Only Spurs rush in: it's the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2018/2019 thread

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Fuck yalls disinterest in this shambolic money laundering footy tournament! PSV are in it ffs, after ages. And we're in it to win it.

It's a special year, because the ILX Spurs massive will meet the ILX PSV massive. The latter is, granted, not very massive (it me). But we're off to a surprisingly good start this year. PSV won 0-7 from ADO last weekend, I can't remember the last time Spurs beat ADO by those numbers, if at all. Harr harr, but this is the CL 18/19 thread, since no one bothered to start one before me.

I will tell you all one thing: we will probably finish fourth in this diabolic group. But we have these two:

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:32 (two months ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlzcY3tXcAAB_0l.jpg
https://ep01.epimg.net/deportes/imagenes/2018/09/15/tiempo_extra/1537029425_687194_1537035520_noticia_normal.jpg

Hirving 'Chucky' Lozano and Erick Gutierrez. A true bromance. Played together since they were 11 at Pachuca, Mexico. Now, finally, reunited at PSV. Guti played his first 20 minutes last Saturday, when PSV thrashed ADO 0-7. Guti came on, his first ball contact was delivering a 50 yard pass to his buddy Chucky. Five minutes later he scored like fucking Juninho could, a belter.

They, my friends, are ready. Show me what you've got.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:35 (two months ago) Permalink

These 17:55 kickoffs are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:59 (two months ago) Permalink

jim white couldnt believe it yesterday when it came up
"must be a mistake"

gl lbi!

nxd, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:04 (two months ago) Permalink

fuck football

NAGL usa (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:09 (two months ago) Permalink

hard to judge PSG as opponents tonight - they choke evey year but Mbappe and Neymar on the other hand...

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 11:05 (two months ago) Permalink

true but they usually do well in the group stage

Jibe, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 13:07 (two months ago) Permalink

ty nxd!

Matt DC otm abt the kickoff time obv. I'll probably miss the first 45 mins of the drubbing due to work lol

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 13:46 (two months ago) Permalink

dier already playing shit loose balls across our box

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:58 (two months ago) Permalink

aurier davies offside traps oh god

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:58 (two months ago) Permalink

Making Inter look competent isn’t something anyone else has managed this season, so hats off.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:07 (two months ago) Permalink

ffs we should've scored twice already

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:09 (two months ago) Permalink

this is nuts, we're daring them to press us five yards out

but are playing p well

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:16 (two months ago) Permalink

we are flinging the ball away from ourselves thru aurier lamela and davies atm

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:24 (two months ago) Permalink

ah well, it was good while it lasted. free kick messi one you don't save tho.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:27 (two months ago) Permalink

kane misses a good chance one on one and we look like we will give up a goal before ht imo

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:34 (two months ago) Permalink

feisty game

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:37 (two months ago) Permalink

aurier looks..

good

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:00 (two months ago) Permalink

fuck eric dier now tbh

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:03 (two months ago) Permalink

that feels like a bit of payback for Saturday

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:05 (two months ago) Permalink

Bizarre goal that.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:08 (two months ago) Permalink

well
....as i said, payback for sat

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:08 (two months ago) Permalink

fuck thats a good chance to give away

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:09 (two months ago) Permalink

oh should not be off there

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:14 (two months ago) Permalink

lamela looks at times unstoppable and at times awful

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:15 (two months ago) Permalink

at times unplayable and at times unplayable

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:21 (two months ago) Permalink

reading deems livecomms of a spurs game, you have no idea who's winning or how many goals there have been

imago, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:23 (two months ago) Permalink

but you usually know the ref is a cunt

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:26 (two months ago) Permalink

Take it as read.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:26 (two months ago) Permalink

Can’t really begrudge a goal like that.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:39 (two months ago) Permalink

ahahahahaha fuck me

imago, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:39 (two months ago) Permalink

This felt very comfortable and now I'm absolutely shitting it.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:40 (two months ago) Permalink

Gah

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:44 (two months ago) Permalink

you fucking cunts

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (two months ago) Permalink

winks came on a threw that game

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (two months ago) Permalink

inexcusable, far worse than juve

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (two months ago) Permalink

Poch out

Inter were fairly shit. They spent most of the match looking for Spurs players to be booked

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:50 (two months ago) Permalink

spurs best performance this season but that was two shit goals to concede at any stage on any stage

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:58 (two months ago) Permalink

love2too fight w/ Spurs for third place

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:15 (two months ago) Permalink

oh we wont be fighting

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:19 (two months ago) Permalink

neither will we tbh

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:19 (two months ago) Permalink

Studge

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:35 (two months ago) Permalink

Liverpool v much on dis ting

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:40 (two months ago) Permalink

Who does Tuchel remind me of? An actor, prob, but I can't figure it out?

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:45 (two months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/search?q=tuchel%20looks%20like&src=typd

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:59 (two months ago) Permalink

Not a 2nd half team & neymar and mbappe have hardly broken a sweat yet

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:05 (two months ago) Permalink

xp damn, didn't know that was a thing

think he reminds me most of the guy playing the wiz in seinfeld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRf_A07Elyw

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:51 (two months ago) Permalink

PSG are a joke

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:53 (two months ago) Permalink

Otm. Good for Firminho to get it

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:56 (two months ago) Permalink

I came late and didn't know the lineups and spent much of the first half wondering if neymar or mbappe had even started

gbx, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:57 (two months ago) Permalink

I believe it's the latter

Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:21 (two days ago) Permalink

Yeah, from the beeb:

Spurs are second, ahead of Inter because they have a better head-to-head record in their two matches - they lead the Italians on away goals.

They lost 2-1 to Inter in the San Siro in their first meeting in September. So that's 2-2 on aggregate, as it were, after their 1-0 home win.

This all means that if Spurs finish level on points with Inter they will be the ones who go through.

So, Spurs will qualify if their result at Barcelona matches or betters Inter's result at home to PSV.

xp

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:22 (two days ago) Permalink

Talking to a merican guy watching Liverpool in our local and for 10 minutes I wanted to say "hey you're not gbx are you?"

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:27 (two days ago) Permalink

hahaha

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:27 (two days ago) Permalink

would love a PSV win that would also help Spurs tbh. Truth is we're not great atm, keeping Inter at bay. Dangerous counters we have tho, and we sure love counters.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:30 (two days ago) Permalink

heartbreaking cowardly slipping fucks

eriksen shitting it, that fk that gave kwp his chance to shine was a pisstake

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:30 (two days ago) Permalink

kwp falling over, just keeps falling over how can you be a footballer when you just keep falling over

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:31 (two days ago) Permalink

robben made a career out of it tbf

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:32 (two days ago) Permalink

We keep passing backwards from advanced positions and we don't have the bite in midfield to deal with a counter. Dier should be on the pitch.

I don't think I knew about Valverde ending Poch's playing career though. Narrative.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:33 (two days ago) Permalink

son you fool how can you be a footballer if you dont know when to fall over

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:33 (two days ago) Permalink

vermaelen should be off

winks passing is gonna give Barca another

were gonna win btw

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:34 (two days ago) Permalink

I don't think I knew about Valverde ending Poch's playing career though. Narrative.

For real?!

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:34 (two days ago) Permalink

He dropped Poch as manager and he never played again.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:35 (two days ago) Permalink

We look very threatening but also extremely brittle.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:37 (two days ago) Permalink

Did not know that.

Icardi, Perisic and esp Napolitano giving us grief. We're still strong but highly unstable atm... Clinging on to a chance 0-1 like grim death can be so very beautiful.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:37 (two days ago) Permalink

barca have given it away all night

but alli eriksen son all poor, very flat

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:47 (two days ago) Permalink

Napoli don't look remotely like scoring there

BT's commentary plumbing new depths

Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 20:50 (two days ago) Permalink

hugely frustrating we ahould be punishing this rabble but are gonna concede shit goals again

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:12 (two days ago) Permalink

may not have played against a worse defence this season tbh

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:14 (two days ago) Permalink

kwp is killing us with hesitancy and alli with carelessness

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:15 (two days ago) Permalink

Brief enthusiasm about seeing Lamela come on immediately deflated by seeing Messi strip off. Plus the realisation this means Sissoko at RB.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:21 (two days ago) Permalink

ffs icardi :(((((

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:30 (two days ago) Permalink

The 'Pool v Napoli game is getting too open for my liking

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:40 (two days ago) Permalink

Goal!

ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:42 (two days ago) Permalink

Inter aren't trying anymore since they heard the Barca-Spurs scoreline (and their manager made scenes about it), just passing on the ball quietly and undignified.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:42 (two days ago) Permalink

SPURSSSSSS

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:42 (two days ago) Permalink

Inter will score again so Spurs had better not settle.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:43 (two days ago) Permalink

Inter will not score again.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:43 (two days ago) Permalink

oh jesus Danny

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:46 (two days ago) Permalink

Inter will not score again

Stfu

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:48 (two days ago) Permalink

great that we're going so hard to win but my heart

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:48 (two days ago) Permalink

It’s over

ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:54 (two days ago) Permalink

God bless Chucky.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:54 (two days ago) Permalink

ms mac gon get it tonight

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:54 (two days ago) Permalink

What A Miss

that didn't mattee

I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:55 (two days ago) Permalink

absolutely piss poor effort from Napoli

and it wasn't that good of a save Clive

Number None, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:56 (two days ago) Permalink

moussa sissoko best player on the pitch

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 21:58 (two days ago) Permalink

Mane missed 2 sitters, last one was particularly shocking, frustrating. He gets himself into good positions but bottles it

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:06 (two days ago) Permalink

healthy amount of suffering, incredible result considering the situation 3 games ago. nice one psv!

ogmor, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:08 (two days ago) Permalink

Inter will not score again

Stfu

― Matt DC, Tuesday, December 11, 2018 10:48 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

?!?

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:31 (two days ago) Permalink

Nabbed a good point at Meazza. God bless Chucky indeed.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 22:32 (two days ago) Permalink

i believe matt was using no more than the customary aggression towards a jinxing cunt ya jinxing cuntya

technically the international left but one (darraghmac), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 23:17 (two days ago) Permalink

Talking to a merican guy watching Liverpool in our local and for 10 minutes I wanted to say "hey you're not gbx are you?"

― I Accept the Word of Santa (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, December 11, 2018 1:27 PM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

i was at work :(

gbx, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 03:03 (yesterday) Permalink

lol

Number None, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:08 (yesterday) Permalink

FUCK OFF EEYORE

thomasintrouble, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:08 (yesterday) Permalink

we are so bad

it genuinely defies description

Number None, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:11 (yesterday) Permalink

Did Real send out their Under-12 team?

It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:12 (yesterday) Permalink

Lukaku is the worst striker Utd have had in 30 years

Number None, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:31 (yesterday) Permalink

Enjoying the City game. Could be about 5 all

groovypanda, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 21:32 (yesterday) Permalink


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