Shit Noddy teams on Quest: EFL and beyond 21/22

Grant McCann might be in next, a very jolly fellow in comparison to Adams, perhaps!

Benito Carbone has applied for the Bradford City job.

The 50-year-old Italian – most recently assistant coach for the Azerbaijan national team – has told the club he is interested in replacing Derek Adams.

lol them days when he was being paid 40 grand a week and living rent free in a spare mansion Geoffrey Richmond owned must seem like it was all a dream to some older Bradford City fans.

another one of my beefs with Bradford is that during their short lived prem era they were putting season ticket adverts in parts of the Heavy Woollen District that were always split between Hudds/Leeds. They thought they were bigger than NATO.

it was fun listening to the sky commentary spend the first half hour of the match wanking over and raving about how unstoppable Fulham are while we made them look quite stoppable and took a 2-0 lead. One of them a soft penalty, but perhaps a bit of payback to that cheating thug Mitrovic. If we had an ordinary keeper this probably would have been a draw at best. But even the Fulham commentary guy was saying that Nicholls is probably the best keeper in the championship he's seen by miles. Not bad for a freebie who couldn't even get a game at MK Franchise last season.

unbeaten since NOVEMBER?! christ. corberan for leeds ;)

he's probably actually better than Bielsa because he's stopped off that murderball nonsense in training that he imported here from L**ds, that was probably the main cause of our injury crisis last season. There are already rumours they want Corberan in next and who can blame them, he took on a very hard job and so far, after a difficult first season has overachieved without having fuck all money to spend!

Huddersfield fans singing “he’s fallen asleep how shit must you be” after a person working on new stand fell asleep#HTAFC pic.twitter.com/Mo8d8NsHJc

— The Away Ends (@_theawayends) February 19, 2022

chef's kiss

Yeah, really good. Not unreasonable to grab a quick snooze at Craven Cottage, mind.

Shit noddy teams on YouTube: Exeter u23 vs Wolves u23 on live right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgZCh8a_rHI

(we're already out of this competition so it's a dead rubber)

Steven Bull! Robert Plant! Kenny Hibbitt! Stan Cullis! Bob out of Shrag! Derek Dougan! Kevin Rowland. KEVIN ROWLAND!!! Your boys took a hell of a narrow defeat in a dead rubber that was probably quite handy as a run-out for some of our players!

damn i missed it

The main enjoyment was Hednesford Town's ground TBH. Up the Pitmen!

Oh and some Wolves fans giving it the oooooooooOOOOOOOOOH! YOU'RE SHIT AAAAAARGH! at our child goalie was funny.

(NB this is not football knowledge, they just had a banner that said "Up the Pitmen!")

the pit near Hednesford has been a long time shut now

there's a museum tho tbf

not 90+ this time but coventrys commitment to last minute gosk

goals*
this season is ridiculous

almost spelt gyökeres with that typo

What if Nate Silver but for English football and no irritating thinkpieces?

http://www.probs4.club

(Use of comic sans these days is more often an indicator of something good rather than the opposite IMO)

Good link ty, a good link for a grim old season

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-60523752

Birmingham City Football Club will revert to its original name of the Small Heath Alliance for one match by order of the Peaky Blinders.

it's possible that i am biased but seriously is there a more contemptible bunch of cunts

oh god

do they have Millwall coming up soon, do it then imo, no police within 3km of the ground

small heath mentality

"This club's been in the Premier League for 13 years out of the last 20," Bruce added. "With that there comes pressure.

on Monday we have a chance to go to the fa cup quarter final against Liverpool and then next the world famous Baggies on Friday, which is as good as a cup final according to Bruce.

It would be really petty of me to enjoy Bruce fucking the Boggies OH GOD I CAN'T HELP IT I LOVE IT ITS FUCKING HILARIOUS

Seriously that 13 years is a surprise who remembers anything they did in the Prem apart from finally getting rid of Big Mick for us

I hadn't been paying much attention to them other than having a vague memory of them in the top two a few months back and then them quite dramatically falling off. What's gone wrong here I wondered. Ah I see, the Spruce Bruce landed on them!

It seems like they did the same as we did on the prem - pissed away money on dud signings with rotten attitudes and got relegated. Lol they are still paying us for Karlan Grant, who felt like he was destined for greater things than Hudds. He's odds on to score against us on Friday though, that is certain.

Twitter West Brom is having a collective fit, clinging on to that 5-1 against the Wolves as the only good memory some of them will ever have in their lives. a decade in the Champo should be good for restoring a sense of reality

I feel the same sentiment towards L**ds Utd fans, even if it means them going down would include the displeasing result of Burnley staying up. Another decade in the champo slugging it out against Barnsley and Luton is just the medicine they need. In fact scratch Luton, they are serious playoff contenders and could be above them next season!

now Bielsa's gone i can get back to unreservedly hating them again, it's complicated tho, have a few Leeds mates

I could have told you a long, long time ago that Karlan Grant wouldn't make it in the Premiership

our free transfer Danny Ward now has just as many goals as Grant in the champo, who we sold for £15m. He's not as clinical a finisher as Grant but he's a very unselfish hard working player and his hold up play is exceptional these days. Grant is one of them strikers who contributes next to nothing in games where they don't score.

boing boing

lol at their keeper

a great week for current and former Boggies goalies

omg I thought Andy Carroll was at somewhere like Bishop's Stortford these days!

ah fuck I cursed it!

bullshit pen

What's a cow's favourite football team?

Uddersfield Town

not bovine moonich?

some ledge end dairy punning

He's ready.

https://i2-prod.lancs.live/incoming/article23456235.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/0_GettyImages-1338301690.jpg

https://www.lancs.live/sport/football/football-news/phil-brown-manager-barrow-preston-23456254

That is a very 'ageing prog rock star' photo

It looks like Dave Grohl dressed as Austin Powers to me.

both of those people are prog rock as hell though :D

Haha I wasn't disagreeing with you!

It looks like Dave Grohl dressed as Austin Powers to me.

Apologies calz if you're legal again but we're watching the game in the pub and it's come on City