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If Mueller finds his form from 2020, you'll be in good shape. I suspect he was just mentally checked out last year cos he wanted out.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 May 2022 02:27 (four years ago)

fun open cup match tonight, OCSC winning 2-1.

Philly rested a lot of starters. we played more than I felt comfortable with for longer than I felt comfortable with, with Saturday road match coming up, but...victory still well-earned.

It's interesting how 'playing the kids' sometimes works out. Philly have a lot of good homegrown players, so even though their attack was fairly toothless with 7 new starters in the lineup, they were playing fairly well. Orlando, on the other hand, played five reserves, but were floundering to threaten much in the first half because of one single dude (Michael Halliday) who couldn't control a ball to save his life at RB. killed about five attacking sequences on his own, almost made up for Bedoya not playing for Philly.

Deez NFTs (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 11 May 2022 03:36 (four years ago)

Fire are in last place iirc

Dunno if these figures have been shared before, but, MLSPA has updated salary info, as of Apr 15. Most expensive players in MLS:

1. Xherdan Shaqiri, $8.15m
2. Chicharito, $6m
3. Gonzalo Higuain, $5.8m
4. Alejandro Pozuelo, $4.7m
5. Jozy Altidore, $4.3m (incl. buyout, I imagine)

— Tom Bogert (@tombogert) May 17, 2022

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 18 May 2022 01:43 (four years ago)

two months pass...

https://i.ibb.co/sFJMKKb/6o8mjx.jpg

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Thursday, 28 July 2022 23:07 (three years ago)

HEH

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 29 July 2022 13:07 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

Andrew Gutman on scoring MLS' 20,000 goal:

"I don't get a bonus for it. I don't get anything. MLS loves it though."

— Felipe Cárdenas (@FelipeCar) August 14, 2022

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:15 (three years ago)

Btw Neanderthal Chris Mueller has arguably been the Fire's most consistent offensive player this season fwiw

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:16 (three years ago)

Lol of course that's how it worked out. Well glad he has worked out for you. Prior to last year he'd been one of our best as well so he has a decent ceiling when he's inspired

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:21 (three years ago)

I am downgrading my season Tix cos the premium seats I get I can't afford any more. Not for how rubbish we are at home

Also though easier to see play unfold from higher up in stands.

We were clothed, except for Caan, who was naked. Don't know why. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:22 (three years ago)

Prices got jacked up for next year here too, I could understand if they were consistently winning but that is not the case

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 14 August 2022 21:27 (three years ago)

MLS reddit is usually hell but this was actually pretty funny pic.twitter.com/mzfPPBSIoC

— Lava Spike Jonze (@Julio_DA) August 22, 2022

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 22 August 2022 18:20 (three years ago)

dying

The best thing to ever happen in the MLS… pic.twitter.com/VdZWtK5TKi

— Football Away Days (@FBAwayDays) August 26, 2022

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 26 August 2022 17:47 (three years ago)

AhhahHahaHah

My season tickets used to be behind goal. That was one reason I moved

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:02 (three years ago)

Apparently got concussed from it :/

https://amp-tmz-com.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/amp.tmz.com/2022/08/23/fan-drilled-free-kick-mls-game/

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Friday, 26 August 2022 19:08 (three years ago)

;_; my boys

http://www.espn.com/video/clip/_/id/4732679 via @ESPN App http://espn.com/app

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 August 2022 03:16 (three years ago)

lol on that replay you can see two of my friends. one of them laughed and told us the other left him hanging when she went to hi-five him, he had disappeared, and he said in his excitement, he'd leapt down a row.

the replay confirms her story, you see her turn to hi five him, and look confused when he's not there, lol

and the worms, they entered his ass (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 August 2022 19:39 (three years ago)

Me at Open Cup final

https://i.ibb.co/nQK7kfh/IMG-20220907-194837.jpg

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 September 2022 23:51 (three years ago)

oh shit thats right now

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:26 (three years ago)

rooting for sacto bc fuck mls im sure you understand

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:26 (three years ago)

Decent game so far, I love the Open Cup

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:32 (three years ago)

neanderthal when st louis city SC starts up i am going to try to pay attention. look out -- many are saying that stl city sc are rumored to take it all in 2024

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 September 2022 00:39 (three years ago)

Orlando support doing YSA on goal kicks like it's 2005, lol

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 01:24 (three years ago)

#5 on sacramento watched a lot of guys score on him in the second half huh

terence trent d'ilfer (m bison), Thursday, 8 September 2022 02:02 (three years ago)

Enjoy it Neando!

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 8 September 2022 02:03 (three years ago)

Lol during the YSA chants on the Jumbotron they flashed "NO PROFANITY" and then during the chant they flashed "Your socks have holes!"

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 03:02 (three years ago)

I <3 Facundo Torres. Hope he becomes a key player on Uruguayan National Team

Mr Haaland's Opus (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 September 2022 03:03 (three years ago)

one month passes...

A v nice story about a Fire homegrown's tying goal in the last game of the season: https://allchgo.com/2022/10/12/his-dream-came-true-the-story-behind-alex-monis-emotional-first-goal-for-the-chicago-fire/

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 12 October 2022 22:25 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

well that was crazy

symsymsym, Saturday, 5 November 2022 23:19 (three years ago)

poor Philly

Fash Gordon (Neanderthal), Saturday, 5 November 2022 23:38 (three years ago)

aww maaaaaaan! our jersey sucks!

https://i.imgur.com/vQrzroj.png

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:10 (three years ago)

that's the feared St Louis City SC. they feed us all purina here. it's dry but it's free

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:10 (three years ago)

seeing as how adidas has had a total monopoly on jerseys for years and will for several more years (iirc): it could (and probably will be) worse

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Thursday, 17 November 2022 16:33 (three years ago)

three months pass...

lol @ Austin

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:33 (three years ago)

(the squad not the awesome poster)

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:33 (three years ago)

austin fc failure is my success

not mls, but i bought season tickets to san antonio fc this year, im INVESTED

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:45 (three years ago)

the 12th man!

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:53 (three years ago)

defending usl champs babyyyy

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:53 (three years ago)

Austin were -1500 Vegas favorites coming into this leg. Valotte AC have a rich history but the league they belong to hasn't completed a full season since 2018. and they had to play their 'home' leg of the match in another country (Dominican Republic). and facing one of the higher ranked teams in MLS who had a strong offensive output last year, and come out and win the first leg over them 3-0. what a great story/performance.

but also LOL AT AUSTIN FC

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 01:57 (three years ago)

xpost nice. weirdly you all have a few ex-Orlando City players (David Loera and Victor "PC" Giro). so I guess I'll root for yas to win again this year ;)

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:01 (three years ago)

Concacaf is the gift that keeps on giving

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:33 (three years ago)

now watch as my team will probably get rolled in 20 mins

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 02:37 (three years ago)

Xp I rest my case

Best thing you'll see all day. 🐶

Doggo just trying to score a goal. pic.twitter.com/ycikSNGlTz

— Major League Soccer (@MLS) March 8, 2023

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:08 (three years ago)

xpost nice. weirdly you all have a few ex-Orlando City players (David Loera and Victor "PC" Giro). so I guess I'll root for yas to win again this year ;)

― hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Tuesday, March 7, 2023 8:01 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

we had santiago patiño, too! he was our playoff goal machine. he's off to brazil's 2nd flight iirc.

love pc, his name is completely incomprehensible to (theyre not his initials, not rly into gaming computers either afaik)

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:22 (three years ago)

wow, Tigres player Gignac shoved our guy on the ground, straight red

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:54 (three years ago)

rescinded. i don't think that was the wrong call.

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 March 2023 03:56 (three years ago)

two weeks pass...

any chance we could rename this thread to a general "professional american soccer" type beat? talk about mls, nwsl, usl, us national teams, etc?

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:14 (three years ago)

i wouldn't object

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:17 (three years ago)

actually going to watch the USMNT tomorrow against El Salvador

hootenanny-soundtracking clusterfucks about milking cows (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:18 (three years ago)

oh nice!

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:34 (three years ago)

i am watching the angel city v gotham game rn and i am so so happy that angel city has been such a hit. west coast has the best soccer culture in the country (4 of the top 5 in nwsl attendance last year were west coast teams).

slai gorgeous-alexander (m bison), Monday, 27 March 2023 02:34 (three years ago)


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