Only Spurs rush in: it's the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2018/2019 thread

all eyes on buffon at final whistle

What a pen!!!!”

Ahahahahahahaha

im giggling uncontrollably at these cunts

this chong lad seems a real fuckin idiot

A-fucking-mazing

FUCKING. HELL.

Christ.

what the fuck just happened!

ole still unbeaten!

I actually don't think that penalty call was absurd. Kimpembe had a cheeky look. Knew exactly what he was doing

but I also don't care

Amazing

I don't think I understand the handball rule.

don't worry, no one does

rashford was sorta shit all evening but that pen <3<3<3

xpost seems like it's a problem

omg the pepe headbutt on dzeko lolzzzzzzzzzz

How Dzeko survived this Pepe headbutt I’ll never know. 🤣pic.twitter.com/vw0QeRNv8J

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 6, 2019

I feel like it does make sense? You jump and spread your arms out then you’d better be facing the ball so you can get them out the fuckin way of the ball. You can’t just turn your back and claim ignorance.

xxp

I actually don't think that penalty call was absurd. Kimpembe had a cheeky look. Knew exactly what he was doing

but I also don't care

― Number None, Wednesday, 6 March 2019 22:04 (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

100%

had a look. moved the hand. out from the body.

turned his back is irrelevant

Yeah handball isn't complicated even if some refs and pundits try to make it so

Edin Dzeko and not Dzeko as per usual.

Is there a cheekiness ratio in the eyes of the player that is legislated ?

I actually don't think that penalty call was absurd. Kimpembe had a cheeky look. Knew exactly what he was doing

but I also don't care

he already did imo

turned his back is irrelevant

Peter Walton (?) the ref pundit on BT Sport reckoned it's actually worse turning your back as you're taking no responsibility for where you arms are so more likely that a pen will be given

Presumably Ole now has the job?

Only way he won't get the job is if they beat City

UNITED (hic)

Another VAR penalty coming in the other game

Classic Pepe absurdity swinging a stool about during the celebrations there

As a Paris supporter I’m pretty crushed this morning but they had it coming from the first minute. A pathetic display, once again. Surprised by the praise on Utd who I found insipid. As some pundit said, I’m not sure Utd deserved to win but Paris definitely deserved to lose

Quite enjoying the sight of United being given the condescending plucky underdog smiles on their faces treatment even though it's obviously bullshit. Like they're Fulham and this is a great Europa League adventure.

We had 10 players unavailable, including our entire first-choice midfield, and there was only one outfield player older than 19 on the bench

context matters sometimes

yeah they were the plucky underdog here tbh

No Matt’s right, they were always going to be a threat away at PSG with a midfield of ashley young, scott mctominay, pereira and fred

The rhetoric has been the same since Solskjaer took over, it wasn't just last night. Props to your determined heroes, its a real achievement for your midfield considering they're all bus drivers and postmen in their day jobs.

the richest club in the world won a match - what a beautiful story.

man united have become liverpool so much it must hurt, but presumably they'll spend their way out.

I suspect they're just happy to be there, with their hearts on their sleeves and a song in their hearts.

great last 16 so far

just needed a dortmund win for the perfect set

cmon schalke and lyon

the richest club in the world won a match - what a beautiful story.

they lost against ajax iirc?

united are above real in that list. i didn't think the mourinho gaslighting had affected perception of finances but i guess given the deep lowering of expectations elsewhere who knows.

http://www.cityam.com/272109/worlds-richest-football-clubs-real-madrid-replace

oh fair enough - that puts it in perspective - dunno how the fuck united have patched a team together tbh.

so which one out of ashley young, scott mctominay, pereira and fred would you secretly love to see in a liverpool shirt?

none of them - you don't get to be underdogs just for having shit players though.

xp mctominay

The rhetoric has been the same since Solskjaer took over, it wasn't just last night. Props to your determined heroes, its a real achievement for your midfield considering they're all bus drivers and postmen in their day jobs.

Our previous manager was Jose Mourinho. You're basically mocking abuse survivors here

this is good stuff

by god i hope they get drawn together

Me too!