Sunderland 'Til I Cry: EFL and beyond 19/20

lol i take it somebody's been stretchered off

"Torquay bizarro" feels like a thing that is only a thing to Exeter fans, lol

mind you that is pretty excellently daft

Not even a “thing” to Exeter fans tbh, but there has been some good Torquay bizarro over the years.

Also I’m not having any football related lols from you this weekend lj. For shame.

Plymouth put out an unchanged team! Entirely not in the spirit of it, lol

Boston Vs Darlington cancelled in the 87th minute following an injury to a Darlo player. Fan accounts say the ambulance took 45 minutes to arrive.

I should be excited about getting to go back. Unfortunately I have watched streams of our games so I'm not.

Round 4 - Match 5

Otto Versfeld (26) vs Hugh Sproat (32) pic.twitter.com/Y1FlDQEuuX

— 80s Footballers Aging Badly (@80sAging) November 23, 2020

I'm against appearance shaming in principle, but I'll forget that for this hilarious FA Cup of badly aging footballers competition.

lol dourly holding on for a point against a side with Akinfenwa in it, we've come a long way since 2009!

try losing 4-2 to a team bottom of the league who've had a covid crisis

it wouldn't be any fun if we won every game, we'd become as insufferably smug and full as shit your average Spurs fan!

Weird how the 2,000 Milwall fans who got in today happened to be total cunts

that's Millwall

QPR players celebrate going 1-0 up at Millwall by taking the knee. (📷 via @theodore_LH) pic.twitter.com/aWhoH3dK4C

— Colin Millar (@Millar_Colin) December 8, 2020

Tick.

:D

👌

Tremendous. Sadly Millwall have equalised

In a letter handed to fans in attendance, they added: "The eyes of the world are on this football club tonight - your club - and they want us to fail.

"Together as one, we will not let that happen."

This seems pointlessly aggrieved in tone

Whoever's there for the radio tonight said as much

fucking max respect to QPR, also I miss r|t|c

Yeah, that guy fuckin ruled imo

Racism reported at our place last night, FFS. Investigations ongoing. Awful.

tbf there won't be many grounds in the country where racism doesn't happen, the important thing is a club's response

That’s definitely true and no doubt the smaller numbers at matches will mean some of the crap is more audible.

I’m disappointed because I used to be acutely aware of how much racism there was at our ground (like in the 80s whichever of BI\|P or |\|F were around at the time sold a lot of magazines at our place - rumour has it that we were in their top 10 grounds while in the bottom 20’attendances though I can’t back that up) but I genuinely haven’t heard anything of the kind for years.

And as I think about it I’m wrong because I have heard people use Roma - related slurs in the last couple of years and I don’t want to wave that away.

The last time it happened it was a good friend of mine and we had some strong words about it, and he won’t do it again.

History is being made in an hour, this is the first time in my lifetime (or since 1972) that Hudds have played a league fixture against Coventry!

great result too :)

it was definitely a great result for fans of falling asleep slumped in your chair with a football match on the wireless! We've got a major injury crisis and a very good manager, but one with a tendency for mad tinkering at times - so I guess a clean sheet and an away point was not be sniffed at after a 5-0 dicking last saturday when he thought he'd try out a development XI against one of the strongest sides in this league.

"Watford FC confirms the departure of Head Coach Vladimir Ivić with immediate effect."

getting beaten by the likes of Hudds is often the last straw, but these cunts that own Watford seem to have unlimited straws tbf.

ha he won the championship manager of the month in november

a manager per-month is how they roll

apparently falling out with Troy Deeney (who was an unused sub on sat) didn't help his cause

Young Kyril is getting a very special present this year!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/55441731

what's going to be the fit and proper club-owner test here? can he sit on a potty without falling off it? Oh no don't worry he's got a dora the explorer lunchbox full of daddies wedge!

🔥Most league goals this season (#UEFA’s top 5 leagues + #EFL):

40⚽️: 🔴EXETER⚫️
39⚽️: Bayern Munich, PSG
37⚽️: Liverpool
35⚽️: Bournemouth, Blackburn
34⚽️: Inter, Lyon, Brentford
33⚽️: Oldham
32⚽️: Milan, Portsmouth, Doncaster, Reading#ECFC #OneGrecianGoal pic.twitter.com/mAOhoxZtJO

— playmakerstats (@playmaker_EN) December 28, 2020

Haha what

I thought the lad at Crawley was scoring all the goals but it turns out it was Exeter all along

BREAKING: Sheffield Wednesday have terminated the contract of Tony Pulis after just 10 matches. #SWFC

— Elliott Jackson (@_ElliottJackson) December 28, 2020

Just in time to play Exeter in the cup!

"The performances and results have not been of the level expected since Tony Pulis was appointed," chairman Dejphon Chansiri said in a statement on the club website.

"There are also other issues which have had a bearing on this decision."

James Beattie is still in counselling after getting headbutted by an angry and naked Tony Pulis in the showers after a bad result at Stoke over a decade ago, some witnesses described it as something akin to the horrific naked man-fighting scene in Women In Love. Perhaps he might have let the towel drop again whilst expressing anger!

I always have very low expectations of our transfer window action. But being linked with a 34 year old tugboat of a CB who was involved in a scandalous drink driving incident before rocking up at L1 franchise fc and a flop "flatter to deceive" midfielder who got found out last time he was on our books is a real blow during an injury crisis that has seen us frequently putting out u-23 sides and often getting narrowly beaten by ex prem sides that should have totally arseholed us. Oh well.

surely keogh would be literally a month's cover for your, what, 3? 4? crocked CBs, and then goodbye again

yeah it's just a desperate temp move I suppose, but I demand at least one sexy signing with an eye on the future ffs- Duane Holmes is definitely not that. Even that troglodyte rookie-manager Rooney has got his number in no time at all.

mind you saying that we got promoted to the prem with the predictably useless flatter to deceive merchant Rajiv van La Parra starting every week, so anything is possible!

oh we did sign some young striker who apparently Bowyer was in for as well, and that is a development signing tbf - but I doubt he'll get further than the bench at some late point this season. #exPremClubProblems

Tom kings goal pic.twitter.com/jtDa1QPF97

— Macaulay Tuffin (@TuffinMacaulay) January 19, 2021

All kicking off at Leamington. Mike McGrath sent off for Kettering after a physical altercation with the referee , took it out on the changing room then decided that wasn't enough is tried to get back on the pitch to have another go at the ref before the stewards got control and gave him to the police.

Just seen the video - the ref calls him over for something, he's clearly got a cob on and goes to square up but the ref has his arm out pointing and McGrath meets it with his chest, then slaps it out of the way so he can get closer.

Leamington spar

In the meantime we went in 1-0 up at half time, then had a player sent off for something invisible to the naked eye that was claimed to be leading with the elbow (but not enough for anyone to claim for it). We then went down to 9 (apparently for speaking to the ref) and responded by going 2 up. We have no strikers on the pitch.

gritty fare