Harry Kane

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Harry Kane

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Harry fucking Kane like 5
Harry Kane 3
Srsly Harry Kane 3
Harry Kane wtf 0


remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 00:24 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Winner of this poll goes fwd to face twp

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 00:24 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Oh man that's a cracking piece of broadsheet piety to enliven the post-Christmas lull. What's worse, the implication that Harry Kane hasn't thought about Tottenham Hotspur's all-time highest goalscorer, or that Real Football Man Alan Shearer didn't carry around a massive boner at being a record-breaker, however bogus.

Matt DC, Friday, 29 December 2017 11:14 (eleven months ago) Permalink

I have a huge amount of time for Kane. He's a great lad and a fantastic footballer and I don't believe for one second that his memory of football only starts in 1992.

Harry Kane was born in 1993.

Matt DC, Friday, 29 December 2017 11:15 (eleven months ago) Permalink

That was the final insult, making money off the backs of men who gave their lives to the game but if the Premier League and Sky have their way, they will all be cast to one side and their memories trampled on.

Pay footballers footballers' wages IMO.

Matt DC, Friday, 29 December 2017 11:22 (eleven months ago) Permalink

I love that he's complaining about fake records while talking earnestly about goals in a calendar year.

Matt DC, Friday, 29 December 2017 11:26 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Giles is awful but valuable

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 12:12 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Nonetheless probably just as well he's confined to Ireland's shores.

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Friday, 29 December 2017 12:18 (eleven months ago) Permalink

He wears trackie pants and runners under the desk. Heard it from a few sources. Laudable

remember the lmao (darraghmac), Friday, 29 December 2017 12:31 (eleven months ago) Permalink

i've been moaning about Sky's pretending 1992 was Year Zero forever but i don't really think it's Harry Kane's fault and i don't really think anybody who matters is actually trying to rewrite history

a Rambo in curved air (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 December 2017 13:30 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Well I heard that Dixie Dean and a still pissed Jimmy Greaves running past beer-monster Cb's wasn't much of a marvel. Back in the 20's some managers wouldn't even know who they were playing until the bus turned up. Fucking piece of piss getting 60+ goals back then.

calzino, Friday, 29 December 2017 13:35 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 31 December 2017 00:01 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 1 January 2018 00:01 (eleven months ago) Permalink

ten months pass...

150th Tottenham goal tonight. 228 games.

I'm beginning to think this guy could make it.

lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Wednesday, 7 November 2018 00:56 (one month ago) Permalink


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