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whens the season start lads my bloods up

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 July 2018 09:06 (seven years ago)

heh

ross barkley lads

heh

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 July 2018 09:07 (seven years ago)

dele's got that delish contempt and guile. I think the best thing about the england team has been the positional play and the runs. they were uncharacteristically fluid for a lot of the tournament & the maguire-stones-walker defence performed much better than I expected

ogmor, Thursday, 12 July 2018 09:07 (seven years ago)

all fair as is what most of matts been saying tbh

but stones walker fears arent based around the most of what they do, its the two things a game they do.

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 July 2018 09:09 (seven years ago)

sean dyche probably working on the next england back four as we speak

He's got that Andrei Tarkovsky guy in this team already.

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 July 2018 09:15 (seven years ago)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiAbbQOX4AEvE45.jpg

Number None, Friday, 13 July 2018 19:37 (seven years ago)

LOL

Alan Alba (Tom D.), Friday, 13 July 2018 19:56 (seven years ago)

says more about shots on target than england, but lol nonetheless

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 13 July 2018 20:22 (seven years ago)

How does that stat even work when England have scored 12 goals in 6 matches?

Iain Mew (if), Saturday, 14 July 2018 06:47 (seven years ago)

That’s from open play so free kicks, corners and penalties excluded, I guess. That’s how England scored most of their goals.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Saturday, 14 July 2018 06:55 (seven years ago)

Not coming come but breaking records nonetheless.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44898458

Chase Knobbe? Have you Courtney Cox? (Tom D.), Saturday, 21 July 2018 07:13 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

Southgate so desperate to not pick Connor Coady that he reverts to a back 4

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Friday, 12 October 2018 21:00 (seven years ago)

uh

Number None, Monday, 15 October 2018 19:24 (seven years ago)

winks

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:52 (seven years ago)

poch 4 england

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2018 19:53 (seven years ago)

i presume replay will show that as absolute thuggery

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:02 (seven years ago)

the fuck do refs still ignore this cunts violence

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:02 (seven years ago)

nonsense

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:04 (seven years ago)

pretty undignified stuff this from whatdyoucallhim

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:13 (seven years ago)

mind u losing 3-1 to an eric dier team must sting

Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2018 20:13 (seven years ago)

three weeks pass...

seems a bit harsh moaning about this Rooney cap from anybody who didn't quibble about 50-odd before it

Tsugumo Alanshearer (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 November 2018 17:35 (seven years ago)

12 goals and 9 assists in 19 starts this season.

legend.

hello england's rose

( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 November 2018 17:39 (seven years ago)

is every BBC journo being bunged by UEFA to pretend this nonsense "competition" is good now?

Danton Lok (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 18 November 2018 13:04 (seven years ago)

England are celebrating this as though it's a World Cup semi-final.

Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 November 2018 15:51 (seven years ago)

It's their World Cup semi-final.

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 November 2018 16:16 (seven years ago)

dont grouse lads if this young english team was anyone else we'd love em

rake pulture (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:11 (seven years ago)

Love Dele Alli? Like that's going to happen.

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:19 (seven years ago)

You have to admit there's something brilliantly batshit about a competition where if you win you go through to the semi-finals and if you lose you get relegated.

Matt DC, Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:27 (seven years ago)

If I'd bothered to understand the competition and realised what the stakes were I'd have actually watched it.

Matt DC, Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:28 (seven years ago)

OTM.

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:34 (seven years ago)

It's like Brexit or somethin', no-one knows what the fuck is going on.

ROCK MUSIC (Tom D.), Sunday, 18 November 2018 19:35 (seven years ago)

compelling case tbph

rake pulture (darraghmac), Sunday, 18 November 2018 20:01 (seven years ago)

Is Rooney the Tony Blair in this analogy?

Matt DC, Sunday, 18 November 2018 20:16 (seven years ago)

one month passes...

What a fucking simpering, overexposed irritant Southgate has become. And Kane ya is a disgrace to his heritage. The next Ingerland fail can't come soon enough to sate my burning hatred for 'em rn.

calzino, Saturday, 29 December 2018 14:09 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

Michael Keane, worst of all the Keanes.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 March 2019 20:08 (seven years ago)

idk magnum pi at no 9 was a bold choice for the opposition

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 20:21 (seven years ago)

always admire the freshness of youth that havent learnt yet not to just take on shit defenders

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 20:24 (seven years ago)

It seems we've never had a Pirlo thread. Shame on us. I'll put this here as it features England.

Pirlo's look of calmness with a dash of disdain before his penalty here is all time. The manner of this penalty wins the rest of the shoot out for me.

Italy v England, Euro 2012. (Penalties)
Could watch this all day.... 🇮🇹 pic.twitter.com/wBO43jAcK5

— Classic Calcio (@ClassicCalcio) March 25, 2019

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:50 (seven years ago)

Also enjoy Hart being a clown and not getting a finger to a single penalty.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:51 (seven years ago)

the number of england players who wouldnt get an irish shirt based on their passing tonight

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 22:55 (seven years ago)

I'd take Hudson O'Doi

Number None, Monday, 25 March 2019 23:00 (seven years ago)

colm wasnt it

fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Monday, 25 March 2019 23:11 (seven years ago)

commentary during last nights England game on TV3

Chris Sutton: "You can't really blame Declan Rice choosing to play for England. Ireland have no chance of qualifying from their group"

Commentator: "Let's not talk about that"

. (Michael B), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 12:22 (seven years ago)

Up the Royal Academy.

Don't Go Back to Brockville (Tom D.), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 12:29 (seven years ago)

two months pass...

The England U21 game is crazy.

Five goals in thirteen minutes, including one for Hagi junior, 3-2 Romania,

ShariVari, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:17 (six years ago)

make that six! 4-2

imago, Friday, 21 June 2019 18:25 (six years ago)

Two home defeats in a row for England U21, I thought they were supposed to be good now?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Friday, 21 June 2019 18:27 (six years ago)

one month passes...

P'tit peu d'lol mais surtout triste

Adil Rami sacked by Marseille for secretly participating on Fort Boyard

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 15:22 (six years ago)

four weeks pass...

Omg that Kosovo goal.

ShariVari, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:56 (six years ago)

by the time i realised this had kicked off i missed the opportunity to lol

why's it at Southampton?

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:00 (six years ago)


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