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Phil Foden

arent there other injuries affecting that team reasonably significantly, tbf, tbf

rose fit for a start really changes things ito energy, ground covered and opposition stretched

lallana not the messiah but def the closest ye have to that missing player

AOC prob takes a sluggish Alli out of the running two games in, if hes not a starter in the middle

Lewis Cook could get there or therabouts in time maybe.

foden is the great hope but when I've seen him play he's been more of an attacking mf

dele knows how to milk moments perfectly and get an edge. won the fk last night.

think cook, winks, ward prowse prob more in the henderson role/area than any putative luke modrich

dele is a good deal better than a moments player, but hasnt been for some time now.

agreed that in those moments hes quite advanced for an english player in getting the required result

I keep forgetting that Harry Winks exists and he plays for us. If he'd been able to keep up the momentum from the first half of this season he would probably have been in the squad.

havent seen enough of (AM)RLC to know where he might sit

rashford development in the short term also dictates how the team might set up

course the next tournament will have a first xi full of players weve never heard of tbf, sean dyche probably working on the next england back four as we speak

xp no doubt at all winks makes the squad, quite possible he makes the first xi given injuries besides, but tbh youd need to see if he kicks on next year or not. still absurdly light on games.

for now hes prob best put down as dier-level option but in a cm passing role as opposed to enforcer

whens the season start lads my bloods up

heh

ross barkley lads

heh

dele's got that delish contempt and guile. I think the best thing about the england team has been the positional play and the runs. they were uncharacteristically fluid for a lot of the tournament & the maguire-stones-walker defence performed much better than I expected

all fair as is what most of matts been saying tbh

but stones walker fears arent based around the most of what they do, its the two things a game they do.

sean dyche probably working on the next england back four as we speak

He's got that Andrei Tarkovsky guy in this team already.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiAbbQOX4AEvE45.jpg

LOL

says more about shots on target than england, but lol nonetheless

How does that stat even work when England have scored 12 goals in 6 matches?

That’s from open play so free kicks, corners and penalties excluded, I guess. That’s how England scored most of their goals.

Not coming come but breaking records nonetheless.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-44898458

Southgate so desperate to not pick Connor Coady that he reverts to a back 4

uh

winks

poch 4 england

i presume replay will show that as absolute thuggery

the fuck do refs still ignore this cunts violence

nonsense

pretty undignified stuff this from whatdyoucallhim

mind u losing 3-1 to an eric dier team must sting

seems a bit harsh moaning about this Rooney cap from anybody who didn't quibble about 50-odd before it

12 goals and 9 assists in 19 starts this season.

legend.

hello england's rose

is every BBC journo being bunged by UEFA to pretend this nonsense "competition" is good now?

England are celebrating this as though it's a World Cup semi-final.

It's their World Cup semi-final.

dont grouse lads if this young english team was anyone else we'd love em

Love Dele Alli? Like that's going to happen.

You have to admit there's something brilliantly batshit about a competition where if you win you go through to the semi-finals and if you lose you get relegated.

If I'd bothered to understand the competition and realised what the stakes were I'd have actually watched it.

OTM.

It's like Brexit or somethin', no-one knows what the fuck is going on.

compelling case tbph

Is Rooney the Tony Blair in this analogy?

What a fucking simpering, overexposed irritant Southgate has become. And Kane ya is a disgrace to his heritage. The next Ingerland fail can't come soon enough to sate my burning hatred for 'em rn.

Michael Keane, worst of all the Keanes.

idk magnum pi at no 9 was a bold choice for the opposition

always admire the freshness of youth that havent learnt yet not to just take on shit defenders

It seems we've never had a Pirlo thread. Shame on us. I'll put this here as it features England.

Pirlo's look of calmness with a dash of disdain before his penalty here is all time. The manner of this penalty wins the rest of the shoot out for me.

Italy v England, Euro 2012. (Penalties)
Could watch this all day.... 🇮🇹 pic.twitter.com/wBO43jAcK5

— Classic Calcio (@ClassicCalcio) March 25, 2019

Also enjoy Hart being a clown and not getting a finger to a single penalty.

the number of england players who wouldnt get an irish shirt based on their passing tonight

I'd take Hudson O'Doi