Only Spurs rush in: it's the UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE 2018/2019 thread

you fucking cunts

winks came on a threw that game

inexcusable, far worse than juve

Poch out

Inter were fairly shit. They spent most of the match looking for Spurs players to be booked

spurs best performance this season but that was two shit goals to concede at any stage on any stage

love2too fight w/ Spurs for third place

oh we wont be fighting

neither will we tbh

Studge

Liverpool v much on dis ting

Who does Tuchel remind me of? An actor, prob, but I can't figure it out?

https://twitter.com/search?q=tuchel%20looks%20like&src=typd

Not a 2nd half team & neymar and mbappe have hardly broken a sweat yet

xp damn, didn't know that was a thing

think he reminds me most of the guy playing the wiz in seinfeld

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRf_A07Elyw

PSG are a joke

Otm. Good for Firminho to get it

I came late and didn't know the lineups and spent much of the first half wondering if neymar or mbappe had even started

Odd second half, PSG didn't seem remotely arsed and Liverpool just passed it around and got complacent which allowed PSG to sneak back into it. Salah looks well off the pace.

Was Keita injured?

Nah he was on the bench

Who does Tuchel remind me of? An actor, prob, but I can't figure it out?

Yes, he doesn't look like a football manager, that's for sure.

http://i.imgur.com/7IxyvQM.png

"I'm the Wiz! Nobody beats me!"

http://dazedimg.dazedgroup.netdna-cdn.com/900/azure/dazed-prod/1150/2/1152023.jpg

Florian! I stand corrected, this is him.

My initial reaction was "blonde Jared kushner" but it didn't really check out

(xp) Well, they both look very German, true.

Shaktar-Hoffenheim an entertaing blend of brilliance and ineptitude. Julian Nagelsmann has ditched his usual jeans and t-shirt and is looking more like Miles Teller than ever.

Ajax vs AEK game entirely predictable. Ajax winning 3-0 against a team that would be put to shame by Charlton Athletic, and yet all the media and Ajax themselves acting like they just butchered Real Madrid. Some things never change.

Ronaldo straight red

Lyon 1-0 up against Citeh

No idea why Ronaldo got a straight red but lol it's on

Off the ball incident apparently

i’m just gonna enjoy lyon leading 1-0 cos there’s no way they can hold on to that

As the biggest hater of Cron on the planet I must conclude the video evidence is inconclusive non-existent.

Firmly rooting for Lyon, Jibe, you're not alone!

Yeah, that’s a joke.

apparently he's out of both Utd games now lol

Utd have been poor natch, but Pogba scored a lovely goal and Dalot looks quite promising

Pogba goal was gr8.

Nb. For the very first time in my life I am watching a telly show that clicks from goal to goal and highlight to highlight, between all six CL matches on right now. This is not how football was meant to be enjoyed. Very odd.

lol now they score a second
what the hell is happenig

Second for Pogba!
Second for Lyon!
<3

penalty decision was a shocker. Handball extremism is killing football

Pogba's run-up was so so great tho

h8 the run-up so much

Nah, Pogba ran up the nerves of the keeper there.

Agree that this handball-nazism is killing footy tho

The red card for Ronaldo was an atrocious decision. But then he cries, he cries again, he leaves the pitch crying, and it's just so satisfying.

I’ve seen Lyon squander so many 2-0 leads against far lesser teams that I’m fully expecting a 4-2 loss now that the 2nd half has begun

No way. Lyon is bossing this big time.

Nice to see Renato Sanches back and looking like himself again.

Bale really is thriving with Cron gone, isn't he?

they look nothing like the team i’m used to seeing on the weekends
almost a third now!

My sole wish is Depay sealing the deal here. Pep's bunch are being drubbed here.

Silva closing in. I really hope Jibe's "we've thrown 2-0 before" won't happen now.

So it’s our « farmers’ league » against Germany now !

pep really can't help himself in the CL. always looking for a cute angle.
roll on the all ilf baaderonix vs jibe final

Lovely goal.

neymar touch for 2nd goal straight fire

Insane how the qualifying rounds for next season are taking place before the semis are even over. The competition has lapped itself.

Ah, how did Depay not score? Pretty sure I could have chipped the keeper from there.

Enjoyed the serge gnabry arjen robben tribute goal. Coutinho looked really good when he came on.

Flicked over to 5live after the game to hear Sutton and Dublin lambasting the Lyon forward for missing 2 chances which apparently one can't do "at this level" and separates out the really top strikers from the average whilst willfully ignoring the fact that the chance lewandowski missed that led to gnabry's 2nd goal was way worse.

Final should be tasty.

possible caveat: Lewandowski's 55 goals in 46 appearances this season

i sure hope it won't be 10 more years before lyon get back to the cl semis (but honestly their chances are low, they are nowhere near the level of the big money clubs... tbh i'd probably be happier to see them in the europa league where they stand a chance)and that if they do they can avoid munich. two semis lost 3-0 to bayern (ok in 2010 they lost 1-0 and 3-0).
anyways, i hope psg beat bayern on sunday, even if it'll mean my psg supporting friends become even more annoying.

picked psg to win this itt in february so guess i'll stick with them but there are probably more bayern players i like than psgers. neymar has been ridic good this knockout phase and maybe he'll sort his finishing tonight.

I winced when that Lewandowski shot hit the post.

steve mcmanaman is chronic

last 30 mins horribly bitty

the curious double sub for Bayern completely killed their momentum

love fouls me

You just know Lineker has been waiting 95mins to say "Herr Flick" with a smirk on his face.

Group A: Bayern Munich, Atletico Madrid, Red Bull Salzburg, Lokomotiv Moscow

Group B: Real Madrid, Shakhtar Donetsk, Inter Milan, Borussia Monchengladbach

Group C: Porto, Man City, Olympiakos, Marseille

Group D: Liverpool, Ajax, Atalanta, Midtjylland

Group E: Sevilla, Chelsea, Krasnodar, Rennes

Group F: Zenit St Petersburg, Borussia Dortmund, Lazio, Club Bruges

Group G: Juventus, Barcelona, Dynamo Kiev, Ferencvaros

Group H: Paris St-Germain, Man Utd, RB Leipzig, Istanbul Basaksehir

chelsea jammy as ever. ronaldo vs messi. not the friendliest draw for man utd.