rolling amazing goal thread

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this is where you guys post videos of amazing goals that happen in various leagues across the world

we usually see a great one or two on sportscenter here (i.e. that crazy müller goal from a few weeks back), but that only happens every so often

also i just wanted to start a thread on ILF -- a boardwarming gift

shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:40 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kCn75VNeY&feature=player_embedded

17 year old North Korean girl to thread.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (ten years ago) link

Oh sorry she's Japanese playing north korea.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (ten years ago) link

O_O

shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:49 (ten years ago) link

101greatgoals.com's best goals you haven't seen = your best friend

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:10 (ten years ago) link

also hey jordan!

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:13 (ten years ago) link

all of which are on 101GG's goals of the week compilation, which is basically what this thread was born to link to

acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:12 (ten years ago) link

you're a traitor to your country, J0rdan

Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 14:18 (ten years ago) link

That last one is great, i love little chips like that.
That Taiwo goal also. At half time, he was interviewed and asked if he'd done it on purpose or not. He said he'd looked up, seen the gk off his line and tried his luck. Then, the next day he was on a tv show with Souleymane Diawara (OM defender). he was asked the same question, he replied the same thing, but Diawara just laughed and called bullshit... and then Taiwo laughed too and admitted he was trying for a cross but the wind put the ball into the goal!

Jibe, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:19 (ten years ago) link

lol

a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:39 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LV2qOkL8k#t=0m34s

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:42 (ten years ago) link

from 34 secs

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:43 (ten years ago) link

is that an OG?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:48 (ten years ago) link

it is and it's a peach

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:52 (ten years ago) link

fuckin hell, sure is- the ball mopves like one of those fake nike adverts.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:01 (ten years ago) link

oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s

or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in

ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:07 (ten years ago) link

holy hell

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (ten years ago) link

yup

meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:14 (ten years ago) link

oh yes

but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (ten years ago) link

lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA

pure sex.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:28 (ten years ago) link

shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:32 (ten years ago) link

dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:35 (ten years ago) link

disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:42 (ten years ago) link

zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:37 (ten years ago) link

what is more awe-inspiring-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded

the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:16 (ten years ago) link

both!

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:46 (ten years ago) link

more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:52 (ten years ago) link

wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:03 (ten years ago) link

sheeeeit

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:04 (ten years ago) link

reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:07 (ten years ago) link

tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc

it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the £12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:32 (ten years ago) link

niko kranjcar being today's example.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:33 (ten years ago) link

litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (ten years ago) link

xp, that

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:39 (ten years ago) link

xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:48 (ten years ago) link

am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3

ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:17 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded

in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (ten years ago) link

denied.

acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:15 (ten years ago) link

what training ground free kick into an empty net?

Henry?

denied, utterly

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:31 (ten years ago) link

there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:40 (ten years ago) link

didn't coventry do this in the 70's?

didn't Wolves do this this season?

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:42 (ten years ago) link

at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit

acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:51 (ten years ago) link

don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk

san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:54 (ten years ago) link

well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.

that's a beauty

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:56 (ten years ago) link

nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:21 (ten years ago) link

"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"

fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:34 (ten years ago) link

Ruben Neves is just too good pic.twitter.com/7uJxU1Fh54

— Jõsh (@Foyth) April 11, 2018

Number None, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 23:02 (two years ago) link

five months pass...

Zlatan's 500th career goal is RIDICULOUS. 🔥#TORvLA #Zlatan500 https://t.co/gosg571udB

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) September 16, 2018

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:31 (two years ago) link

:D

imago, Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:36 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Goal of the season contender from Ian Morris who drags Bohemians back into game with extraordinary strike from 40+ yards pic.twitter.com/0SQtqIUuqp

— Soccer Republic (@SoccRepublic) October 8, 2018

soz for bumping other thread

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:28 (two years ago) link

love a good hit from a centre back

imago, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:29 (two years ago) link

<3

nxd, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:12 (two years ago) link

Half decent.

(don't believe it was in tho, not without the ~VAR~ being called in)

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:14 (two years ago) link

it was two feet over the line man

imago, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (two years ago) link

mark bateaunberg

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (two years ago) link

xp thought the very mention of ~VAR~ would make my comment blush of sarcasm but perhaps it wasn't clear enough

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:25 (two years ago) link

*goal line technology not VAR

Number None, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:43 (two years ago) link

some five goal haul for jovic in bundesliga today

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 October 2018 22:18 (two years ago) link

This is pretty great

I can watch this all day. pic.twitter.com/Ooc2oevvAX

— 💭 (@Sidenomenal) October 22, 2018

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:10 (two years ago) link

oof

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:14 (two years ago) link

it's a beauty

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:15 (two years ago) link

that's something else

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:47 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Have you ever seen a better pass? Pavard. Baller 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/Jcp4DdxaAQ

— Jules Breach (@julesbreach) December 2, 2018

Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 21:11 (one year ago) link

spoiled somewhat by the finish, but still

Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 21:11 (one year ago) link

oh i love that

puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2018 22:22 (one year ago) link

probably a better assist than van dijk's

imago, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:06 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

Gulliest™️ goal goes to Gignac

😱 pic.twitter.com/3yMddyohTX

— The Cooligans (@SoccerCooligans) February 17, 2019

I want to change my display name (dan m), Monday, 18 February 2019 00:58 (one year ago) link

nice

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Monday, 18 February 2019 01:00 (one year ago) link

The absolute state of Piatek. Ridiculous. pic.twitter.com/A0MjeKNeRy

— oscarfigure™ (@OscarFigure) February 17, 2019

Number None, Monday, 18 February 2019 12:02 (one year ago) link

HATTRICK HERO MESSI 🔥✨🎩
Alle drie de golazo's ⤵#SevillaBarca #LaLiga #ZiggoSport pic.twitter.com/2RQv4uZ9xX

— Ziggo Sport Voetbal (@ZS_Voetbal) February 23, 2019

first one partic

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:03 (one year ago) link

think I almost prefer the second one. Very satisfying strike action

Number None, Sunday, 24 February 2019 13:26 (one year ago) link

rolling gloriously egotistical celebrations

imago, Monday, 4 March 2019 09:12 (one year ago) link

Bless 'im imo

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 March 2019 09:36 (one year ago) link

Heck of a goal from Derby County’s Mason Bennett just now pic.twitter.com/hUQUyWsxef

— Brian Sciaretta (@BrianSciaretta) March 5, 2019

ShariVari, Tuesday, 5 March 2019 22:04 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

Paul Pogba just did this. What a ridiculous assist and a great finish from Griezmann. Baller. pic.twitter.com/FYD6REbFZF

— Devils of United (@DevilsOfUnited) March 22, 2019

Number None, Saturday, 23 March 2019 15:23 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Dybala 1-0 WHAT. A. GOAL pic.twitter.com/oD9W7obV45

— Leonardo (@leo_pennaa) August 17, 2019

Number None, Saturday, 17 August 2019 21:26 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

we need a rolling amazing assist thread. witness odegaard for sociedad tonight

pic.twitter.com/nQgQTyWrFi

— oldham9987 (@oldham9987) September 26, 2019

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:09 (one year ago) link

amazing assists *are* amazing goals

imago, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:18 (one year ago) link

Totally true. All the heavy lifting in a glorious splitting pass needing just a simple tap in from a striker: not a lot that goes above it imo.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 26 September 2019 20:25 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

TONI KROOS... CORNER TAKEN QUICKLY... GOALLLLL. pic.twitter.com/sO6RlknyV4

— fan account. (@TotalCristiano) January 8, 2020

I think this is the first time I have ever seen someone deliberately score direct from a corner.

ShariVari, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 19:28 (ten months ago) link

few are as unambiguous as that, but here's a couple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_gxU41ubu8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6FFRgd0Bsc

Number None, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 20:18 (ten months ago) link

three weeks pass...

gio reyna!

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 February 2020 23:56 (nine months ago) link

All future US teens to Dortmund plz

I want to change my display name (dan m), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 00:34 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Shamrock Rovers 1-1 Dundalk - Wow! Jordan Flores scores a goal of the season contender to level things at Tallaght. You'll be watching this goal for years to come. #rtesocer pic.twitter.com/tIhtCrKfml

— RTÉ Soccer (@RTEsoccer) February 28, 2020

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 28 February 2020 21:34 (eight months ago) link

love this finish

nxd, Monday, 2 March 2020 10:44 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

Puskás Award for this kid, please.pic.twitter.com/Q4ImhaBkRC

— MUNDIAL (@MundialMag) April 1, 2020

Number None, Friday, 3 April 2020 10:07 (seven months ago) link

yeah loved that

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Friday, 3 April 2020 10:16 (seven months ago) link

five months pass...

Said Benrahma stop it. The man has a family 🤯 pic.twitter.com/AVNE4vILjH

— Kyri Demetriou (@Kyri_D) October 1, 2020

Number None, Friday, 2 October 2020 09:16 (one month ago) link

reminds me of that Oscar goal a bit

imago, Friday, 2 October 2020 12:00 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

Another 10/10 goal from Brazil's Série D, this time from Portuguesa Rio.

The wacky footwork to get the ball out of defence is just... Put it this way: The throbbing vein in Roy Keane's temple would explode.

(via @MyCujoo) pic.twitter.com/YDJkxVKzAL

— MUNDIAL (H) (@MundialMag) November 9, 2020

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:50 (two weeks ago) link

not the goal per se but

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:51 (two weeks ago) link

Say hello to the next Puskas winner 🤯👏🏻 pic.twitter.com/C4Iku9RmfL

— Kevin Egan (@kev_egan) November 12, 2020

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 12 November 2020 19:39 (two weeks ago) link

puskas winner is that child in the street in brazil, this is canon

imago, Thursday, 12 November 2020 20:54 (two weeks ago) link

agreed

Number None, Friday, 13 November 2020 09:15 (two weeks ago) link


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