It was "fun" while it lasted - Europa League 2019-20

Because the Wolves' 2nd round draw happens today! Can't wait to take on Crusaders.

2nd Qualifying Round

*cough*

Wolves vs. Crusaders. What is this, basketball?

Lol called it

wooooh 3Q round in Armenia, just hope Jimenez isn't too badly injured

Forgot this was an early (for us) kick off, ah well, two up at half time, hope the jet lag doesn't fuck us

PSV's tragic start to the season (cunted out of the CL) sees us playing against Haugesand in Norway rn.

A Wolves vs PSV final still very much on the cards.

the mass cards

he's been ready since 1976

https://www.expressandstar.com/sport/football/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2019/08/14/wolves-fan-travels-6000-miles-for-18-minutes-of-football/

Yeah I read that this morning, I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it? Like the bit where it was a trip to Hull he missed tho

We used to have a guy from the Isle of Man I think traveled home and away a lot

I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it?

this is a pretty churlish take lol

obv i have ended friendship with the greens and labour is my new best friend

Paid about six bucks for the Wolves stream, but website has crashed. Fans raging on Twitter

Had to watch it all on a pirate feed. Saw the goal. Yay!

Hopefully be back up by 2nd half

JOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

oof, conceded one right back. two road goals though will help with tiebreaking

Jimenez! That was sweet

ugh dumb pen at '89, makes for a tighter 2nd leg than it should be.

thank goodness for 3 away goals

Tempting to think of Wolves as plucky underdogs when of course they're easily the richest club in the competition at this stage.

I was doing something else last night, that's a solid result tho, Torino was a big step up.

Def was more lopsided than the score made it look. Now just not to Barca the 2nd leg away

Their counterattack was p balls out at times which is encouraging.

Sounds like it was a good game tonight, and now we're in the draw tomorrow. Woooooo.

I watched long enough to see the Dendoncker goal. The attack was solid. Hope they do that to Everton now.

Defending got a bit sloppy again, but they were already up 2 in aggregate at the time.

not even gonna try to understand how this draw works

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

Wolves - Besiktas will be fun.

both games likely to be intense, happy with our group for good-looking games tbh

Celtic and Cluj will be sick of each other.

Wolves get a trip to glamorous Bratislava.

feels like a 70s classic that

Suspès el Dudelange - Qarabag per un dron pic.twitter.com/VeNebrJHuo

— Enric Fuentes (@ilynhenke) October 3, 2019

Armenian drones suspend Dudelange vs Qarabag crunch match.

Qarabag players were trying to knock the drone out of the sky with the ball.

A brawl has broken out in the crowd too.

There is no bottom for this Utd team

^^ harsh on AZ imo

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 30, 2019 1:41 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Not taking anything away from AZ, who seem to be a decent young side

We didn't manage a single shot on target. Only managed one attempt worthy of the name. I've watched a lot of shit Utd performances in the post-Fergie era but that is down there with any of them

Genuinely remarkable showing from Fred too. Actually incapable of completing a pass greater than five yards

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

Yay Wolves, sick of these airing during work

i couldn't watch because for some fucked up reason somebody in the pub decided that Rangers was a thing that people wanted to sww but a win in Istanbul is seriously serious goodness

Still, at least you got to see Rangers lose in the last minute.

Always a pleasure

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

― Number None, Thursday, October 3, 2019 11:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I see Solskjaer has said he was "pleased" with ManU's performance, so it's all good! Seriously though, it doesn't matter how bad a pitch is if you can't manage a single shot on target. Dark days.

Hey he scored a goal once, he must be a Top Manager

Jesse Marsch’s half-time team talk in the #Salzburg dressing room at Anfield is genuinely something to behold pic.twitter.com/KGZ1D3BbeV #LFC #UCL

— Richard Buxton (@RichardBuxton_) October 4, 2019

You can see it raining Untergang-style memes from this, but this is great to watch.

come on you Wolves

big win, it's now officially a "European adventure" apparently

soft sending off for Jota tho

Yay Wolvesss!

Managed to watch while teaching a class

first pepe freekick decent but the keeper fucked it, second one felt like an arrival tho

Jammy Gooner bastards. I don't know where Celtic found Christopher Jullien - well, I do, it was Toulouse - but that guy is sheer class.

coming back to beat nazio yas

I remain slightly peeved we didn't beat Rennes in the first match, we should have.

Ole is such a chickenshit. Should have brought Ighalo on for Rashford at half-time - gives him three minutes of injury time

Hope we're making some signings!

Pyatov’s kicking is terrible.

Inter look very comfortable.

5-0 Inter. Shakhtar have been shocking.

managed to miss this from conte earlier in the season

Antonio Conte, sharing with L’Equipe the advice that he gives his players about how to approach their sex lives. “In periods of competition, it should not last long: you need to put in the minimum effort possible, so it’s best if their partner is on top. It’s preferable to do it with your own wife, that way you are not obliged to put in an exceptional performance.”

^ thread title still on point

How is Diego Carlos still playing? Three penalties in three consecutive matches and should have been off.

All unbelievably stupid.

This is great. 2-1 Sevilla, Conte has a yellow card, everyone’s trying to get everyone else sent off.

2-2!

Fair play to Lukakau. He doesn't usually score when the chips are down

Darude’s going to get some decent royalties from Spurs tonight but I don’t think any of the goals will match this one.

Rijeka's goal at Copenhagen tonight is the new best goal of all time. More enjoyable every time you watch it. (📷 via @CRO_Scout)pic.twitter.com/IPt1dFM6On

— Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin) October 1, 2020

lmao

haha

Lovely worked goal from Spurs there

Bale and Doherty seem to be on roughly the same wavelength, which is promising.

Nobody on the same wavelength so far tonight.

That goal was some dire defending, no-one even close

Celtic somehow beating an on-form Lille 2-0 away from home despite being chronic generally and historically shit away from home in Europe

lol four subs at half time.

And yet Winks still on the pitch.

Celtic somehow beating an on-form Lille 2-0 away from home despite being chronic generally and historically shit away from home in Europe

The one time I decide not to watch them.

lol four subs at half time.

― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 29 October 2020 18:59 (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I remember Mourinho doing a triple substitution at half time for Chelsea in the FA Cup. Ended with men and Lampard in goal iirc

9 men even

All five on with half an hour to go so maybe Kane will get a go in goal again.

of course it's now 2-2 in the Celtic game

That's because I started watching.

Also because Ntcham is playing and doing his usual strolling about the pitch trying to avoid the ball.

The five subs have yielded no shots on target.

my WhatsApp chat with my 2 pals about Celtic

[12:09 PM, 2020-11-05] Jonny: No less than 3 points acceptable.
[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Jonny: Fuck me
[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Anthony: Fuck me man
[12:27 PM, 2020-11-05] Anthony: Shite
[12:32 PM, 2020-11-05] Jim: mon tae fuck

Lennon might not last the season at this rate.

Correction, the week.

apparently this was a weakened Sparta team? michty me. id be taking the pitchfork to janefield street the now if I weren't on the wrong landmass

Harry Winks with a (probably accidental) golazo.

GOAL! HARRY WINKS OH MY GOD 🤯🤯🤯 #THFC #COYS pic.twitter.com/4MyUcPNnXy

— The Spurs Web ⚪️ (@thespursweb) November 26, 2020

tsk, disrespectful

yeah that's an overhit cross

intentional fallacy

Spurs have been appalling with a relatively strong team. Deservedly behind.

Pathetic from Hart.

Sanchez is now a full blown liability

Harte should have caught both, let alone saved

Rotten performance from everyone but tanganga, hut especially in defence where every individual decision all night has been panicky shite

*checks*

you're winning

you'll want to have tried sitting in the freezing cold for 3 hours only to watch mk dons play your boys off the absolute park, which is how i celebrated the end of closed-doors yesterday

spurs' 2nd XI has issues and they seem like very pressing ones!

Check again.

Ah fuck off are u srs

ahaha i kind of thought that might happen after i posted all that

Deserved

Not sure again that was a strike joe hart should not get near

I must have missed Joe Hart signing for Spurs, hilarious.

went viral for his left-arm pace in a spurs cricket knockabout the other day

Hart is effectively an ex-professional despite only being 33. I get why they want an English player to pad out the squad but if Lloris gets injured after January, that’s the season done.