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I think Kane is quite similar to Lineker and will end up having a similar looking career

No English trophies until he's in his thirties?

sounds plausible

What's the point in pulling out the A-H1 balls ?

Belgium

That doesn't seem like the most convincing reason possible.

lol sorry that was not meant as a response :)

Trying to formulate an Eden Hazard joke in which England plays the role of Boss Hogg but it's not coming

not a famous english footballer but i once got hit in the nads playing footie

respect

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brothers in nads

ladies and gentlemen, the new England Women's team's Head Coach

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England's 23-man squad for the 2018 World Cup

Goalkeepers
Butland (Stoke), Pickford (Everton), Pope (Burnley)

Defenders
Jones (Man Utd), Cahill (Chelsea), Walker (Man City), Trippier (Tottenham), Rose (Tottenham), Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool), Young (Man Utd), Stones (Man City), Maguire (Leicester)

Midfielders
Dier (Tottenham), Henderson (Liverpool), Delph (Man City), Loftus-Cheek (Chelsea), Lingard (Man Utd), Alli (Tottenham)

Forwards
Kane (Tottenham), Rashford (Man Utd), Vardy (Leicester), Sterling (Man City), Welbeck (Arsenal)

I don't imagine too many teams will be quaking in their boots over that squad.

i feel like this shower will be no worse than some of their more feted predecessors, largely because Southgate has some modicum of tactical nous

still coming home after the group, like

there's not many of these that would make the squad for any other top 20 ranked nation

I'd still have brought Emile Heskey tbf

dunno how England will manage without the tenacious drive and enthusiasm of Wilshere

Southgate has to pray Kane keeps fit.

there is a vague air of competence about this squad/enterprise? possibly misleading. doesn't seem like an abject disaster on paper for the first time in a while anyway. expectations extremely low still, of course.

you don't have your Steven Gerrards, your John Terrys, your talismanic figures who can grab the game by the scruff of the neck and show the world exactly how terrible and overrated they are on the biggest stage. that's probably got something to do with it.

there's not many of these that would make the squad for any other top 20 ranked nation

i think a few of these lads might squeeze into the polish, peruvian, swiss, colombian or tunisian squads

i am completely suspending any sense of expectation, judgement or other critical detachment abt this england side, I'm going all in

For the nation, by the nation. The #ThreeLions’ official @FIFAWorldCup squad announcement. pic.twitter.com/YecUWPUZfJ

— England (@England) May 16, 2018

This is... something

its a good squad from whats available, decisions seem based on logic and a team/squad focus for a change

obv talent isnt good and obv press and fans mean ye'll be out asap but still.

welbeck a funny pick

Looks pretty bleak on paper once you get past the forwards. Difficult to see GK not being a massive problem again but it's not as though there's anyone else to pick.

the satisfaction here is in who he hasnt brung and why

welbeck a funny pick

Read this as 'welbeck a funny prick', thought steady on there, deems.

Also NV's original dn on this thread is genius.

was kinda hoping for a team based around Shelvey pinging long balls for Vardy and Rashford but instead he's gone for dull Spurs competency. probably the right decision.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHcwa33I8UY

none of my teams are in the world cup (scotland are never, chile are usually, if chile aren't italy is the backup - I'm 1/16th italian mamma mia) so I'm backing england

yeah agree shelvey pinging long balls wld have been fun but i don't think many teams will play a high enough line to make it viable

(xp) No chance, I don't even like many of the players.

no wazza, no stevie g, no fat frank, no EBJT (he wasn't in the squad last time around admittedly), no joe hart. big improvement from the 3 lines

The players are so dull and anonymous this time though.

Apart from Alli, who's a dick.

Who should have gone instead of Welbeck, Ashley Barnes?

5th choice forward is not a role with an abundance of names to pick from

Shelvey definitely the most hard done by

Shelvey earns everything he doesn't get

the only interesting/long term attacking option wld have been sessegnon

Oh I don't feel bad for him or anything

Sessegnon would have just been Walcott mk 2

some low key functional competency will be a refreshing change for England altho Ray Wilson appears to have died of outrage RIP

Rashford's fairly lucky to be in there based on this season's performances tbh

so's danny rose

danny rose is lucky based on his career performances tbh

xps barnes has declared for austria iirc

think bertrand over rose and smalling over jones but dont have too much a problem with the squad

xps
RIP Ray Wilson, fucking Ingerland class of sixty-yawn and ex corpse shagging funeral director, and bloody true legend according to our lot, cos he did national service in the Middle east and the cunt only ever earned 6 pounds of rabbit lard and a threepenny bit per week. Build a statue etc ... yawn...

probably a bit harsh, but I had just read some abysmal comments by some prick who was also repping for Allardarse earlier and was at breaking point.

danny rose > ashley cole just never fit and seems to have his personality