Footballers you hate

The nazi-rape quip is not mine btw, it is some Scottish coach who used it against le saux.

yeah i was going to mention Le Saux but hate is a strong word

“I paid a visit to David Bentley’s room,” writes Bullard, describing an evening on England duty when he was hungry after hours.

“Bents was a great lad. The bloke is an absolute wrong ’un, make no mistake about that, but a lot of fun nonetheless. He was always laughing and I mean, always laughing.

“I knocked on Bentley’s door which he immediately opened and he burst out laughing: ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’

“‘Bents,’ I said, ‘I haven’t even said anything.’

“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’

“‘Listen Bents, I’m starving. I’ve got to eat something.’

“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funny you should say that. So am I.’

“‘How can we eat something?’ I asked him.

“‘Leave it to me,’ he said as he called a mate of his.

“Within half an hour, there was a knock at the door and Bentley’s mate was standing there with a large McDonald’s brown paper bag full of Big Macs and chips. You f***ing beauty!

“Bentley was also my partner in crime when it came to taking the p*** out of Mr Capello. I remember looking at the gaffer on my first day and thinking, ‘I can’t believe how much he looks like Postman Pat; it’s him!’

“Bentley obviously loved it — ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’ — and when we were on the team coach, we sat at the back and started singing the Postman Pat theme tune.

“A few of the boys joined in — I think Rio, Ashley Cole and Jermaine Jenas might have had a quiet little sing-along — but most of the other dry lunches weren’t really up for it.

“Another daft scheme Bents and I came up with was seeing who could say ‘Postman Pat’ as loudly as possible within earshot of the gaffer.

“I’d walk past Capello and say ‘Postman Pat’ out of the corner of my mouth, but Bentley took it to another level when he would walk straight up to the boss and scream ‘Postman Pat!’ in his face before adding ‘And his black and white cat!’ for good measure.

the idea of hating footballers has changed for me a little since one of my all time hated footballers - fernando ricksen - got ill and died from mnd and the fact that i had hated him suddenly seemed very silly

― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:39 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

celebrities arent ppl tho, iygwim

ricksen never knew or cared that you hated him, kind of thing

― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, February 21, 2020 9:59 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh i don't feel guilty about hating him or anything. but it just undercuts the hate i have for current footballers, like in the back of my head I'm like "you would think 'oh that's a shame' if this guy gets cancer"

Oh fuck Ashley Cole xp

jimmy bullard is definitely a prize wanker.

While he was tapping the sick at Hull he was widely rumoured to spend his extended holiday coked up to the eyeballs in local nightclubs

Btw I always always ALWAYS hated Beckham, even as a United fan, and I am always glad when something like his emails whining about not getting a knighthood emerges, cos really. Cruising on his looks and a few free kicks. Complete prick.

no way, beckham a sorely underrated player and imo a decent guy!

bentley, tragic or a total wasteman or both, hard to say

‘Scholesy’ is a wee fuck

Marco Materazzi - if Gab Marcotti and Jose Mourinho both love you then you are a cunt

Le Saux used to always make a big issue that he was a Graun reading footballer, and that is why most dressing rooms thought he was a complete arse.. because he was a moody, thoughtful outsider etc...but when his book came out it emerged he was actually almost as thick as Dean Windass. Not really hate though, more like what a prize prick!

Haha just thought of a good one...

A woman craves and needs a man who will take initiative, is decisive, and who has moral and physical courage.

Soft effeminacy, immaturity and weak morality is neither manly nor attractive to her.

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 15, 2020

Dark Satanic Danny Mills.

Men are made to be oaks of righteousness standing firm in the faith, not weeping willows driven by their emotions and every cultural wind of change.

Fathers, train your sons in integrity and mature responsibility - knowing training must be intentional and growth takes time.

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 18, 2020

hah hah holy shit!

We comfortably rebuke men. And there's something appropriate about this primary accountability.

However, women need to be corrected & instructed too.

They need teaching about modesty, purity, submissiveness & a gentle & quiet spirit.

But in a #metoo culture we fear to do so.

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 13, 2020

der Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad

Can’t argue with Trump’s stand on banning late abortion and affirming the sanctity of life and children as a gift from God. #StateOfTheUnion

— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 5, 2020

I knew he was a born again but I didn't realise he'd got it that bad, the misogynist cunt.

no way, beckham a sorely underrated player and imo a decent guy!

Agreed. Underrated by a lot of Utd fans even

another vote for Beckham being Good and Alan Green spitting vitriol at him being a founding stone of Brexit or something

becks tick

scholes can fuck off tho

/der/ Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad

Scrolling through peacocks twitter is the nuts, hard swerves between vile right wing batshittery and earnest discussions on whether or not Alan shearer was the best striker Newcastle ever had

Lol the nuts

lol I took it as read

I mean you can't remember prime Beckham very well if you think he was only about the odd free-kick

fair enough if you don't like him but I always thought he was pretty harmless off the pitch too

Beckham visited Afghanistan in May 2010 for a morale-boosting visit to British troops fighting the Taliban insurgency. The appearance of Beckham as well as British Foreign Secretary William Hague and Defence Secretary Liam Fox was believed to have prompted a Taliban attack on Kandahar airfield.

Taliban assault team led by Gavin Peacock

Could name a whole XI of Portuguese

Deco, greetin'-faced wee cunt.

And Trezeguet another greetin'-faced crybaby cunt.

The #SuperBowlLIV half time show proves that Western culture is not simply secular it is raw paganism.

#TheNuts

sorry for c+ping the official taliban gavin peacock twitter account

Non-footballer who I hate because of his crying baby face: Andre Agassi

he also brought shame to the bald community.

_/der/ Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad_


Did you enjoy his crushed face when Bayern lost in the CL final as much as I did?

You are all wrong, Beckham is a cunt.

i hate that he moved to mls at, what, 32 years old?

he also didn't do that well at real

was cracking for united right enough

parable of the talents and all that

I swear Gavin Peacock announced he was going to become a priest before he'd actually decided what religion to be born again in

Taliban turned him down maybe

Patrick Bamford 👇

his family was the shipping company with no fucking ships that Grayling awarded huuuge contract to!

Back in the day, it would have been pretty much the whole of the classic Arsenal back four: Keown top of the shitlist and Nigel Winterburn close behind. Ben Thatcher was always a horrible cunt, too.

Keown looks like a Hitchcockesque character who has committed murder, got away with it and is just winging it for now to see if he can get away with it, pure hateful, murderous oblivion in those eyes but always smarmy and charming for the cameras. Looks like a pure Tory cunt as well.

Gascoigne. The mawkish sentimentality. The tortured genius crap. Joining Rangers. The flute playing - which he did more than once. That elbows out sticking his hands in people's faces running style he got away with for years. Fuck him.

100%

waster cunt delighted to have gotten away with as much as he did while he could just be a cunt, and a big sadheaded cunt now no cunt cares the desperate cunt

a poster boy for every englishman who runs around fucking shit up without malice but with extreme fecklessness

Aye. Total arsehole. The massive injury that he got trying to do gary charles illustrates the measure of the man.

Remaining in Tyneside: Shearer. Classic number 9, also an artless brute

Shearer is allegedly a boorish bullying cunt off the field iirc

Never liked Gascoigne or Shearer, and generally despise geordies tbh. Try taking a young autistic boy to Flamingoland and see how much your patience with wahay the fucking lads endures!