It was "fun" while it lasted - Europa League 2019-20

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Because the Wolves' 2nd round draw happens today! Can't wait to take on Crusaders.

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:03 (three years ago) link

2nd Qualifying Round

*cough*

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:05 (three years ago) link

Wolves vs. Crusaders. What is this, basketball?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 12:19 (three years ago) link

Lol called it

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 12:24 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

wooooh 3Q round in Armenia, just hope Jimenez isn't too badly injured

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 August 2019 21:01 (three years ago) link

Forgot this was an early (for us) kick off, ah well, two up at half time, hope the jet lag doesn't fuck us

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 August 2019 16:51 (three years ago) link

PSV's tragic start to the season (cunted out of the CL) sees us playing against Haugesand in Norway rn.

A Wolves vs PSV final still very much on the cards.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:11 (three years ago) link

the mass cards

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:12 (three years ago) link

Yeah I read that this morning, I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it? Like the bit where it was a trip to Hull he missed tho

uptown top tanking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:45 (three years ago) link

We used to have a guy from the Isle of Man I think traveled home and away a lot

uptown top tanking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:46 (three years ago) link

I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it?

this is a pretty churlish take lol

imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:42 (three years ago) link

obv i have ended friendship with the greens and labour is my new best friend

imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:43 (three years ago) link

Paid about six bucks for the Wolves stream, but website has crashed. Fans raging on Twitter

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:09 (three years ago) link

Had to watch it all on a pirate feed. Saw the goal. Yay!

Hopefully be back up by 2nd half

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:53 (three years ago) link

JOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:23 (three years ago) link

oof, conceded one right back. two road goals though will help with tiebreaking

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:23 (three years ago) link

Jimenez! That was sweet

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:35 (three years ago) link

ugh dumb pen at '89, makes for a tighter 2nd leg than it should be.

thank goodness for 3 away goals

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:52 (three years ago) link

Tempting to think of Wolves as plucky underdogs when of course they're easily the richest club in the competition at this stage.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:21 (three years ago) link

I was doing something else last night, that's a solid result tho, Torino was a big step up.

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 10:19 (three years ago) link

Def was more lopsided than the score made it look. Now just not to Barca the 2nd leg away

Their counterattack was p balls out at times which is encouraging.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2019 17:34 (three years ago) link

Sounds like it was a good game tonight, and now we're in the draw tomorrow. Woooooo.

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2019 20:37 (three years ago) link

I watched long enough to see the Dendoncker goal. The attack was solid. Hope they do that to Everton now.

Defending got a bit sloppy again, but they were already up 2 in aggregate at the time.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 August 2019 21:50 (three years ago) link

not even gonna try to understand how this draw works

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 10:40 (three years ago) link

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:41 (three years ago) link

Wolves - Besiktas will be fun.

ShariVari, Friday, 30 August 2019 11:46 (three years ago) link

both games likely to be intense, happy with our group for good-looking games tbh

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:48 (three years ago) link

Celtic and Cluj will be sick of each other.

Wolves get a trip to glamorous Bratislava.

ShariVari, Friday, 30 August 2019 11:53 (three years ago) link

feels like a 70s classic that

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 12:29 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Suspès el Dudelange - Qarabag per un dron pic.twitter.com/VeNebrJHuo

— Enric Fuentes (@ilynhenke) October 3, 2019

Armenian drones suspend Dudelange vs Qarabag crunch match.

ShariVari, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:49 (three years ago) link

Qarabag players were trying to knock the drone out of the sky with the ball.

A brawl has broken out in the crowd too.

ShariVari, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:51 (three years ago) link

There is no bottom for this Utd team

Number None, Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:28 (three years ago) link

^^ harsh on AZ imo

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:11 (three years ago) link

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 30, 2019 1:41 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:11 (three years ago) link

Not taking anything away from AZ, who seem to be a decent young side

We didn't manage a single shot on target. Only managed one attempt worthy of the name. I've watched a lot of shit Utd performances in the post-Fergie era but that is down there with any of them

Genuinely remarkable showing from Fred too. Actually incapable of completing a pass greater than five yards

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

Number None, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:53 (three years ago) link

Yay Wolves, sick of these airing during work

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 October 2019 22:40 (three years ago) link

i couldn't watch because for some fucked up reason somebody in the pub decided that Rangers was a thing that people wanted to sww but a win in Istanbul is seriously serious goodness

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 October 2019 23:41 (three years ago) link

Still, at least you got to see Rangers lose in the last minute.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 4 October 2019 06:32 (three years ago) link

Always a pleasure

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 October 2019 07:31 (three years ago) link

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

― Number None, Thursday, October 3, 2019 11:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I see Solskjaer has said he was "pleased" with ManU's performance, so it's all good! Seriously though, it doesn't matter how bad a pitch is if you can't manage a single shot on target. Dark days.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 October 2019 10:02 (three years ago) link

Hey he scored a goal once, he must be a Top Manager

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 October 2019 10:11 (three years ago) link

Jesse Marsch’s half-time team talk in the #Salzburg dressing room at Anfield is genuinely something to behold pic.twitter.com/KGZ1D3BbeV #LFC #UCL

— Richard Buxton (@RichardBuxton_) October 4, 2019

You can see it raining Untergang-style memes from this, but this is great to watch.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:50 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

come on you Wolves

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:24 (two years ago) link

big win, it's now officially a "European adventure" apparently

soft sending off for Jota tho

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:51 (two years ago) link

Yay Wolvesss!

Managed to watch while teaching a class

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:54 (two years ago) link

first pepe freekick decent but the keeper fucked it, second one felt like an arrival tho

imago, Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:54 (two years ago) link

Jammy Gooner bastards. I don't know where Celtic found Christopher Jullien - well, I do, it was Toulouse - but that guy is sheer class.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:56 (two years ago) link

coming back to beat nazio yas

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:59 (two years ago) link

I remain slightly peeved we didn't beat Rennes in the first match, we should have.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:01 (two years ago) link

Their YouTube channel will also be showing the CL final on Saturday if you fancy watching what will probably be four halves of not much cop xp

groovypanda, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 19:59 (one year ago) link

Yes, just noticed that, no interest in watching it though.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:00 (one year ago) link

Game on

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:20 (one year ago) link

Emery just needs a cardigan with some holes in it and the resemblance to Rigsby would be complete.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:20 (one year ago) link

not sure what changes united can make here, think i'd rather see ole on that most of the bench

building a hole (NickB), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:57 (one year ago) link

If it goes to pens my theory is Villareal win but who knows, cup football

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:18 (one year ago) link

Also just enjoying watching a decent match in a pub

Chickpeas, Scamps and Beeves (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:20 (one year ago) link

Utd need to bring on Henderson if it goes to pens

Number None, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:22 (one year ago) link

Dan James is getting younger - and paler - with every passing month.

Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:27 (one year ago) link

This is going on until someone hits the post. Neither keeper looks like saving anything.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:50 (one year ago) link

lol

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:56 (one year ago) link

Just glad those pens are over tbh jfc

building a hole (NickB), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:56 (one year ago) link

Blimey.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:56 (one year ago) link

Excellent penalties from the last couple of Villarreal defenders.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:57 (one year ago) link

Henderson sub was the easy call

De Gea simply doesn't save penalties (or score them it would seem)

Number None, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:58 (one year ago) link

Sombody's been at Villarreal's wiki page:

UEFA Champions League
Semi-finalists: 2005–06
UEFA Europa League
De gea is shiit: 2020–21
UEFA Intertoto Cup
Winners: 2003, 2004

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 22:13 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Not watching the match but surely Spurs can’t be playing badly enough to need Kane, Son and Lucas being brought on vs Mura.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 September 2021 20:21 (one year ago) link

Kane with a 20 minute cameo hat trick.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 30 September 2021 20:45 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

Spurs’ lack of any available adults to play up front has meant they’ve carried absolutely no threat vs Vitesse.

Vitesse deservedly ahead.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:20 (eleven months ago) link

Roma getting thumped 6-1 by Bodo/Glimt, in case anyone is feeling nostalgic for Jose.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:23 (eleven months ago) link

Mou out surely.

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 October 2021 18:27 (eleven months ago) link

Moucastle

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 21 October 2021 23:39 (eleven months ago) link

jeez, god, yeah, moucastle is a likely thing, huh, he'll have enough money to buy Alli, Pogba and Shaw just to keep them individually, in boxes of sand in his office. On match day, he'll make it a ritual to go to each box and put his finger over the solitary airhole, muttering something about past transgressions. Who says money can't buy Jose happiness.

Swanswans, Sunday, 24 October 2021 09:17 (eleven months ago) link

Now im not against that for each of them neither tbh

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Sunday, 24 October 2021 13:21 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

It looks like Spurs are going to get kicked out of the Conference League.

UEFA has said the Rennes match won’t be rescheduled and has been referred to a disciplinary panel.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 11 December 2021 10:31 (nine months ago) link

Probably slightly better than failing to get out of the groups anyway I guess

groovypanda, Saturday, 11 December 2021 12:24 (nine months ago) link

Award us a 3:0 loss id have settled for anyway

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 December 2021 13:05 (nine months ago) link

two months pass...

looks like Spartak Moscow are being kicked out of the competition

Number None, Monday, 28 February 2022 16:23 (seven months ago) link

good, i don't see a more ethical choice

I have a voulez-vous? with death (Noodle Vague), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:28 (seven months ago) link

one month passes...

There’s a non-negligible chance West Ham could win the Europa league and qualify for the CL. RBL would probably be favourites but I wouldn’t bet against them at this stage.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 14 April 2022 21:15 (five months ago) link

Can you imagine a West Ham v Rangers final? Great bunch of lads.

Rick O'Shea (Tom D.), Thursday, 14 April 2022 21:21 (five months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hopefully this will make up for Michelle O’Neill becoming First Minister.

This has been a completely extraordinary run for a team that has looked so average against Celtic this season.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Thursday, 5 May 2022 20:53 (five months ago) link

Forgot to watch. What’d I miss?

Johnny Thunderwords (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 May 2022 20:58 (five months ago) link

so Feyenoord reached the final of the Conference League at the expense of Olympique Marseille. they will be the underdogs against AS Roma in the final, but who cares?
Arne Slot, their manager, is one to watch by the way.

middot • is • my • middle • name (breastcrawl), Thursday, 5 May 2022 21:06 (five months ago) link

Judging by the behaviour of some of the Frankfurt fans last night if I was a resident of Seville I'd be out of the city for the few days when this final is on. Obviously that would have been advisable anyway because Rangers are playing - look what they did in Manchester the last time they were in a European final - but this could be a real bloodbath.

Was Hitler a Hobbit? (Tom D.), Friday, 6 May 2022 07:10 (five months ago) link

This has penalties written all over it. Two pretty ordinary sides, extremely well matched.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:17 (four months ago) link

...spoke too soon.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 20:25 (four months ago) link

... no I didn't.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 21:42 (four months ago) link

Thought Rangers were by far the better team in extra time, shocking miss from Kent at the end and shite pen from Ramsey

crisp, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 21:57 (four months ago) link

*chef's kiss*

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 21:58 (four months ago) link

I said, "Ramsey's going to miss this". Big shot player who 2as brought in on ludicrous wages to win stuff.

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:01 (four months ago) link

I said, "Ramsey's going to miss this". Big shot player who 2as brought in on ludicrous wages to win stuff.


You’d need a heart of stone not to laugh

gyac, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:04 (four months ago) link

Oh hi

Change display name in my last (onimo), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:11 (four months ago) link

Lol howzitgaun onimo?

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:14 (four months ago) link

Hanging on

Change display name in my last (onimo), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:19 (four months ago) link

'mon the onimo

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:22 (four months ago) link

Lovely to see you onimo!

gyac, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:29 (four months ago) link

Hi Onimo!

Critical support to comrade Penalties Heartbreak on this occasion.

Tim, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:43 (four months ago) link

hai onimo!

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:44 (four months ago) link

thank. fuck.

im zelenky (||||||||), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 22:57 (four months ago) link


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