48 Crash - FIFA World Cup 2026

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Of course we'll need a thread.

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:14 (five days ago)

Such a bleak World Cup but I'm still p excited for it just because it's the World Cup.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:20 (five days ago)

that about sums it up. can't even pretend i'm gonna tune it out.

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:24 (five days ago)

the level of "greetings fellow soccer fans" hype from advertisers and TV stations feels extra cringe this year but maybe that's just me

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:26 (five days ago)

Yeah it's all p weird. I wish there more daytime games also, obviously that's more a gripe with football rather than every other bad thing.

Games I'm particularly looking forward to in group phase are Ecuador Germany and Scotland Brazil. Scotland Brazil feels so set up for "a famous night" for Scotland.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:36 (five days ago)

i don't remember the schedule being so bad in previous USA and Mexico tournaments, I assume this is another innovation of the moneyball era but maybe my memory's just shit. gonna miss a lot of group games which makes me v sad

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:44 (five days ago)

https://i2-prod.dailyrecord.co.uk/article37218975.ece/ALTERNATES/s1200c/0_IRN-BRU-are-set-to-reveal-a-completed-John-McGinn-mural-in-the-coming-daysjpeg.jpg

HE'S READY

to come home at the end of the group stage and get a good rest and a productive pre-season

haha naw but there'll be a lot of folk watching them with great interest and hopefully they can give em something to cheer about

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:44 (five days ago)

This was the thread

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=1078909029&threadid=116760

Probably good not to use it as it has that awful fucking song at the top, however idk maybe listening to that awful fucking song will get us all in the correct mood.

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:48 (five days ago)

i made a conscious decision to start with a clean slate

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:49 (five days ago)

If only we could do the same for the world cup

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2026 18:53 (five days ago)

It is once again v hard not to think Spain will go all the way. But Argentina to retain may be just as likely. Surely it's time for France to really fuck up again.

Definitely gonna be a bit weird waking up in the morning and checking what happened overnight but also a bit of a relief now it's this big.

Harder than usual to predict a surprise pacakage too - too many contenders and permutations.

Love the idea of Mexico winning not just one knockout game (unless it's v England tho would still rather go out to them than anyone else). Just beating a team of the same or better quality in the knockout would be momentous.

USA look pretty chaotic but the potential to surpass expectations is there.

nashwan, Sunday, 7 June 2026 19:45 (five days ago)

https://i.postimg.cc/dVPX26Lq/IMG-0746.jpg

He’s ready (pending outcome of an MRI).

Although they have no midfield, I think Brazil could do ok this time.

Türkiye could have a good run. Mexico v South Africa has potential to be a great opener.

ShariVari, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:12 (five days ago)

Not expecting it to be as even as their 2010 opener really but will admit I'm probably under-rating all the African sides (tho on their current form Panama could beat Ghana) and will be glad to be wrong.

nashwan, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:19 (five days ago)

I got Curaçao and Tunisia in the work sweepstake

Sgt. Biscuits, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:26 (five days ago)

I have invested a choice £20 on an accumulator on all the games against teams like Qatar, Curacao and New Zealand that could earn me a couple grand. Of course upsets happen but some of the disparities in quality seem massive.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 7 June 2026 21:47 (five days ago)

one of the best bits of a World Cup is when those disparities suddenly evaporate tbh

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 June 2026 22:01 (five days ago)

New Zealand were the only unbeaten team at the World Cup in 2010, iirc!

ShariVari, Sunday, 7 June 2026 22:57 (five days ago)

Kinda want Iran to spank them ngl

nashwan, Sunday, 7 June 2026 23:00 (five days ago)

haha naw but there'll be a lot of folk watching them with great interest and hopefully they can give em something to cheer about

Any team that brings Hanley, Souttar, McKenna and Ralston to a World Cup is on a hiding to nothing.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2026 06:46 (four days ago)

Kind of want to see chaos on par with the French Open men's tennis championships. We are surely guaranteed that in the US, but also what the heat (or heavy rains?!) will bring to the competition.

Must be awesome if your country is playing in Canada (or especially) Mexico.

And yeah like many I am sad not to be able to watch every single game.

Really want to see a new winner.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:20 (four days ago)

Reading some of the previews.

In The Guardian there is this weird bit on "What to expect from Fans" and reads stupid

What to expect from the fans
Czech supporters are unlikely to travel in big numbers in the same way as, say, England, Argentina or Mexico, but those who do are usually passionate, loud and heavily beer-fuelled (but not in a violent way). They traditionally sing simple chants such as “Cesi do toho!” (“Come on, Czechs!”) and create a friendly atmosphere mixed with self-deprecation and dark humour. Violence is very rare around the national team compared with club football. Just reaching the World Cup was worthy of heavy celebration and not many fans will have the financial resources to travel to the US and Mexico. The ones who make it, though, will not be quiet.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:41 (four days ago)

I was in Prague during the 2004 Euros (where they were briefly favourites) and this does not ring true at all, sadly the national team shared the support of the racist skinheads with Sparta.

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 June 2026 12:51 (four days ago)

Relationship with the US/Trump
In his first term as president, Trump often talked about Korea. His pursuit of a Nobel peace prize made him surprisingly amicable toward the then-leaders of the North and South, earning him a peculiar brand of popularity in Seoul. His second term, however, has struck a different chord. A public once intrigued is now fatigued by a tenure defined by tariffs and erratic foreign policy. Reports suggesting his administration pushed for Italy to replace Iran in the World Cup have only cemented his image as a reckless disruptor in the eyes of the Korean public

There is also this bit where every country's relationship with the Trump admin is evaluated.

xp yeah I am sure there will be many funniest/inaccuracies

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:53 (four days ago)

Iraqi footballer Aymen Hussein issued a statement after being detained and questioned for seven hours upon entering the United States:

“If America is so hostile towards foreign nationals, why is it hosting the #2026WorldCup?”

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 15:09 (four days ago)

move all the US-based games to Canada and Mexico imo

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2026 15:53 (four days ago)

If the US had an ok team and it's performance could impact in the polls the government might have engineered a win.

The USA have blocked the Somali Referee Omar Artan from entering the USA, the Referee who is rated the best in Africa was blocked at entry, so he got the Somalian embassy to give him a Diplomatic Passport.

But the USA still refuses to let him in.

The USA need to be disqualified pic.twitter.com/GFjX2I4vLu

— BladeoftheSun (@BladeoftheS) June 8, 2026

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 19:07 (four days ago)

https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/7340272/2026/06/07/kansas-city-shooting-england-world-cup-base/

Sorry this is the US Pol thread until we start kicking a ball about

xyzzzz__, Monday, 8 June 2026 19:12 (four days ago)

BREAKING: Spain football star Yamal may not be at start of Spain’s World Cup match due to US Visa issues.

Natanyahu has personally requested for Yamal not to be allowed into the US 🇺🇸 as he was seen holding Palestinian flag 🇵🇸 during a celebration. pic.twitter.com/ZIWT8RXARS

— HODAN HOMES (@HodanHomes) June 9, 2026

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 12:48 (three days ago)

Hopefully it's bollocks

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 12:51 (three days ago)

That can't be true.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:05 (three days ago)

think he's got an injury for first two games
presume he's in USA already tho?

nxd, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:40 (three days ago)

It's a spoof, come on

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 13:43 (three days ago)

What has happened at the #2026WorldCup over the last 48 hours:

• Swiss footballer Embolo's visa was put under review and he was only able to join his team days later.

• Iraqi national team player Aymen Hussein was held for questioning for nearly 7 hours upon entering the United States.

• The Iranian national team spent days dealing with visa procedures at the U.S. Consulate in Türkiye. The U.S. only allowed them entry on match days. Fifteen members of the delegation were denied visas.

• Omar Abdulkadir Artan, named CAF's Best African Referee of 2025, was denied a visa. Despite travelling to the U.S. with a diplomatic passport, he was refused entry and sent back. FIFA announced that he will not be able to officiate at the tournament.

• The South African national team arrived in the United States much later than planned because part of the delegation was not granted visas.

• Members of the Senegal national team staff were forced to remove their shoes and subjected to lengthy searches, sparking accusations of racism.

• The Uzbekistan national team was searched with bomb-sniffing dogs and the footage went viral in international media.

• Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure.

• Many supporters who had already bought tickets and booked accommodation had their visa applications rejected, resulting in financial losses.

This is a little summary.

Any foreigner has to be crazy to travel to the US under any circumstances unless there's some critical personal issue, and the WC wouldn't fall under that.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:20 (three days ago)

i'm sure FIFA will take strong action

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:26 (three days ago)

Some Scottish supporters, despite being eligible to enter the U.S. visa-free under the ESTA programme, had their travel authorisations revoked just days before departure.

What's this all about though?

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:46 (three days ago)

wondering if it's a social media history check thing

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 16:53 (three days ago)

https://www.readthemaple.com/canada-silent-as-american-authorities-throw-world-cup-into-chaos/

Canada, one of the tournament co-hosts, has not issued any official statement regarding the latest interruptions.

In April, Canadian border staff turned away Iranian footballing officials, forcing them to miss the pre-tournament FIFA Congress in Vancouver. Palestinian football officials also had difficulties obtaining Canadian visas for the conference.

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 19:45 (three days ago)

I mean, Amnesty International is warning people not to travel to the US

The Immortal Bird of Avon (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 9 June 2026 20:16 (three days ago)

bbc is ready

Who will win the 2026 World Cup? Total votes

France (9): Scott Brown, Gael Clichy, Rachel Corsie, Olivier Giroud, Danny Murphy, Paul Robinson, Tony Pulis, Alan Shearer & Chris Sutton

England (7): Thomas Frank, Joe Hart, Steph Houghton, Martin Keown, Wayne Rooney, Sue Smith & Ellen White

Spain (1): Micah Richards

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:46 (two days ago)

Expert opinions there.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:47 (two days ago)

Joe Hart: England. But I am not actually that bothered whether I am right or wrong. I just like to back my people and I want England to do it.

we are paying for this guy to say this stuff.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:50 (two days ago)

He's breaking down the facade of BBC impartiality

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:52 (two days ago)

does anyone here think england will win it?

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:55 (two days ago)

who is our joe hart?

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 06:55 (two days ago)

That'll be me. Scotland will win the World Cup.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:03 (two days ago)

You'll really shake them up when you win the World Cup

Roy Ouroboroson (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:06 (two days ago)

Scotland is the greatest football team so QED.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:13 (two days ago)

there's been some weird journalism from the BBC the last few days as football reporters are apparently discovering for the first time that

- football is a team sport
- you can only have 11 people in a team at the same time

pundits explaining this to their audience like they've discovered some arcane and puzzling mystery

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 June 2026 07:24 (two days ago)

The coverage is so patronising, like I feel they deeply underestimate the knowledge and intelligence of their audience, even accepting that it's a wide range of people and interest levels.

LocalGarda, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 09:00 (two days ago)

weren't you complaining about them doing exactly that more than a decade ago when you were an insider, this is just what they've been for ages

imago, Wednesday, 10 June 2026 09:10 (two days ago)

feels flat, off

Sgt. Biscuits, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:02 (yesterday)

Appears to be a total lack of atmosphere at this game too.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:02 (yesterday)

(xp)

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:02 (yesterday)

Prop bettors cashing in those +20000 long shots today

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:03 (yesterday)

do clears really seem to go 10-15% further faster in mex city

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:03 (yesterday)

must be lack of atmosphere

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:03 (yesterday)

Think i might have to give the 3am kickoff a miss

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:04 (yesterday)

Funny because you'd have thought opening in Mexico with Mexico would have set the gold standard for atmosphere. It's all downhill from here

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:04 (yesterday)

get you all back here at 3am for s.korea v czech republic

||||||||, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:04 (yesterday)

Might have to boycott this tournament now

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:05 (yesterday)

I imagine the fact that no-one but rich people can afford to watch Mexico's games doesn't help.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:06 (yesterday)

Czechia for the dour draw

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:06 (yesterday)

Korea will nick a win I think/hope

nashwan, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:07 (yesterday)

The cat woke me up at 3am yesterday so if he does it again I will remember to switch the telly on

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:09 (yesterday)

Trying to work out what the nadir will be, atmosphere-wise. Got to take into account hot weather, difficult-to-reach stadiums, both sets of fans facing travel difficulties with USA visas, etc.

At a glance, Jordan vs Algeria at Levi's Stadium, Santa Clara on June 22nd looks particularly grim.

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:10 (yesterday)

Y'all gotta be more positive, everyone was nervous in the opener.

Feel like the cobwebs will be shaken off enough for us to see 4, maybe 5 reds in the next one

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:10 (yesterday)

that second red on RSA was pretty soft I thought. weird match

k3vin k., Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:10 (yesterday)

it looked soft but he did slap him round the head

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:11 (yesterday)

You just got CONCACAFed

Looking forward to more of this but it's too bad we only have Panama and no Costa Rica or Honduras around for it

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:12 (yesterday)

xppp yeah first matches in the group stage always throws up some low excitement stuff, love it

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:12 (yesterday)

They're always sensitive about possible intentional contact to head, but if that was a red, most MLS matches would finish 8 v 7

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:13 (yesterday)

it looked soft but he did slap him round the head

30 years ago a child would slap him round the head.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:15 (yesterday)

Might start a separate "Pougatch must die" thread

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:16 (yesterday)

Key differences between the last time we hosted the Cup, we didn't even have a first division league, though we did have a Constitution

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:16 (yesterday)

I don't remember any 3 in the morning our time kickoffs in 94

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:17 (yesterday)

"Jordan vs Algeria at Levi's Stadium"

Gonna enjoy finding out what American stadiums are called.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:18 (yesterday)

one thing i remember from 94 is a US entrepreneur who was planning to make several changes to the game to get more interest in the sport, including marked zones so you got one point for a goal from the box up to four points for a goal from over the halfway line

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:20 (yesterday)

That's kinda what Major League Soccer was in its fledging years.

No draws (everything went to PKs), clock counted down, and points were awarded based on some weird formula based on wins plus goals scored

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:22 (yesterday)

xxp apparently the 49ers play there now, it's a replacement for candlestick park

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:23 (yesterday)

Xpost Though the PKs weren't from the spot, they were like hockey penalties.

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:24 (yesterday)

One of the stadiums is called America First stadium but thank God it's not a host stadium

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:25 (yesterday)

Not MAGA themed, it's named for a credit union formed in 1939

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:26 (yesterday)

Funniest one I can see is Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens

Here is the mentioned donkey, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:26 (yesterday)

Funniest thing is there are a bunch of footie-specific stadiums in America because Don Garber requires most MLS teams build them to get a franchise, but most of them only hold 20,000 - 30,000, so most of the stadiums hosting games in the US are American football stadiums that don't actually have association football teams playing in them (Atlanta one exception)

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:33 (yesterday)

The good thing about a 5 hour gap between matches is now we have ample time to pore over the amazing highlights of that first match

If your ass is a Bible, 213 will regulate (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:37 (yesterday)

there's a lot of Amapiano-centred banter on Twitter right now :D

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 11 June 2026 21:42 (yesterday)

Guadalajara crowds seems pro-Korea overall

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 12 June 2026 02:31 (nine hours ago)

ha all of peacocks usa copa is in spanish which is good for me but…man i am there for this aspect of coverage in eeuu

just what is it that you think the "ilxor algorithm" directs? (Hunt3r), Friday, 12 June 2026 02:59 (nine hours ago)

whoa Korea

frogbs, Friday, 12 June 2026 03:40 (eight hours ago)

Two Wolves scorers on the first day, I'm guessing that's a first lol

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 05:12 (seven hours ago)

Winning goal by a Brendan Rodgers' reject.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Friday, 12 June 2026 06:31 (five hours ago)

Looked like a good game

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 June 2026 09:16 (three hours ago)

real heads* were up for it. south korea were tasty going forward but very vulnerable at the back. CR seemed like a bunch of haramball hoofers

(those with work-related anxiety and insomnia)

||||||||, Friday, 12 June 2026 09:55 (two hours ago)

Yeah just watched the highlights and lol @ that Czech goal.

Good going forward (such a cool finish for the 1st goal) but they will be undone by the defense.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 June 2026 10:10 (two hours ago)

That's SK ^

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These are some tasty games over the next few days, that I can watch.

13th Brazil Morocco 11pm
14th Netherlands Japan 9pm
15th Ivory Coast Ecuador 12am
16th France Senegal 8pm
17th England Croatia 9pm

xyzzzz__, Friday, 12 June 2026 10:31 (one hour ago)

CR seemed like a bunch of haramball hoofers

those haramball hoofers couldve been us *cry emoji*

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Friday, 12 June 2026 10:45 (one hour ago)

Might take ceremonial shrooms before rooting for Paraguay at 2 in the morning god bless the weekend

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 11:32 (forty-eight minutes ago)

Not even sure I'm going to stay up to watch Scotland's first appearance at a World Cup finals since 1998 tbh.

Tom D, focussed with getting on with the job (Tom D.), Friday, 12 June 2026 11:34 (forty-six minutes ago)

Planning to watch that one, also the weekend

99 gram lychee (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 June 2026 11:36 (forty-five minutes ago)

Just getting up whenever Sunday AM and watching the entire match on catch-up without spoilers is my plan.

nashwan, Friday, 12 June 2026 11:49 (thirty-one minutes ago)


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