it's started ffs, gotta get on with it. hat tip to rtc for this year's title. let the moaning commence.
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 19:24 (eight years ago) link
stoked for the sadness
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 5 August 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link
going by the radio commentary "it's started" may be an exaggeration
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 19:28 (eight years ago) link
it will have been asked who's ready
― imago, Friday, 5 August 2016 19:30 (eight years ago) link
our only serious rivals for the title are choking already, excellent
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 5 August 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link
rafa is definitely not ready
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 19:40 (eight years ago) link
do need some jpegs up in this tho
http://i.imgur.com/pYip17P.jpg
HE'S RUDDY
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 19:41 (eight years ago) link
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/67/590x/ross-444798.jpg
HE'LL TAKE HIS IN READIES, CHEERS
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 20:09 (eight years ago) link
http://worldsoccertalk.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/massimo-cellino.png
HE'S READY
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 20:11 (eight years ago) link
HE'S READY AGAIN ALREADY
http://www.expressandstar.com/wpmvc/wp/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/shi-beer.jpg
HE'S READY TO PARTY
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 20:12 (eight years ago) link
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/content/dam/football/2016/05/24/Xia_NEIL_CONNOR_1-large_trans++V3svVdN4VzwsRrPaP9W1heg7keiGOikSkuCgacRW2xE.jpg
HE'S TELLING ANYONE WHO'LL LISTEN HOW READY HE IS
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 5 August 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link
http://www.burtonalbionfc.co.uk/cms_images/clough4x3241-2703719_478x359.jpg
HE'S GOT A PORTRAIT IN THE ATTIC SOMEWHERE
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link
http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/D486/production/_83960445_nigel_pearson2.jpg
HE'S READY TO TAKE IT OUTSIDE
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 20:16 (eight years ago) link
tell you what bolo, i've gone to the unneccessary trouble of watching the second half with the actual farewell my concubine ost playing over the top and i'm not ashamed to admit it imbues this and likely any other champo slog with a savagely romantic tearful grace
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 20:26 (eight years ago) link
speaking of grace, that little pirouette to control with the back and take a Newcastle player out of the game was p. sweet
― Windsor Davies, Friday, 5 August 2016 20:28 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/748973218241847296/cdhJZQVe.jpgThis volkisch 6"4 Robbie Savage alike that nobody has ever heard of is ready
― calzino, Friday, 5 August 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/markhowell88/status/761660011324043264
xp sure was
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 20:30 (eight years ago) link
INITIATING RAFAWATCH...
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 August 2016 20:39 (eight years ago) link
see i'd assumed big matt smith was a provincial lad but i've never heard a player more fulham in my life. can imagine patrick bamford prospering alongside
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 20:44 (eight years ago) link
prospering as in throwing up outside a wine bar wearing red chinos obv
― r|t|c, Friday, 5 August 2016 20:46 (eight years ago) link
Absolutely lagged and hungover to fuck, but totally psyched for today. Typically excellent work by r|t|c for the new thread title, whether intentional or not.
― calzino, Saturday, 6 August 2016 07:57 (eight years ago) link
we're already off the bottom of the table so good work Zenga
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 08:33 (eight years ago) link
after trying to find out who michael hefele (the big man posted above) was and then falling down a terriers wormhole reading about their other fun summer signings you've never heard of i too am very psyched for hudds v brentford. game of the day! nm derby brighton. hopefully there will be a stream
to sum up they now have - two german cbs, one very accomplished, the other the big lummox- a giant monster midfield with 6ft4 croatian prison guard next to big young billing and easter island whitehead- four tricky new amcs- ellis kachunga
of course now i've said this i can only apologise in advance for terriers 1-3 bees, scannell consolation
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 09:26 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/georgeelokobi/status/761848553580929024
mods plz embed to op
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 10:24 (eight years ago) link
QPR are hoping to complete the signing of winger Yeni Ngbakoto from French club Metz but face competition from Wolves.
Rangers have spent several weeks trying to negotiate a deal to sign the 24-year-old and looked set to get their man.
But there is late interest from Wolves, who
http://i.imgur.com/9MH3W8e.gif
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 10:36 (eight years ago) link
how many wingers do we want?
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 10:46 (eight years ago) link
i'd like to apologize to everybody in the thread because "late interest from Wolves" is obv our new thing
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 10:47 (eight years ago) link
the Zenga bus is stalling
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 14:26 (eight years ago) link
lol
― imago, Saturday, 6 August 2016 14:29 (eight years ago) link
Warnock abides
― imago, Saturday, 6 August 2016 14:30 (eight years ago) link
Stelling losing it a bit, referring to Cinnamon Jackson, saying the same team twice when announcing a match etc
― imago, Saturday, 6 August 2016 14:41 (eight years ago) link
more sick about grant ward (debut hat trick off the wing for ipswich) than i am bodvarsson (also scored, obviously) and ngbakoto. you'd think we'd at least have cornered the fucking market on spurs rejects...
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 16:01 (eight years ago) link
lol i seem to have missed some excitement this afty while i was watching the kids do musical theatre
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 16:06 (eight years ago) link
http://www.expressandstar.com/sport/wolverhampton-wanderers-fc/2016/08/06/breaking-jorge-mendes-fosun-chairman-and-benfica-president-attend-wolves-v-rotherham/
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 16:30 (eight years ago) link
oh man Kasey Palmer's debut was something. A few touches and he scores the winner and then a ridiculous 10 minute spell when everyone is standing every time he is on the ball. New keeper Danny Ward is commanding and looks like a class prospect + fuck Brentford's dirty swarming tactics during set-pieces - pure fucking Wally Downes bs is that, Kachunga is so fast. Was struggling to work out who the fuck was who but seen enough today to realise we are fucking taking this league:p
― calzino, Saturday, 6 August 2016 18:08 (eight years ago) link
We lost 2-0 to Bury and Roger Johnson came up to our fans at the end and said "if you don't fucking like it, don't come"
― imago, Saturday, 6 August 2016 18:36 (eight years ago) link
he's mellowed
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 18:59 (eight years ago) link
Might wanna look at a new keeper Burton
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 20:14 (eight years ago) link
5 player is lame, it doesn't seem to have a watch from start option
― calzino, Saturday, 6 August 2016 20:33 (eight years ago) link
Got it on the telly, you haven't been on yet
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 20:34 (eight years ago) link
Van Gogh's severed ear is apparently more important.
― calzino, Saturday, 6 August 2016 20:38 (eight years ago) link
There's a Plus 1 channel don't forget
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 20:40 (eight years ago) link
There has been some shit goalkeeping in the Champo today
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 6 August 2016 20:41 (eight years ago) link
lol god bless rotherham
Ngbakoto, 24, has signed a three-year contract at Loftus Road despite a late offer from Wolves.
This time though it went QPR’s way, with Ngbakoto telling them on Saturday afternoon that he had decided to join them.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link
http://www.walesonline.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/new-cardiff-city-signing-jazz-11714867
New Cardiff City signing Jazz Richards has found himself at the centre of controversy after allegedly refusing several requests from Bluebirds fans to perform the famous Ayatollah on his competitive debut.
Several fans who were at the match claimed Richards refused repeated requests to 'do the Ayatollah' before being booed by his own supporters.
One fan, Carl Curtis, wrote on the Cardiff City forum he helps run: "I am at the game and this is absolutely true. In fact, it is now seven times [Richards has been asked to do the Ayatollah].
"If Lex Immers and Lee Peltier hadn't pointed it out to him then I would have given him the benefit of the doubt but he heard it and refused. No wonder we all booed him."
The issue also formed part of a BBC Radio Wales phone-in following the match.
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 23:22 (eight years ago) link
Scott Johnson @roathboy 6h Cardiff, WalesJazz Richards is silly if he refused to do the ayatollah all game. It's not like he can avoid doing it for the next three years. Pointless
― r|t|c, Saturday, 6 August 2016 23:25 (eight years ago) link
fans really are the lowest of the low
― the Zenga bus is coming (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 August 2016 08:01 (eight years ago) link
Cardiff fans have always been a very classy bunch.
I have just spent the last half an hour fucking about with 5 player, retrieving lost password, disengaging adblockers, trying different browsers to no avail. Just going get a stream of Leeds getting stuffed instead.
― calzino, Sunday, 7 August 2016 09:16 (eight years ago) link
havent, may probably never have the strength to articulate how catastrophically appalling that show is
shout out to sky today scheduling a game like wednesday-villa against the charity shield purely to grift a pointless couple audience % off bt
still the fl changed the logo so job done
― r|t|c, Sunday, 7 August 2016 10:34 (eight years ago) link
turrican as calzino's like for like replacement itt next season pls― imago, Monday, 29 May 2017 18:49 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Monday, 29 May 2017 18:49 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
yeah that's one FP i'm happy to stand by
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Monday, 29 May 2017 20:44 (seven years ago) link
I didn't realise hangovers could go this deep, even 40 odd of years of getting pissed couldn't prepare for this!
― calzino, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 05:01 (seven years ago) link
Nuno should be enthroned today, our fans are about to go into a full reverse Brexit meltdown every bit as acrimonious as the referendum.
i don't think i have any illusions about Mendes and where his interests lie but like a lot of our fans he's an (unfortunate?) part of what we all crave - a thorough scouring of the post-McCarthy shitkicking era, some chance of aspiring to something a little more exciting than lumpen Champoball.
of course there's everything chance of this turning full farce but even full farce is better than football gruel for the rest of forever.
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 09:28 (seven years ago) link
The train i travelled on to Wembley was a retro charter train, it was top class. The staff were total non-dicks + didn't care that people were openly hitting the wine and liquor at 11.30 am and you could leave your bags and belongings on there for the return. It travelled on a freight line and wasn't subject to many signalling stops. Total fucking great way to do the Wembley experience, it was.
― calzino, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link
More ArsenLOLz, http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40094402
"How are you going to get Antoine Greizmann to sign?" Wilson said.
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 08:09 (seven years ago) link
Assistant - Rui Pedro SilvaGK coach - Rui BarbosaFitness coach - Antonio Dias
wtf are Arsenal doing in here?
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 12:22 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, soz, wrong thread. Wishful thinking perhaps?
― Punnet of the Grapes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 12:25 (seven years ago) link
easy to get confused when the fan of a prem club has just been recently posting :p
― calzino, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:40 (seven years ago) link
:D :D
― The Remoans of the May (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:42 (seven years ago) link
Ha!
Have you been to the celebrations in town Calzino? I saw a short clip of a very enthusiastic Wagner:
David Wagner is going for it at Huddersfield Town's Premier League promotion party! #HTAFC #PlayOffFinal pic.twitter.com/XbQWaXtEhi— BBC Sport (@BBCSport) May 30, 2017
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 14:32 (seven years ago) link
I was way too hungover to go yesterday! Wagner has this charming mix of German reserve/impeccable politeness, and then sometimes he just lets rip in quite an infectious manner and it looked like he had a fair few beers at the parade. Fucking legend!
― calzino, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 14:56 (seven years ago) link
Yeah he totally is. I really, really hope he stays on.
Rajiv's gotten some deserved Dutch press after this, I've seen. Happy for the lad, he started out at my closest local team, Heerenveen. Was completely anonymous over here but he'll be a PL player next season. Quite amazing.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:12 (seven years ago) link
If not for Mooy's stand out credentials as POtS, Van La Parra could have been next in line. He still needs to improve in the final 3rd and does split opinions, but when he is on song he is a joy to watch. If he had more of an end product he would be a £20 m player and wouldn't have ended up at Town. So no complaints from me!
― calzino, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:40 (seven years ago) link
classic example of a one-dimensional player allowed to play to his best by clever tactical deployment
― Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:45 (seven years ago) link
it sounds a bit reductive, but probably mostly true if I take off the ol' blue tinted specs!
― calzino, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:55 (seven years ago) link
i didn't word it as well as I could but you know what I mean - the lad only really has one job, but in the right set-up he can be v effective at that job
― Covfefe growing vpon the skull of a man (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 16:14 (seven years ago) link
I thought NV's remark was a compliment tbf. Sadly I've not seen full matches of the terriers in years (used to live there and visited some matches but it's hard out here without a bought tv license thingy to watch championship matches etc) but I do get the sense Wagner is getting the most out of him. Another comment I was going to post but didn't because of its obviousness said 'Rajiv also highly praising his manager in Dutch press. As one does after promotion obv, but he really, really seems happy with him as his manager'.
Scoring more goals would be nice, but I can't imagine him to be much worse than a lot of right table PL wingers.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link
Wagner has committed to a long term contract despite "interesting" offers from elsewhere, that is a game-changer for Town. A commendable decision considering he has a hell of a job on, and being at the bottom of the prem might not enhance his rep. Although I'm sure his mega-wage will make it worthwhile, and he's worth every fucking penny!
― calzino, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 09:13 (seven years ago) link
bebe to wolves?
― nxd, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 09:18 (seven years ago) link
calzino i love you man but gtfo this thread
― imago, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 10:59 (seven years ago) link
sorry, it takes a very long time for my old tired wet-brain to process current events. I'd only just got over that we aren't in League 1 anymore. I'm gone.
― calzino, Wednesday, 7 June 2017 11:06 (seven years ago) link
Bebe would be amusing, I wd just assume we'll be linked to any Portuguese capable of pulling on a shirt for the next 2 months. Even he still probably couldn't do worse than the strikers we have
― At Last the 1933 Show (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link
How did I miss Slutsky going to Hull? This is going to be great.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 10 June 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link
Omg I've been too busy following our Mendesification to check in on City
― There's got to be a Corbyn after (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 June 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link
It looks for all the world as though Orient have been taken over by a fellow who runs Dunkin' Donuts and Baskin Robbins.
― Tim, Thursday, 22 June 2017 16:09 (seven years ago) link
The O's indeed
― imago, Thursday, 22 June 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link
"terrier** liked your post in the thread Wells."
It is weirdly affecting when a poster you have only known in a vicarious football message-board fashion dies at quite a young age. I often didn't agree with this rude fucker for the last decade I can remember him, and he had this really repetitive and ugly "I'm not bloody pc me pal, I'm a Yorkshireman" type shtick. This is just simply a *posts you aren't going to post on an RIP thread type thing. But tbh I do feel sad as well, probably more so than when the old boy was planted last month. One of his last posts was pretty good as well, it was about turning up at work still pissed from the night before and doing an A+ paint job on someone's car, but in the wrong colour. An excelsior by my abysmal standards no less.
― calzino, Monday, 26 June 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link
Simon Grayson as a boy pic.twitter.com/PLO5j91pWM— Enzo Eamore (@EamoV1) June 29, 2017
― calzino, Thursday, 29 June 2017 20:23 (seven years ago) link
I bet that beady eyed-bastard won't be crass enough to let his "marching on together" ringtone blare out in front of the Sunderland football hacks.
― calzino, Thursday, 29 June 2017 20:25 (seven years ago) link
Blimey Calzino, I was just properly hit by the realisation that this thread will have to survive without you next season. Wishing instant relegation on youse is a step to far but please don't be a stranger 'ere :)
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 29 June 2017 20:59 (seven years ago) link
I'm sure most ppl will be glad tbh!
― calzino, Thursday, 29 June 2017 21:15 (seven years ago) link
Terriers maybe, but not us!
― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 29 June 2017 22:07 (seven years ago) link
oof! Commiserations, Windsor.
― calzino, Friday, 30 June 2017 20:31 (seven years ago) link
It is with great sadness that Wolves are today announcing that Carl Ikeme has been diagnosed with acute leukaemia.https://t.co/yGsoT4rjiE pic.twitter.com/3WQCraBl1v— Wolves (@Wolves) July 6, 2017
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 7 July 2017 09:06 (seven years ago) link
saw it last night. horrible news.
― more polls about food and reactionary art (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 July 2017 09:48 (seven years ago) link
Just having my first experience with the EFL iFollow player page, listening to the pre-season friendly gainst Bury. So starved of football r/n that even this typically glib but likeable commentary team is actually quite fun! I think this is where all FL clubs will get legal streams next season.
― calzino, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:31 (seven years ago) link
this season's programme covers are gonna be by Jody Craddock, so hyped already
― i predict a griot (Noodle Vague), Monday, 17 July 2017 07:30 (seven years ago) link
off to see whitehawk tomorrow - my son won a prize at school to be one of the mascots. turns out they're playing imago's mob
― plp will eat itself (NickB), Friday, 21 July 2017 13:35 (seven years ago) link
right, let's have some title suggestions for the new season. best I've got at the moment is "Throwing Bad Money After Good"
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 July 2017 11:42 (seven years ago) link
"Slutsky Sports 2"?
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 July 2017 11:44 (seven years ago) link
Gets my vote. Even though all we do is loan deals. And we're 10-3 to get relegated.
― wtev, Monday, 31 July 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link
I missed this...
/Speaking about the Addicks thrashing, McCarthy said: "It was embarrassing. It was a complete shambles, a really disgraceful performance.
"I just said to them that if that was in November, the quote would be 'he's lost the dressing room and they don't want to play for him'. I know that's not the case, but that's what would be said."
McCarthy vowed that his side would perform better against Birmingham, but expects a poor reaction from supporters if they fail to do so.
"It doesn't bode well for anybody, how they feel about me, how they feel about the team, or how they feel about the club, getting slapped here, six," the former Wolves boss added.
"Come along and support us and cheer us and let's hope we can beat Birmingham, and if we don't, then I accept the inevitable."
― wtev, Monday, 31 July 2017 15:52 (seven years ago) link
I wonder what "the inevitable" is. Presumably another mediocre season.
― wtev, Monday, 31 July 2017 15:53 (seven years ago) link
last week he was moaning about the money some clubs are now spending in the Champo *cough* and ok, fair enough, but if Ipswich suddenly got bought out by a consortium of spendthrift Chinese oligarchs i'm not sure Mick is the guy you'd want splurging your money
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 July 2017 15:59 (seven years ago) link
he'd probably spend most of it on a cyborg Christophe Berra or something
― put your hands on the car and get ready to die (Noodle Vague), Monday, 31 July 2017 16:00 (seven years ago) link
It is so liberating to not have to moan about oligarchs and parachute money anymore. Get yr fucking backside back into that bacon slicer, Mick t'old lad! If Ipswich get taken over by those foreign folk that don't speak reet, you can re-sign Daryl Murphy on a 4 year contract!
― calzino, Monday, 31 July 2017 16:23 (seven years ago) link
I'm waiting for gazza on a pay to play tbh
― wtev, Monday, 31 July 2017 19:06 (seven years ago) link
John Terry. Ahmed Elmohamady.Glenn Whelan. Chris Samba.
https://media.giphy.com/media/91X2MlgF7dHsA/giphy.gif
― Windsor Davies, Monday, 31 July 2017 19:23 (seven years ago) link
An incredible 79 per-cent of sales have included the new club captain’s surname which has led to a shortage of letters on the printing desk at the Villa Park club shop.
Jesus, Mary & Joseph!
― calzino, Monday, 31 July 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link
a million spent on Joe Garner and now allegedly a bid for "premier league forward" Harry Bunn is imminent. Someone needs to tell Mick that they aren't lakin' in League One yet!
― calzino, Tuesday, 1 August 2017 10:16 (seven years ago) link