Sunderland 'Til I Cry: EFL and beyond 19/20

fucking max respect to QPR, also I miss r|t|c

Yeah, that guy fuckin ruled imo

Racism reported at our place last night, FFS. Investigations ongoing. Awful.

tbf there won't be many grounds in the country where racism doesn't happen, the important thing is a club's response

That’s definitely true and no doubt the smaller numbers at matches will mean some of the crap is more audible.

I’m disappointed because I used to be acutely aware of how much racism there was at our ground (like in the 80s whichever of BI\|P or |\|F were around at the time sold a lot of magazines at our place - rumour has it that we were in their top 10 grounds while in the bottom 20’attendances though I can’t back that up) but I genuinely haven’t heard anything of the kind for years.

And as I think about it I’m wrong because I have heard people use Roma - related slurs in the last couple of years and I don’t want to wave that away.

The last time it happened it was a good friend of mine and we had some strong words about it, and he won’t do it again.

History is being made in an hour, this is the first time in my lifetime (or since 1972) that Hudds have played a league fixture against Coventry!

great result too :)

it was definitely a great result for fans of falling asleep slumped in your chair with a football match on the wireless! We've got a major injury crisis and a very good manager, but one with a tendency for mad tinkering at times - so I guess a clean sheet and an away point was not be sniffed at after a 5-0 dicking last saturday when he thought he'd try out a development XI against one of the strongest sides in this league.

"Watford FC confirms the departure of Head Coach Vladimir Ivić with immediate effect."

getting beaten by the likes of Hudds is often the last straw, but these cunts that own Watford seem to have unlimited straws tbf.

ha he won the championship manager of the month in november

a manager per-month is how they roll

apparently falling out with Troy Deeney (who was an unused sub on sat) didn't help his cause

Young Kyril is getting a very special present this year!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55441731

what's going to be the fit and proper club-owner test here? can he sit on a potty without falling off it? Oh no don't worry he's got a dora the explorer lunchbox full of daddies wedge!

🔥Most league goals this season (#UEFA’s top 5 leagues + #EFL):

40⚽️: 🔴EXETER⚫️
39⚽️: Bayern Munich, PSG
37⚽️: Liverpool
35⚽️: Bournemouth, Blackburn
34⚽️: Inter, Lyon, Brentford
33⚽️: Oldham
32⚽️: Milan, Portsmouth, Doncaster, Reading#ECFC #OneGrecianGoal pic.twitter.com/mAOhoxZtJO

— playmakerstats (@playmaker_EN) December 28, 2020

Haha what

I thought the lad at Crawley was scoring all the goals but it turns out it was Exeter all along

BREAKING: Sheffield Wednesday have terminated the contract of Tony Pulis after just 10 matches. #SWFC

— Elliott Jackson (@_ElliottJackson) December 28, 2020

Just in time to play Exeter in the cup!

"The performances and results have not been of the level expected since Tony Pulis was appointed," chairman Dejphon Chansiri said in a statement on the club website.

"There are also other issues which have had a bearing on this decision."

James Beattie is still in counselling after getting headbutted by an angry and naked Tony Pulis in the showers after a bad result at Stoke over a decade ago, some witnesses described it as something akin to the horrific naked man-fighting scene in Women In Love. Perhaps he might have let the towel drop again whilst expressing anger!

I always have very low expectations of our transfer window action. But being linked with a 34 year old tugboat of a CB who was involved in a scandalous drink driving incident before rocking up at L1 franchise fc and a flop "flatter to deceive" midfielder who got found out last time he was on our books is a real blow during an injury crisis that has seen us frequently putting out u-23 sides and often getting narrowly beaten by ex prem sides that should have totally arseholed us. Oh well.

surely keogh would be literally a month's cover for your, what, 3? 4? crocked CBs, and then goodbye again

yeah it's just a desperate temp move I suppose, but I demand at least one sexy signing with an eye on the future ffs- Duane Holmes is definitely not that. Even that troglodyte rookie-manager Rooney has got his number in no time at all.

mind you saying that we got promoted to the prem with the predictably useless flatter to deceive merchant Rajiv van La Parra starting every week, so anything is possible!

oh we did sign some young striker who apparently Bowyer was in for as well, and that is a development signing tbf - but I doubt he'll get further than the bench at some late point this season. #exPremClubProblems

Tom kings goal pic.twitter.com/jtDa1QPF97

— Macaulay Tuffin (@TuffinMacaulay) January 19, 2021

All kicking off at Leamington. Mike McGrath sent off for Kettering after a physical altercation with the referee , took it out on the changing room then decided that wasn't enough is tried to get back on the pitch to have another go at the ref before the stewards got control and gave him to the police.

Just seen the video - the ref calls him over for something, he's clearly got a cob on and goes to square up but the ref has his arm out pointing and McGrath meets it with his chest, then slaps it out of the way so he can get closer.

Leamington spar

In the meantime we went in 1-0 up at half time, then had a player sent off for something invisible to the naked eye that was claimed to be leading with the elbow (but not enough for anyone to claim for it). We then went down to 9 (apparently for speaking to the ref) and responded by going 2 up. We have no strikers on the pitch.

gritty fare

Derby must pay sacked captain Richard Keogh £2MILLION after he won an appeal over his dismissal following career-threatening knee injury suffered in drink-driving crash with team-mates in October 2019

I just hope this fellow can be a calming influence on the younger lads

Also congratulations tonight to Tom King, Newport's keeper, who scored with a goal kick against Cheltenham.

it's in the tweet a few posts back if you haven't seen it yet

Haha sorry managed to miss that by being too involved in FA Trophy fixtures.

no problem, i shouldve said what the tweet was anyway

looks like it caught a bit of a gust and then bounced in just the right place

Yeah, the Cheltenham keeper doesn't look like he's done anything particularly wrong.

It's a bit blowy out mind.

In a coda to the Leamington game, play was held up for two hours late in the second half due to a total electrical failure in the ground.
Mike McGrath's regular job is an electrician, so you can imagine the conspiracy rumours

Thought you couldn't score from goal kicks, is that a rule change

lol Derby fans when we re-signed Duane Holmes the other day: good bit of business - I'd drive him to Hudds etc..

and then when they found out we got him for free: “Absolute joke of a club at the moment. Ridiculous.” and “That’s ridiculous, another 700K write off for the only successful permanent transfer brought in by Lampard.”

Touches on the fact that Lampard's decent season with Derby leaned heavily on loanees, he didn't leave anything much for the next manager to build on

Not going to preempt the FA investigation but it looks like we've been caught falsifying player contracts...

Circle, grimace emoji, send

ooops!

it can always be worse, like for example Wimbledon who rumours suggest are about to employ the Cowley brothers (￣x￣;)

wtf their own legend our U23 coach Jason Euell has applied and so has Powelly how fucking dare they

mind you if the Cowleys are safely employed when Bowyer is fired next week I'll breathe easier

The short version is that it came to light over the acrimonious transfer of The Shop to Grimsby.

He wanted to see his contract because he was sure there was a clause in it that said if there were no fans then his contract was void so asked the FA for it. When he got it back from them that clause had been scored out and acceptance initialled, only his initials weren't in his handwriting and he says he don't know about it.

Glenn Murray, the Sir Captain Tom of professional football, scoring goals in his 90s to raise money for the NHS

Lol I can still remember those heady days when Murray was arguably one of the hottest young talents in the shitty leagues, at Dale I think.