Will Falcao be a success at Chelsea?

yes

Mourinho will get more out of him than Van Gaal but "success" feels like a big word

yeah

like I said in the other thread, he'll get more goals but it'll still be a bit of a hollow exercise

RVP is off to Fenerbahce btw

so with Lil' Pea leaving for MLS as well that leaves Rooney and James Wilson as Utd's only strikers...

seeing as Rooney is contractually embedded as first choice on the teamsheet in perpetuity it may not be that attractive a gig

Xpost I can't see him playing up alongside Costa tbh

Yea, fkn hell United have no striker now

It's actually for the best...in a way

like if we have to play Rooney every game (which seems to be the case) then better as a striker than midfield/#10

forgot to mark the passing of Nani as well (also off to Fener)

RIP

you'll be understood in time

yeah can't see this working out any better than evil torres did, falcao's body is gone

might conceivably still nick 10 all comps repurposing as poacher but that would be as remy replacement not costa understudy

possibly jose is thinking remy's chillaxed economy of life breeds bad squad habits idk

poor loic, too elegant for this mortal plane

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hat-trick at Anfield then again vs the champions? no, me either.

rtc otm itt but even he failed to foresee just what a wreck this guy must be now :(

also when googling 'falcao' just now greeted by "leicester city want falcao to bolster attack" which even in the lol bullshit transfer stories stakes is quite something