Sunderland 'Til I Cry: EFL and beyond 19/20

so are we going to see the red-and-white wembley playoff hoodoo defeated tonight

I don’t imagine so. Never know though, eh?

based on having seen the semis, exeter are a better and more controlled and classy side, but northampton have strong chaos energy which could prevail

I think that’s about right.

Possession
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Shots
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Shots on Target
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Cardboard cut outs sneaking out at half time etc

turn on the stream, northampton long throw causing chaos, exeter flowing passing move leading to nothing

football's a bastard

exeter player going through on goal slows, checks, bundles it out for a goal kick

northampton almost score immediately

exeter's keeper is having an absolute stormer

northampton get the first shot on target at the other end too, just for shits

plymouth's manager here to rub it in from the analysis couch

'keir starmer has modelled his look on morrissey'

no you haven't keir. behold the master of the craft: joey barton

My completely irrational dislike of Danny Cowley is partly mitigating how sad it is to see Huddersfield reduced to this.

there is nothing irrational about disliking the dim, flat-track bully. He's fucking horrible and he is the brains and charm of the family.

lol all the useless duffer clubs at the bottom losing/already lost. Wigan down to 10 at Barnsley, locked at 0-0.

lol fuck off Warnock!

fuck me it's like they're all fighting to go down

fuck knows what is wrong with this lot, including my lot I would add. Maybe a bit of complacency because of the Wigan points deduction? The Rona? They've all been up late doing whatever unsavoury habits they picked up during lockdown? They are probably all just shit tbf!

Wigan 6-0 vs Hull before half time.

can't work out if that's good or bad, but we play wigan at the weekend so um

7!

What on earth is going on?

I don’t think I’ve seen anyone score seven in one half since Spurs beat Wigan 9-1.

8-0

There is an air of grim resignation here in the pub

Sheff Wednesday could be facing a points deduction this week, something to do with financial irregularities, that might save one more crap team that barely deserve to stay up!

drops my jaw how utterly shit QPR can be and never really be in danger

^^^conjures a QPR equaliser just like that *takes a bow*

this stop L**ds Utd project is looking pretty fucked rn, but i'd take a relegation to league 1 and *love it* if it meant an against the odds outcome of West Brom + Brentford taking the top two spots and they choked on their last two games.

just a quick lol

lol

Cmon lads if you keep this up Leeds are promoted. Lol we went 2 nil up against them at their place and lost, northing to see here.

Leeds is happening anyway, would rather they went up with Brentford

I like Brentford well enough but apparently we have a good sell-on clause on 25-goal Ollie Watkins and I could do with him being sold on this summer.

I wish the telly wouldn’t show pictures of the Cowlings. Puts me right out of temper.

The worst thing about no artificial crowd noise is being able to our ugly af management team bawling in shrill cockneyese at everyone and everything all the time

i've not got much against West Brom tbh but just annoying the two or three twats who constantly troll the Wolves stories on the Express & Star website is enough for me

can't even be arsed watching this. I'm predicting a 1-3 defeat, but would rather cut my hedges than watch this shite tbh!

Whoah get in Smith-Rowe you sexy bastard!

Almost fell off my steps when that went in from the wireless in the garden coverage!

Lol gl in the playoffs baggies!

Charlie Austin in tears an unexpected bonus.

our safety now depends on defeating either a team that won 8-0 last time out or the hopefully already-confirmed champions

;_;

hopefully the leeds squad secure the league on saturday and then just booze for 3 days

Tim Pope on Radio Leeds on them securing promotion " finally we are back in the joy division"

Maybe even Adam Pope!

Wait, you tuned into Radio Leeds? Secretly celebrating I reckon.

Lol

Lol

Lololololol

Xp
Radio Leeds also have to cover the w yorks non-league clubs Bratfurt Colliery and the famous Huddersfield Rovers! Even though they do it reluctantly.. meh fuck 'em!

Wait, you tuned into Radio Leeds? Secretly celebrating I reckon.

Yawwwwwkshir pride.

I used to work with this wanker that always had a local commercial radio station on Pennine Radio or Yorkshire fm or whatever the fuck it was called. It used to run this awful ad for a local law firm that carried the slogan : Yorkshire lawyers for Yorkshire people!