It was "fun" while it lasted - Europa League 2019-20

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Because the Wolves' 2nd round draw happens today! Can't wait to take on Crusaders.

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:03 (one year ago) link

2nd Qualifying Round

*cough*

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:05 (one year ago) link

Wolves vs. Crusaders. What is this, basketball?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 12:19 (one year ago) link

Lol called it

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 12:24 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

wooooh 3Q round in Armenia, just hope Jimenez isn't too badly injured

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 August 2019 21:01 (one year ago) link

Forgot this was an early (for us) kick off, ah well, two up at half time, hope the jet lag doesn't fuck us

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 August 2019 16:51 (one year ago) link

PSV's tragic start to the season (cunted out of the CL) sees us playing against Haugesand in Norway rn.

A Wolves vs PSV final still very much on the cards.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:11 (one year ago) link

the mass cards

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:12 (one year ago) link

Yeah I read that this morning, I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it? Like the bit where it was a trip to Hull he missed tho

uptown top tanking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:45 (one year ago) link

We used to have a guy from the Isle of Man I think traveled home and away a lot

uptown top tanking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:46 (one year ago) link

I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it?

this is a pretty churlish take lol

imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:42 (one year ago) link

obv i have ended friendship with the greens and labour is my new best friend

imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:43 (one year ago) link

Paid about six bucks for the Wolves stream, but website has crashed. Fans raging on Twitter

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:09 (one year ago) link

Had to watch it all on a pirate feed. Saw the goal. Yay!

Hopefully be back up by 2nd half

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:53 (one year ago) link

JOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:23 (one year ago) link

oof, conceded one right back. two road goals though will help with tiebreaking

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:23 (one year ago) link

Jimenez! That was sweet

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:35 (one year ago) link

ugh dumb pen at '89, makes for a tighter 2nd leg than it should be.

thank goodness for 3 away goals

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:52 (one year ago) link

Tempting to think of Wolves as plucky underdogs when of course they're easily the richest club in the competition at this stage.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:21 (one year ago) link

I was doing something else last night, that's a solid result tho, Torino was a big step up.

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 10:19 (one year ago) link

Def was more lopsided than the score made it look. Now just not to Barca the 2nd leg away

Their counterattack was p balls out at times which is encouraging.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2019 17:34 (one year ago) link

Sounds like it was a good game tonight, and now we're in the draw tomorrow. Woooooo.

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2019 20:37 (one year ago) link

I watched long enough to see the Dendoncker goal. The attack was solid. Hope they do that to Everton now.

Defending got a bit sloppy again, but they were already up 2 in aggregate at the time.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 August 2019 21:50 (one year ago) link

not even gonna try to understand how this draw works

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 10:40 (one year ago) link

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:41 (one year ago) link

Wolves - Besiktas will be fun.

ShariVari, Friday, 30 August 2019 11:46 (one year ago) link

both games likely to be intense, happy with our group for good-looking games tbh

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:48 (one year ago) link

Celtic and Cluj will be sick of each other.

Wolves get a trip to glamorous Bratislava.

ShariVari, Friday, 30 August 2019 11:53 (one year ago) link

feels like a 70s classic that

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 12:29 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Suspès el Dudelange - Qarabag per un dron pic.twitter.com/VeNebrJHuo

— Enric Fuentes (@ilynhenke) October 3, 2019

Armenian drones suspend Dudelange vs Qarabag crunch match.

ShariVari, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:49 (one year ago) link

Qarabag players were trying to knock the drone out of the sky with the ball.

A brawl has broken out in the crowd too.

ShariVari, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:51 (one year ago) link

There is no bottom for this Utd team

Number None, Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:28 (one year ago) link

^^ harsh on AZ imo

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:11 (one year ago) link

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 30, 2019 1:41 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:11 (one year ago) link

Not taking anything away from AZ, who seem to be a decent young side

We didn't manage a single shot on target. Only managed one attempt worthy of the name. I've watched a lot of shit Utd performances in the post-Fergie era but that is down there with any of them

Genuinely remarkable showing from Fred too. Actually incapable of completing a pass greater than five yards

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

Number None, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:53 (one year ago) link

Yay Wolves, sick of these airing during work

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 October 2019 22:40 (one year ago) link

i couldn't watch because for some fucked up reason somebody in the pub decided that Rangers was a thing that people wanted to sww but a win in Istanbul is seriously serious goodness

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 October 2019 23:41 (one year ago) link

Still, at least you got to see Rangers lose in the last minute.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 4 October 2019 06:32 (one year ago) link

Always a pleasure

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 October 2019 07:31 (one year ago) link

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

― Number None, Thursday, October 3, 2019 11:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I see Solskjaer has said he was "pleased" with ManU's performance, so it's all good! Seriously though, it doesn't matter how bad a pitch is if you can't manage a single shot on target. Dark days.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 October 2019 10:02 (one year ago) link

Hey he scored a goal once, he must be a Top Manager

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 October 2019 10:11 (one year ago) link

Jesse Marsch’s half-time team talk in the #Salzburg dressing room at Anfield is genuinely something to behold pic.twitter.com/KGZ1D3BbeV #LFC #UCL

— Richard Buxton (@RichardBuxton_) October 4, 2019

You can see it raining Untergang-style memes from this, but this is great to watch.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:50 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

come on you Wolves

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:24 (one year ago) link

big win, it's now officially a "European adventure" apparently

soft sending off for Jota tho

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:51 (one year ago) link

Yay Wolvesss!

Managed to watch while teaching a class

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:54 (one year ago) link

first pepe freekick decent but the keeper fucked it, second one felt like an arrival tho

imago, Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:54 (one year ago) link

Jammy Gooner bastards. I don't know where Celtic found Christopher Jullien - well, I do, it was Toulouse - but that guy is sheer class.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:56 (one year ago) link

coming back to beat nazio yas

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:59 (one year ago) link

I remain slightly peeved we didn't beat Rennes in the first match, we should have.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:01 (one year ago) link

Ole is such a chickenshit. Should have brought Ighalo on for Rashford at half-time - gives him three minutes of injury time

Hope we're making some signings!

Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:57 (five months ago) link

Pyatov’s kicking is terrible.

Inter look very comfortable.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:21 (five months ago) link

5-0 Inter. Shakhtar have been shocking.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:40 (five months ago) link

managed to miss this from conte earlier in the season

Antonio Conte, sharing with L’Equipe the advice that he gives his players about how to approach their sex lives. “In periods of competition, it should not last long: you need to put in the minimum effort possible, so it’s best if their partner is on top. It’s preferable to do it with your own wife, that way you are not obliged to put in an exceptional performance.”

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:52 (five months ago) link

^ thread title still on point

chonky floof (groovypanda), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:58 (five months ago) link

How is Diego Carlos still playing? Three penalties in three consecutive matches and should have been off.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:05 (five months ago) link

All unbelievably stupid.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:05 (five months ago) link

This is great. 2-1 Sevilla, Conte has a yellow card, everyone’s trying to get everyone else sent off.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:35 (five months ago) link

2-2!

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:36 (five months ago) link

Fair play to Lukakau. He doesn't usually score when the chips are down

Number None, Friday, 21 August 2020 20:56 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

Darude’s going to get some decent royalties from Spurs tonight but I don’t think any of the goals will match this one.

Rijeka's goal at Copenhagen tonight is the new best goal of all time. More enjoyable every time you watch it. (📷 via @CRO_Scout)pic.twitter.com/IPt1dFM6On

— Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin) October 1, 2020

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:57 (three months ago) link

lmao

imago, Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:08 (three months ago) link

haha

Ilxor in the streets, Scampo in the sheets (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 2 October 2020 07:19 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Lovely worked goal from Spurs there

groovypanda, Thursday, 22 October 2020 19:21 (three months ago) link

Bale and Doherty seem to be on roughly the same wavelength, which is promising.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 22 October 2020 20:21 (three months ago) link

Nobody on the same wavelength so far tonight.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:28 (two months ago) link

That goal was some dire defending, no-one even close

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:45 (two months ago) link

Celtic somehow beating an on-form Lille 2-0 away from home despite being chronic generally and historically shit away from home in Europe

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:50 (two months ago) link

lol four subs at half time.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:59 (two months ago) link

And yet Winks still on the pitch.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:59 (two months ago) link

Celtic somehow beating an on-form Lille 2-0 away from home despite being chronic generally and historically shit away from home in Europe

The one time I decide not to watch them.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:00 (two months ago) link

lol four subs at half time.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:59 (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I remember Mourinho doing a triple substitution at half time for Chelsea in the FA Cup. Ended with men and Lampard in goal iirc

imago, Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:11 (two months ago) link

9 men even

imago, Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:11 (two months ago) link

All five on with half an hour to go so maybe Kane will get a go in goal again.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:16 (two months ago) link

of course it's now 2-2 in the Celtic game

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:28 (two months ago) link

That's because I started watching.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:29 (two months ago) link

Also because Ntcham is playing and doing his usual strolling about the pitch trying to avoid the ball.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:30 (two months ago) link

The five subs have yielded no shots on target.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 19:37 (two months ago) link

my WhatsApp chat with my 2 pals about Celtic

[12:09 PM, 2020-11-05] Jonny: No less than 3 points acceptable.
[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Jonny: Fuck me
[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Anthony: Fuck me man
[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Anthony: Shite
[12:32 PM, 2020-11-05] Jim: mon tae fuck

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:34 (two months ago) link

Lennon might not last the season at this rate.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:11 (two months ago) link

Correction, the week.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:56 (two months ago) link

apparently this was a weakened Sparta team? michty me. id be taking the pitchfork to janefield street the now if I weren't on the wrong landmass

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 November 2020 22:03 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Harry Winks with a (probably accidental) golazo.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:21 (one month ago) link

GOAL! HARRY WINKS OH MY GOD 🤯🤯🤯 #THFC #COYS pic.twitter.com/4MyUcPNnXy

— The Spurs Web ⚪️ (@thespursweb) November 26, 2020

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:22 (one month ago) link

tsk, disrespectful

Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:24 (one month ago) link

yeah that's an overhit cross

imago, Thursday, 26 November 2020 21:34 (one month ago) link

intentional fallacy

Bandscamp Fryday (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 November 2020 22:22 (one month ago) link

Spurs have been appalling with a relatively strong team. Deservedly behind.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 December 2020 18:38 (one month ago) link

Pathetic from Hart.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:37 (one month ago) link

Sanchez is now a full blown liability

Harte should have caught both, let alone saved

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:41 (one month ago) link

Rotten performance from everyone but tanganga, hut especially in defence where every individual decision all night has been panicky shite

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:42 (one month ago) link

*checks*

you're winning

you'll want to have tried sitting in the freezing cold for 3 hours only to watch mk dons play your boys off the absolute park, which is how i celebrated the end of closed-doors yesterday

imago, Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:45 (one month ago) link

spurs' 2nd XI has issues and they seem like very pressing ones!

imago, Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:46 (one month ago) link

Check again.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:46 (one month ago) link

Ah fuck off are u srs

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:48 (one month ago) link

ahaha i kind of thought that might happen after i posted all that

imago, Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:49 (one month ago) link

Deserved

Not sure again that was a strike joe hart should not get near

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:50 (one month ago) link

I must have missed Joe Hart signing for Spurs, hilarious.

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:54 (one month ago) link

went viral for his left-arm pace in a spurs cricket knockabout the other day

imago, Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:56 (one month ago) link

Hart is effectively an ex-professional despite only being 33. I get why they want an English player to pad out the squad but if Lloris gets injured after January, that’s the season done.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 3 December 2020 19:59 (one month ago) link


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