop trying to post things http://fat.gfycat.com/SnoopyBoldCalf.webm
― mizzell, Monday, 9 February 2015 17:03 (three years ago) Permalink
no
― pro war Toby Keith songs would rub you the wrong way (imago), Monday, 9 February 2015 18:59 (three years ago) Permalink
why yes
― elouise (anky), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 02:45 (three years ago) Permalink
maybe
― dan m, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 03:09 (three years ago) Permalink
take it to the fruit preserves thread
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:02 (three years ago) Permalink
the terrible bowdlerisation/legitimation of 101gg has murdered this thread :(
― Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:33 (three years ago) Permalink
like an aerial shot of dresden ;-;
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:43 (three years ago) Permalink
https://youtu.be/rEJN96aPnxI
― there can be only (onimo), Sunday, 22 March 2015 12:43 (three years ago) Permalink
https://gfycat.com/GiantExaltedHookersealion
― Number None, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:47 (three years ago) Permalink
the corner is more mesmerizing than the goal
― pandemic, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:49 (three years ago) Permalink
thought that keeper goal on the bbc website would be another mildly diverting affair that an outfield player would regard as a sitter
what the actual fuck
― imago, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:10 (three years ago) Permalink
does LBI still post, kinda want to know how you come back from that happening to your team
― imago, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:11 (three years ago) Permalink
THE SHELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7YPO2uLdUI
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:47 (two years ago) Permalink
we taught him that you didn't teach him that
― imago, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:16 (two years ago) Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sN6LIJOhN0
― Number None, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:49 (two years ago) Permalink
https://streamable.com/l5zg
KPB vs Villarreal today.
― Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 23 October 2016 22:41 (two years ago) Permalink
that is a treat
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 24 October 2016 00:10 (two years ago) Permalink
El Niño
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycV86z2WM1c&feature=share
― pointless rock guitar (Michael B), Monday, 20 February 2017 15:03 (one year ago) Permalink
https://twitter.com/AmericxnSaint/status/836689024219811840
― Number None, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:45 (one year ago) Permalink
I give you Memphis Depay: https://twitter.com/InsideGones/status/840981296293806080/video/1
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:54 (one year ago) Permalink
From Mexico: https://twitter.com/LIGABancomerMX/status/848344590264520706
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 2 April 2017 01:59 (one year ago) Permalink
Ruben Neves is just too good pic.twitter.com/7uJxU1Fh54— Jõsh (@Foyth) April 11, 2018
― Number None, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 23:02 (eight months ago) Permalink
Zlatan's 500th career goal is RIDICULOUS. 🔥#TORvLA #Zlatan500 https://t.co/gosg571udB— Major League Soccer (@MLS) September 16, 2018
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:31 (two months ago) Permalink
:D
― imago, Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:36 (two months ago) Permalink
https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.caughtoffside.com/2018/09/22/video-john-mcginn-goal-dubbed-best-volley-ive-ever-seen-as-twitter-goes-wild-for-aston-villa-stars-wonder-strike/amp/
― . (Michael B), Sunday, 23 September 2018 07:00 (two months ago) Permalink
Goal of the season contender from Ian Morris who drags Bohemians back into game with extraordinary strike from 40+ yards pic.twitter.com/0SQtqIUuqp— Soccer Republic (@SoccRepublic) October 8, 2018
soz for bumping other thread
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:28 (two months ago) Permalink
love a good hit from a centre back
― imago, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:29 (two months ago) Permalink
<3
― nxd, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:12 (two months ago) Permalink
Half decent.
(don't believe it was in tho, not without the ~VAR~ being called in)
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:14 (two months ago) Permalink
it was two feet over the line man
― imago, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (two months ago) Permalink
mark bateaunberg
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (two months ago) Permalink
xp thought the very mention of ~VAR~ would make my comment blush of sarcasm but perhaps it wasn't clear enough
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:25 (two months ago) Permalink
*goal line technology not VAR
― Number None, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:43 (two months ago) Permalink
some five goal haul for jovic in bundesliga today
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 October 2018 22:18 (one month ago) Permalink
This is pretty great
I can watch this all day. pic.twitter.com/Ooc2oevvAX— 💭 (@Sidenomenal) October 22, 2018
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:10 (one month ago) Permalink
oof
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:14 (one month ago) Permalink
it's a beauty
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:15 (one month ago) Permalink
that's something else
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:47 (one month ago) Permalink
Have you ever seen a better pass? Pavard. Baller 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/Jcp4DdxaAQ— Jules Breach (@julesbreach) December 2, 2018
― Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 21:11 (one week ago) Permalink
spoiled somewhat by the finish, but still
oh i love that
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2018 22:22 (one week ago) Permalink
probably a better assist than van dijk's
― imago, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:06 (one week ago) Permalink