as would i but not this way, not this way
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link
Frank should probably have explained to Derby that Leeds love the banter, they live for this shit, they will feed on your tears
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:08 (five years ago) link
Jay Rumball: Hoping for a Derby miracle tonight, Chelsea fan so always backing super Frank! C'mon the Rams, 3-1.
COME ON YOU LEEDS
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:10 (five years ago) link
well that was quick
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:11 (five years ago) link
28 minsRED CARD Mason Mount (Derby County)Things go from bad to worse for Derby as the youngster is issued a straight red for raining a series of brutal stomps onto the skull of a prone Patrick Bamford after the two had tussled while contesting a Derby corner. It looks as if the infernal god to whom Bamford pays tribute has gifted him with a grotesque additional head for every blow he received during the incident, which you have to think will significantly increase the Leeds man's aerial threat.
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:19 (five years ago) link
derby score
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:32 (five years ago) link
Sounds like comedy defending
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:37 (five years ago) link
V funny comedy of errors between keeper and defender, which then almost happened again immediately after
Bamford also got booked for a dive that was probably actually a Leeds penalty idk
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 19:39 (five years ago) link
We may have earlier given the impression that Leeds United Football Club enjoys, and even thrives on, atmospheres of disquiet and chaos. We regret any confusion caused by this error.
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link
RIP Bielsa
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:05 (five years ago) link
Can't see this finishing with 11 v 11
― groovypanda, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:11 (five years ago) link
Obviously it wasn't worth going out to watch this by-the-numbers encounter in the pub
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:15 (five years ago) link
*raises glass*
― imago, Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link
Classic choke
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link
;_;
― findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
In the 20 seconds i was confirming it was full time on talksport they managed to use "Frank Lampard's Derby"
― Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 15 May 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
Huddersfield Town linked with 'Iranian Zlatan Ibrahimovic' Mehdi Taremi
good to be back in the lower leagues again!
― calzino, Thursday, 16 May 2019 15:42 (five years ago) link
Tommy Rowe(binson) MISSES!
congrats imago!
― calzino, Friday, 17 May 2019 21:30 (five years ago) link
I can remember that little shit tormenting us in 2007 1st game of season against Stockport. Hated the little rodent, glad he fucked up the pen.
― calzino, Friday, 17 May 2019 21:32 (five years ago) link
lol the state of that pen!
― calzino, Friday, 17 May 2019 21:42 (five years ago) link
if i was darraghmac, this thread would have been filled with 100 of the most unmentionable posts in ilf history
― imago, Friday, 17 May 2019 22:38 (five years ago) link
you know how spurs have massively gotten away with it on like 25 occasions this season? this was all of those rolled into one, salvaged by a sudden and unexpected rediscovery of bottle when it came to penalty-taking
― imago, Friday, 17 May 2019 22:52 (five years ago) link
Sin bins are coming! TO the National League and all leagues below this year AIUI?
I am basically slavering in anticipation of this:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D7MPoLfXkAUXOSV.jpg
(NB I've stolen this image from the Exeter fans' site so it may all be a complicated whooshy ruse.)
― Tim, Thursday, 23 May 2019 11:21 (five years ago) link
Step 7 and below. They extended the 2017/18 trial to 2018/19 because it was apparently going well.
That said, I could be unsighted to an extension.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Thursday, 23 May 2019 11:58 (five years ago) link
5 and 6 too now, I think?
― Tim, Thursday, 23 May 2019 13:42 (five years ago) link
That's still in Vase territory.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Thursday, 23 May 2019 13:47 (five years ago) link
Sure, but it's coming for us all. I hope.
― Tim, Thursday, 23 May 2019 13:48 (five years ago) link
I'd need to see the stats of how much difference it's made - my suspicion is that lots of players at, say, steps 4 and 5 would just build resentment, and go back on the pitch and snap the player in half.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Thursday, 23 May 2019 13:54 (five years ago) link
I just want to see the chaos of having your keeper run on in an outfield player shirt and then arsing around until the next break in play when they will have to swap shirts with the hapless disposable lump of centre half who's been covering for them.
― Tim, Thursday, 23 May 2019 16:04 (five years ago) link
is there some ancient word that describes when you can't fucking stand football/football players/managers/fans/the whole shebang really, anymore, but feel empty sadness at lack of domestic football fixtures to engage with?
― calzino, Saturday, 25 May 2019 14:10 (five years ago) link
Newport v Tranmere going on right now! Tranmere starting to look stronger but still goalless - may well be one of those games that comes down to either a moment of brilliance, a horrendous mistake or penalties.
― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Saturday, 25 May 2019 15:34 (five years ago) link
Shockah
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 May 2019 16:33 (five years ago) link
Holy shit pic.twitter.com/BmJpWyPzFo— ππ π πππππΆπ (@Si__Taylor) May 25, 2019
― calzino, Sunday, 26 May 2019 06:07 (five years ago) link
the wisdom of gaffers
― imago, Sunday, 26 May 2019 08:47 (five years ago) link
also does anyone have any cool tips for how to negotiate one's way to a full-capacity wembley stadium
― imago, Sunday, 26 May 2019 09:03 (five years ago) link
levy
― daenerys baker (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 May 2019 09:05 (five years ago) link
lol
― imago, Sunday, 26 May 2019 09:06 (five years ago) link
fml
― imago, Sunday, 26 May 2019 14:08 (five years ago) link
Hope you get a goal back as that would be a sickening way to lose a play off final
― groovypanda, Sunday, 26 May 2019 14:32 (five years ago) link
Imago I don't, I cant even, I, my god
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 26 May 2019 14:36 (five years ago) link
somehow we are all square at the half but I am still experiencing some form of advanced ptsd
― imago, Sunday, 26 May 2019 14:54 (five years ago) link
i would not recommend that as a way for villa to negotiate the first half tomorrow, put it that way
― imago, Sunday, 26 May 2019 15:01 (five years ago) link
subbed your boy for that?
― nxd, Sunday, 26 May 2019 15:04 (five years ago) link
gl imago!
yessssss
― nxd, Sunday, 26 May 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link
literally taking it with 30 seconds to go ... fuck these nerve shredding penalty shoot outs.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 May 2019 15:54 (five years ago) link
fun ending
― alomar lines, Sunday, 26 May 2019 15:55 (five years ago) link
never in doubt
― imago, Sunday, 26 May 2019 15:58 (five years ago) link
Doubly awesome result, Sunderlols
― specific goats my way (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 May 2019 15:59 (five years ago) link
Cheer up Mackems, that first decade in league one is always the hardest one.
― calzino, Sunday, 26 May 2019 16:03 (five years ago) link