TOTTENHAM ARE STILL A BIG CLUB!

small mentality

idk anything but tottenham hotspur is a cool name

otm, same

Mou out...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52208509

... when he should have been in.

100% Tanguy didn't want to be there.

Big club mentality imo

you just cannot argue with heung min sons effectiveness

at least spurs are on the telly later today, itv 5pm

We have been informed by the Premier League that we have received one positive test for COVID-19 following the latest round of testing at our Training Centre

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) June 3, 2020

are they gonna build up to a reveal Tweet like with a new signing?

We are having a Boy 😍💙 pic.twitter.com/F91i1TniDT

— Harry Kane (@HKane) July 20, 2020

So my time at the club comes to an end. A sad day for many reasons. I will miss the friends I’ve made here, the staff that make the club run, playing at the amazing new stadium & of course you fans. pic.twitter.com/qyEOlNmgFx

— Jan Vertonghen (@JanVertonghen) July 27, 2020

Read Vertonghen came to Spurs in the summer of 2012. That's his eight best years as a player, and all that time he didn't win a single trophy. Nothing. Just letting that sink in.

Spurs last silverware was the prestigious Barclays Asia Trophy in 2009, under Redknapp. Which, well, lol

Still a big club though.

To be fair, who has won anything in that period? Man U, Man C, Lpool, Chelsea, Arsenal... plus Leicester, Wigan and Swansea. It's hardly getting shared around.

Yeah, there's what, 4 or 5 trophies up for grabs each year?

Of which only 2 really mean anything

4 or 5 national is quite a lot compared to most European countries that only have the title and the cup.

I'm only counting League, FA Cup, League Cup and any European titles.

Take a similar period when I was a kid (1973-80) and there 14 teams winning a domestic or European honour (and this was despite Liverpool appearing to win everything!). It's a bit of an elite shut-out now.

Juventus have just won their 9th title in a row, Bayern are on 8 in a row, PSG have won 7 out of the last 8 titles, Real or Barca have won 15 out of the last 16 titles.

Carabao cup tho

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8584391/Tottenham-offered-chance-sign-Watford-captain-Troy-Deeney-Jose-Mourinho-seeks-cover.html

I'd prefer one of the Bournemouth lads despite their problems this season, they're younger and could perform better with improved service. Plus I don't think Deeney is physically well suited to spending large amounts of time on the bench. But nearly anyone will do right now.

Would prefer an up and coming European prospect but I guess their price tag would be prohibitive for us at this stage. And very few higher tier strikers would agree to playing second fiddle to Kane for most of the season.

I don't think Deeney is physically well suited to spending large amounts of time on the bench.

Let's not beat about the bush, he's a fat bastard. I think Mou has realized his trolling isn't having much effect on opposition managers anymore so he mostly concentrates on trolling Spurs fans these days.

You know it's quite strange that Amnesty Are demanding more stringent tests for the Premier League than from the Government on Arms sales, Kate Allen was a representative of Haringey council, that's Tottenham.... Spurs war by proxy. pic.twitter.com/K6vrQVRU4I

— Graham.Watson (@GrahamWatty) August 6, 2020

For shame lads

Højbjerg has signed.

Manchester City are preparing a £40m bid for England and Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks, 24

O_o

Winks is one of the players I was thinking would benefit from playing alongside Hojberg, allowing him to play the game he should be playing rather than continuing to entertain the notion that he's a defensive midfielder. But Mourinho just isn't the manager to develop that game.

We've probably planted this story in order to generate some interest so hey.

Winks seems willing but I’m not sure he’s good enough to justify keeping him as anything other than an occasionally-used squad member.

Milan are rumoured to have agreed a price for Aurier but are mulling over whether his ‘exuberant character’ makes it a good idea.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/53803874

Let’s hope Gazzaniga stays fit. In retrospect, it’s a shame they didn’t sign Pau Lopez after his loan.

Pervis Estupiñán is being linked. Excellent season at Osasuna and far too good to be heading back to Watford.

lol massive signing

His neck is genuinely disconcerting. How have I never noticed this before?

It’s the same size and width as his head.

it's possible that Head and Shoulders causes head shrinkage

Joe Hart, in the Dining Room with the Lead Piping... pic.twitter.com/Ekt1ecEOPl

— ⚽️442oons⚽️ (@442oons) August 15, 2020

When, if ever, did you start thinking Tottenham were a bunch of cunts?

https://ibb.co/f0Q93B1

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2020/aug/25/all-or-nothing-tottenham-hotspur-finds-jose-mourinho-leaning-into-the-lens-documentary-amazon

excited to find out whether the Matt Doherty stories are true

*Delete* 😬
#WelcomeDoherty ⚪️ #COYS pic.twitter.com/dNRuGv6DTI

— Tottenham Hotspur (@SpursOfficial) August 30, 2020

Eriksen rumoured to be up for sale already.

Doc improves Spurs imo but i'm cool with us moving him on tbh, assuming we replace him with somebody younger and more mobile

the usual eejits in the Express and Star are prophesying the usual disaster tho

watched the first couple of episodes of the Amazon Spurs doc

Jose is really quite endearing when he's turning on the charm (although you can sense the darkness lurking just out of frame)

also Harry Kane is the least inspiring man alive

in a field where Michael Owen has lived and worked?

Owen is only "alive" in a theoretical sense

✓

Schrödinger's footballer

lol

Getting knocked out of the Europa League by Plovdiv despite a full strength squad.

Plovdiv down to nine men. Do they have time to make it 2-0?