xps I just instantly interpreted that as the guy who shot John Lennon and I mean...
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:38 (four years ago) link
the idea of hating footballers has changed for me a little since one of my all time hated footballers - fernando ricksen - got ill and died from mnd and the fact that i had hated him suddenly seemed very silly
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:39 (four years ago) link
Is Dennis Wise not considered a cunt anymore or does he just pale into insignificance now? Anyway, latter-day Le Tissier and Suker surely, the latter is especially disappointing cos he signed a match programme of mine.
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:42 (four years ago) link
ugh yes dennis wise, though not quite as hateful as vinnie and fashanu obv
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:49 (four years ago) link
I'd forgotten about that period of peak Dennis Wise when he was Leeds Utd manager !
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link
le tiss can never be hated, like hoddle he was just too much of a joy on the pitch to ever completely spoil it
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:58 (four years ago) link
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:39 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
celebrities arent ppl tho, iygwim
ricksen never knew or cared that you hated him, kind of thing
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:59 (four years ago) link
another one of these products of nazi rape that was more worthy of hate than le tiss - graham le saux. Total fucking dingbat!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:02 (four years ago) link
The nazi-rape quip is not mine btw, it is some Scottish coach who used it against le saux.
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
yeah i was going to mention Le Saux but hate is a strong word
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:06 (four years ago) link
“I paid a visit to David Bentley’s room,” writes Bullard, describing an evening on England duty when he was hungry after hours.“Bents was a great lad. The bloke is an absolute wrong ’un, make no mistake about that, but a lot of fun nonetheless. He was always laughing and I mean, always laughing.“I knocked on Bentley’s door which he immediately opened and he burst out laughing: ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’“‘Bents,’ I said, ‘I haven’t even said anything.’“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’“‘Listen Bents, I’m starving. I’ve got to eat something.’“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funny you should say that. So am I.’“‘How can we eat something?’ I asked him.“‘Leave it to me,’ he said as he called a mate of his.“Within half an hour, there was a knock at the door and Bentley’s mate was standing there with a large McDonald’s brown paper bag full of Big Macs and chips. You f***ing beauty!“Bentley was also my partner in crime when it came to taking the p*** out of Mr Capello. I remember looking at the gaffer on my first day and thinking, ‘I can’t believe how much he looks like Postman Pat; it’s him!’“Bentley obviously loved it — ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’ — and when we were on the team coach, we sat at the back and started singing the Postman Pat theme tune.“A few of the boys joined in — I think Rio, Ashley Cole and Jermaine Jenas might have had a quiet little sing-along — but most of the other dry lunches weren’t really up for it.“Another daft scheme Bents and I came up with was seeing who could say ‘Postman Pat’ as loudly as possible within earshot of the gaffer.“I’d walk past Capello and say ‘Postman Pat’ out of the corner of my mouth, but Bentley took it to another level when he would walk straight up to the boss and scream ‘Postman Pat!’ in his face before adding ‘And his black and white cat!’ for good measure.
“Bents was a great lad. The bloke is an absolute wrong ’un, make no mistake about that, but a lot of fun nonetheless. He was always laughing and I mean, always laughing.
“I knocked on Bentley’s door which he immediately opened and he burst out laughing: ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’
“‘Bents,’ I said, ‘I haven’t even said anything.’
“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’
“‘Listen Bents, I’m starving. I’ve got to eat something.’
“‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Funny you should say that. So am I.’
“‘How can we eat something?’ I asked him.
“‘Leave it to me,’ he said as he called a mate of his.
“Within half an hour, there was a knock at the door and Bentley’s mate was standing there with a large McDonald’s brown paper bag full of Big Macs and chips. You f***ing beauty!
“Bentley was also my partner in crime when it came to taking the p*** out of Mr Capello. I remember looking at the gaffer on my first day and thinking, ‘I can’t believe how much he looks like Postman Pat; it’s him!’
“Bentley obviously loved it — ‘Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!’ — and when we were on the team coach, we sat at the back and started singing the Postman Pat theme tune.
“A few of the boys joined in — I think Rio, Ashley Cole and Jermaine Jenas might have had a quiet little sing-along — but most of the other dry lunches weren’t really up for it.
“Another daft scheme Bents and I came up with was seeing who could say ‘Postman Pat’ as loudly as possible within earshot of the gaffer.
“I’d walk past Capello and say ‘Postman Pat’ out of the corner of my mouth, but Bentley took it to another level when he would walk straight up to the boss and scream ‘Postman Pat!’ in his face before adding ‘And his black and white cat!’ for good measure.
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:07 (four years ago) link
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, February 21, 2020 9:59 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
oh i don't feel guilty about hating him or anything. but it just undercuts the hate i have for current footballers, like in the back of my head I'm like "you would think 'oh that's a shame' if this guy gets cancer"
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link
Oh fuck Ashley Cole xp
― crisp, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
jimmy bullard is definitely a prize wanker.
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:09 (four years ago) link
While he was tapping the sick at Hull he was widely rumoured to spend his extended holiday coked up to the eyeballs in local nightclubs
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link
Btw I always always ALWAYS hated Beckham, even as a United fan, and I am always glad when something like his emails whining about not getting a knighthood emerges, cos really. Cruising on his looks and a few free kicks. Complete prick.
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link
no way, beckham a sorely underrated player and imo a decent guy!
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:16 (four years ago) link
bentley, tragic or a total wasteman or both, hard to say
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:17 (four years ago) link
‘Scholesy’ is a wee fuck Marco Materazzi - if Gab Marcotti and Jose Mourinho both love you then you are a cunt
― crisp, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link
Le Saux used to always make a big issue that he was a Graun reading footballer, and that is why most dressing rooms thought he was a complete arse.. because he was a moody, thoughtful outsider etc...but when his book came out it emerged he was actually almost as thick as Dean Windass. Not really hate though, more like what a prize prick!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link
Haha just thought of a good one...
A woman craves and needs a man who will take initiative, is decisive, and who has moral and physical courage.Soft effeminacy, immaturity and weak morality is neither manly nor attractive to her.— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 15, 2020
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
Dark Satanic Danny Mills.
― Stevie T, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
Men are made to be oaks of righteousness standing firm in the faith, not weeping willows driven by their emotions and every cultural wind of change. Fathers, train your sons in integrity and mature responsibility - knowing training must be intentional and growth takes time.— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 18, 2020
hah hah holy shit!
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:23 (four years ago) link
We comfortably rebuke men. And there's something appropriate about this primary accountability.However, women need to be corrected & instructed too.They need teaching about modesty, purity, submissiveness & a gentle & quiet spirit.But in a #metoo culture we fear to do so.— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 13, 2020
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
der Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:24 (four years ago) link
Can’t argue with Trump’s stand on banning late abortion and affirming the sanctity of life and children as a gift from God. #StateOfTheUnion— Gavin Peacock (@GPeacock8) February 5, 2020
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:26 (four years ago) link
I knew he was a born again but I didn't realise he'd got it that bad, the misogynist cunt.
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:27 (four years ago) link
Agreed. Underrated by a lot of Utd fans even
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:28 (four years ago) link
another vote for Beckham being Good and Alan Green spitting vitriol at him being a founding stone of Brexit or something
― imago, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link
becks tick
― oscar bravo, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link
scholes can fuck off tho
― oscar bravo, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
/der/ Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
Scrolling through peacocks twitter is the nuts, hard swerves between vile right wing batshittery and earnest discussions on whether or not Alan shearer was the best striker Newcastle ever had
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link
Lol the nuts
― ymo sumac (NickB), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link
lol I took it as read
― imago, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:33 (four years ago) link
I mean you can't remember prime Beckham very well if you think he was only about the odd free-kick
fair enough if you don't like him but I always thought he was pretty harmless off the pitch too
― Number None, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link
Beckham visited Afghanistan in May 2010 for a morale-boosting visit to British troops fighting the Taliban insurgency. The appearance of Beckham as well as British Foreign Secretary William Hague and Defence Secretary Liam Fox was believed to have prompted a Taliban attack on Kandahar airfield.
― hyds (gyac), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:39 (four years ago) link
Taliban assault team led by Gavin Peacock
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:41 (four years ago) link
Could name a whole XI of Portuguese
Deco, greetin'-faced wee cunt.
And Trezeguet another greetin'-faced crybaby cunt.
― Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link
The #SuperBowlLIV half time show proves that Western culture is not simply secular it is raw paganism.
#TheNuts
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:55 (four years ago) link
sorry for c+ping the official taliban gavin peacock twitter account
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link
Non-footballer who I hate because of his crying baby face: Andre Agassi
― babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 18:58 (four years ago) link
he also brought shame to the bald community.
― calzino, Friday, 21 February 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link
_/der/ Lothar Mattheus, from just before the wall fell, fanned on by a Germans hating grandad_Did you enjoy his crushed face when Bayern lost in the CL final as much as I did?You are all wrong, Beckham is a cunt.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 21 February 2020 19:45 (four years ago) link
i hate that he moved to mls at, what, 32 years old?
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
he also didn't do that well at real
was cracking for united right enough
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
parable of the talents and all that
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 February 2020 20:01 (four years ago) link
I swear Gavin Peacock announced he was going to become a priest before he'd actually decided what religion to be born again in
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
Taliban turned him down maybe
― Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:04 (four years ago) link
Patrick Bamford 👇
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 21 February 2020 21:07 (four years ago) link