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this is where you guys post videos of amazing goals that happen in various leagues across the world

we usually see a great one or two on sportscenter here (i.e. that crazy müller goal from a few weeks back), but that only happens every so often

also i just wanted to start a thread on ILF -- a boardwarming gift

shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58kCn75VNeY&feature=player_embedded

17 year old North Korean girl to thread.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

Oh sorry she's Japanese playing north korea.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

O_O

shartopus (J0rdan S.), Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:49 (eight years ago) Permalink

101greatgoals.com's best goals you haven't seen = your best friend

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:10 (eight years ago) Permalink

also hey jordan!

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

all of which are on 101GG's goals of the week compilation, which is basically what this thread was born to link to

acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

you're a traitor to your country, J0rdan

Gaspar NoAgé (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 27 September 2010 14:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

That last one is great, i love little chips like that.
That Taiwo goal also. At half time, he was interviewed and asked if he'd done it on purpose or not. He said he'd looked up, seen the gk off his line and tried his luck. Then, the next day he was on a tv show with Souleymane Diawara (OM defender). he was asked the same question, he replied the same thing, but Diawara just laughed and called bullshit... and then Taiwo laughed too and admitted he was trying for a cross but the wind put the ball into the goal!

Jibe, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol

a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 14:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-LV2qOkL8k#t=0m34s

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

from 34 secs

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 27 September 2010 18:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

is that an OG?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

it is and it's a peach

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 10:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

fuckin hell, sure is- the ball mopves like one of those fake nike adverts.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 11:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh that doesn't work with embeds, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=515cgRbmMqg&t=05m35s

or if that still embeds watch it on Youtube from 5:35 in

ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

holy hell

acoleuthic, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

yup

meta the devil you know (onimo), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh yes

but is he one of ours or one of theirs? EH?

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 14:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

lol just ran in here all out of breath to post that. fuck it, have it again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzAZTdyOXcA

pure sex.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:28 (eight years ago) Permalink

shame on anyone posting that to a fluke thread imo

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

dare i say it but that might just rival trevor sinclair's.

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

disregard that, i am talking cobblers. i've said this before on ilx years ago but what set sinclair's apart is precisely that it wasn't instinctive like burrows' was - tricky trev had a full few seconds to stare at the unthinkable and finally conclude: go on then

r|t|c, Wednesday, 6 October 2010 21:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

zlatan's shirt seems to have gone off. also wow.

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 6 October 2010 22:37 (eight years ago) Permalink

what is more awe-inspiring-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVpRvFMVjAo&feature=player_embedded

the goal or that jari litmanen is still playing?

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:16 (eight years ago) Permalink

both!

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 12:46 (eight years ago) Permalink

more awe-inspiring than either was houllier's utter stupidity in taking the piss with him. unforgiveable.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 19:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

wait litmanen was at liverpool? wtf how did they never win the league?

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

sheeeeit

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

reminds you what these guys can do against ordinary/lower level defenders, even aged 42 or w/e

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:07 (eight years ago) Permalink

tbf litmanen was injured a lot of the time at liverpool but even when he was fit houllier just never seemed at all interested in changing the shape of his super pragmatic one-dimensional team to accommodate him iirc

it was also sort of a michael owen/steed malbranque thing too where if you get bought for a dickhead low price you end up getting treated accordingly. had litmanen been bought for the £12-15m he was worth instead of a freebie the story would have been a lot different.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

niko kranjcar being today's example.

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

litmanen is out of kranjcar's league tho (this is no niko diss - litmanen is cult footballer hall of fame).

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

yeah, i think there's a lot of that about too, good call.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

xp, that

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

xxp oh yeah no totally - litmanen is like a bad-luck bergkamp

r|t|c, Thursday, 7 October 2010 20:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

am I right to deduce from that Litmanen clip that Finland has a football programme called TUMPER? <3

ROLLINS: MY DEMISE (DJ Mencap), Friday, 8 October 2010 11:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYCMZgKvHc4&feature=player_embedded

in 2010 i think dinho is my favourite player, making up for henry being better than him from his ballon d'or years

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

denied.

acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

what training ground free kick into an empty net?

Henry?

denied, utterly

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

there is a keeper there? i just enjoyed the set-up

http://tinypic.com/r/s0wvar/7 (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

didn't coventry do this in the 70's?

didn't Wolves do this this season?

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:42 (eight years ago) Permalink

at least with the wolves one the guy flicked it up himself, this is just lame Sixty Seconds shit

acoleuthic, Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

don't think you're allowed flick it up to yourself? may be misrembering that though.

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p9ep3NaGRk

san te cross (onimo), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:54 (eight years ago) Permalink

well, ok- i knew he couldnt have flicked it up for himself from the setpiece.

that's a beauty

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 October 2010 13:56 (eight years ago) Permalink

nobody ever told me about this Grafite effort- vs Bayern, mind you, none of yr training ground crap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8eLSpDa_1E

cant believe you sb'd me for that (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

"i'm gonna do a brazilian one 'ere now"

fair enough...careful you don't cut yourself.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 19 October 2010 10:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

Pretty sure I remember that when they did the team photo after the handshakes directly before that game Ronaldo could barely bend down.

pandemic, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:34 (four years ago) Permalink

I remember the official teamsheet with 45 mins to go had Bebeto and Edmundo up front, which was switched out after the deadline for Bebeto and Ronaldo with 30 mins left. The BBC's talking heads were all 'lol what a surprise' and 'who saw that coming' as if it happens every game, let alone a World Cup final

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 24 December 2013 15:41 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

http://i.minus.com/ibn8fHni8wGJYJ.gif

Number None, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:19 (four years ago) Permalink

aaaaahahahaha

imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 23:21 (four years ago) Permalink

for one, anywhere won't do

a chance to cross is a chance to score (anonanon), Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:13 (four years ago) Permalink

once*

a chance to cross is a chance to score (anonanon), Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:13 (four years ago) Permalink

only barca could conceive of a goal that involved two opposition players and the post eh

imago, Thursday, 6 February 2014 01:15 (four years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

i love a goal from a corner. michael bradley for the usa:
http://fat.gfycat.com/SnoopyBoldCalf.webm

mizzell, Monday, 9 February 2015 17:01 (three years ago) Permalink

ok i'll stop trying to post things
http://fat.gfycat.com/SnoopyBoldCalf.webm

mizzell, Monday, 9 February 2015 17:03 (three years ago) Permalink

no

pro war Toby Keith songs would rub you the wrong way (imago), Monday, 9 February 2015 18:59 (three years ago) Permalink

why yes

elouise (anky), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 02:45 (three years ago) Permalink

maybe

dan m, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 03:09 (three years ago) Permalink

take it to the fruit preserves thread

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:02 (three years ago) Permalink

the terrible bowdlerisation/legitimation of 101gg has murdered this thread :(

Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:33 (three years ago) Permalink

like an aerial shot of dresden ;-;

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 14:43 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://youtu.be/rEJN96aPnxI

there can be only (onimo), Sunday, 22 March 2015 12:43 (three years ago) Permalink

https://gfycat.com/GiantExaltedHookersealion

Number None, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:47 (three years ago) Permalink

the corner is more mesmerizing than the goal

pandemic, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 23:49 (three years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

thought that keeper goal on the bbc website would be another mildly diverting affair that an outfield player would regard as a sitter

what the actual fuck

imago, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:10 (three years ago) Permalink

does LBI still post, kinda want to know how you come back from that happening to your team

imago, Wednesday, 12 August 2015 22:11 (three years ago) Permalink

one year passes...

THE SHELF

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7YPO2uLdUI

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 15 September 2016 17:47 (two years ago) Permalink

we taught him that you didn't teach him that

imago, Thursday, 15 September 2016 18:16 (two years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sN6LIJOhN0

Number None, Friday, 16 September 2016 16:49 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

https://streamable.com/l5zg

KPB vs Villarreal today.

Bubba H.O.T.A.P.E (ShariVari), Sunday, 23 October 2016 22:41 (two years ago) Permalink

that is a treat

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 24 October 2016 00:10 (two years ago) Permalink

three months pass...

https://twitter.com/AmericxnSaint/status/836689024219811840

Number None, Tuesday, 28 February 2017 22:45 (one year ago) Permalink

I give you Memphis Depay: https://twitter.com/InsideGones/status/840981296293806080/video/1

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 12 March 2017 22:54 (one year ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...
one year passes...

Ruben Neves is just too good pic.twitter.com/7uJxU1Fh54

— Jõsh (@Foyth) April 11, 2018

Number None, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 23:02 (eight months ago) Permalink

five months pass...

Zlatan's 500th career goal is RIDICULOUS. 🔥#TORvLA #Zlatan500 https://t.co/gosg571udB

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) September 16, 2018

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:31 (two months ago) Permalink

:D

imago, Sunday, 16 September 2018 00:36 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

Goal of the season contender from Ian Morris who drags Bohemians back into game with extraordinary strike from 40+ yards pic.twitter.com/0SQtqIUuqp

— Soccer Republic (@SoccRepublic) October 8, 2018

soz for bumping other thread

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:28 (two months ago) Permalink

love a good hit from a centre back

imago, Monday, 8 October 2018 23:29 (two months ago) Permalink

<3

nxd, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:12 (two months ago) Permalink

Half decent.

(don't believe it was in tho, not without the ~VAR~ being called in)

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:14 (two months ago) Permalink

it was two feet over the line man

imago, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (two months ago) Permalink

mark bateaunberg

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:22 (two months ago) Permalink

xp thought the very mention of ~VAR~ would make my comment blush of sarcasm but perhaps it wasn't clear enough

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:25 (two months ago) Permalink

*goal line technology not VAR

Number None, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 19:43 (two months ago) Permalink

some five goal haul for jovic in bundesliga today

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 October 2018 22:18 (one month ago) Permalink

This is pretty great

I can watch this all day. pic.twitter.com/Ooc2oevvAX

— 💭 (@Sidenomenal) October 22, 2018

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:10 (one month ago) Permalink

oof

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:14 (one month ago) Permalink

it's a beauty

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:15 (one month ago) Permalink

that's something else

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Monday, 22 October 2018 21:47 (one month ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Have you ever seen a better pass? Pavard. Baller 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/Jcp4DdxaAQ

— Jules Breach (@julesbreach) December 2, 2018

Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 21:11 (one week ago) Permalink

spoiled somewhat by the finish, but still

Number None, Monday, 3 December 2018 21:11 (one week ago) Permalink

oh i love that

puppy bash (darraghmac), Monday, 3 December 2018 22:22 (one week ago) Permalink

probably a better assist than van dijk's

imago, Monday, 3 December 2018 23:06 (one week ago) Permalink


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