rolling amazing goal thread

this is where you guys post videos of amazing goals that happen in various leagues across the world

we usually see a great one or two on sportscenter here (i.e. that crazy müller goal from a few weeks back), but that only happens every so often

also i just wanted to start a thread on ILF -- a boardwarming gift

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kCn75VNeY&feature=player_embedded

17 year old North Korean girl to thread.

Oh sorry she's Japanese playing north korea.

O_O

101greatgoals.com's best goals you haven't seen = your best friend

also hey jordan!

second goal here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9eiyEsKQw4&feature=player_embedded

http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/marseille-sochaux-6989356/ won't embed (the volley is nice but obv the taiwo goal)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abkx738ll4Y&feature=player_embedded GOD DAMN

all of which are on 101GG's goals of the week compilation, which is basically what this thread was born to link to

you're a traitor to your country, J0rdan

That last one is great, i love little chips like that.
That Taiwo goal also. At half time, he was interviewed and asked if he'd done it on purpose or not. He said he'd looked up, seen the gk off his line and tried his luck. Then, the next day he was on a tv show with Souleymane Diawara (OM defender). he was asked the same question, he replied the same thing, but Diawara just laughed and called bullshit... and then Taiwo laughed too and admitted he was trying for a cross but the wind put the ball into the goal!

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LV2qOkL8k#t=0m34s

from 34 secs

is that an OG?

it is and it's a peach

fuckin hell, sure is- the ball mopves like one of those fake nike adverts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s

oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s

or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in

holy hell

yup

oh yes

but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?

lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA

pure sex.

shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo

dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.

disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then

zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.

what is more awe-inspiring-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded

the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?

both!

more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.

wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?

sheeeeit

reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e

tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc

it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the £12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.

niko kranjcar being today's example.

litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).

yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.

xp, that

xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp

am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded

in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years

denied.

what training ground free kick into an empty net?

Henry?

denied, utterly

there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up

didn't coventry do this in the 70's?

didn't Wolves do this this season?

at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit

don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk

well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.

that's a beauty

nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E

"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"

fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.

probably a better assist than van dijk's

Gulliest™️ goal goes to Gignac

😱 pic.twitter.com/3yMddyohTX

— The Cooligans (@SoccerCooligans) February 17, 2019

nice

The absolute state of Piatek. Ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/A0MjeKNeRy

— oscarfigure™ (@OscarFigure) February 17, 2019

HATTRICK HERO MESSI 🔥✨🎩
Alle drie de golazo's ⤵#SevillaBarca #LaLiga #ZiggoSport pic.twitter.com/2RQv4uZ9xX

— Ziggo Sport Voetbal (@ZS_Voetbal) February 23, 2019

first one partic

think I almost prefer the second one. Very satisfying strike action

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVvCVfuWVE

rolling gloriously egotistical celebrations

Bless 'im imo

Heck of a goal from Derby County’s Mason Bennett just now pic.twitter.com/hUQUyWsxef

— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) March 5, 2019

Paul Pogba just did this. What a ridiculous assist and a great finish from Griezmann. Baller. pic.twitter.com/FYD6REbFZF

— Devils of United (@DevilsOfUnited) March 22, 2019

Dybala 1-0 WHAT. A. GOAL pic.twitter.com/oD9W7obV45

— Leonardo (@leo_pennaa) August 17, 2019

we need a rolling amazing assist thread. witness odegaard for sociedad tonight

pic.twitter.com/nQgQTyWrFi

— oldham9987 (@oldham9987) September 26, 2019

amazing assists *are* amazing goals

Totally true. All the heavy lifting in a glorious splitting pass needing just a simple tap in from a striker: not a lot that goes above it imo.

TONI KROOS... CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY... GOALLLLL. pic.twitter.com/sO6RlknyV4

— fan account. (@TotalCristiano) January 8, 2020

I think this is the first time I have ever seen someone deliberately score direct from a corner.

few are as unambiguous as that, but here's a couple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_gxU41ubu8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6FFRgd0Bsc

gio reyna!

All future US teens to Dortmund plz

Shamrock Rovers 1-1 Dundalk - Wow! Jordan Flores scores a goal of the season contender to level things at Tallaght. You'll be watching this goal for years to come. #rtesocer pic.twitter.com/tIhtCrKfml

— RTÉ Soccer (@RTEsoccer) February 28, 2020

love this finish

Puskás Award for this kid, please.pic.twitter.com/Q4ImhaBkRC

— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) April 1, 2020

yeah loved that

Said Benrahma stop it. The man has a family 🤯 pic.twitter.com/AVNE4vILjH

— Kyri Demetriou (@Kyri_D) October 1, 2020

reminds me of that Oscar goal a bit

Another 10/10 goal from Brazil's Série D, this time from Portuguesa Rio.

The wacky footwork to get the ball out of defence is just... Put it this way: The throbbing vein in Roy Keane's temple would explode.

(via @MyCujoo) pic.twitter.com/YDJkxVKzAL

— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) November 9, 2020

not the goal per se but

Say hello to the next Puskas winner 🤯👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/C4Iku9RmfL

— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) November 12, 2020

puskas winner is that child in the street in brazil, this is canon

agreed

Yes, the Champions League is on...

But have you seen Nathan Ferguson’s goal for Southend United tonight? 😱pic.twitter.com/EvrV50T0C0

— Goal (@goal) February 24, 2021

they'd been looking worryingly doomed. FL needs its Essex coast cru

pic.twitter.com/AZ1OtOWZBx https://t.co/V5eTvlO8rf

— Alex Campbell (@alex_s_campbell) June 16, 2021

Not sure if this is the appropriate thread but

If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen

Oh nm that finally showed up

Anyway it's terrible, I love Concacaf

I'd be interested in seeing the betting patterns on that game

This was pretty nice:

This free-kick routine from Colombia is pure filth. 💉💉💉 pic.twitter.com/xh4Uqav6zf

— The Football Faithful (@FootyFaithfuI) June 15, 2021

Offside filth, yes

Oh wait he's just on, freezing it! Okay, good goal

If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen

― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 10:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it’s bad but in the keeper’s defense, there was what appears to be a massive gust of wind that did that to the ball

Meanwhile...

In the Ghanaian Premier League... 👀 #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/G2OPfLXp6U

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 15, 2021

What a worldie by Andreas Pereira! 🤩 #ManUtd #MUNBRE pic.twitter.com/PitzuFxG5S

— Sebastian ⚽️ (@SValaker) July 28, 2021

scholesy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87L5EMOJz3w

wait for it

Liquid football

Hey @SportsCenter you might wanna give this one a look. #RCTID pic.twitter.com/ll8pxBtVKy

— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) October 28, 2021

Can't think of where else to out this amazing display of shithousery.

@FootballRamble Things you love to see. pic.twitter.com/khuG6LlmtC

— Andy P-C (@AndyPeterson31) January 5, 2022

WHAT A GOAL! 😱😱

Angel Correa scores from just past the halfway line! 🔥 pic.twitter.com/Or6Mb6Yd1w

— Premier Sports (@PremierSportsTV) January 9, 2022

Correa scores from the half way line and Simeone still looks furious about something.

Halfway line? Pah!

How about this from Salgueiro's Campeonato Pernambucano game in Brazil yesterday?

Lucão, take a bow. Patrick Schick, eat yer heart out.pic.twitter.com/R8dgcmYuVK

— Planet Football (@planetfutebol) February 7, 2022

why would you even do that, also how can you even hit a ball that far