Only Spurs rush in: it's the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2018/2019 thread

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed

Fuck yalls disinterest in this shambolic money laundering footy tournament! PSV are in it ffs, after ages. And we're in it to win it.

It's a special year, because the ILX Spurs massive will meet the ILX PSV massive. The latter is, granted, not very massive (it me). But we're off to a surprisingly good start this year. PSV won 0-7 from ADO last weekend, I can't remember the last time Spurs beat ADO by those numbers, if at all. Harr harr, but this is the CL 18/19 thread, since no one bothered to start one before me.

I will tell you all one thing: we will probably finish fourth in this diabolic group. But we have these two:

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:32 (five months ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlzcY3tXcAAB_0l.jpg
https://ep01.epimg.net/deportes/imagenes/2018/09/15/tiempo_extra/1537029425_687194_1537035520_noticia_normal.jpg

Hirving 'Chucky' Lozano and Erick Gutierrez. A true bromance. Played together since they were 11 at Pachuca, Mexico. Now, finally, reunited at PSV. Guti played his first 20 minutes last Saturday, when PSV thrashed ADO 0-7. Guti came on, his first ball contact was delivering a 50 yard pass to his buddy Chucky. Five minutes later he scored like fucking Juninho could, a belter.

They, my friends, are ready. Show me what you've got.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:35 (five months ago) Permalink

These 17:55 kickoffs are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:59 (five months ago) Permalink

jim white couldnt believe it yesterday when it came up
"must be a mistake"

gl lbi!

nxd, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:04 (five months ago) Permalink

fuck football

NAGL usa (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:09 (five months ago) Permalink

hard to judge PSG as opponents tonight - they choke evey year but Mbappe and Neymar on the other hand...

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 11:05 (five months ago) Permalink

true but they usually do well in the group stage

Jibe, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 13:07 (five months ago) Permalink

ty nxd!

Matt DC otm abt the kickoff time obv. I'll probably miss the first 45 mins of the drubbing due to work lol

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 13:46 (five months ago) Permalink

dier already playing shit loose balls across our box

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:58 (five months ago) Permalink

aurier davies offside traps oh god

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:58 (five months ago) Permalink

Making Inter look competent isn’t something anyone else has managed this season, so hats off.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:07 (five months ago) Permalink

ffs we should've scored twice already

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:09 (five months ago) Permalink

this is nuts, we're daring them to press us five yards out

but are playing p well

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:16 (five months ago) Permalink

we are flinging the ball away from ourselves thru aurier lamela and davies atm

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:24 (five months ago) Permalink

ah well, it was good while it lasted. free kick messi one you don't save tho.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:27 (five months ago) Permalink

kane misses a good chance one on one and we look like we will give up a goal before ht imo

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:34 (five months ago) Permalink

feisty game

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:37 (five months ago) Permalink

aurier looks..

good

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:00 (five months ago) Permalink

fuck eric dier now tbh

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:03 (five months ago) Permalink

that feels like a bit of payback for Saturday

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:05 (five months ago) Permalink

Bizarre goal that.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:08 (five months ago) Permalink

well
....as i said, payback for sat

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:08 (five months ago) Permalink

fuck thats a good chance to give away

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:09 (five months ago) Permalink

oh should not be off there

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:14 (five months ago) Permalink

lamela looks at times unstoppable and at times awful

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:15 (five months ago) Permalink

at times unplayable and at times unplayable

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:21 (five months ago) Permalink

reading deems livecomms of a spurs game, you have no idea who's winning or how many goals there have been

imago, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:23 (five months ago) Permalink

but you usually know the ref is a cunt

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:26 (five months ago) Permalink

Take it as read.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:26 (five months ago) Permalink

Can’t really begrudge a goal like that.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:39 (five months ago) Permalink

ahahahahaha fuck me

imago, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:39 (five months ago) Permalink

This felt very comfortable and now I'm absolutely shitting it.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:40 (five months ago) Permalink

Gah

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:44 (five months ago) Permalink

you fucking cunts

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (five months ago) Permalink

winks came on a threw that game

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (five months ago) Permalink

inexcusable, far worse than juve

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (five months ago) Permalink

Poch out

Inter were fairly shit. They spent most of the match looking for Spurs players to be booked

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:50 (five months ago) Permalink

spurs best performance this season but that was two shit goals to concede at any stage on any stage

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:58 (five months ago) Permalink

love2too fight w/ Spurs for third place

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:15 (five months ago) Permalink

oh we wont be fighting

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:19 (five months ago) Permalink

neither will we tbh

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:19 (five months ago) Permalink

Studge

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:35 (five months ago) Permalink

Liverpool v much on dis ting

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:40 (five months ago) Permalink

Who does Tuchel remind me of? An actor, prob, but I can't figure it out?

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:45 (five months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/search?q=tuchel%20looks%20like&src=typd

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:59 (five months ago) Permalink

Not a 2nd half team & neymar and mbappe have hardly broken a sweat yet

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:05 (five months ago) Permalink

xp damn, didn't know that was a thing

think he reminds me most of the guy playing the wiz in seinfeld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRf_A07Elyw

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:51 (five months ago) Permalink

PSG are a joke

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:53 (five months ago) Permalink

Otm. Good for Firminho to get it

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:56 (five months ago) Permalink

I came late and didn't know the lineups and spent much of the first half wondering if neymar or mbappe had even started

gbx, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:57 (five months ago) Permalink

Angel di Maria I know I know it's serious

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:42 (one week ago) Permalink

A former United teammate of di Maria described the winger as “talented but a complete fanny”

bet that was young too tbh

goats eat grandma (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:46 (one week ago) Permalink

Cant see United remaining at 11 either if Pogba and Young carry on as they are

groovypanda, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:47 (one week ago) Permalink

ref seems v card happy too

goats eat grandma (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:47 (one week ago) Permalink

thought i might as well take the last chance to see spurs in the cl in my lifetime so ive only gone and picked up dortmund tickets

I'll be there as well, let me know if you want a fight at half-time.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:52 (one week ago) Permalink

Been completely nullified by PSG

Sanchez for Lingard might not actually be the worst turn of events

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 20:52 (one week ago) Permalink

Kinda nicely balanced this in terms of weaknesses

Slightly drunk and arguing about the Solskjaer bubble probly not helping here tbh

Stephen Yakkety-Yaxley-Rosbif (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:05 (one week ago) Permalink

ypung is a piece of shit

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:06 (one week ago) Permalink

xp noted matt, tho flying in the afternoon and out the morning means i might save it til ive a few days in the city and can do myself full justice

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:07 (one week ago) Permalink

counterpoint: PSG are a pack of diving cunts

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:08 (one week ago) Permalink

Oh dear

groovypanda, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:17 (one week ago) Permalink

Should be off

Cunt cunt cunt

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:17 (one week ago) Permalink

Subs have killed us. Alves with the freedom of the pitch now

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:20 (one week ago) Permalink

Felled by a complete fanny

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:25 (one week ago) Permalink

di maria offside for the second goal?

thomasintrouble, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:31 (one week ago) Permalink

Looked possible, yeah

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:32 (one week ago) Permalink

Didn't get a proper replay

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:32 (one week ago) Permalink

ppl rly struggling with not kicking it at the opposition itm

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:36 (one week ago) Permalink

ypung is a piece of shit

― ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, February 12, 2019 9:06 PM (thirty-six minutes ago)

ok, agreed

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:43 (one week ago) Permalink

alright, i'm definitely 100% convinced Sanchez is done now

there is no there there

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:50 (one week ago) Permalink

LOL Pogba sent off.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:52 (one week ago) Permalink

thanks, UEFA

Number None, Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:53 (one week ago) Permalink

jesus sanchez is so far below the level here

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:55 (one week ago) Permalink

well that would've cheered jose up anyway

goats eat grandma (NickB), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 21:59 (one week ago) Permalink

My favourite stat of the day is that Buffon"s first Champions League game was 44 days before Marcus Rashford was born.

Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 22:33 (one week ago) Permalink

xp take the good out of it why dont you

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 22:38 (one week ago) Permalink

Can't believe these two sub-par teams haven't produced an obvious CL winner between them

Stephen Yakkety-Yaxley-Rosbif (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 February 2019 23:18 (one week ago) Permalink

Alderweireld, Vertonghen, Foyth and Sanchez all starting.

ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:05 (six days ago) Permalink

If Foyth manages to go 90 minutes without conceding a penalty against Pulisic and Sancho I will be pleasantly surprised.

ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:07 (six days ago) Permalink

vertonghen lb so

possible that toby goes to rb even

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:10 (six days ago) Permalink

Aurier probably RB with a flat back 3, though Foyth can play CM

ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:12 (six days ago) Permalink

better than aurier can play rb anyways

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 19:15 (six days ago) Permalink

poch looking sharp tonight

ogmor, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:02 (six days ago) Permalink

aurier and foyth so much worse irl

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 20:42 (six days ago) Permalink

Woo!

What a cross.

ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:06 (six days ago) Permalink

im gettin her a fuckin cuppa FFS

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:08 (six days ago) Permalink

Vertonghen has been superb l

ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:42 (six days ago) Permalink

Oh my word

groovypanda, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:42 (six days ago) Permalink

Should play left back rest of season now

groovypanda, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:43 (six days ago) Permalink

lol what is Vertonghen on

Number None, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:43 (six days ago) Permalink

!!!!!

ShariVari, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:45 (six days ago) Permalink

Holy fuck

groovypanda, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:47 (six days ago) Permalink

ahhh that's as good a Euro performance as I can remember tho I feel like Juve first leg was more satisfying last year

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:54 (six days ago) Permalink

Ajax were hard done by

. (Michael B), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:56 (six days ago) Permalink

that was banging

ogmor, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 21:59 (six days ago) Permalink

deems has to go to every game now

groovypanda, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:00 (six days ago) Permalink

It's been a long time since I've hugged that many random people.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:22 (six days ago) Permalink

pondering the actual number of people who on realising Jan had moved to an active centre-forward role said something to the effect of 'wtf no come on' out loud before events took place

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:26 (six days ago) Permalink

challop- hes always been a great lb and shouldve been a cover option there a long time since

challop2- better holding midfielder than anyone else we have too

challop3- and cf cover

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:33 (six days ago) Permalink

challop4 and lover

ɪmˈpəʊzɪŋ (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 February 2019 22:34 (six days ago) Permalink


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.