TOTTENHAM ARE STILL A BIG CLUB!

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Lock thread forever if they lose in the CL qualification against HB Tórshavn or whoever.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

them losing in qualification to the random european team schteeeve takes over is gonna be joeks.

i know tax evasion and robot dance and eurgh but of all the spurs teams I can remember, this is def. the one i'm ok w/ being (moderately) successful.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:20 (eight years ago) Permalink

For decades the debate has raged about who, Spurs or Man City, are the biggest bottlers. Now we know.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:29 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh I think that debate has only just started tbh.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 21:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

i thought Arsenal ended that debate a while back

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

Arsenal are still a big club.

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

There are two teams in North London.

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 May 2010 22:52 (eight years ago) Permalink

Other big clubs who finish 4th in England: Everton, Newcastle, Leeds.

mierda defensa ... no impedir ... espectador (onimo), Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:15 (eight years ago) Permalink

Bottlers, Matt? Wasn't it just that we were beaten by the better side last night? I don't think the players choked at all - they gave it a right go, but weren't good enough.

Well done, Spurs.

Daniel Giraffe, Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

^ the kind of thing that means I don't hate City, yet

Ismael Klata, Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:22 (eight years ago) Permalink

Bottlers is one of the most overused bits of jargon in football imo but yeah I think Spurs had fourth place for a decent enough chunk of 09-10 for it not to be the issue at hand here

Charged TBH (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

"Bottlers" seems tied in to that weird desire to make out like footballers are morally deficient for not being good enough to win matches sometimes.

I guess so many of Spurs' standouts this season being old hands is belated redemption for the weakness of their digestive tracts during Lasagnegate.

MPx4A, Thursday, 6 May 2010 08:57 (eight years ago) Permalink

Don't think the City players choked, but Mancini's tactics were pretty reserved in the second half.

But tbh either team were good value for CL spot this year ahead of Liverpool and boring boring Villa

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 09:05 (eight years ago) Permalink

"Bottlers" seems tied in to that weird desire to make out like footballers are morally deficient for not being good enough to win matches sometimes.

Yes, and some people accuse footballers of "lacking passion" when they're not up to scratch in a given game (or in general).

Daniel Giraffe, Thursday, 6 May 2010 10:14 (eight years ago) Permalink

Some teams do lack passion. Newcastle last year were, player for player, easily good enough to stay up, they just didn't care enough.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 May 2010 10:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

Adebayor, for both Man City last night (maybe in other games? I dunno) and whenever I saw him last season for Arsenal.

scrappy dyaoo (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 10:18 (eight years ago) Permalink

They looked short of ideas in midfield as well without Ireland. You're not going to get much in the way of incisive passing with De Jong and Barry in there, especially compared to Modric/Huddlestone. There were times when Kolo Toure seemed like their best attacking midfielder.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 May 2010 10:39 (eight years ago) Permalink

The persistent talk of them selling Ireland just confuses ever more after a performance like that, it's true.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:13 (eight years ago) Permalink

Adebayor, for both Man City last night (maybe in other games? I dunno) and whenever I saw him last season for Arsenal.

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Dunno... the guy did get shot at for playing football. He looked like he was kinda getting back to form before that. 'bottlers' to me are more about the Berbatovs and lol Bordeaux this season, when there is really no excuse why supremely talented top of the table types (lol hungover alliteration) just chuck it in for no reason.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

and yeah newcastle a prime example.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:19 (eight years ago) Permalink

Other big clubs who finish 4th in England: Everton, Newcastle, Leeds.

... Arsenal, this year

Football's Flocking Home (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:21 (eight years ago) Permalink

Well lets hope Spurs follow our achievements in being 1 of 3 teams to qualify for the CL every season for a decade.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:24 (eight years ago) Permalink

Adebayor hadn't been shot at while playing out his last 6 months in an Arsenal team that badly needed a leader from the front last season.

Maye those guys were actually gunners, ifyagetme.

Berbatov- another example of Ferguson's tactical shortcomings. Players either work or they don't, and if they don't then it's their fault.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

wait, that picture holds like a million questions...

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

berbatov was supremely talented when Spurs were last as well tbrr

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:32 (eight years ago) Permalink

If Spurs had drawn with Man City and then lost to Burnley, that would have counted as bottling.

Matt DC, Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:33 (eight years ago) Permalink

yep.

if jol had dropped robinson at any stage over 2 years, it wouldn't have been counted as bottling.

not rocket science- when you don't bottle you're not bottling.

beating city, arsenal and chelsea in the last 5 games to seal it is basically anti-jol/bottle stuff.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:47 (eight years ago) Permalink

sam- yeah berbatov was supremely talented when spurs were bottom! don't understand where yer goin with that tbh.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

fergie likes his players to huff and puff, berba was never going to fit in. the only successful stroller of the fergie years was Cantona.

tomofthenest, Thursday, 6 May 2010 11:55 (eight years ago) Permalink

i dunno tbh. not really up to thinking today.

tart w/ a heart (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 6 May 2010 12:48 (eight years ago) Permalink

anyone done a list yet of who else might be in the qualifying pot? i vote martin lol reunion with ajax.

r|t|c, Thursday, 6 May 2010 12:59 (eight years ago) Permalink

vs martin jol in a one-off, vital match?

bring it on. we'll loan them jenas.

Get fourth and multiply (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 May 2010 13:08 (eight years ago) Permalink

two months pass...

even luis fabiano is beginning to believe

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 12:17 (eight years ago) Permalink

Usually that's the sort of thing players say when they're trying to attract Arsenal's interest but hey, we're a Champions League club now.

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 13:27 (eight years ago) Permalink

well, in fairness it's only two weeks since we got not much more that a disdainful sniff from him, but we've gone and got our hair done in a metaphorical sense.

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 13:31 (eight years ago) Permalink

Other way round isn't it?

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 13:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

eh i dunno i'm not really a grease fanatic tbh. but i don't think so. or did they both oh i don't know

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 13:40 (eight years ago) Permalink

Both sing the chorus but it's Danny doing all the chasing.

http://www.mattscdsingles.com/acatalog/gibson%20craig%20one%20that%20i.jpg

The Craig McLachlan & Debbie Gibson version is probably more apt for a not big club.
(also note url mattscdsingles.com almost has a Spurs fan in it)

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Friday, 16 July 2010 13:50 (eight years ago) Permalink

is it too much to ask that the sponsor's blue matches the rest of the kit?

mizzell, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:34 (eight years ago) Permalink

Is it just his shorts that come with the knee bandage or do they all get them?

embrace the flopping? no thanks (onimo), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:35 (eight years ago) Permalink

oh dear

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

not feeling it :/

Just what is she studying? ABSLOLUTE STUPIDITY? (DJ Mencap), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:36 (eight years ago) Permalink

could grow on me, it's kinda german club team in style.

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

No you don't understand, Ledley's injury has got so bad he's got a job in a leisure centre.

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

Or maybe as a holiday rep.

Matt DC, Friday, 16 July 2010 14:38 (eight years ago) Permalink

shorts mightn't be helping but is top half don't fit on his bottom alf proper

Everytime I hit 'submit post' the internet gets dumber (darraghmac), Friday, 16 July 2010 14:41 (eight years ago) Permalink

He was France’s best player by a mile in the Euro 2016 final at CM, more or less, and talked up by the Telegraph at the time as ‘a successor to Yaya Toure as the Premier League’s most complete central midfielder’ but I guess Dembele and Wanyama’s excellent season after he joined meant he was shunted out right.

ShariVari, Thursday, 29 November 2018 11:08 (two months ago) Permalink

He's always been able to summon the occasional monster performance. First couple of months at Newcastle people were talking about him as the signing of the season. I'm sceptical that he's going to start delivering it on a consistent basis at this point in his career though

Number None, Thursday, 29 November 2018 13:37 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

they should have two off already obv

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 19:50 (one month ago) Permalink

alli letting us down badly until that amazing pass

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 20:07 (one month ago) Permalink

Lucas uh got the uh ball there first ref

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 20:19 (one month ago) Permalink

LOL the Arsenal, doubly hilarious given how desperate the media is for their revival.

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 21:53 (one month ago) Permalink

That was fun. Dele the best kind of cunt tonight.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 19 December 2018 22:14 (one month ago) Permalink

yesssss

gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 22:25 (one month ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

https://statsbomb.com/2019/01/tottenhams-january-shopping-list/

This is excellent.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2019 08:11 (one month ago) Permalink

ooo lovely

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 09:01 (one month ago) Permalink

love to read some new names. skipp has looked decent so far in a CM/DM sort of role and seems a likely option.

ogmor, Friday, 11 January 2019 09:46 (one month ago) Permalink

Probably the best argument for signing a proper defensive midfielder as soon as possible is that we're significantly constraining Winks' development as a playmaker. I thin whoever plays on Sunday is likely to have a very difficult game against a resurgent Pogba though - although I've never seen him have a good game against us.

Matt DC, Friday, 11 January 2019 09:48 (one month ago) Permalink

just change your name to harry jinx ffs

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 10:27 (one month ago) Permalink

skipp seems like a not-quite-as-good winks but appreciate both are as matt says probably developing without the platform of a support player beside them

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 10:27 (one month ago) Permalink

obv skipp some years younger than winks when he debuted too

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 11 January 2019 10:28 (one month ago) Permalink

so much goes play has been going through pogba lately. the united midfield is still yet to be fully realised so mb it cld all be snuffed out quick but there are a lot of threats there and chief among them poggers the hard-to-mark long-legged marauding menace

ogmor, Friday, 11 January 2019 10:36 (one month ago) Permalink

Tottenham have planned a "top-level meeting" to discuss how to deal with Kane's absence over the next couple of months. Loan signings are being considered, as well as the potential promotion of 16-year-old academy striker Troy Parrott.

No pressure Troy

groovypanda, Thursday, 17 January 2019 09:51 (one month ago) Permalink

Troy Parrott, Harry Winks, Oliver Skipp. I have to commend the Tottenham policy of only developing young players with entertaining names.

Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:11 (one month ago) Permalink

my client skipp can kick a ball very far away

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:15 (one month ago) Permalink

Yeah, yeah, whatever, does he prefer Oliver and Olly? Either way, we've very excited about his name.

Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:16 (one month ago) Permalink

anyway

i am calm. the flower opens in its own time.

troy parrott may not be an adequate replacement this week for harry kane, but a fortnight of poch magic and it'll be lol arry oo

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:17 (one month ago) Permalink

llorente will score a goal a game in february

vinny janssen GOAT for ten games

whatever. energia universale finds its way.

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 January 2019 10:18 (one month ago) Permalink

Fucksake

🇰🇷 South Korea 2-1 Bahrain 🇧🇭

Sonny progresses to the quarter-finals 👏#AsianCup2019 pic.twitter.com/uTVKllsLf4

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) January 22, 2019

groovypanda, Tuesday, 22 January 2019 15:59 (three weeks ago) Permalink

rushed home in time to see dier do that

topical mlady (darraghmac), Thursday, 24 January 2019 21:49 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Korea trailing Qatar 1-0 with nine minutes to go. Fingers crossed.

ShariVari, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:39 (three weeks ago) Permalink

We are all Qataris now.

Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2019 14:59 (three weeks ago) Permalink

He's coming home

groovypanda, Friday, 25 January 2019 15:58 (three weeks ago) Permalink

The prodigal Son returns!

Matt DC, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:25 (three weeks ago) Permalink

yesss

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:28 (three weeks ago) Permalink

are Qatar good now? Assume they've gotten a few ringers in

Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:33 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Their top player and leading goalscorer:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sebasti%C3%A1n_Soria

He has been playing for them since 2007 tbf.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:48 (three weeks ago) Permalink

They have less ringers than many European national squads tbh.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:54 (three weeks ago) Permalink

True. Let he who is without sin...

Number None, Friday, 25 January 2019 16:55 (three weeks ago) Permalink

was gonna say!

topical mlady (darraghmac), Friday, 25 January 2019 16:56 (three weeks ago) Permalink

fuck these personality vacuum idiots

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:35 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Two FBs, three and a half CBs and defending like this.

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:37 (three weeks ago) Permalink

every one of these men is a professional footballer what a pack of bad old days cunts

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:39 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Hahahaha

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:45 (three weeks ago) Permalink

never in doubt

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:45 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Match-fixing levels of incompetence here.

ShariVari, Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:46 (three weeks ago) Permalink

trippier is the embodiment of joe harts brittle guts

a word for the bein commentary the worst i ever heard

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:47 (three weeks ago) Permalink

think scraping a Europa place probably a higher priority than losing to Chelsea or United in the semi tbf

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 27 January 2019 16:49 (three weeks ago) Permalink

i wonder if man utd manager elect poch has spotted that kane or son arent out there to bail out his preferred method of stodgeball from centre back to dier

poch out

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:03 (three weeks ago) Permalink

a word for the bein commentary the worst i ever heard

Jonathan Pearce ranting about Sanchez not understanding the significance of the cup/playing a team from London

Number None, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:11 (three weeks ago) Permalink

IS THIS THE END OF POCHETTINO AT TOTTENHAM he screamed at one stage

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:12 (three weeks ago) Permalink

this from trippier is the single worst performance ive seen from a player since

hmmm

gary doherty, maybe anthony gardner

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:13 (three weeks ago) Permalink

that ahould be a pen

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:15 (three weeks ago) Permalink

nah it was outside

Number None, Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:15 (three weeks ago) Permalink

like it even matters tbf

david waster phallus (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2019 17:15 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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