Only Spurs rush in: it's the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2018/2019 thread

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Fuck yalls disinterest in this shambolic money laundering footy tournament! PSV are in it ffs, after ages. And we're in it to win it.

It's a special year, because the ILX Spurs massive will meet the ILX PSV massive. The latter is, granted, not very massive (it me). But we're off to a surprisingly good start this year. PSV won 0-7 from ADO last weekend, I can't remember the last time Spurs beat ADO by those numbers, if at all. Harr harr, but this is the CL 18/19 thread, since no one bothered to start one before me.

I will tell you all one thing: we will probably finish fourth in this diabolic group. But we have these two:

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:32 (nine months ago) Permalink

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlzcY3tXcAAB_0l.jpg
https://ep01.epimg.net/deportes/imagenes/2018/09/15/tiempo_extra/1537029425_687194_1537035520_noticia_normal.jpg

Hirving 'Chucky' Lozano and Erick Gutierrez. A true bromance. Played together since they were 11 at Pachuca, Mexico. Now, finally, reunited at PSV. Guti played his first 20 minutes last Saturday, when PSV thrashed ADO 0-7. Guti came on, his first ball contact was delivering a 50 yard pass to his buddy Chucky. Five minutes later he scored like fucking Juninho could, a belter.

They, my friends, are ready. Show me what you've got.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 17 September 2018 19:35 (nine months ago) Permalink

These 17:55 kickoffs are an abomination in the eyes of the Lord.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 09:59 (nine months ago) Permalink

jim white couldnt believe it yesterday when it came up
"must be a mistake"

gl lbi!

nxd, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:04 (nine months ago) Permalink

fuck football

NAGL usa (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 10:09 (nine months ago) Permalink

hard to judge PSG as opponents tonight - they choke evey year but Mbappe and Neymar on the other hand...

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 11:05 (nine months ago) Permalink

true but they usually do well in the group stage

Jibe, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 13:07 (nine months ago) Permalink

ty nxd!

Matt DC otm abt the kickoff time obv. I'll probably miss the first 45 mins of the drubbing due to work lol

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 13:46 (nine months ago) Permalink

dier already playing shit loose balls across our box

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:58 (nine months ago) Permalink

aurier davies offside traps oh god

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 16:58 (nine months ago) Permalink

Making Inter look competent isn’t something anyone else has managed this season, so hats off.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:07 (nine months ago) Permalink

ffs we should've scored twice already

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:09 (nine months ago) Permalink

this is nuts, we're daring them to press us five yards out

but are playing p well

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:16 (nine months ago) Permalink

we are flinging the ball away from ourselves thru aurier lamela and davies atm

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:24 (nine months ago) Permalink

ah well, it was good while it lasted. free kick messi one you don't save tho.

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:27 (nine months ago) Permalink

kane misses a good chance one on one and we look like we will give up a goal before ht imo

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:34 (nine months ago) Permalink

feisty game

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 17:37 (nine months ago) Permalink

aurier looks..

good

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:00 (nine months ago) Permalink

fuck eric dier now tbh

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:03 (nine months ago) Permalink

that feels like a bit of payback for Saturday

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:05 (nine months ago) Permalink

Bizarre goal that.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:08 (nine months ago) Permalink

well
....as i said, payback for sat

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:08 (nine months ago) Permalink

fuck thats a good chance to give away

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:09 (nine months ago) Permalink

oh should not be off there

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:14 (nine months ago) Permalink

lamela looks at times unstoppable and at times awful

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:15 (nine months ago) Permalink

at times unplayable and at times unplayable

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:21 (nine months ago) Permalink

reading deems livecomms of a spurs game, you have no idea who's winning or how many goals there have been

imago, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:23 (nine months ago) Permalink

but you usually know the ref is a cunt

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:26 (nine months ago) Permalink

Take it as read.

Zach Same (Tom D.), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:26 (nine months ago) Permalink

Can’t really begrudge a goal like that.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:39 (nine months ago) Permalink

ahahahahaha fuck me

imago, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:39 (nine months ago) Permalink

This felt very comfortable and now I'm absolutely shitting it.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:40 (nine months ago) Permalink

Gah

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:44 (nine months ago) Permalink

you fucking cunts

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (nine months ago) Permalink

winks came on a threw that game

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (nine months ago) Permalink

inexcusable, far worse than juve

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:48 (nine months ago) Permalink

Poch out

Inter were fairly shit. They spent most of the match looking for Spurs players to be booked

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:50 (nine months ago) Permalink

spurs best performance this season but that was two shit goals to concede at any stage on any stage

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 18:58 (nine months ago) Permalink

love2too fight w/ Spurs for third place

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:15 (nine months ago) Permalink

oh we wont be fighting

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:19 (nine months ago) Permalink

neither will we tbh

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:19 (nine months ago) Permalink

Studge

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:35 (nine months ago) Permalink

Liverpool v much on dis ting

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:40 (nine months ago) Permalink

Who does Tuchel remind me of? An actor, prob, but I can't figure it out?

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:45 (nine months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/search?q=tuchel%20looks%20like&src=typd

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 19:59 (nine months ago) Permalink

Not a 2nd half team & neymar and mbappe have hardly broken a sweat yet

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:05 (nine months ago) Permalink

xp damn, didn't know that was a thing

think he reminds me most of the guy playing the wiz in seinfeld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRf_A07Elyw

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:51 (nine months ago) Permalink

PSG are a joke

Number None, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:53 (nine months ago) Permalink

Otm. Good for Firminho to get it

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:56 (nine months ago) Permalink

I came late and didn't know the lineups and spent much of the first half wondering if neymar or mbappe had even started

gbx, Tuesday, 18 September 2018 20:57 (nine months ago) Permalink

Oh, I've just noticed it's not on Freeview anywhere and fuck going out to watch it, so I'll just have to find something else to do to pass the time.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:48 (three weeks ago) Permalink

haven't made it out to the bar yet but i'm gonna guess it'll be lfc>>>>spuds here in new mex too

gbx, Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:49 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Xp, it’s streaming on YouTube.

ShariVari, Saturday, 1 June 2019 16:56 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Tottenham Hot Spuds

. (Michael B), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:01 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Us yanks are havin a watch party at a friend's

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:17 (three weeks ago) Permalink

yes free on YouTube, it's a BT jubilee

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:56 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Big of them.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 17:57 (three weeks ago) Permalink

think i might be sick i'm so nervous for this

FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:00 (three weeks ago) Permalink

stoked for the madness

gbx, Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:01 (three weeks ago) Permalink

brought my bike to a screeching halt to take this pic.twitter.com/v8HYtJeLjr

— kate lindsay (@kathrynfiona) June 1, 2019

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:19 (three weeks ago) Permalink

haven't made it out to the bar yet but i'm gonna guess it'll be lfc>>>>spuds here in new mex too


I was very wrong -- place is crawling with spuds

gbx, Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:47 (three weeks ago) Permalink

there's been a long-building oversaturation, compulsion and joylessness to my relationship with football and this years champions league grind has clarified for me what madness the whole thing is. my plan is to watch this and then kiss the whole thing goodbye

ogmor, Saturday, 1 June 2019 18:50 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Going well so far

ShariVari, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:04 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Uh right, starting off stupid.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:05 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Just hanging the washing out ref. Nothing to see.

lefal junglist platton (wtev), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:08 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Selfish from Spurs. Arsenal fans 100% need the illicit, masochistic thrill of Spurs somehow winning the Champions League and they're absolutely fucking it

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:12 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Spurs the better side despite the goal

FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:15 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Is the heat having an effect here? Both on fans and players? Feels fairly flat, oddly.

FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:28 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Poor match so far. I was very much in the Liverpool camp since putting a tenner on them to beat Spurs in the final after the first leg of the semis, have now bunged £50 on a Spurs win so am happy for football to be the winner.

Blandford Forum, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:29 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Lucas on for Kane at the half if Poch has any balls

Number None, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:43 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Like watching paint dry tbh.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:47 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Danny Rose best player on the pitch so far

Blandford Forum, Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:47 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Not helped by having not one but two pisspoor summarizers in McManaman and Jenas.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:50 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Dull half

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:51 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Felt like an MLS half

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:52 (three weeks ago) Permalink

So obv final score will be 5-4

Got your butt drank (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:52 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Michael "Interesting" Owen in the studio @ half time, joy of joys.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 19:59 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I hope Klopp has had a go at half-time, that was poor from Liverpool.

FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:06 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Some abysmal football in this game. I don't think Spurs have had a shot on target yet. After an hour.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:27 (three weeks ago) Permalink

2019: the year england fuck it up for everybody

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:30 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Llorente on for Kane imo

Blandford Forum, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:32 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Best part of the final is how the stadium looks incredible.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:36 (three weeks ago) Permalink

After 72 minutes, Alisson called on to make a save.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:39 (three weeks ago) Permalink

A shot! An actual shot!

ShariVari, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:42 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Good advert for English football

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:44 (three weeks ago) Permalink

30 seconds of top class entertainment.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:45 (three weeks ago) Permalink

my YouTube stream literally glitched exactly for that goal

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:50 (three weeks ago) Permalink

grim

Number None, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:50 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Mine's is about 3 minutes behind, so I don't know who's scored yet.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:52 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Is there still time to give it to Ajax?

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:52 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Oh, right. Poch out.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:53 (three weeks ago) Permalink

No side in the world could beat Liverpool playing at that level

FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 20:58 (three weeks ago) Permalink

I’ve just seen my post and realised it says Spuds, not Spurs. That wasn’t intentional.

No, I think you were right first time.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:01 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Good run

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:12 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Thoughts and prayers with Michael Jones in this difficult moment.

Stevie T, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:15 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Dream everyone. Dream, work, believe https://t.co/vijJm7bG9O

— Graham Hunter (@BumperGraham) June 1, 2019

FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:16 (three weeks ago) Permalink

It was hard to actually feel the buzz for a while cos the game was so turgid and painful (and because I watched it home alone since I have to fly home for a funeral very early tomorrow) but I am feeling it now.

FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:18 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Congratulations to Liverpool supporting pals. (/Hughie Green)

Michael Jones, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:24 (three weeks ago) Permalink

keep it tight first few minutes anyway lads

if poch goes he goes with my sincere thanks he can take dele fuckin alli with him

godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:26 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Maybe Poch didn't focus enough on his energy lemons

FernandoHierro, Saturday, 1 June 2019 21:46 (three weeks ago) Permalink


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