this is where you guys post videos of amazing goals that happen in various leagues across the world
we usually see a great one or two on sportscenter here (i.e. that crazy müller goal from a few weeks back), but that only happens every so often
also i just wanted to start a thread on ILF -- a boardwarming gift
― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:40 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kCn75VNeY&feature=player_embedded
17 year old North Korean girl to thread.
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (ten years ago) link
Oh sorry she's Japanese playing north korea.
O_O
― shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:49 (ten years ago) link
101greatgoals.com's best goals you haven't seen = your best friend
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:10 (ten years ago) link
also hey jordan!
― a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:13 (ten years ago) link
second goal here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9eiyEsKQw4&feature=player_embedded
http://www.101greatgoals.com/videodisplay/marseille-sochaux-6989356/ won't embed (the volley is nice but obv the taiwo goal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abkx738ll4Y&feature=player_embedded GOD DAMN
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:09 (ten years ago) link
all of which are on 101GG's goals of the week compilation, which is basically what this thread was born to link to
― acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:12 (ten years ago) link
you're a traitor to your country, J0rdan
― Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 14:18 (ten years ago) link
That last one is great, i love little chips like that.That Taiwo goal also. At half time, he was interviewed and asked if he'd done it on purpose or not. He said he'd looked up, seen the gk off his line and tried his luck. Then, the next day he was on a tv show with Souleymane Diawara (OM defender). he was asked the same question, he replied the same thing, but Diawara just laughed and called bullshit... and then Taiwo laughed too and admitted he was trying for a cross but the wind put the ball into the goal!
― Jibe, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:19 (ten years ago) link
lol
― a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:39 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LV2qOkL8k#t=0m34s
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:42 (ten years ago) link
from 34 secs
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:43 (ten years ago) link
is that an OG?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:48 (ten years ago) link
it is and it's a peach
― Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:52 (ten years ago) link
fuckin hell, sure is- the ball mopves like one of those fake nike adverts.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:01 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:05 (ten years ago) link
oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s
or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:07 (ten years ago) link
holy hell
― acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (ten years ago) link
yup
― meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:14 (ten years ago) link
oh yes
but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (ten years ago) link
lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA
pure sex.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:28 (ten years ago) link
shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:32 (ten years ago) link
dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:35 (ten years ago) link
disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:42 (ten years ago) link
zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:37 (ten years ago) link
what is more awe-inspiring-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded
the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:16 (ten years ago) link
both!
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:46 (ten years ago) link
more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:52 (ten years ago) link
wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:03 (ten years ago) link
sheeeeit
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:04 (ten years ago) link
reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:07 (ten years ago) link
tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc
it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the £12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:32 (ten years ago) link
niko kranjcar being today's example.
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:33 (ten years ago) link
litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (ten years ago) link
yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (ten years ago) link
xp, that
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:39 (ten years ago) link
xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp
― r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:48 (ten years ago) link
am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3
― ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:17 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded
in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (ten years ago) link
denied.
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:15 (ten years ago) link
what training ground free kick into an empty net?
Henry?
denied, utterly
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:31 (ten years ago) link
there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up
― http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:40 (ten years ago) link
didn't coventry do this in the 70's?
didn't Wolves do this this season?
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:42 (ten years ago) link
at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit
― acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:51 (ten years ago) link
don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk
― san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:54 (ten years ago) link
well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.
that's a beauty
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:56 (ten years ago) link
nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E
― cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:21 (ten years ago) link
"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"
fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.
― I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:34 (ten years ago) link
:D
― imago, Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:36 (two years ago) link
https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.caughtoffside.com/2018/09/22/video-john-mcginn-goal-dubbed-best-volley-ive-ever-seen-as-twitter-goes-wild-for-aston-villa-stars-wonder-strike/amp/
― . (Michael B), Sunday, 23 September 2018 07:00 (two years ago) link
Goal of the season contender from Ian Morris who drags Bohemians back into game with extraordinary strike from 40+ yards pic.twitter.com/0SQtqIUuqp— Soccer Republic (@SoccRepublic) October 8, 2018
soz for bumping other thread
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:28 (two years ago) link
love a good hit from a centre back
― imago, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:29 (two years ago) link
<3
― nxd, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:12 (two years ago) link
Half decent.
(don't believe it was in tho, not without the ~VAR~ being called in)
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:14 (two years ago) link
it was two feet over the line man
― imago, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (two years ago) link
mark bateaunberg
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (two years ago) link
xp thought the very mention of ~VAR~ would make my comment blush of sarcasm but perhaps it wasn't clear enough
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:25 (two years ago) link
*goal line technology not VAR
― Number None, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:43 (two years ago) link
some five goal haul for jovic in bundesliga today
― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 October 2018 22:18 (two years ago) link
This is pretty great
I can watch this all day. pic.twitter.com/Ooc2oevvAX— 💭 (@Sidenomenal) October 22, 2018
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:10 (two years ago) link
oof
― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:14 (two years ago) link
it's a beauty
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:15 (two years ago) link
that's something else
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:47 (two years ago) link
Have you ever seen a better pass? Pavard. Baller 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/Jcp4DdxaAQ— Jules Breach (@julesbreach) December 2, 2018
― Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 21:11 (two years ago) link
spoiled somewhat by the finish, but still
oh i love that
― puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2018 22:22 (two years ago) link
probably a better assist than van dijk's
― imago, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:06 (two years ago) link
Gulliest™️ goal goes to Gignac😱 pic.twitter.com/3yMddyohTX— The Cooligans (@SoccerCooligans) February 17, 2019
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 18 February 2019 00:58 (two years ago) link
nice
― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 01:00 (two years ago) link
The absolute state of Piatek. Ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/A0MjeKNeRy— oscarfigure™ (@OscarFigure) February 17, 2019
― Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 12:02 (two years ago) link
HATTRICK HERO MESSI 🔥✨🎩Alle drie de golazo's ⤵#SevillaBarca #LaLiga #ZiggoSport pic.twitter.com/2RQv4uZ9xX— Ziggo Sport Voetbal (@ZS_Voetbal) February 23, 2019
first one partic
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:03 (two years ago) link
think I almost prefer the second one. Very satisfying strike action
― Number None, Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:26 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZVvCVfuWVE
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 March 2019 08:58 (one year ago) link
rolling gloriously egotistical celebrations
― imago, Monday, 4 March 2019 09:12 (one year ago) link
Bless 'im imo
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 March 2019 09:36 (one year ago) link
Heck of a goal from Derby County’s Mason Bennett just now pic.twitter.com/hUQUyWsxef— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) March 5, 2019
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:04 (one year ago) link
Paul Pogba just did this. What a ridiculous assist and a great finish from Griezmann. Baller. pic.twitter.com/FYD6REbFZF— Devils of United (@DevilsOfUnited) March 22, 2019
― Number None, Saturday, 23 March 2019 15:23 (one year ago) link
Dybala 1-0 WHAT. A. GOAL pic.twitter.com/oD9W7obV45— Leonardo (@leo_pennaa) August 17, 2019
― Number None, Saturday, 17 August 2019 21:26 (one year ago) link
we need a rolling amazing assist thread. witness odegaard for sociedad tonight
pic.twitter.com/nQgQTyWrFi— oldham9987 (@oldham9987) September 26, 2019
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:09 (one year ago) link
amazing assists *are* amazing goals
― imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:18 (one year ago) link
Totally true. All the heavy lifting in a glorious splitting pass needing just a simple tap in from a striker: not a lot that goes above it imo.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:25 (one year ago) link
TONI KROOS... CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY... GOALLLLL. pic.twitter.com/sO6RlknyV4— fan account. (@TotalCristiano) January 8, 2020
I think this is the first time I have ever seen someone deliberately score direct from a corner.
― ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 19:28 (one year ago) link
few are as unambiguous as that, but here's a couple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_gxU41ubu8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6FFRgd0Bsc
― Number None, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:18 (one year ago) link
gio reyna!
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 23:56 (one year ago) link
All future US teens to Dortmund plz
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 00:34 (one year ago) link
Shamrock Rovers 1-1 Dundalk - Wow! Jordan Flores scores a goal of the season contender to level things at Tallaght. You'll be watching this goal for years to come. #rtesocer pic.twitter.com/tIhtCrKfml— RTÉ Soccer (@RTEsoccer) February 28, 2020
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:34 (eleven months ago) link
love this finish
― nxd, Monday, 2 March 2020 10:44 (eleven months ago) link
Puskás Award for this kid, please.pic.twitter.com/Q4ImhaBkRC— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) April 1, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:07 (ten months ago) link
yeah loved that
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 10:16 (ten months ago) link
Said Benrahma stop it. The man has a family 🤯 pic.twitter.com/AVNE4vILjH— Kyri Demetriou (@Kyri_D) October 1, 2020
― Number None, Friday, 2 October 2020 09:16 (four months ago) link
reminds me of that Oscar goal a bit
― imago, Friday, 2 October 2020 12:00 (four months ago) link
Another 10/10 goal from Brazil's Série D, this time from Portuguesa Rio. The wacky footwork to get the ball out of defence is just... Put it this way: The throbbing vein in Roy Keane's temple would explode.(via @MyCujoo) pic.twitter.com/YDJkxVKzAL— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) November 9, 2020
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:50 (three months ago) link
not the goal per se but
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:51 (three months ago) link
Say hello to the next Puskas winner 🤯👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/C4Iku9RmfL— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) November 12, 2020
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:39 (three months ago) link
puskas winner is that child in the street in brazil, this is canon
― imago, Thursday, 12 November 2020 20:54 (three months ago) link
agreed
― Number None, Friday, 13 November 2020 09:15 (three months ago) link
Yes, the Champions League is on...But have you seen Nathan Ferguson’s goal for Southend United tonight? 😱pic.twitter.com/EvrV50T0C0— Goal (@goal) February 24, 2021
― nxd, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 21:38 (yesterday) link
they'd been looking worryingly doomed. FL needs its Essex coast cru
― imago, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 22:07 (yesterday) link