Worst Premier League fans

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Newcastle United 2
A wrong answer that I will attempt to justify below 2


Daphnis Celesta, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:18 (nine years ago) link

i hear you but

Daphnis Celesta, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

also i like Daniel Bryan

Daphnis Celesta, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link

when i meet a ~terrible football fan~ these days they are invariably an arsenal supporter, but geordies still take this one.

oppet, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:35 (nine years ago) link

that said, stoke fans as individuals are probably all to a man awful but they lack the collective terrible identity.

oppet, Monday, 15 September 2014 21:40 (nine years ago) link

id have figured us as far as ilx went tbh

fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Monday, 15 September 2014 22:02 (nine years ago) link

i refined the process to avoid that kind of navel-gazing

Daphnis Celesta, Monday, 15 September 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

This is a serious convo I had with a Leeds fan about 11 years ago. He says pointing at some ugly concrete new-build flats near the station "You think that in a such an important city they will let Leeds go down?".

I hate most those extra 10000+ that will turn up for the championship playoff final, but not give a flying fuck during a heart-rending campaign, better get the jester hat and the make-up on for the big game [vomit]

xelab, Monday, 15 September 2014 22:35 (nine years ago) link

Back to the original question, all premiership fans of any club are the worst, it doesn't take long. 2nd clubsy wubsy merchants not exempt.

xelab, Monday, 15 September 2014 22:53 (nine years ago) link

^this but i will exempt fans of any midlands club

imago, Monday, 15 September 2014 23:06 (nine years ago) link

southampton too coz of swygart

imago, Monday, 15 September 2014 23:07 (nine years ago) link

Southamptom must go down as the most premiership quality team to exist in L1 before they got there.

xelab, Monday, 15 September 2014 23:15 (nine years ago) link

i don't have a problem with newcastle fans ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

r|t|c, Monday, 15 September 2014 23:21 (nine years ago) link

i usually call this as arsenal fans myself but this is an entirely plausible answer

when i exempted any midlands club i was obviously not referring to birmingham city who are possibly second behind real madrid for world's worst fans/football club. fortunately they're not getting back up any time soon

imago, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 00:10 (nine years ago) link

the answer is fucking chelsea and always will be

r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:39 (nine years ago) link

my experience of chelsea fans is that they are all russian and 11

imago, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:41 (nine years ago) link

yeah fuck those cunts

r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:43 (nine years ago) link

as i suspected of ilf that is a v limited chelsea experience tho, they take in a very wide subhuman spectrum, the mark is unerring and indelible

would still entertain the case for nukey but mere delusion rly doesn't cut it in comparison

r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 09:52 (nine years ago) link

actually the guy who runs my cricket club is a massive chelsea fan & a decent, friendly sort (as are his kids). he seems like an exception tho

imago, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 10:04 (nine years ago) link

obv the role of clubs is in flux, fans becoming more or less loathsome in a cyclical system. liverpool fans are currently in the descendancy, with an insufferable sense of worthiness being nurtured under rodgers, the sort of thing that necessitates the existence of mourinho so that he can crush their spirits

not really old enough to judge if it's the time out of the top flight which has rendered leeds fans demented or if they were ever thus

ogmor, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 10:16 (nine years ago) link

"actually the guy who runs my cricket club is" yeah i'll stop u there

r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 10:22 (nine years ago) link

I don't think I have ever met a Chelsea fan, either in London or in Russia.

Wristy Hurlington (ShariVari), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 10:28 (nine years ago) link

Arsenal for sure- shaved-legged preened fuckboys to a man

Leeds and Millwall for just awful humans

JLB Credit (Jack BS), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:02 (nine years ago) link

Chelsea fans are all in Surrey and are truly awful people. If we're talking about delusional then Liverpool are the gold standard there. Newcastle fans have never caused me any bother

peligro, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:24 (nine years ago) link

Arsenal. Spurs are the best in my experience.

FYI Macedonia (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 11:52 (nine years ago) link

ugh god ppl are trying to do the YES chant things here in chicago, they are the worst

dan m, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:27 (nine years ago) link

Is this thread prompted by them trying to get rid of their cunt manager coz worst fans otm.

I misuse (onimo), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link

Jack Wilshere, 9 -- Wilshere didn't merely answer back to his critics, this performance was an erudite essay on the art of midfield play. He was superb, rounding off his box-to-box brilliance with an outstanding goal. Deployed as a holding midfielder with England, he showed how much damage he can do in the final third by side-stepping past his man and chipping expertly over Joe Hart. It was a magical moment and could be a significant landmark as Wilshere seeks to get back to his best.

http://www.espnfc.com/club/arsenal/359/blog/post/2032729/typical-arsenal-bursting-with-fine-football-and-flaws

Nothing less than the Spirit of the Age (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:55 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 21 September 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

the answer is fucking chelsea and always will be

― r|t|c, Tuesday, September 16, 2014 9:39 AM (5 days ago)

everyday sheeple (Michael B), Sunday, 21 September 2014 03:51 (nine years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 22 September 2014 00:01 (nine years ago) link

never 4get

http://arseblog.com/2013/09/arsenal-gentlemans-squad-profiles/

anonanon, Wednesday, 24 September 2014 18:04 (nine years ago) link

I got to "glove butler" and had to turn away.

Guinness on your moustache (onimo), Thursday, 25 September 2014 08:13 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

After the final whistle, a group of fans revealed a large banner that read: ‘Arsene, thanks for the memories but it’s time to say goodbye.’

Wenger has been criticised for sticking to his attacking principles when his side’s defensive flaws have been exposed.

But the Arsenal manager rejected that view, saying: ‘I started to manage a team at the top level in 1983; if I am completely useless tactically, I am a genius — I can hide it very well.’

نكبة (nakhchivan), Monday, 1 December 2014 01:37 (nine years ago) link

yeah i probly let Newcastle annoyance blind me to the truth

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 December 2014 07:09 (nine years ago) link

Yeah was at the Emirates for the United game, about the least patient home crowd I've ever been amongst

tsrobodo, Monday, 1 December 2014 18:21 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wE-Ybr14A

نكبة (nakhchivan), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:35 (nine years ago) link

gaw talk about slice of life

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

India ‏@IndieAfc

In the car and getting out of here. That will be the last away game I attend. Fans punching each other over different views so so sad

نكبة (nakhchivan), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:54 (nine years ago) link

so sad

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:55 (nine years ago) link

supposedly the people in that video involved

discontent never not good content when arsenal fans are involved

نكبة (nakhchivan), Sunday, 7 December 2014 02:59 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PffGrcu.jpg

Elliot Rodger Fan
3 hours ago

Wenger is the most manipulative and snake like human on this planet right now...What hes doing to arsenal fans is a disgrace and he makes a mockery of every normal decent working person by utterly failing at his job over and over...Its not hard for him to fool alcoholics and poorly educated arsenal fans who either believe every spin he gives after crushing defeats or dont care

نكبة (nakhchivan), Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:02 (nine years ago) link

That Herbert Chapman huh! Another disgrace!

xelab, Sunday, 7 December 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link

don't think i've seen that level of open contempt for the little people spouted unironically before, kinda hope they get relegated now

poptimisty mounting pop (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 December 2014 11:36 (nine years ago) link

the way that guy was pulling on his neck preparing to erupt was so gross

lag∞n, Sunday, 7 December 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

yeah! at times it was like he was jerking off his waddle O_o

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 December 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link

Always so respectful about the teams who have the privilege of playing their team, the Arsenal fans.

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 December 2014 16:00 (nine years ago) link

Hilarious though, I hate that club.

Letsby Avenue (Tom D.), Sunday, 7 December 2014 16:01 (nine years ago) link

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/images/photos/001/320/300/mourinhopoke_crop_340x234.jpg?1313712390

guy in the middle could be the amicably feckless scion of this legendary apparition

r|t|c, Sunday, 7 December 2014 16:05 (nine years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXtzrMuKiQg

نكبة (nakhchivan), Sunday, 7 December 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link

hey

guys

wait for it

r|t|c, Sunday, 14 December 2014 18:31 (nine years ago) link

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r|t|c, Sunday, 14 December 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

god damn it

r|t|c, Sunday, 14 December 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

B41dkpTIAAAU8OG.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 14 December 2014 18:32 (nine years ago) link

fml

r|t|c, Sunday, 14 December 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B41dkpTIAAAU8OG.jpg

r|t|c, Sunday, 14 December 2014 18:33 (nine years ago) link

MFDoof
2h ago
3 4

Arsene Knows....
*ironic post*

Enterprise Lesotho (nakhchivan), Monday, 22 December 2014 17:51 (nine years ago) link

nine months pass...

Gegenpressingpool
‏@TaintlessRed

VIDEO: Jürgen Klopp speaking to Sky Reporter:
"Yes from tomorrow on I'm 24/7 a Liverpool man"

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Rainham area Rilke (nakhchivan), Thursday, 8 October 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link

I'm moving back to Liverpool

Chris, Thursday, 8 October 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

wait for the punchline

r|t|c, Tuesday, 10 May 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i cannot even

beautiful

time to run this poll in a more representative fashion maybe, let's see how this week pans out

this should be a ballot poll

feel like FPP wd give the truest answer tho

Did not see that one coming. Excellent work by that bloodied and bruised Arsenal fan.

Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 17:27 (seven years ago) link

gutted season ticket Frank Graham

a goon shaped fule (onimo), Tuesday, 10 May 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link


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