"You've no right to be angry with John Collins". SPFL, season 2015/2016

Our paranoia was never this hilarious.

Joey Barton has seemingly agreed terms to sign up at Ibrox. A match made in heaven, I'm sure we'll all agree.

http://20.theladbiblegroup.com/s3/content/16725fd1573859cb074532e8d24a60e3.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvljjccqL8

Rangers' recruitment session, earlier today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryvljjccqL8

Was trying to find that tweet about Barton supporting Celtic (not too hard, right enough). Pretty sure he also weighed in on the side of them being dead at one point as well.

Season's barely over and the Gers are bringin' in the lolz, one way or another.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Joey7Barton/status/478753917816569856?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

Lets try this again. On the plus side the little man has a another kit to add to his growing collection #hailhail

Hahaha. Did he not pull a Schteve, how you say, McLaren type accent thing when he was playing in France? I hope he turns into Rab McGlinchey within a fortnight.

this shake up of the league cup is daft no?

the plampfion's league

God yeah, following the draw on Twitter was hilarious. Even the SPFL gave up half way through.

Stubbs out

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36426717

Lennon in

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36477421

Need a new thread to post FUCK SAKE NOT AGAIN in.

Efe Ambrose better not be on dis ting: Scottish football 2016/17

Rodgers out: SPFL 15/16

Err 16/17.

There is no defeat in a competitive European game to compare to this in the history of Scottish teams in Europe eh?

lol

shall we reflect upon that slovak graphic design firm

at least they were champions of a nation with an almost identical population to Scotland :/

Celtic supporters haven't been so upset about something that happened in Gibraltar since Operation Flavius.

I was maintaining earlier on Facebook that the Artmedia result was worse, and I'll stand by that - that was a proper fucking gubbing. This was getting-beat-off-Morton-in-the-cup bad. I may revise this statement after the home leg.

Also, this has the potential to ruin my Joey-Barton-mocking thread title ideas. Get your ideas in and we'll get a new thread up so I can consign this one to the dustbin.

Aye, Artmedia we were just completely destroyed, and it ended up being a deficit too great to overcome, so, aye, pending the return leg this isn't as bad.

I was a wee bit of a Rodgers naysayer when I heard he'd been appointed, but I kept my cynicism in check because I didn't want to mar anyone's positivity - because god knows we need some - but god damn it the team selection, formation, and substitutions tonight were garbage.

The fact that Nir Bitton appeared to have turned into some sort of Stefan Johansen didn't help. So utterly inept. I'm kind of hoping Rodgers gets to say "right, that's how pish we are, can I have some money now please", but I'm not sure he'll do wise things with it.

Oh, and some Hibs fans have helpfully pointed out to me on Facebook that they got scudded 7-0 off Malmo, which is probably worse than letting one stupid goal in against a bunch of part-timers. I'll let you decide if it's still worse than failing to score against said part-timers in the great pantheon of terrible recent Scottish adventures in Europe.

This is like when Billy the Fish and Fulchester United lost to Sudbury Lane Paperboys. Rodgers needs an Arbroath v. Bon Accord scoreline in the second leg.

YAAAAAASSSS!

(kinda)

was actually shiting it about this game, ha.

3-0 is still too precarious for this shitebag though, need 5-0 to be confident.

We actually look not-shit on a decent pitch with a big crowd against what is ostensibly a pub team. Yay.

(also no Nir Bitton is a huge improvement)

xpost lol the guys on Celtic TV were on about the disaster that an away goal for Imps would be

Roberts good to watch vs ostensible pub team. Forrest looking like he couldn't get in a pub team.

Off to Kazakhfuckinstan again if we win this.

Lolz galore as I just called my dad who's not been watching/listening/following

"What's the score?"
"3-0"
"For God's sake. Has Rodgers gone yet?"
"No, Dad, 3-0 to us"

http://i.imgur.com/AkxKHJj.jpg

IZZY! FUCK!

Doubling up the left backs - Brendan knows what it takes to manage Celtic.

we're shite again btw

Though Izzy was away anyway?

apparently not

all those tears for nothing ;_;

this second half is fucking shocking

Briefest bright new dawn ever

lol sorry about the coefficient everyone

I'll be putting on an English accent today, and possibly for the rest of the season.

How did I miss that Massimo Donati had signed for Hamilton? This is like when Jorge Cadete rocked up at Partick Thistle.

Was following Hibs and Hearts via Flashscore in the pub last night with a Hearts fan at the next table pretending to ignore me as I kept relaying updates to Neil really loudly.

And a wee bit of sad news for everyone, like me, who used to get all their football via the radio:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-36856082

Right, we have a new season. We need a new thread. Title suggestions plz

“We were told the SFA shuts at 5pm on a Friday"

I'll second that.

haha yes

someone start that thread already

no me but