It was "fun" while it lasted - Europa League 2019-20

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Because the Wolves' 2nd round draw happens today! Can't wait to take on Crusaders.

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:03 (two years ago) link

2nd Qualifying Round

*cough*

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:05 (two years ago) link

Wolves vs. Crusaders. What is this, basketball?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 12:19 (two years ago) link

Lol called it

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 12:24 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

wooooh 3Q round in Armenia, just hope Jimenez isn't too badly injured

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 August 2019 21:01 (one year ago) link

Forgot this was an early (for us) kick off, ah well, two up at half time, hope the jet lag doesn't fuck us

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 August 2019 16:51 (one year ago) link

PSV's tragic start to the season (cunted out of the CL) sees us playing against Haugesand in Norway rn.

A Wolves vs PSV final still very much on the cards.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:11 (one year ago) link

the mass cards

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:12 (one year ago) link

Yeah I read that this morning, I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it? Like the bit where it was a trip to Hull he missed tho

uptown top tanking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:45 (one year ago) link

We used to have a guy from the Isle of Man I think traveled home and away a lot

uptown top tanking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:46 (one year ago) link

I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it?

this is a pretty churlish take lol

imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:42 (one year ago) link

obv i have ended friendship with the greens and labour is my new best friend

imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:43 (one year ago) link

Paid about six bucks for the Wolves stream, but website has crashed. Fans raging on Twitter

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:09 (one year ago) link

Had to watch it all on a pirate feed. Saw the goal. Yay!

Hopefully be back up by 2nd half

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:53 (one year ago) link

JOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:23 (one year ago) link

oof, conceded one right back. two road goals though will help with tiebreaking

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:23 (one year ago) link

Jimenez! That was sweet

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:35 (one year ago) link

ugh dumb pen at '89, makes for a tighter 2nd leg than it should be.

thank goodness for 3 away goals

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:52 (one year ago) link

Tempting to think of Wolves as plucky underdogs when of course they're easily the richest club in the competition at this stage.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:21 (one year ago) link

I was doing something else last night, that's a solid result tho, Torino was a big step up.

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 10:19 (one year ago) link

Def was more lopsided than the score made it look. Now just not to Barca the 2nd leg away

Their counterattack was p balls out at times which is encouraging.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2019 17:34 (one year ago) link

Sounds like it was a good game tonight, and now we're in the draw tomorrow. Woooooo.

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2019 20:37 (one year ago) link

I watched long enough to see the Dendoncker goal. The attack was solid. Hope they do that to Everton now.

Defending got a bit sloppy again, but they were already up 2 in aggregate at the time.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 August 2019 21:50 (one year ago) link

not even gonna try to understand how this draw works

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 10:40 (one year ago) link

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:41 (one year ago) link

Wolves - Besiktas will be fun.

ShariVari, Friday, 30 August 2019 11:46 (one year ago) link

both games likely to be intense, happy with our group for good-looking games tbh

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:48 (one year ago) link

Celtic and Cluj will be sick of each other.

Wolves get a trip to glamorous Bratislava.

ShariVari, Friday, 30 August 2019 11:53 (one year ago) link

feels like a 70s classic that

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 12:29 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Suspès el Dudelange - Qarabag per un dron pic.twitter.com/VeNebrJHuo

— Enric Fuentes (@ilynhenke) October 3, 2019

Armenian drones suspend Dudelange vs Qarabag crunch match.

ShariVari, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:49 (one year ago) link

Qarabag players were trying to knock the drone out of the sky with the ball.

A brawl has broken out in the crowd too.

ShariVari, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:51 (one year ago) link

There is no bottom for this Utd team

Number None, Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:28 (one year ago) link

^^ harsh on AZ imo

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:11 (one year ago) link

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 30, 2019 1:41 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:11 (one year ago) link

Not taking anything away from AZ, who seem to be a decent young side

We didn't manage a single shot on target. Only managed one attempt worthy of the name. I've watched a lot of shit Utd performances in the post-Fergie era but that is down there with any of them

Genuinely remarkable showing from Fred too. Actually incapable of completing a pass greater than five yards

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

Number None, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:53 (one year ago) link

Yay Wolves, sick of these airing during work

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 October 2019 22:40 (one year ago) link

i couldn't watch because for some fucked up reason somebody in the pub decided that Rangers was a thing that people wanted to sww but a win in Istanbul is seriously serious goodness

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 October 2019 23:41 (one year ago) link

Still, at least you got to see Rangers lose in the last minute.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 4 October 2019 06:32 (one year ago) link

Always a pleasure

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 October 2019 07:31 (one year ago) link

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

― Number None, Thursday, October 3, 2019 11:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I see Solskjaer has said he was "pleased" with ManU's performance, so it's all good! Seriously though, it doesn't matter how bad a pitch is if you can't manage a single shot on target. Dark days.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 October 2019 10:02 (one year ago) link

Hey he scored a goal once, he must be a Top Manager

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 October 2019 10:11 (one year ago) link

Jesse Marsch’s half-time team talk in the #Salzburg dressing room at Anfield is genuinely something to behold pic.twitter.com/KGZ1D3BbeV #LFC #UCL

— Richard Buxton (@RichardBuxton_) October 4, 2019

You can see it raining Untergang-style memes from this, but this is great to watch.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:50 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

come on you Wolves

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:24 (one year ago) link

big win, it's now officially a "European adventure" apparently

soft sending off for Jota tho

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:51 (one year ago) link

Yay Wolvesss!

Managed to watch while teaching a class

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:54 (one year ago) link

first pepe freekick decent but the keeper fucked it, second one felt like an arrival tho

imago, Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:54 (one year ago) link

Jammy Gooner bastards. I don't know where Celtic found Christopher Jullien - well, I do, it was Toulouse - but that guy is sheer class.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:56 (one year ago) link

coming back to beat nazio yas

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:59 (one year ago) link

I remain slightly peeved we didn't beat Rennes in the first match, we should have.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:01 (one year ago) link

brb starting 'footzing'

imago, Thursday, 25 February 2021 13:41 (five months ago) link

I havent but its the rivaldo one isnt it

I havent in any way the aerial agility for that stuff, im a "wand of a right foot" pedestrian type fyi

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:07 (five months ago) link

Rivaldo, Ronaldinho, Berbatov against Liverpool, I'm sure Zlatan's done it...

Number None, Thursday, 25 February 2021 14:26 (five months ago) link

Very fine game this

That looked more off than not to me but great ball

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 19:42 (five months ago) link

I love how keown and adams dress up for bt sport

e-skate to the chapeau (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 February 2021 19:50 (five months ago) link

Decent first goal for the lad

Have you seen Amad Diallo's goal from Bruno Fernandes assis??😱😱😱
Manchester United wonderkid is here #MUNACM pic.twitter.com/KpCD6ad0hh

— Nungua Bruno Fernandes (@kwaku_talia) March 11, 2021

Number None, Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:13 (four months ago) link

That was great!

cajunsunday, Thursday, 11 March 2021 19:14 (four months ago) link

It was grand

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:51 (four months ago) link

Job done spurs, that is

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 March 2021 22:51 (four months ago) link

This is disastrous stuff.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 18 March 2021 19:15 (four months ago) link

Disastrous, season-ending, stuff at this rate.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 18 March 2021 19:35 (four months ago) link

Rather keep levy, mourinho and the stadium tbh

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2021 19:46 (four months ago) link

Ah well. Not even going to make it to penalties.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:10 (four months ago) link

it's pathological

imago, Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:10 (four months ago) link

when you win this on that ludicrous away goals after extra time rule don't come crying to me

imago, Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:11 (four months ago) link

If we burn it to the ground with all in it would it cure it

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:42 (four months ago) link

I think you’d need to salt the earth afterwards to be sure.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:45 (four months ago) link

Jose otm

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Thursday, 18 March 2021 20:50 (four months ago) link

I was about to say you've passed up the chance of a Battle of Britain tie with Rangers, but they're getting beat too.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Thursday, 18 March 2021 21:03 (four months ago) link

An apology from Joe Hart after one of his social media team posted “job done 3-0’ assuming that #THFC had beaten Dinamo Zagreb pic.twitter.com/fM19Om3t6O

— The Spurs Web ⚪️ (@thespursweb) March 19, 2021

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:14 (four months ago) link

only a coward blames his social media team

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:14 (four months ago) link

Imagine having that on your CV in 2021.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:50 (four months ago) link

Look it's been a rough year you take a job where you can find it

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 March 2021 18:58 (four months ago) link

He still did his job better than 15 other cunts i could name last nighy

Marry and Neghim (darraghmac), Saturday, 20 March 2021 00:51 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

Congrats to Villarreal (pop. 51,367), the only team in Europe this year to stand up to the Evil Empire.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 May 2021 21:16 (two months ago) link

i look forward to seeing them in the Super League next season

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 May 2021 21:20 (two months ago) link

You're more likely to see Wolves in the Super League than Villarreal tbf.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 May 2021 21:27 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Game is free tonight on BT's YouTube channel for those without BT Sports

groovypanda, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:33 (two months ago) link

Lindelof would drive you to drink

A nothing player

Number None, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:37 (two months ago) link

xp ah thanks, thats good to know! am watching it free on the bt sport app, but that means using a tiny phone screen so i haven't really got a clue whats happening. united are winning though amirite?

building a hole (NickB), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:37 (two months ago) link

Only question is if United can't break them down is who's on the bench to change it up?

Plenty time tho, Villareal don't look that solid

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:50 (two months ago) link

this match so far has basically been every other united game this season, so not sweating it yet tbh

building a hole (NickB), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:54 (two months ago) link

Balls, I wish I'd seen this thread earlier. Doesn't sound like the 1st half was much cop though.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:54 (two months ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx6ydLt_MkE

building a hole (NickB), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:57 (two months ago) link

Their YouTube channel will also be showing the CL final on Saturday if you fancy watching what will probably be four halves of not much cop xp

groovypanda, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:59 (two months ago) link

Yes, just noticed that, no interest in watching it though.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:00 (two months ago) link

Game on

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:20 (two months ago) link

Emery just needs a cardigan with some holes in it and the resemblance to Rigsby would be complete.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:20 (two months ago) link

not sure what changes united can make here, think i'd rather see ole on that most of the bench

building a hole (NickB), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:57 (two months ago) link

If it goes to pens my theory is Villareal win but who knows, cup football

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:18 (two months ago) link

Also just enjoying watching a decent match in a pub

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:20 (two months ago) link

Utd need to bring on Henderson if it goes to pens

Number None, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:22 (two months ago) link

Dan James is getting younger - and paler - with every passing month.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:27 (two months ago) link

This is going on until someone hits the post. Neither keeper looks like saving anything.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:50 (two months ago) link

lol

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:56 (two months ago) link

Just glad those pens are over tbh jfc

building a hole (NickB), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:56 (two months ago) link

Blimey.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:56 (two months ago) link

Excellent penalties from the last couple of Villarreal defenders.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:57 (two months ago) link

Henderson sub was the easy call

De Gea simply doesn't save penalties (or score them it would seem)

Number None, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:58 (two months ago) link

Sombody's been at Villarreal's wiki page:

UEFA Champions League
Semi-finalists: 2005–06
UEFA Europa League
De gea is shiit: 2020–21
UEFA Intertoto Cup
Winners: 2003, 2004

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 22:13 (two months ago) link


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