EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

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the minute I was about to post "1-4... tosses 5live playing laptop in the garden", ilx wouldn't let me post at all anymore. fair play.

leeds losing kinda makes up for it.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:50 (nine years ago)

Blackburn would've gone about Birmingham if they'd won, some teams just don't want to help themselves

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:57 (nine years ago)

gone above

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 22 April 2017 15:57 (nine years ago)

At least Sherwood can now find his true level, although some might argue the basement might be too much too soon for him.

calzino, Saturday, 22 April 2017 16:13 (nine years ago)

no streams of this game is fuckin bullshit

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 23 April 2017 10:46 (nine years ago)

not on telly :(

COME ON VILLA

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 April 2017 10:47 (nine years ago)

Gabby :)

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 23 April 2017 12:30 (nine years ago)

:D :D :D

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 April 2017 12:30 (nine years ago)

First goal in 14 months :D

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 23 April 2017 12:42 (nine years ago)

just gotta throw the Blackburn game now

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 23 April 2017 12:56 (nine years ago)

see, that's what i said, but could we do it?

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 April 2017 13:18 (nine years ago)

Shit this isn't on tv, but apparently there is a stream on cric from some Norwegian sports channel that understand the magnitude of this massive game!

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:30 (nine years ago)

never mind, lovely hd quality link with volkisch looking cyclist types is the thing on Norwegian eurosport tonight.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:48 (nine years ago)

ah ffs i assumed there'd be a stream with us being the only Champo game

i can't help but ask myself if you failing to clinch the 3 points tonight won't encourage you to give Birmingham a proper doing on Saturday

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 18:59 (nine years ago)

If only that was the last game and us at home.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:06 (nine years ago)

forgot this because i thought the match was tomorrow

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C-KmLq1XUAAi_iN.jpg:large

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:06 (nine years ago)

could have sacrificed some geographical verisimilitude and gone with the pitbull there idk

imago, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:08 (nine years ago)

am i wrong in detecting a Chinese influence in that terrier? pitching to Fosun for a contract renewal maybe

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:09 (nine years ago)

looks more like a border terrier.

Izzy Brown!

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:17 (nine years ago)

sounds like VLP is giving us a hard time

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:17 (nine years ago)

I absolutely adore VLP. I know his end product is often iffy, but up to there he is awesome and has been so good for us.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:22 (nine years ago)

Can't think of many Town players who make people stand up as much as he has in my life tbh.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:23 (nine years ago)

i kind of hate out and out wingers because so much iffy end product but he got a raw deal from us and yeah sometimes you just wanna watch a bit of flair, productive or no

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:27 (nine years ago)

that's at least two of our lads booked for bringing him down btw

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:29 (nine years ago)

It sounds like he has been doing some anger management recently, and calmly getting up and carrying on after getting scythed down.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:43 (nine years ago)

Probably need to fuck the playoffs off and go back to the old top 3 auto slots format!

We definitely need Leeds to supplant Fulham and Reading to take out Weds, cos both of them are bastard sides we can't beat.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:51 (nine years ago)

Not meaning to sound presumptuous, cos we could still fuck this game up!

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 19:52 (nine years ago)

well if you drop points tonight i still don't think you're gonna miss the playoffs

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:03 (nine years ago)

no disrespect because you'm capable of beating any line-up we sent out, but Lambert did exactly what he said he wouldn't do earlier this week and picked a very weird "dudes who haven't played for months/dudes who've been injured for months" starting XI

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:14 (nine years ago)

PLAYOFFS UNLOCKED

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:37 (nine years ago)

Wagner now officially better than Bruce

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:45 (nine years ago)

Bruce's Town was in the same position as Leeds/Fulham, almost 20 years ago, and fucked up the last 3 games!

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:57 (nine years ago)

or was it the last 6 games - I can't remember.

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 20:58 (nine years ago)

I would love another trip to Wembley with step-dad/bro and various degenerates. Sorry Caek, but the last one was alltime. Totally shit game, but what a penalty shootout!

calzino, Tuesday, 25 April 2017 22:10 (nine years ago)

never wanted my own team to lose a match as badly in my life. counting on your boys today calzino

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 13:59 (nine years ago)

slow ol' Hudson just gifted them a pen :(

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:07 (nine years ago)

Lol! saved by Coleman, it might not be their day after all!

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:08 (nine years ago)

Poor York, held at home and relegated by a last-minute equaliser for neighbours Guiseley :(

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:08 (nine years ago)

"Leading scorer Jon Parkin twice equalised for the hosts.."

I can't believe this guy is still playing professional football, even at C-national level.

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/resources/images/5814356.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:18 (nine years ago)

not meant in judgemental manner!

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:19 (nine years ago)

mind you, he'd probably still skin Hudson for pace.

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:20 (nine years ago)

the bluenoses down to 10!!! Come on lets make this happen!

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:23 (nine years ago)

: D

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:24 (nine years ago)

yessss just coming to gloat. my brother was having a drink with some Hudds fans at lunchtime apparently, he joined in with a few choruses of "we all hate Leeds"

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:24 (nine years ago)

we havent turned up at all yet tbf. been all Rovers. problem is they're not particularly good

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:25 (nine years ago)

yeah they couldn't get it together to beat us last weekend and i don't think we had a shot

when Arry took the "job" he said the Bluenoses would only need 4 points to be safe snigger

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:26 (nine years ago)

dirty Leeds go 1 down :D

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:29 (nine years ago)

meanwhile the Wolves's early holiday is now in full effect

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:32 (nine years ago)

omg! calamity!

calzino, Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:40 (nine years ago)

gdammit i knew this would happen once Hudds were safely in the playoffs

Brexectile dysfunction (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 29 April 2017 14:41 (nine years ago)


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