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Since VAR was brought in five years ago, the number of correct decisions made in games has increased from 82 per cent, prior to its introduction, to 96 per cent this season.

says what cunt?

dermot gallagher on sky pulling his stomach out to a signed photo of howard dean? fuck off.

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:36 (three weeks ago) link

a little bit of me is wondering if this is so Fosun can say they've done something this summer

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:38 (three weeks ago) link

quoting stats on the correctness of decisions is a great way to ignore issues like how infinitesimal is the difference between correct and incorrect, how much the time spent adjudicating a 1mm offside interrupted the flow of a game, and whether those "correct" decisions were applied consistently across all teams and matches

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:41 (three weeks ago) link

it's not like "red for me" vs "never a red!!!" wasn't a debate pre-VAR, like the way they convinced lemmings this was good was pretending a humongous chunk of the sport isn't simply judgement call, the idea of a 'right call' fairy that will wave a wand and say 'this was the correct call, there is no room for debate, it is now settled'.

obviously some are black and white but these aren't the ones being screamed about. nobody was taping matches in 2015 on old VHS machines so they could frame by frame advance to look where someone's knee was when the ball was played.

RICH BRIAN (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:52 (three weeks ago) link

if var had stuck to the black & white that was initially promised then just maybe this thread wouldn't exist

Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:54 (three weeks ago) link

I actually think var is good now because it helps Aston Villa catch people offside

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:18 (three weeks ago) link

So tonight, in Major League Soccer, my team, Orlando City, were awarded a PK.

They went to VAR

Ruled that TWO MINUTES PRIOR that we had actually committed a foul in the box at the other end, and awarded the opposing team a PK.

There was a foul not called by their player ten seconds before that but they couldn't review that.

I'm ready to sell my tickets for the rest of the year

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 May 2024 01:24 (one week ago) link

Like I've joked about this exact scenario and it finally happened

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Sunday, 26 May 2024 01:25 (one week ago) link

Yet more evidence that voting simply does not work

crisp, Thursday, 6 June 2024 18:26 (yesterday) link

get the VARies out!

vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 6 June 2024 18:32 (yesterday) link

lol 19-1

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 June 2024 18:34 (yesterday) link

srsly?? i had no expectations and there are some nuances here but that is pathetic

i love a man in a unicorn (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 June 2024 18:44 (yesterday) link

It would have been 22-1 but there were a couple of borderline offsides where the keeper's view was deemed to have been obstructed

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 6 June 2024 19:13 (yesterday) link

lol

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 June 2024 19:18 (yesterday) link

some enhancements we will probably see:

1) whenever the semi-automated offside detects a possible offside infraction, a recording is played through the stadium at 95 db that says

"ATTENTION: one of the players involved in build-up may or may not be offside, therefore everything that is happening right now might be for naught. Please hold your celebrations if anybody scores."

2) whenever there is a red card, the player is executed on the field, so there can be no rescinding of cards later

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 June 2024 19:19 (yesterday) link


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