Downgraded to broken collarbone
You'll be glad to hear folks, i had a nightmare tonight.
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link
clavicular fortitude
― So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
Don't believe that for a second. Commiserations to your boy.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link
howd it happen
― So hot in Herrenvolk (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link
He went in shoulder to shoulder with the wrong 6 ft 5 doctor, who rather sheepishly diagnosed the damage afterwards
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Thursday, 29 August 2013 21:54 (ten years ago) link
One of my teammates did his collarbone at fives once - gentle jog towards the wall and put up his foot to spring away from it, only there was condensation on it and he slipped and just collapsed inwards like a burst bouncy castle, only really fast. Thought he was a goner tbh, it felt like a lucky escape in the end.
― Ismael Klata, Thursday, 29 August 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
My worst fives injury was a cunted baw in the baws. 20 years since and the memory is still vivid.
― WE HAVE PUKKI, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE? (onimo), Friday, 30 August 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link
i was messing and tripped a friend, in the park, about 15 years ago. as he fell he basically flicked a hand to jab me in the nuts, barely any contact but whatever way he connected it practically blinded me with pain.
― Wantaway striker (LocalGarda), Friday, 30 August 2013 10:53 (ten years ago) link
i'd say it was a one-inch punch if someone can lock the thread now.
'the flick of the sack' was a widely respected skill in my secondary school days out west, it was always given its full title and a tone of due respect was used
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Friday, 30 August 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, all the guys at my school spent most of Year 9 walking around between classes cupping themselves, so virulent had become the trend for the backhand flick as you passed each other in the corridor. Everywhere you looked there was weeping lads wheezing and sinking to the floor. The things kids do eh
In my idler moments I sometimes daydream about having a crack at the doucher who works at the desk opposite mine, just for old time's sake like
― Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Friday, 30 August 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link
Ken scored a goal today. I was the schmuck who just failed to clear it off the line. We still won though.
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 19:29 (ten years ago) link
It might help my credibility itt to note the appalling form and lack of goals the past three months
― mind totally brown (darraghmac), Sunday, 8 December 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
Jinking one-footed run through four men and nestled in off back of post
Left foot half volley crashed off underside of bar, in off gk's back
Good to be back
ps fell on a fellas knee and my backs fucked
― politically autocorrect (darraghmac), Sunday, 16 February 2014 15:29 (ten years ago) link
I scored two goals today where the keeper got hand to the ball but couldn't keep it out. The first one made me feel good because it was a nice shot and I hadn't scored in a while. The second one was from close range and I should have put it in the corner. I felt strangely unsatisfied
― paolo, Thursday, 1 May 2014 19:44 (ten years ago) link
I knwo a goal's a goal, but when I score one that's not that great (eg one that comes off my shin and bobbles over the line) I'm all like 'meh'. And it's not like I score a lot of goals either. I feel like I should be grateful for any goal that I get
― paolo, Thursday, 1 May 2014 19:45 (ten years ago) link
crashed heavily on my shoulder ffs
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Monday, 23 June 2014 21:02 (nine years ago) link
trying to compensate getting into the shower and I cramped in three places and fell out of the actual fuckin room ffs
― leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Monday, 23 June 2014 21:11 (nine years ago) link
back like a fox
― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
well?
― Number None, Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
met a clearance like a right footed Jody morris, 25 yds in a flash.
juggled over marker, caught on upbounce with heel to spin around another man, left foot chip over gk
just the highlights like. the few weeks off sure I'm a new man
― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:21 (nine years ago) link
ken played v well today
― imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 18:11 (nine years ago) link
I saved a penalty ffs, ripper too
― imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 18:12 (nine years ago) link
the other week i played my first game of fitba in a couple of years. didn't score a goal ffs. missed a tap-in from about a foot out. torres-esque.
― Merdeyeux, Sunday, 14 September 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link
ahem
― imago, Sunday, 16 November 2014 22:36 (nine years ago) link
last kick of an 8-0 win
four in a row through the keepers legs in a first-to-five game, cos I had to get home early
― thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 May 2015 19:04 (eight years ago) link
― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:03 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― irl lol (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
Im back playing three a week but this thread will remain untroubled .... think the knee injury has robbed me of the magic ;-;
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 July 2016 11:01 (seven years ago) link
My knee is so weird. With the aid of a spectacular new knee brace, I played tonight because we were a couple of men down; I thought I'd just make up the numbers. But the brace was awesome! Scored three or four, the best of which was George Weah-esque; picked it up in our area from a defensive corner, and too, it all the way upfield before rolling it under the keeper. In 25 degree heat on AstroTurf, that was quite an effort.
― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 5 July 2013 18:32 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Would take a recommendation on the brace tho pls
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 July 2016 11:02 (seven years ago) link
last night then
hour-long five a side in a game where maybe 3 of our team was lazy or incompetent, vs maybe 1 of their team. they should have scored 35. we changed keeper every two goals. my two stints in goal took up more than half the time. we won that time 11-4. my two stints out of goal were characterised by us conceding almost every shot we faced, and trust me here my outfield play wasn't the issue. to say my keeping was on fire is an understatement. but anyway, as 9pm ticked around the game was actually and miraculously tied at 16-16 after a truly bizarre scoring sequence (5-1 up, 12-6 down, 15-12 up) and the shout NEXT GOAL WINS went up. and friends, I chose THAT moment to do something I hadn't done all evening
I SCORED A GOAL FFS
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Friday, 2 December 2016 14:25 (seven years ago) link
(a cool gentle sidefooted half-volley into the near corner past the advancing keeper with my wrong foot)
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Friday, 2 December 2016 14:27 (seven years ago) link
kudos
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Friday, 2 December 2016 16:17 (seven years ago) link
http://iob.imgur.com/uYGg/9m3i7TGx3y
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link
wish 5s was more of a thing in stupid canada
― harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:18 (seven years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/30yWKco.jpg
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:22 (seven years ago) link
wow how's he going to save that tent
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:29 (seven years ago) link
had to shoot from range they were camped in their own half ffs
― loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:35 (seven years ago) link
btw I scored 6 in last week's fives, the novelty is wearing off. guess i'll only mention the screamers from here on out, or the ones that took place on a beach
― Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link
I scored four a couple of weeks ago, including the one that got us to 11-9 up after having been 6-0 down very early on. Sadly I also conceded their equaliser at the death.
Scored one tonight, but then completely missed the ball in exactly the same spot later on, under no pressure.
― michaellambert, Monday, 12 December 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link
i played the first game with my new work crowd today and rose like a former ulster boys u13 high jump champion at the far post to head home the winner from a corner
it was the winner because the guy marking me hit the back of my head and fucked up his eye worse than the "cut me" scene in rocky and had to be carted off to emergency
#intro
― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:19 (seven years ago) link
how sharp is your head ffs
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
Deems, Wolf of Shrewsbury Road
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:37 (seven years ago) link
it was one of those sac full of fluid injuries, flopping down over his eye
― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:01 (seven years ago) link
done a sweet rendition of keane v overmars on ilm top 77 today
― r|t|c, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:04 (seven years ago) link
good work
― trilby mouth (darraghmac), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:22 (seven years ago) link
scored 6 culminating in the robson-kanu goal hmd
― imago, Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:01 (seven years ago) link
I went to a physio ffs who literally said ffs when I told him I'd been attempting to score goals ffs
― D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:00 (six years ago) link
Now I'm not allowed score goals ffs
Oh lads
An absolute worldy today, lobbed pass back to me from the corner flag and pearled home into far corner still accelerating in a windmill volley
Was shite besides.
― Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 January 2018 16:05 (six years ago) link