EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

Probably need to fuck the playoffs off and go back to the old top 3 auto slots format!

We definitely need Leeds to supplant Fulham and Reading to take out Weds, cos both of them are bastard sides we can't beat.

Not meaning to sound presumptuous, cos we could still fuck this game up!

well if you drop points tonight i still don't think you're gonna miss the playoffs

no disrespect because you'm capable of beating any line-up we sent out, but Lambert did exactly what he said he wouldn't do earlier this week and picked a very weird "dudes who haven't played for months/dudes who've been injured for months" starting XI

PLAYOFFS UNLOCKED

Wagner now officially better than Bruce

Bruce's Town was in the same position as Leeds/Fulham, almost 20 years ago, and fucked up the last 3 games!

or was it the last 6 games - I can't remember.

I would love another trip to Wembley with step-dad/bro and various degenerates. Sorry Caek, but the last one was alltime. Totally shit game, but what a penalty shootout!

never wanted my own team to lose a match as badly in my life. counting on your boys today calzino

slow ol' Hudson just gifted them a pen :(

Lol! saved by Coleman, it might not be their day after all!

Poor York, held at home and relegated by a last-minute equaliser for neighbours Guiseley :(

"Leading scorer Jon Parkin twice equalised for the hosts.."

I can't believe this guy is still playing professional football, even at C-national level.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/resources/images/5814356.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery

not meant in judgemental manner!

mind you, he'd probably still skin Hudson for pace.

the bluenoses down to 10!!! Come on lets make this happen!

: D

yessss just coming to gloat. my brother was having a drink with some Hudds fans at lunchtime apparently, he joined in with a few choruses of "we all hate Leeds"

we havent turned up at all yet tbf. been all Rovers. problem is they're not particularly good

yeah they couldn't get it together to beat us last weekend and i don't think we had a shot

when Arry took the "job" he said the Bluenoses would only need 4 points to be safe snigger

dirty Leeds go 1 down :D

meanwhile the Wolves's early holiday is now in full effect

omg! calamity!

gdammit i knew this would happen once Hudds were safely in the playoffs

half arsed marking in the box will still concede against 10 you knuckleheads. Wake up ffs!

Christ tho but Danny Graham is a poor attacker isnt he? quivers like an aspen leaf if he gets so much as a sniff of the ball in any area where he might actually have an opportunity to do some damage or make a decision

they've had a couple of belting chances here Rovers, really not helping themselves

xp ahhhhh fuck offff

it looks like Blackburn are incapable of saving themselves anyway tbf

Danny Graham air-kicks from 6 yards out

if i have to i'll just be a grown-up about it and console myself with the thought that City are a good thing for Small Heath and it would be bad news for the neighbourhood were they to get relegated and stay down. slim reed on which to lean but it may have to do

Brum are definitely going to win this game and stay up :(

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Trying some messageboard Ju Ju here.

we now appear to be (rather sportingly) passing the ball patiently around our own area waiting for Blackburn to nick possession, or possibly foul them to give em a free kick near the area. how much help do these guys need ffs

ya dancerrrrrrrr

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

give him enough chances and he might hit one eventually

i take it all back Danny Graham

any cunt on our side taking a shot as of right now wants selling imo. kick it long every time, and don't bother to chase it

Wells comes on for Huddersfield COME ON

yeah come on you lazy bastards, we have a Villa fan on the pitch ffs!

omg! didn't see a Leeds comeback on the cards.

even have

It isn't sounding encouraging tbh. Mooy's coming on though, that'll give them something to think about.

another goal for us or blackburn puts forest in the shit

i know they're not brum but cmon

http://i.imgur.com/3kDXSaS.jpg

let me put you in the forest mood (c/o popbitch the other week)

another Brum pen :(

heartbreaking

ah fuck it all

fuckin Leeds too, this is turning into a total trainwreck. if Leeds get a fourth i'm gonna get drunk

trying to listen to fulham brentford on the radio but while the goings-on sound effervescent i cannot help myself singing "i'm stepping it jota this year" and "barbet girl" ott in my head instead

mass pitch invasion in progress at leyton orient obv

and Norwich go down to 10 men ;_;

Forest going down on the last day isn't without appeal, but what we have done today for Brum is criminal. I feel ashamed :(

i'd still fear for Rovers on today's evidence, they only got the win because we were so contemptibly shite (we can stop pretending that we were trying to let it happen now I think). can't see Rovers getting much out of Brentford even if Brentford aren't arsed.

Bristol - Blues harder to call. if only Bristol had a shittier goal difference, it'd actually give them something to play for next week. as it is I could see them clocking off early and just letting the Blues take it

In the season Brum relegated us in the last game we were almost in an identical position to them, albeit 2 pts worse off. It can still happen.