PSG ne sera pas sur cette chose - It's the Champions League 2017-2018 thread

...definitely sell to the first big bidder...

Bob Mortimer’s impersonations of Kane on his Athletico Mince podcast are how I imagine Harry talks all the time now

can't cope with athletico mince since i saw andy dawson's twitter

Yeah id just started listening to the gangs of the EPL stuff on athletico mince with the hilarious spurs gang when I saw Kane and alli doing their ridiculous handshake celebration, perfect

What's up with Andy Dawson's twitter?

he's an incredibly defensive, radgy, miserable, anti-intellectual common-sense type with a huge inferiority complex & he's constantly throwing his toys out the pram

He's also responsible for Get In The Sea and I consequently refuse to engage with anything else he does.

are you saying he should

cska having a shocker here

hilariously bad

nice to see Martial making hay though

PSG two up vs Bayern. They look like they could cut through anyone at the moment.

Just got home. What second half to watch?

Neuer would've had that Cavani shot tbh

Chelsea Atletico game seems well poised

Utd are home and dry

celtic go 2-0 up

why is united wearing prison uniforms

PSG are peachy

Celtic should be more than 2-0 too, they're winning this at a canter.

Basel beating Benfica 5-0 is O_o

Seriously!

Ancelotti out after tonight? This is embarrassing stuff, and he was half on the out already w/ Nagelsmann lined-up to replace him. PSG can bring Di Maria and Draxler from the bench, jeez

Chelsea have scored :(

lol

Cox out

2-1 Chelsea with final touch! Absolutely deserved, superb performance. One of the best away performances in Europe I've seen in recent years

— Michael Cox (@Zonal_Marking) September 27, 2017

At this rate Batshuayi going to be directly responsible for more success than anyone else in Chelsea's history.

Putin tbf

right, celtic just need to beat anderlecht ad bayern at home now and we could possibly be through to the next 16. we're on the road to kiev lads

lol @ Diego Costa in the crowd with his head in his hands

right, celtic just need to beat anderlecht ad bayern at home now and we could possibly be through to the next 16. we're on the road to kiev lads

― -_- (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, September 27, 2017 2:21 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

excluding qualifying rounds this is the biggest away win in europe for celtic in 40 years

Could easily have been 5-0 too - though, to put that in perspective, PSG could easily have beaten us 8-0.

Okay, FC Basel’s Oberlin is rather quick. pic.twitter.com/5Z1QQsEONl

— Jordan Clarke (@FourFourJordan) September 27, 2017

Love that run. Also the bowing of the head to run even faster.

Ancelotti out after tonight? This is embarrassing stuff, and he was half on the out already w/ Nagelsmann lined-up to replace him. PSG can bring Di Maria and Draxler from the bench, jeez

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 27 September 2017 20:29 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you called it lbi

It was inevitable, really. No Oktoberfesten for Carlo.

tongues wagging in the west ham boardroom?

We're on our way to Kiev after all.

I don't want to give Deems a coronary but Poch appears to have decided that the Bernabeu is the place to try playing 442 for the first time.

hmmm, it seems this City team might be quite good

statement of intent from liverpool - maribor won't forget this 3-2 victory.

Absolutely. Pleasure to see them play tbh. xp

Mourinho vindicated

lol

jesus, 4-0. this team badly needs a big win, against anyone.

Ah, Aurier...

ffs lads letting the Ox score?

Spartak 5-1 up vs Sevilla O_o

Spurs six points ahead of Dortmund now.

Pour one out für BVB.

World class from Lloris tonight, absolutely incredible.

Indeed

Lloris at his absolute best. Check these saves out: pic.twitter.com/yCa5T8VV3P

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) October 17, 2017

Worth noting Madrid keeper in fact had a better night tbf

That was super stuff.

Eriksen had his worst ever game tho, with him at it we would have won that comfortably imo