I SCORED A GOAL FFS

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Please to recount here the glory of the last goal you scored and every goal you score henceforth.

Who was it against?
Which part of your anatomy did it bobble off?
How did you celebrate?

And any other details you might feel like sharing.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 24 September 2010 10:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

I have not scored a goal since 1992, when I was the goalhanging poacher of my halls team at uni and scored tons of two-yard tap-ins. My celebration, rather pathetically, was me and my strike partner doing the air guitar "excellent!" thing from Bill and Ted, lol students.

ailsa, Friday, 24 September 2010 10:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

Penalty vs my 10-year-old son, Burnham-on-Sea, July 2010. Sent him the wrong way, ball in bottom right corner. Minimal celebrating.

Return leg with me in goal - almost went wrong way, tried to change direction, went over on my ankle with my full and considerable weight, heard a cracking noise, actually yelped out loud, crawled over to a wee set of steps to nurse it. His celebration was pretty much him and his brother laughing for twenty minutes.
Three weeks in a support bandage before I could run again. Back doing light ball work - keepy-up on Ardrossan beach two weeks ago. Still hurts :(

meta the devil you know (onimo), Friday, 24 September 2010 10:58 (eight years ago) Permalink

My celebration, rather pathetically, was me and my strike partner doing the air guitar "excellent!" thing from Bill and Ted, lol students.

Maybe i am still of the lolstudent bent but imo there is nothing pathetic and everything inspired about that celebration.

I scored our consolation goal in my company's 5-1 defeat to Yahoo! on Wednesday night. Having shipped four goals in the first half due to lack of organisation, not closing them down quickly enough and neither marking zonally or man-to-man, we came out pressing in the second.

Attacking as a three-man unit, level with the D our right wing clipped the ball across from flank to Asaad in the centre. Asaad, in one motion, encouraged it into the path of my storming amble, neutralising their right-back in the process, whence I wrapped my right foot over the ball, confounding their keeper just enough that it bimbled through his legs and in.

I celebrated with a fist pump. We deserved that goal and, tbh, should have won the half as well.

Upt0eleven, Friday, 24 September 2010 11:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

Maybe i am still of the lolstudent bent but imo there is nothing pathetic and everything inspired about that celebration

It seemed pathetic even at the time, perhaps because we were resolutely lolstudent and everyone else on the team was proper sporty types who held no truck with music and films and such japery, and thus made us all defiantly anti-hero and that. But it made us laugh, and a proper partnership was thusly formed, like how all proper strike forces are meant to be.

ailsa, Friday, 24 September 2010 11:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

i scored my first 11-a-side goal ever like last month, playing with a bunch of folks from some music website (LJ was there, in fact!!).

the striker try to shoot past the goalkeeper from wide, it beat the keeper but the ball was trickling in but a defender was running on to it as was i and we both slid in and i just managed to bundle it over the line, 0.5 meter out. it was quality goal

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Friday, 24 September 2010 11:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

celebration was me getting up and sitting on the sideline, nursing the epidermis on my leg (it was stony astroturf surface)

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Friday, 24 September 2010 11:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

Think the last goal I scored was playing a re-tooled version of anarchist football that we made up for the playscheme in the summer. Classic foot on the ball, lie on the ground, head it over the line manoeuvre.

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 September 2010 11:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

Last friday playing 4v4 with other staff here - tap-in at the far post thinking "don't screw up don't screw up" - the goalie was a Hungarian ringer who had played some sort of amateur club level back home so I was half expecting him to magically save it anyway.

I didn't celebrate because I'm so unfit that my target for the game was not to throw up on the pitch.

Gravel Puzzleworth, Friday, 24 September 2010 12:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

probably friday pm five a side, 0xford physics vs. 0xford council. everyone used to bag a couple in those.

on grass, probably not for a good five years? i think my best was actually the last one. used to have a bit of a left foot. they conceded a free kick about five yards from the left touchline and five yards inside their own half. we had a couple of aerial threats in the box, so i just cunted it toward the goal. ended up going straight in on the full. great days.

anyone here play football in boots on grass with officials on the regular?

caek, Friday, 24 September 2010 12:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

Really wanna hear Hansen saying "he's just cunted it and it's gone straight in, Gary" on Saturday night.

banaka bilk (Noodle Vague), Friday, 24 September 2010 12:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

so i just cunted it toward the goal

beautiful

meta the devil you know (onimo), Friday, 24 September 2010 12:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

haha, i remember the first time i heard it used like that. we were drunkenly playing round a public golf course, and someone stepped back to take a runup for their drive, and someone said "you are going to absolutely cunt that ball". guy missed the ball by a long way he was laughing so much. best verb.

caek, Friday, 24 September 2010 12:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znYJXIw2UKw

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Friday, 24 September 2010 13:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

^ the new "player of the year, now he's a dick", tbh

ailsa, Friday, 24 September 2010 13:53 (eight years ago) Permalink

wow i've watched that video about five times wondering why it's funny. don't even hear that word any more.

caek, Friday, 24 September 2010 13:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

took an aerial pass on the chest, touch of the knee over challenge, full right foot volley into bottom left from ten or so yards.

Only work five a side, but i'm havin that tbh.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 September 2010 21:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

played a 4-a-side game against some regulars while visiting my friend in Oxford, on a proper astro pitch

my team won 14-3 and I hit 5, one of which was a peachy peach into the far top corner, fabio grosso versus germany style

now I am ready for tomorrow's 11-a-side game in which ken c and I are both playing

ken c's goal last time out was a thing of wonder - not seen an ILXor dive in to achieve something so heartily since ethan got himself banned

also I am obliged to state that that goal was only possible because I bombed 60 metres down the wing first

acoleuthic, Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:43 (eight years ago) Permalink

take it to the assist thread you astonishing glory hunter

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:45 (eight years ago) Permalink

Just me and my brother playing on a full-size school pitch. He was in goal and I was like 25 yards out on the right wing, at a very acute angle, and I toe-poked a powerful curling chip over his head that pinged off the crossbar and bounced down behind the line. If anyone else was there, their minds would have been blown. My brother kind of didn't see it (it was that good)

Edgware Wolf in London (admrl), Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

i've asked mr clattenberg and it was not in fact over the line play on

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:51 (eight years ago) Permalink

Who was it against? 2 years ago on an astroturf pitch in mungret with some mates
Which part of your anatomy did it bobble off? turned my man and was one on one with keeper then blasted it with my big toe. went right into the corner.
How did you celebrate? punched the air with my fist. didnt do too much celebrating as it was the end of the game and i was absolutely knackered to do anything more than that

Michael B, Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:00 (eight years ago) Permalink

...mungret?? where IS that

Edgware Wolf in London (admrl), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:01 (eight years ago) Permalink

county limerick, ireland

Michael B, Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:03 (eight years ago) Permalink

st mungret's is a school somewhere iirc

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

you're thinking of st. munchins

Michael B, Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

dem u for a liar sir i meant no such thing i tell u.

May have been thinkin of st muredach, which they steadfastly refuse to pronounce as in the a-team member

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:12 (eight years ago) Permalink

ireland is v v mysterious to me

Edgware Wolf in London (admrl), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

are there craic hoers?

Edgware Wolf in London (admrl), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

St. Munchkins

"HOW MANY POINTS DID YOU GET IN THE LEAAAVIN'?"
http://www.doobybrain.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/wizard-of-oz-munchkins.jpg

Michael B, Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

jays theres craic til 90 but i only know sheep or cattle farmers meself, boys that wouldnt know one end of a hoe from tother

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

but solid lads, the besht of men.

One of them, up in court lately on charges of animal cruelty for feeding a stray turtle full of poitin could only offer the following excuse-

"he looked shook, yronner. He looked pure shook"

The besht of men tho. The finesht.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

same man's neighbour took the corpse of his auld fella home on the ferry in the front of a ford escort, cos it was chaper than flyin him dead.

But jesus the finesht of men so they are.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 00:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

Last goal I can remember

Work jumpers-for-goalposts game, Green Park, I think summer 2006 because I was wearing that year's world cup strip (Owen 10 - I've got a thing for the number but how I regret not getting the Beckham one). Hard-fought 0-0, melée in box, ball breaks to me around the penalty-spot and I welt it home over the keeper's shoulder. Automatic celebration: couple of steps run, little jump & fist pump. I may have said 'Yes'.

Thought it would be the first of many, but we lost shape and lost 4 or 5-1. Once you've scored in front of the Queen that doesn't seem to matter though.

(game actually most memorable for giving another boy a yard's start and beating him to a loose ball. I am v slow. It's honestly the only time I can remember that happening - in fact I remember being astonished as the chase was going on, it was so unprecedented)

Goals lost in mists of time

I've since stepped in to my dad's regular fives game as a ringer. I play like Teddy Sheringham in a sculpture garden. Many goals were dispatched, none memorable.

Actual last goal

Took the ball up to the common by my in-laws a couple of weeks ago. Had the place to myself as I seem to be THE ONLY PERSON IN THE COUNTRY who does this anymore. Trekked up & down the pitch for a while trying to score enough of a peach that I could call it a day - in the jack jones scenario it kind of needs to be an in-off-bar-or-post or it looks a bit rubbish.

Eventually ran onto own through ball maybe 25 yards out. Hit across body, setting it out beyond the far post and bringing it in just inside. Was an uncharacteristically sweet hit, enhanced by fact that I was still running full-pelt on a totally different trajectory, which change of angle made the swerve look like Nelinho.

Did I celebrate? Like I say, I was on my own so that'd be unbearably sad. I may have done a bit.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 26 September 2010 06:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/9147/realfootball.jpg

I forgot that I have evidence of the last time I kicked a ball in anger - this is in the nets at Croke Park a couple of weeks back. The 'goal' is actually three holes in the far wall which are approximately ball-sized and ball-shaped, so I doubt any goal has ever been scored in that particular exhibit. The big target is in the hurling net next door, which I did manage to hit at least once.

You will note from the ripple in the net that this was not one of my closer efforts, though the effect is quite pleasing.

Ismael Klata, Sunday, 26 September 2010 07:44 (eight years ago) Permalink

last time we had a lunchtime kickaround at work, prob 18 mths ago, i SCORED FROM HAFLWAY IT WAS FUKKN EPIC YESSSSSS

astronomy broheems (haitch), Sunday, 26 September 2010 09:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

Last week, playing 5vs5 futsal. Ball just landed in front of me after opponent countered a teammate's shot, didn't think and just kicked it. Went in the top left corner after hitting both the crossbar and the post. Quite happy with myself but no celebration, since we play every week for 1h30mn or so, which means at least 30 goals every week, so celebrating for each would be kind of silly!

Jibe, Sunday, 26 September 2010 13:25 (eight years ago) Permalink

^ yeah celebrations only for the exceptional.

tho before my competent no-fuss goal detailed above i did score a zola through-my-own-legs flick on the volley from a peach cross that drew a few high fives, tbf. it was a good week, not what you'd call representative.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 15:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

hit the post from 3 yards out yesterday :(

then should have scored one ball flew in around waist height, obv best way to score is to neither scoop down and head it or stick a foot out, but to try and *chest* the ball into the goal. on target but um keeper saved it, strangely.

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Monday, 27 September 2010 16:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

i'm a dick

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Monday, 27 September 2010 16:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

Do we need an "I MISSED A GOAL FFS" thread?

Upt0eleven, Monday, 27 September 2010 16:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

then they scored from the keeper's launch out

3 yards is generous btw, it was more like 1

acoleuthic, Monday, 27 September 2010 16:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

Well Arshavin hit the post twice in two seconds on Saturday in what sounds like similar circumstances, so I'm inclined to give Ken the benefit of the doubt here

Ismael Klata, Monday, 27 September 2010 17:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

Do we need an "I MISSED A GOAL FFS" thread?

About five years ago I showed up in Regents Park for an ILX football thang. There were about 7 or 8 of us and we ended up on a full-size pitch with proper goals taking on 7 or 8 other random people (until the real Sunday leaguers turned up and turfed us off). I'd kind of nominated myself as striker and I clearly remember being in the centre circle, maybe for kick-off or more likely to re-start after we'd conceded. I took one look at the goal: it didn't look that far away. The keeper didn't look all that. I fancied my chances. "Just pass it to me, I'm going have a go" I said to the guy next to me. He nudged it across and I thumped it towards the top left corner. The ball bounced five or six times before slowly rolling off the pitch about five yards wide of the goal.

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Monday, 27 September 2010 21:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

crushing!

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 27 September 2010 22:02 (eight years ago) Permalink

straight out of car after four hours driving to five a side today, so i was rubbish. scored a few, the highlight being a neat touch on the run from a thirty yard crossfield pass that was swept imperiously into the far corner. but aside form that it was comedy stuff from dmac i'm afraid

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Monday, 27 September 2010 22:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

About five years ago I showed up in Regents Park for an ILX football thang. There were about 7 or 8 of us and we ended up on a full-size pitch with proper goals taking on 7 or 8 other random people (until the real Sunday leaguers turned up and turfed us off). I'd kind of nominated myself as striker and I clearly remember being in the centre circle, maybe for kick-off or more likely to re-start after we'd conceded. I took one look at the goal: it didn't look that far away. The keeper didn't look all that. I fancied my chances. "Just pass it to me, I'm going have a go" I said to the guy next to me. He nudged it across and I thumped it towards the top left corner. The ball bounced five or six times before slowly rolling off the pitch about five yards wide of the goal.

i remember this game!

HOOS' THE BOSS (ken c), Monday, 27 September 2010 22:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

friend's stag do in the middle of ireland about a month ago, playing 5-a-side on the saturday with a pretty bad hangover.

first game of four (we had a mini tournament) i get the ball early, round the groom, and (1 in 100 chance this) blast in from close to the halfway line, celebrate wildly.

in the same session of games we were about to win and with 20 seconds left (complete with countdown) we're playing keep ball, i attempt what appears to be a simple turn as a friend flails towards me, he reads it, nicks the ball, and scores, drawing the match and meaning we lose.

couldn't apologise enough.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

there's nothing worse, especially if you're playing with people that take their 5 a side VERY SERIOUSLY

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:04 (eight years ago) Permalink

the guys weren't too bad, and i did make a point blank double save in same game, but yeah i fucking hate ultra serious 5-a-side. i'm competitive but not to the extent of utter dickishness and a bad atmos that you get in some 5-a-side games. you want competitive but jokes and pisstaking imo.

I see what this is (Local Garda), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 16:26 (eight years ago) Permalink

I scored two goals today where the keeper got hand to the ball but couldn't keep it out. The first one made me feel good because it was a nice shot and I hadn't scored in a while. The second one was from close range and I should have put it in the corner. I felt strangely unsatisfied

paolo, Thursday, 1 May 2014 19:44 (four years ago) Permalink

I knwo a goal's a goal, but when I score one that's not that great (eg one that comes off my shin and bobbles over the line) I'm all like 'meh'. And it's not like I score a lot of goals either. I feel like I should be grateful for any goal that I get

paolo, Thursday, 1 May 2014 19:45 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

crashed heavily on my shoulder ffs

leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Monday, 23 June 2014 21:02 (four years ago) Permalink

trying to compensate getting into the shower and I cramped in three places and fell out of the actual fuckin room ffs

leave the web boys alone (darraghmac), Monday, 23 June 2014 21:11 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

back like a fox

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:03 (four years ago) Permalink

well?

Number None, Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:13 (four years ago) Permalink

met a clearance like a right footed Jody morris, 25 yds in a flash.

juggled over marker, caught on upbounce with heel to spin around another man, left foot chip over gk

just the highlights like. the few weeks off sure I'm a new man

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:21 (four years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

ken played v well today

imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 18:11 (four years ago) Permalink

I saved a penalty ffs, ripper too

imago, Sunday, 14 September 2014 18:12 (four years ago) Permalink

the other week i played my first game of fitba in a couple of years. didn't score a goal ffs. missed a tap-in from about a foot out. torres-esque.

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 14 September 2014 22:13 (four years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

ahem

imago, Sunday, 16 November 2014 22:36 (four years ago) Permalink

last kick of an 8-0 win

imago, Sunday, 16 November 2014 22:36 (four years ago) Permalink

six months pass...

four in a row through the keepers legs in a first-to-five game, cos I had to get home early

thoughts you made second posts about (darraghmac), Sunday, 31 May 2015 19:04 (three years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

back like a fox

― is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Thursday, 7 August 2014 22:03 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

irl lol (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 July 2015 20:23 (three years ago) Permalink

eleven months pass...

Im back playing three a week but this thread will remain untroubled .... think the knee injury has robbed me of the magic ;-;

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 July 2016 11:01 (two years ago) Permalink

My knee is so weird. With the aid of a spectacular new knee brace, I played tonight because we were a couple of men down; I thought I'd just make up the numbers. But the brace was awesome! Scored three or four, the best of which was George Weah-esque; picked it up in our area from a defensive corner, and too, it all the way upfield before rolling it under the keeper. In 25 degree heat on AstroTurf, that was quite an effort.

― they all are afflicted with a sickness of existence (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 5 July 2013 18:32 (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Would take a recommendation on the brace tho pls

poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Saturday, 9 July 2016 11:02 (two years ago) Permalink

four months pass...

last night then

hour-long five a side in a game where maybe 3 of our team was lazy or incompetent, vs maybe 1 of their team. they should have scored 35. we changed keeper every two goals. my two stints in goal took up more than half the time. we won that time 11-4. my two stints out of goal were characterised by us conceding almost every shot we faced, and trust me here my outfield play wasn't the issue. to say my keeping was on fire is an understatement. but anyway, as 9pm ticked around the game was actually and miraculously tied at 16-16 after a truly bizarre scoring sequence (5-1 up, 12-6 down, 15-12 up) and the shout NEXT GOAL WINS went up. and friends, I chose THAT moment to do something I hadn't done all evening

I SCORED A GOAL FFS

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Friday, 2 December 2016 14:25 (two years ago) Permalink

(a cool gentle sidefooted half-volley into the near corner past the advancing keeper with my wrong foot)

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Friday, 2 December 2016 14:27 (two years ago) Permalink

kudos

identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Friday, 2 December 2016 16:17 (two years ago) Permalink

wish 5s was more of a thing in stupid canada

harold melvin and the bluetones (jim in vancouver), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:18 (two years ago) Permalink

http://i.imgur.com/30yWKco.jpg

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:22 (two years ago) Permalink

wow how's he going to save that tent

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:29 (two years ago) Permalink

had to shoot from range they were camped in their own half ffs

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:35 (two years ago) Permalink

btw I scored 6 in last week's fives, the novelty is wearing off. guess i'll only mention the screamers from here on out, or the ones that took place on a beach

Dave Plaintive rapper with classical training (imago), Monday, 12 December 2016 22:38 (two years ago) Permalink

I scored four a couple of weeks ago, including the one that got us to 11-9 up after having been 6-0 down very early on. Sadly I also conceded their equaliser at the death.

Scored one tonight, but then completely missed the ball in exactly the same spot later on, under no pressure.

michaellambert, Monday, 12 December 2016 22:40 (two years ago) Permalink

one month passes...

i played the first game with my new work crowd today and rose like a former ulster boys u13 high jump champion at the far post to head home the winner from a corner

it was the winner because the guy marking me hit the back of my head and fucked up his eye worse than the "cut me" scene in rocky and had to be carted off to emergency

#intro

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:19 (one year ago) Permalink

how sharp is your head ffs

the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 23 January 2017 19:30 (one year ago) Permalink

Deems, Wolf of Shrewsbury Road

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 23 January 2017 19:37 (one year ago) Permalink

it was one of those sac full of fluid injuries, flopping down over his eye

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:01 (one year ago) Permalink

done a sweet rendition of keane v overmars on ilm top 77 today

r|t|c, Monday, 23 January 2017 20:04 (one year ago) Permalink

good work

trilby mouth (darraghmac), Monday, 23 January 2017 20:22 (one year ago) Permalink

three months pass...

scored 6 culminating in the robson-kanu goal hmd

imago, Thursday, 27 April 2017 21:01 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

I went to a physio ffs who literally said ffs when I told him I'd been attempting to score goals ffs

D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:00 (one year ago) Permalink

Now I'm not allowed score goals ffs

D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:00 (one year ago) Permalink

seven months pass...

Oh lads

An absolute worldy today, lobbed pass back to me from the corner flag and pearled home into far corner still accelerating in a windmill volley

Was shite besides.

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 January 2018 16:05 (ten months ago) Permalink

just happy to see the lad back out there

imago, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 16:07 (ten months ago) Permalink

I play with a fella who knows an ilxor so my bonafides can now be ascertained independently

Alderweireld Horses (darraghmac), Wednesday, 31 January 2018 16:19 (ten months ago) Permalink

five months pass...

first ever eleven a side goal ffs

repartee is deft (darraghmac), Monday, 9 July 2018 20:14 (five months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

fake take on standing left let bounce a foot to my waiting right, outside of that foot across bamboozled defender fading into corner if u must know

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 July 2018 00:50 (four months ago) Permalink

four weeks pass...

Young Marseille fan was just supposed to kick it once... pic.twitter.com/RryFbymMS6

— Rick Metzroth (@MetzrothESPN) August 26, 2018

calzino, Monday, 27 August 2018 16:24 (three months ago) Permalink

it me

flaneur brayin (darraghmac), Monday, 27 August 2018 16:38 (three months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

have a new monday night game across the road from the flat, mighty.

low goals so i was v happy tonight to flick it over the last defender on the turn and then lob the approaching keeper on the volley

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 8 October 2018 23:30 (two months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

eleventh eleven a side match of the season for yr glorious hero

did not score a goal but set up one of our very few goals of the year, meaning out of a total of....ten team goals ive "been involved in" five

wheres my fuckin opta

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 20:34 (one month ago) Permalink

We talking a rabona cross or...?

Number None, Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:28 (one month ago) Permalink

the rabona cross is actually a running weekly joke in the work five a side.

fellas our age need something to be doing i guess

unproven (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 November 2018 22:29 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

i recruited the minister to our five a side game ffs

old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 17:21 (two weeks ago) Permalink

safe pair of hands

imago, Wednesday, 28 November 2018 17:24 (two weeks ago) Permalink

fair target

old yeller-at-clouds (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 November 2018 17:38 (two weeks ago) Permalink

last minute proper scissor-legged, head flicked, front edge of box into far side netting header from a corner in a real eleven a side to equalise on 90 mins

cant buy a pint tonight lads

puppy bash (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 December 2018 22:18 (six days ago) Permalink


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