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truly this is the greatest evolution of the game

Tackle looks good to me tbh

Pen stands and is saved

furious that danny mills cunt racism goes unpunished

Just biased towards ingerland m8

Commentators anointing the team with ninety seconds to go cunts will not be learnt

Onomah looks imperious set against his peers

Calvert-Lewin total shite

Tomori really does look an absolute walking disaster, almost scored his second and third og of the tournament today and just did his best to break his own keepers leg in the last minute of a wc final

what's this? John Terry has made his way onto the pitch wearing full kit

A goal of excellence

These centre halves trying to play it out of the back is a disaster tho

nice finishing dudes lol

quelle honte

John Stones is a third rate defender the other two are one order better

Dele Alli looks a worryingly one note one paced one trick player when spurs aren't buzzing around him

Raheem Sterling is appallingly one footed.

Otherwise not bad.

this game sucks

Dearie me.

Both of England's goalies are motm is the thing, the centre halves are absolutely stinking

Was that Cahill literally decided to start praying rather than defend there

The lack of creativity in englands creative players is nothing new but I mean sterling genuinely could not beat a tailors dummy

This is great

Which of our #YoungLions has the best music taste? 🎶 pic.twitter.com/Gi26vZu75C

— England (@England) June 15, 2017

cauley woodrow > bobby moore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmpRl74Dxxc

What's worse

Stupidity of players in England shirts
Technique of players in England shirts

Cos I saw Ireland torn apart by Georgia last week and get slaughtered but at least we were just playing agricultural shit badly and rightly punished by a bad team doing simple things well

These lads here couldn't beat a no-show

Should be down to ten but tbf it was walker so

Credit to the lad

Players of standard- rashford striking, Kane in general, AOC while carrying, Alli while running off the ball, Dier in fits. Clyne is better than adequate cover.

In particular, AOCs decision making and idk ?attention? when delivering pass, cross or shot stinks of a lad convinced throughout a full career that the end result of his efforts were either not important or not his problem or something it is alarming that this has been considered not a bigger issue

Jesus Christ, the one time I want you cunts to win...

i didn't watch this shit but lol the review: http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41152560

nice to see some realish talk for a change

Clyne is better than adequate cover.

You just forfeited the right to castigate a fullback ever again.

I dunno what I'm missing with him tbh, he does an ok job but doesn't do anything as such

Tbh the rating of players that carry the ball well to no effect whatsoever is puzzling me, because it's an attribute seemingly hugely values for some reason

Clyne was complete bullshit most of the times I saw him for the second half of last season, maybe he'll improve but any continued first team place is going to be largely down to a paucity of reliable options at RB for Liverpool. I dunno I like the look of Joe Gomez but I think he sees himself as a CB in the longer term.

Oh shit

Bertrand. I meant Bertrand.

Alright Bobby Robson. Bertrand is fine.

Totally merited

stop your cryan

NI have been a better value watch this int'l weekend, and not just because they've had a Charlton player in the side

As an aside and because there's no more general World Cup qualifier threads, Syria are currently beating Iran 1-0 and on the verge of qualifying for the World Cup. That's actually pretty cool.

Oh shit, Iran scored almost immediately after I posted that.

That's the worst thing that could've happened to Syria

They'll be dancing in what remains of the streets

They didn't end up qualifying just yet, but they're into the playoffs thanks to a 94th minute equaliser.

Clyne was complete bullshit most of the times I saw him for the second half of last season, maybe he'll improve but any continued first team place is going to be largely down to a paucity of reliable options at RB for Liverpool. I dunno I like the look of Joe Gomez but I think he sees himself as a CB in the longer term.

think you missed your AA meeting, Matt:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwBKMhZWPJ8

can't believe Mark Sampson's been sacked for nothing

you can't enjoy racist bantz anywhere these days

apparently you can have safeguarding issues but be totally safe to do your job but get sacked anyway

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/sep/20/mark-sampson-leave-england-womens-manager

if you didn't know the background would you have any clue what this was about?

Very confusing watching these young kids with their ball skills and exuberance. Hopefully that shiz will get knocked out of them before they make the Prem.