rolling amazing goal thread

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this is where you guys post videos of amazing goals that happen in various leagues across the world

we usually see a great one or two on sportscenter here (i.e. that crazy müller goal from a few weeks back), but that only happens every so often

also i just wanted to start a thread on ILF -- a boardwarming gift

shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kCn75VNeY&feature=player_embedded

17 year old North Korean girl to thread.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

Oh sorry she's Japanese playing north korea.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

O_O

shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

101greatgoals.com's best goals you haven't seen = your best friend

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

also hey jordan!

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

all of which are on 101GG's goals of the week compilation, which is basically what this thread was born to link to

acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

you're a traitor to your country, J0rdan

Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 14:18 (eleven years ago) link

That last one is great, i love little chips like that.
That Taiwo goal also. At half time, he was interviewed and asked if he'd done it on purpose or not. He said he'd looked up, seen the gk off his line and tried his luck. Then, the next day he was on a tv show with Souleymane Diawara (OM defender). he was asked the same question, he replied the same thing, but Diawara just laughed and called bullshit... and then Taiwo laughed too and admitted he was trying for a cross but the wind put the ball into the goal!

Jibe, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

lol

a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LV2qOkL8k#t=0m34s

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

from 34 secs

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:43 (eleven years ago) link

is that an OG?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:48 (eleven years ago) link

it is and it's a peach

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

fuckin hell, sure is- the ball mopves like one of those fake nike adverts.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:01 (eleven years ago) link

oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s

or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in

ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:07 (eleven years ago) link

holy hell

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

yup

meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

oh yes

but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA

pure sex.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

what is more awe-inspiring-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded

the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:16 (eleven years ago) link

both!

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

sheeeeit

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:07 (eleven years ago) link

tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc

it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the £12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

niko kranjcar being today's example.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:33 (eleven years ago) link

litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

xp, that

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3

ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded

in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

denied.

acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

what training ground free kick into an empty net?

Henry?

denied, utterly

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

didn't coventry do this in the 70's?

didn't Wolves do this this season?

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit

acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk

san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:54 (eleven years ago) link

well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.

that's a beauty

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:56 (eleven years ago) link

nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:21 (eleven years ago) link

"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"

fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

that's something else

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:47 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Have you ever seen a better pass? Pavard. Baller 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/Jcp4DdxaAQ

— Jules Breach (@julesbreach) December 2, 2018

Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 21:11 (two years ago) link

spoiled somewhat by the finish, but still

Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 21:11 (two years ago) link

oh i love that

puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2018 22:22 (two years ago) link

probably a better assist than van dijk's

imago, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:06 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

Gulliest™️ goal goes to Gignac

😱 pic.twitter.com/3yMddyohTX

— The Cooligans (@SoccerCooligans) February 17, 2019

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 18 February 2019 00:58 (two years ago) link

nice

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 01:00 (two years ago) link

The absolute state of Piatek. Ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/A0MjeKNeRy

— oscarfigure™ (@OscarFigure) February 17, 2019

Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 12:02 (two years ago) link

HATTRICK HERO MESSI 🔥✨🎩
Alle drie de golazo's ⤵#SevillaBarca #LaLiga #ZiggoSport pic.twitter.com/2RQv4uZ9xX

— Ziggo Sport Voetbal (@ZS_Voetbal) February 23, 2019

first one partic

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:03 (two years ago) link

think I almost prefer the second one. Very satisfying strike action

Number None, Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:26 (two years ago) link

rolling gloriously egotistical celebrations

imago, Monday, 4 March 2019 09:12 (two years ago) link

Bless 'im imo

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 March 2019 09:36 (two years ago) link

Heck of a goal from Derby County’s Mason Bennett just now pic.twitter.com/hUQUyWsxef

— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) March 5, 2019

ShariVari, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:04 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Paul Pogba just did this. What a ridiculous assist and a great finish from Griezmann. Baller. pic.twitter.com/FYD6REbFZF

— Devils of United (@DevilsOfUnited) March 22, 2019

Number None, Saturday, 23 March 2019 15:23 (two years ago) link

four months pass...

Dybala 1-0 WHAT. A. GOAL pic.twitter.com/oD9W7obV45

— Leonardo (@leo_pennaa) August 17, 2019

Number None, Saturday, 17 August 2019 21:26 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

we need a rolling amazing assist thread. witness odegaard for sociedad tonight

pic.twitter.com/nQgQTyWrFi

— oldham9987 (@oldham9987) September 26, 2019

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:09 (two years ago) link

amazing assists *are* amazing goals

imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:18 (two years ago) link

Totally true. All the heavy lifting in a glorious splitting pass needing just a simple tap in from a striker: not a lot that goes above it imo.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:25 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

TONI KROOS... CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY... GOALLLLL. pic.twitter.com/sO6RlknyV4

— fan account. (@TotalCristiano) January 8, 2020

I think this is the first time I have ever seen someone deliberately score direct from a corner.

ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 19:28 (one year ago) link

few are as unambiguous as that, but here's a couple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_gxU41ubu8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6FFRgd0Bsc

Number None, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:18 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

gio reyna!

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 23:56 (one year ago) link

All future US teens to Dortmund plz

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 00:34 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Shamrock Rovers 1-1 Dundalk - Wow! Jordan Flores scores a goal of the season contender to level things at Tallaght. You'll be watching this goal for years to come. #rtesocer pic.twitter.com/tIhtCrKfml

— RTÉ Soccer (@RTEsoccer) February 28, 2020

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:34 (one year ago) link

love this finish

nxd, Monday, 2 March 2020 10:44 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Puskás Award for this kid, please.pic.twitter.com/Q4ImhaBkRC

— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) April 1, 2020

Number None, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:07 (one year ago) link

yeah loved that

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 10:16 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Said Benrahma stop it. The man has a family 🤯 pic.twitter.com/AVNE4vILjH

— Kyri Demetriou (@Kyri_D) October 1, 2020

Number None, Friday, 2 October 2020 09:16 (one year ago) link

reminds me of that Oscar goal a bit

imago, Friday, 2 October 2020 12:00 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Another 10/10 goal from Brazil's Série D, this time from Portuguesa Rio.

The wacky footwork to get the ball out of defence is just... Put it this way: The throbbing vein in Roy Keane's temple would explode.

(via @MyCujoo) pic.twitter.com/YDJkxVKzAL

— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) November 9, 2020

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:50 (one year ago) link

not the goal per se but

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:51 (one year ago) link

Say hello to the next Puskas winner 🤯👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/C4Iku9RmfL

— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) November 12, 2020

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:39 (one year ago) link

puskas winner is that child in the street in brazil, this is canon

imago, Thursday, 12 November 2020 20:54 (one year ago) link

agreed

Number None, Friday, 13 November 2020 09:15 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

Yes, the Champions League is on...

But have you seen Nathan Ferguson’s goal for Southend United tonight? 😱pic.twitter.com/EvrV50T0C0

— Goal (@goal) February 24, 2021

nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:38 (nine months ago) link

they'd been looking worryingly doomed. FL needs its Essex coast cru

imago, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:07 (nine months ago) link

three months pass...

pic.twitter.com/AZ1OtOWZBx https://t.co/V5eTvlO8rf

— Alex Campbell (@alex_s_campbell) June 16, 2021

Not sure if this is the appropriate thread but

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:25 (five months ago) link

If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:26 (five months ago) link

Oh nm that finally showed up

Anyway it's terrible, I love Concacaf

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 02:27 (five months ago) link

I'd be interested in seeing the betting patterns on that game

Number None, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 07:19 (five months ago) link

This was pretty nice:

This free-kick routine from Colombia is pure filth. 💉💉💉 pic.twitter.com/xh4Uqav6zf

— The Football Faithful (@FootyFaithfuI) June 15, 2021

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:14 (five months ago) link

Offside filth, yes

imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:24 (five months ago) link

Oh wait he's just on, freezing it! Okay, good goal

imago, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 11:27 (five months ago) link

If you click through he says it's the worst own goal he has ever seen

― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, June 15, 2021 10:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

it’s bad but in the keeper’s defense, there was what appears to be a massive gust of wind that did that to the ball

k3vin k., Wednesday, 16 June 2021 12:05 (five months ago) link

four weeks pass...

Meanwhile...

In the Ghanaian Premier League... 👀 #bbcfootball pic.twitter.com/G2OPfLXp6U

— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) July 15, 2021

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 15 July 2021 15:00 (four months ago) link

What a worldie by Andreas Pereira! 🤩 #ManUtd #MUNBRE pic.twitter.com/PitzuFxG5S

— Sebastian ⚽️ (@SValaker) July 28, 2021

Number None, Thursday, 29 July 2021 07:46 (four months ago) link

scholesy

imago, Thursday, 29 July 2021 09:31 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87L5EMOJz3w

wait for it

imago, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 12:02 (one month ago) link

Liquid football

Number None, Wednesday, 20 October 2021 21:00 (one month ago) link

Hey @SportsCenter you might wanna give this one a look. #RCTID pic.twitter.com/ll8pxBtVKy

— Portland Timbers (@TimbersFC) October 28, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 28 October 2021 20:18 (one month ago) link


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