Most OTM answer to 'What club should I adopt as my favorite in the Premier League in 2010'

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Arsenal: If you want to be spectacularly irritating and admire pretty football that never ever wins anything.

Aston Villa: If you want a young, exciting team of mostly English players with a very good and likeable manager and a chance of the big time. Also some moral high-ground for being sensibly run.

Birmingham: If you are the most boring man in the world.

Blackburn Rovers: If you don't really want to see or say anything of interest for a season.

Blackpool: If you're all about plucky underdogs and the most quotable manager in the country.

Bolton Wanderers: I can't actually think of any reason why you'd choose Bolton.

Everton: See Aston Villa above, with the added bonus of Mikel Arteta who is one of the best players in the league. Also someone needs to share Steady Mike's pain.

Fulham: More plucky underdogs, although I think you may have missed the boat on this one.

Liverpool: Officially now also plucky underdogs. This season can't be much worse than the last one.

Manchester City: If you want batshit thrills and and absolute boatload of money and the genuine possibility of potentially becoming one of the biggest clubs in the world at some point.

Newcastle United: If you like chaos, comedy, disappointment and standing in the rain bellowing with your gut hanging out.

Stoke City: If you want that periodic giantkilling feeling and don't mind not having things like attractive football or 11 players on the pitch.

Sunderland: There is no reason to bother with Sunderland.

Tottenham Hotspur: What Darragh said, they're on the up and will be exciting this season.

West Bromwich Albion: If you want to play attractive attacking football all season, get smashed and then go down.

West Ham United: Do you like chirpy cockneys, bubbles, racism and porn star barons? If so West Ham are your team.

Wigan Athletic: They might unearth one kid who'll go onto signing for Man United.

Wolverhampton: Noodle Vague will like you.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Sunderland 2
Wolverhampton 1
Newcastle United 1
Blackpool 1
Aston Villa 1
West Ham United 0
Wigan Athletic 0
Tottenham Hotspur 0
Stoke City 0
West Bromwich Albion 0
Man City 0
Liverpool 0
Fulham 0
Everton 0
Bolton Wanderers 0
Blackburn Rovers 0
Birmingham 0
Arsenal 0


mookieproof, Saturday, 24 June 2017 02:10 (two years ago) link

half of that lot aren't in the premiership now, it's kind of amazing

imago, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:28 (two years ago) link

most otm = newcastle or birmingham
least otm = west brom

imago, Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:30 (two years ago) link

pretty sure Wolves is permanently otm

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:31 (two years ago) link

also otm here:

Arsenal, Blackburn, Bolton, Man City, Newcastle, Sunderland, West Ham

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 June 2017 10:33 (two years ago) link

Newcastle

quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Saturday, 24 June 2017 11:25 (two years ago) link

If you take out the word "comedy" then the Newcastle one is a straight Mike Ashley profile.

calzino, Saturday, 24 June 2017 12:34 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 30 June 2017 00:01 (two years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 1 July 2017 00:01 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

Lol

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 9 October 2019 01:00 (two months ago) link


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