Tragic Football Stories - Let us Kick Around the misshapen Jabulani that is English football right here

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compelling case tbph

rake pulture (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 November 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)

Is Rooney the Tony Blair in this analogy?

Matt DC, Sunday, 18 November 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

What a fucking simpering, overexposed irritant Southgate has become. And Kane ya is a disgrace to his heritage. The next Ingerland fail can't come soon enough to sate my burning hatred for 'em rn.

calzino, Saturday, 29 December 2018 14:09 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

Michael Keane, worst of all the Keanes.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 March 2019 20:08 (seven years ago)

idk magnum pi at no 9 was a bold choice for the opposition

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 20:21 (seven years ago)

always admire the freshness of youth that havent learnt yet not to just take on shit defenders

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 20:24 (seven years ago)

It seems we've never had a Pirlo thread. Shame on us. I'll put this here as it features England.

Pirlo's look of calmness with a dash of disdain before his penalty here is all time. The manner of this penalty wins the rest of the shoot out for me.

Italy v England, Euro 2012. (Penalties)
Could watch this all day.... 🇮🇹 pic.twitter.com/wBO43jAcK5

— Classic Calcio (@ClassicCalcio) March 25, 2019

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:50 (seven years ago)

Also enjoy Hart being a clown and not getting a finger to a single penalty.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:51 (seven years ago)

the number of england players who wouldnt get an irish shirt based on their passing tonight

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:55 (seven years ago)

I'd take Hudson O'Doi

Number None, Monday, 25 March 2019 23:00 (seven years ago)

colm wasnt it

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:11 (seven years ago)

commentary during last nights England game on TV3

Chris Sutton: "You can't really blame Declan Rice choosing to play for England. Ireland have no chance of qualifying from their group"

Commentator: "Let's not talk about that"

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 12:22 (seven years ago)

Up the Royal Academy.

Don't Go Back to Brockville (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 12:29 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

The England U21 game is crazy.

Five goals in thirteen minutes, including one for Hagi junior, 3-2 Romania,

ShariVari, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:17 (six years ago)

make that six! 4-2

imago, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:25 (six years ago)

Two home defeats in a row for England U21, I thought they were supposed to be good now?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:27 (six years ago)

one month passes...

P'tit peu d'lol mais surtout triste

Adil Rami sacked by Marseille for secretly participating on Fort Boyard

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 15:22 (six years ago)

four weeks pass...

Omg that Kosovo goal.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:56 (six years ago)

by the time i realised this had kicked off i missed the opportunity to lol

why's it at Southampton?

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:00 (six years ago)

Only suitable venue for the Ali Dia tribute act at the back.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:03 (six years ago)

was brilliant tho

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:03 (six years ago)

hungry boys these

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:32 (six years ago)

this is all hilarious

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:59 (six years ago)

5-3 after 54 minutes wtf

The Inner Mounting Phlegm (Tom D.), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:59 (six years ago)

oh wait is it lol again now? hold on

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:01 (six years ago)

amazing defending from england, absolute shit the bed stuff

joke pen all the same

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:02 (six years ago)

it's quite exciting watching this team but they do need to sort out having henderson, barkley and keane in the side

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:03 (six years ago)

keane is a dirty bomb in that backline

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:03 (six years ago)

get tyrone mings on ffs

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:05 (six years ago)

Awww boo turning this off again

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:08 (six years ago)

fair pen imo

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:08 (six years ago)

nuh uh give me more kosovo goals pls

oh lol

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:08 (six years ago)

xxp

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:09 (six years ago)

oof

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:10 (six years ago)

Glad I bore with it

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:10 (six years ago)

hahahahaha come back NV come baaaaack this is so much fun

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:11 (six years ago)

these lads are a bit eh demonstrative

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:12 (six years ago)

is this that forest keeper? he was good at the valley except for his kicking

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:12 (six years ago)

starting to think that any free kick should be passed rather than shot regardless of position

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:16 (six years ago)

england on the attack, given free kick when they had advantage, shot wide from 30 yards. just pick up where you left off

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:17 (six years ago)

imagine in ten years time when that era's pep comes up with the idea of kickouts

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:18 (six years ago)

I'm pretty sure this is terrible but it is's entertaining af

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:20 (six years ago)

keane is such a graceless lump, what the hell is he doing in this side

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:21 (six years ago)

england are so purposeless now, sancho and sterling aside. it's almost like GCHQ had a word at half time

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:26 (six years ago)

wooof welcome to the game mason

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:31 (six years ago)

kosovo #9 > kane

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:32 (six years ago)

I'm pretty sure this is terrible but it is's entertaining af

― a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:20 (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

not messing but approaching these games like this is marketing/morale genius from southgate

stressing over tactics against vastly inferior teams is toxic, poch out

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:33 (six years ago)

lessons I will never learn no matter what: 1. buying fruit from supermarkets 2. watching the latter stages of football matches I'm not otherwise arsed about when I notice an unusually high score

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:35 (six years ago)

aggregate rien

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:36 (six years ago)

omg

imago, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:37 (six years ago)


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