It was "fun" while it lasted - Europa League 2019-20

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Because the Wolves' 2nd round draw happens today! Can't wait to take on Crusaders.

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:03 (one year ago) link

2nd Qualifying Round

*cough*

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 10:05 (one year ago) link

Wolves vs. Crusaders. What is this, basketball?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 12:19 (one year ago) link

Lol called it

Oy McVey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 19 June 2019 12:24 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

wooooh 3Q round in Armenia, just hope Jimenez isn't too badly injured

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 1 August 2019 21:01 (one year ago) link

Forgot this was an early (for us) kick off, ah well, two up at half time, hope the jet lag doesn't fuck us

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 August 2019 16:51 (one year ago) link

PSV's tragic start to the season (cunted out of the CL) sees us playing against Haugesand in Norway rn.

A Wolves vs PSV final still very much on the cards.

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:11 (one year ago) link

the mass cards

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:12 (one year ago) link

Yeah I read that this morning, I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it? Like the bit where it was a trip to Hull he missed tho

uptown top tanking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:45 (one year ago) link

We used to have a guy from the Isle of Man I think traveled home and away a lot

uptown top tanking (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 August 2019 10:46 (one year ago) link

I mean it's not exactly eco-admirable is it?

this is a pretty churlish take lol

imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:42 (one year ago) link

obv i have ended friendship with the greens and labour is my new best friend

imago, Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:43 (one year ago) link

Paid about six bucks for the Wolves stream, but website has crashed. Fans raging on Twitter

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:09 (one year ago) link

Had to watch it all on a pirate feed. Saw the goal. Yay!

Hopefully be back up by 2nd half

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 19:53 (one year ago) link

JOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:23 (one year ago) link

oof, conceded one right back. two road goals though will help with tiebreaking

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:23 (one year ago) link

Jimenez! That was sweet

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:35 (one year ago) link

ugh dumb pen at '89, makes for a tighter 2nd leg than it should be.

thank goodness for 3 away goals

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:52 (one year ago) link

Tempting to think of Wolves as plucky underdogs when of course they're easily the richest club in the competition at this stage.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:21 (one year ago) link

I was doing something else last night, that's a solid result tho, Torino was a big step up.

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 23 August 2019 10:19 (one year ago) link

Def was more lopsided than the score made it look. Now just not to Barca the 2nd leg away

Their counterattack was p balls out at times which is encouraging.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 23 August 2019 17:34 (one year ago) link

Sounds like it was a good game tonight, and now we're in the draw tomorrow. Woooooo.

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 29 August 2019 20:37 (one year ago) link

I watched long enough to see the Dendoncker goal. The attack was solid. Hope they do that to Everton now.

Defending got a bit sloppy again, but they were already up 2 in aggregate at the time.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 August 2019 21:50 (one year ago) link

not even gonna try to understand how this draw works

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 10:40 (one year ago) link

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:41 (one year ago) link

Wolves - Besiktas will be fun.

ShariVari, Friday, 30 August 2019 11:46 (one year ago) link

both games likely to be intense, happy with our group for good-looking games tbh

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:48 (one year ago) link

Celtic and Cluj will be sick of each other.

Wolves get a trip to glamorous Bratislava.

ShariVari, Friday, 30 August 2019 11:53 (one year ago) link

feels like a 70s classic that

Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, 30 August 2019 12:29 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Suspès el Dudelange - Qarabag per un dron pic.twitter.com/VeNebrJHuo

— Enric Fuentes (@ilynhenke) October 3, 2019

Armenian drones suspend Dudelange vs Qarabag crunch match.

ShariVari, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:49 (eleven months ago) link

Qarabag players were trying to knock the drone out of the sky with the ball.

A brawl has broken out in the crowd too.

ShariVari, Thursday, 3 October 2019 19:51 (eleven months ago) link

There is no bottom for this Utd team

Number None, Thursday, 3 October 2019 20:28 (eleven months ago) link

^^ harsh on AZ imo

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:11 (eleven months ago) link

Wolves-PSV final still on afaict

― Joe Proroguin' (Noodle Vague), Friday, August 30, 2019 1:41 PM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:11 (eleven months ago) link

Not taking anything away from AZ, who seem to be a decent young side

We didn't manage a single shot on target. Only managed one attempt worthy of the name. I've watched a lot of shit Utd performances in the post-Fergie era but that is down there with any of them

Genuinely remarkable showing from Fred too. Actually incapable of completing a pass greater than five yards

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

Number None, Thursday, 3 October 2019 21:53 (eleven months ago) link

Yay Wolves, sick of these airing during work

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 3 October 2019 22:40 (eleven months ago) link

i couldn't watch because for some fucked up reason somebody in the pub decided that Rangers was a thing that people wanted to sww but a win in Istanbul is seriously serious goodness

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 3 October 2019 23:41 (eleven months ago) link

Still, at least you got to see Rangers lose in the last minute.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Friday, 4 October 2019 06:32 (eleven months ago) link

Always a pleasure

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 October 2019 07:31 (eleven months ago) link

And Solskjaer literally looks like the ghost of David Moyes

― Number None, Thursday, October 3, 2019 11:53 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I see Solskjaer has said he was "pleased" with ManU's performance, so it's all good! Seriously though, it doesn't matter how bad a pitch is if you can't manage a single shot on target. Dark days.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 October 2019 10:02 (eleven months ago) link

Hey he scored a goal once, he must be a Top Manager

Goose Witherspeen (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 October 2019 10:11 (eleven months ago) link

Jesse Marsch’s half-time team talk in the #Salzburg dressing room at Anfield is genuinely something to behold pic.twitter.com/KGZ1D3BbeV #LFC #UCL

— Richard Buxton (@RichardBuxton_) October 4, 2019

You can see it raining Untergang-style memes from this, but this is great to watch.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 4 October 2019 13:50 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

come on you Wolves

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:24 (eleven months ago) link

big win, it's now officially a "European adventure" apparently

soft sending off for Jota tho

Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:51 (eleven months ago) link

Yay Wolvesss!

Managed to watch while teaching a class

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, 24 October 2019 18:54 (eleven months ago) link

first pepe freekick decent but the keeper fucked it, second one felt like an arrival tho

imago, Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:54 (eleven months ago) link

Jammy Gooner bastards. I don't know where Celtic found Christopher Jullien - well, I do, it was Toulouse - but that guy is sheer class.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:56 (eleven months ago) link

coming back to beat nazio yas

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 October 2019 20:59 (eleven months ago) link

I remain slightly peeved we didn't beat Rennes in the first match, we should have.

Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 October 2019 21:01 (eleven months ago) link

I’m an @Arsenal fan, but well played @Wolves tonight! Great result.

— Keir Starmer (@Keir_Starmer) August 6, 2020

might need a new club any suggestions?

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 August 2020 21:39 (one month ago) link

Wolves definitely haven't gotten out of first gear since restart, but were just kind of blessed to have lots of matches against the relegation zone. today they could have won without even scoring based on the first leg.

but idk, maybe a knockout where they have no second leg to bail em out will motivate them not to fuck up.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 21:53 (one month ago) link

Sir Keir doesn't at all sound like a complete fucking pillock desperately grasping for *normal bloke* credentials!

calzino, Friday, 7 August 2020 00:56 (one month ago) link

lol goddammit I teach a class on Tuesday at that time (3 pm), the same one I taught this week, and there's noooo chance I'll be able to give them busy work at 3. oh well, will do my best to be the worst teacher alive. I tried to delay the live broadcast and catch up but CBS Access didn't let me. maybe I can 'DVR' it on Youtube TV lol.

Orlando won today so they again play on the same day, lol.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 04:30 (one month ago) link

2-1 Inter after 20 minutes, VAR checking for a penalty.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 10 August 2020 19:29 (one month ago) link

Greenwood again but could be offside

chonky floof (groovypanda), Monday, 10 August 2020 19:47 (one month ago) link

that goal is living a charmed life at the moment

Defund the indefensible (NickB), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:26 (one month ago) link

second half has flown by, really entertaining game but my nerves are shredded already

Defund the indefensible (NickB), Monday, 10 August 2020 20:57 (one month ago) link

pen looked more than a bit soft but i'm saying heck yes just to give my jittering heart a breather

Defund the indefensible (NickB), Monday, 10 August 2020 21:08 (one month ago) link

Some run that

crisp, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:13 (one month ago) link

Terrible pen.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:14 (one month ago) link

Awful!

crisp, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:14 (one month ago) link

It’s the kind you know the player is going to miss because of their stupid run-up.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:15 (one month ago) link

Nani (yes, *that* Nani) missed one like that for Orlando City just a few weeks ago, then he did it again and we all wanted to murder him.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:47 (one month ago) link

i hate this. I've seen like 20% of the match cos of training, though I did see the trip in the box and the missed PK.

going to try and see more of the second half when my class is doing assignments (thank the Lord).

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:48 (one month ago) link

Raul put the pen exactly where he put the Olympiakos one so that was poor but we've played that half well otherwise

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:50 (one month ago) link

Goalkeeper had done his homework.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:51 (one month ago) link

Wide open match, good performance from Wolves bar that miss, nervy as fuck

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:51 (one month ago) link

beautiful run by Adama up to that point too, but i pretty much knew he was going to get mugged. for that reason - easier for a GK to block a Pen then stop Traore from a sure goal like that.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:54 (one month ago) link

Interesting half. Sevilla absolutely dominant without looking very threatening, Wolves potentially capable of scoring on the break at any point.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:56 (one month ago) link

I hear the dominant thing but I think we've threatened more, as I say penalty aside I'd take that performance

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 19:59 (one month ago) link

All the hallmarks of a late 2-0 win to Sevilla. Sorry lads

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:13 (one month ago) link

Jiménez should have overhit his penalty as much as he has every pass so far

crisp, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:18 (one month ago) link

Not sure where a Sevilla goal is going to come from, tbh. it’s not dissimilar to watching Spurs.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:21 (one month ago) link

Shakhtar look pretty safe in the other match.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:22 (one month ago) link

Assumption these days is ‘a penalty’

crisp, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:22 (one month ago) link

Definitely just sucking it up now

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:28 (one month ago) link

I'd've subbed Saiss instead and dropped Donk to centre half but that was coming

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:31 (one month ago) link

4-0 Shakhtar. The semi vs Inter should be a blast.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:45 (one month ago) link

O no.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:47 (one month ago) link

Welp

The Scampos of Young Werther (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 21:00 (one month ago) link

The rare player taken out after the shot penalty

Bruno is stupidly good from the spot though

Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:14 (one month ago) link

He’s the only person who should be allowed to do the silly run-up.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:15 (one month ago) link

Bizarre from Williams there

crisp, Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:44 (one month ago) link

anything Sevilla can do

Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:47 (one month ago) link

that skill from pogba at the end there

Defund the indefensible (NickB), Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:49 (one month ago) link

Rashford has largely been terrible post-lockdown

It's killing us

Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:50 (one month ago) link

ref is a cunt

Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:20 (one month ago) link

Dreadful defending from United

crisp, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:38 (one month ago) link

Lindelof just like "nah"

Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:39 (one month ago) link

Ole is such a chickenshit. Should have brought Ighalo on for Rashford at half-time - gives him three minutes of injury time

Hope we're making some signings!

Number None, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:57 (one month ago) link

Pyatov’s kicking is terrible.

Inter look very comfortable.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:21 (one month ago) link

5-0 Inter. Shakhtar have been shocking.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:40 (one month ago) link

managed to miss this from conte earlier in the season

Antonio Conte, sharing with L’Equipe the advice that he gives his players about how to approach their sex lives. “In periods of competition, it should not last long: you need to put in the minimum effort possible, so it’s best if their partner is on top. It’s preferable to do it with your own wife, that way you are not obliged to put in an exceptional performance.”

oscar bravo, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:52 (one month ago) link

^ thread title still on point

chonky floof (groovypanda), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:58 (one month ago) link

How is Diego Carlos still playing? Three penalties in three consecutive matches and should have been off.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:05 (one month ago) link

All unbelievably stupid.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:05 (one month ago) link

This is great. 2-1 Sevilla, Conte has a yellow card, everyone’s trying to get everyone else sent off.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:35 (one month ago) link

2-2!

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Friday, 21 August 2020 19:36 (one month ago) link

Fair play to Lukakau. He doesn't usually score when the chips are down

Number None, Friday, 21 August 2020 20:56 (one month ago) link


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