Rennes against Boys: the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2020/2021 thread

Someone had to

United have seemed comfortable.

The second half of Zenit vs Bruges was absolutely wild.

this is the PSG we know and love, but Utd have been really solid

Telles has an unbelievable cross on him. Hopefully our lads will learn how to attack them eventually

Lovely header from Martial.

Ah fuck off

Bizarre

I actually cannot fault that performance

Not even the kit?

The kit's grown on me

Bless Eder and his ability to score once in thirty matches, but only in big games.

Real are two nil down

Lol, three.

Against the Shakhtar b-team as well!

Great goal from Modric. If Shakhtar sit back, there’s no way they’re holding this lead.

Vinicius scores three seconds after coming on.

this is the sort of predictable fascist parade that they specialise in

it'll finish 6-3

VAR comes good at last.

Good draw for Lokomitiv.

oh excellent, my jinxes never work usually

Szoboszlai is so good. Traore at Ajax looks excellent too - only one goal so far today, he scored five at the weekend.

The five at the weekend was amateur hour tbf

Madrid 2-0 down, you love to see it.. again!

Madrid level!

I was thinking the fake crowd noise at the Chelsea game was unusually good

then I realised there are actual fans in the stands

Morata has had three goals disallowed through VAR.

Rashford for PM

Hat trick!

Joao Felix looks excellent this season. Consistently the biggest threat Atleti have.

Looking forward to seeing how Gomez and Williams handle Zapata, Muriel and the other Gomez later.

Jota with two brilliant finishes.

Five nil, Jota hat trick. This is hugely impressive counter attacking.

The bittersweetness of enjoying Jota's rise won't stop, but I am pleased for the cunt

Surely a bit more sweet than bitter in that it's clearly a transfer that everybody benefits from

Every time he scores I assume it ups the fee and he clearly wasn't in Nuno's plans so yeah it is more sweet than bitter but he's killing it, which is great, but obvi sigh

I mean basically he's a good lad so god speed

He looks like he's been playing for us for years

“Jamie, you couldn’t even name top five women’s players so don’t tell me you watched me play.”@AlexScott did not hold back on @Carra23 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VJgvi7xyiY

— Champions League on CBS Sports (@UCLonCBSSports) November 4, 2020

United turned over by Erdogan’s boys.

Atrocious performance again

A loss to Everton and I think/hope Ole is gone

Madrid currently losing to Donetsk again. As it stands, they’re third, level on points with Shakhtar. Depending on how the other game tonight goes, Shakhtar could potentially be playing an already eliminated Inter last.

RBS vs Lokomotiv has been great fun.

Lokomotiv penalty, brawl, Salzburg goal in two minutes.

lol, 2-0 Shakhtar.

i don’t understand how they took the tying goal off the board in the inter match... like i literally don’t get it

Embolo was fractionally offside, which usually wouldn’t matter as he didn’t touch the ball, but he was blocking the vision of the goalkeeper so was considered ’active’.

ah ok. seems like a crazy subjective rule. somehow the VAR toothpaste needs to be put back in the tube

sadly it's here to ruin football forever now

That Inter shirt is fucked up

Some game this in leipzig

Jesus keeper

Yep, straight down the middle.

tbh, you could have been talking about either keeper though.

0 goals in 3 finals

Shut up, Owen.

Great episode of Stadio about the shit outside the stadium last night: https://open.spotify.com/episode/1rOApkyvOobmKYmL7WbZza?si=88a1547b76ce4c2a

(can't find a way to link that isn't Spotify)

Liverpool getting a chasing so far, they look shite

Very harsh pen

Weird they let him take it. Great entertainment so far!

3-0 before half time. Gomez nowhere near this level. The Georgian kid for Napoli looks electric

Kvaratskhelia

KLOLpp out

4-0. They need Tuchel to sort this defence out

more puke football from Spurs

I’ve honestly never seen a Spurs side with less ability to put three passes together and I remember the George Graham era. They deserve nothing out of this campaign.

Never in doubt.

Pretty impressive to qualify top of your group having, across the six games, led for a total of 75 minutes.

Yikes, Liverpool.

getting battered by 3 goals at home to real - couldn’t be my team

joe gomez disaster class

5 goals for Haaland with half an hour to go.

... oh hold on, he's been subsituted. I'm sure he was delighted by that.

I'm playing a game where I hack off a finger every time Darren Fletchers mispronounces 'Benzymar' and I'm finding it a bit hard to type lads

his grandad is from the island so that works out quite well narratively

I've just realized the CL Final is on Sky or BT Sports or some channel I don't have and also just realized I can't be bothered to find another way of watching it, let alone go to a pub to watch it. Changed days!

Yes tho if you cba it's free on BT Sport's YouTube as the other two UEFA finals were

OK I'll probably watch it then! Even though the inevitability of Mon(che)ster City winning has sapped my will to live.

not inevitable imo theres a sting in this inter side

Whoever decided Steven Gerrard and Joleon Lescott would make a good pair of summarizers for a Champions League final needs sacking.

Lukaku to score the winner would be pretty great ngl

shocking decision great tackle

ref sweating for city here tbh

Lukaku blocking the equaliser is pretty lol ngl

1-0 City from Rodri knocking a ball back in from the edge of the box is the most crushingly obvious way for this to go

xp otm

hes a lot of things but light on his feet he aint

fuck me lads thats the chance the whole inter game was based around

lukaku you embarrassment

Cunts.

maybe Pep will fuck off out of the EPL now he's won the big one? ah who am I kidding

Imagine a football boot stamping on a human face - forever.

Man City are just a fucking player warehouse

I was hoping Lukaku would get an equaliser but unfortunately he's an oaf

putting the l onto oaf

drunk Man City fan on the radio now getting outraged at accusations they've got money to burn

Idgi Darragh

loaf
2 of 2
verb
loafed; loafing; loafs

intransitive verb
: to spend time in idleness

Bit drunk thought it was a capital i

Ioaf
Oafi
Oiaf

it works on 2 levels since he earned the L tonite

This Scott Carson thing has almost made all of this worthwhile.

it works on 2 levels since he earned the L tonite

― two grills one tap (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2023 22:59 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

three because he hasnt been avoiding carbs neither

lol

this Utd team just continues to give

at least we won't be in the Europa now