EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

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COME ON YOU TRIFFIDS

whereas tomorrow hopefully won't be day of the triffics ayy lmao

good job to brighton last nite singing 1 greedy bastard to pritchard, who then indeed helped himself to a double portion of the exact same jammy goal from 20yds

i think this sudden science fiction turn marks the work of a lad who knows he won't be doing this job next season

One of our secret agents has managed to infiltrate the referees association so we could drop in a Town fan to referee sabotage the Geordies today. I don't know why Rafa is getting so stressed, a lot of the players gave up on catching them weeks ago. It would be so funny if he fucked up auto from this position, but so not going to happen.

if the collected psychic malice of the non-Newcastle-supporting nation can't stop them then there's no chance

What type of mean-spirited folk wouldn't want to see the greatest bunch iv laddoes in the warld acting like pissed up charmless bastards at Flamingoland while Mike Ashley pops out the champers? :p

COME ON BLACKBURN YOU'M BETTER THAN THESE

:)

Huddersfield lead turned around in some ten odd minutes, 1-2 behind now.

Reading losing at Notts Forest, eeeexcellent

bloody hell Hudds, bit early to start saving yrselves for the playoffs

glad I couldn't go today! I caught some of the 1st half on a stream and Town honestly haven't been that bad other than a few individual mistakes. But when a team has put 9 past you in 1 and half games, they might just have your number!

Forest gubbing Reading now, if Stearman loves this club he'll punt a couple into his own goal

aw shit hush my mouth Reading pull one back

ha ha! the white shite 2-0 down at Burton, not all bad today.

the curse of the gloat, they just pulled one back as well!

the minute I was about to post "1-4... tosses 5live playing laptop in the garden", ilx wouldn't let me post at all anymore. fair play.

leeds losing kinda makes up for it.

Blackburn would've gone about Birmingham if they'd won, some teams just don't want to help themselves

gone above

At least Sherwood can now find his true level, although some might argue the basement might be too much too soon for him.

no streams of this game is fuckin bullshit

not on telly :(

COME ON VILLA

Gabby :)

:D :D :D

First goal in 14 months :D

just gotta throw the Blackburn game now

see, that's what i said, but could we do it?

Shit this isn't on tv, but apparently there is a stream on cric from some Norwegian sports channel that understand the magnitude of this massive game!

never mind, lovely hd quality link with volkisch looking cyclist types is the thing on Norwegian eurosport tonight.

ah ffs i assumed there'd be a stream with us being the only Champo game

i can't help but ask myself if you failing to clinch the 3 points tonight won't encourage you to give Birmingham a proper doing on Saturday

If only that was the last game and us at home.

forgot this because i thought the match was tomorrow

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could have sacrificed some geographical verisimilitude and gone with the pitbull there idk

am i wrong in detecting a Chinese influence in that terrier? pitching to Fosun for a contract renewal maybe

looks more like a border terrier.

Izzy Brown!

sounds like VLP is giving us a hard time

I absolutely adore VLP. I know his end product is often iffy, but up to there he is awesome and has been so good for us.

Can't think of many Town players who make people stand up as much as he has in my life tbh.

i kind of hate out and out wingers because so much iffy end product but he got a raw deal from us and yeah sometimes you just wanna watch a bit of flair, productive or no

that's at least two of our lads booked for bringing him down btw

It sounds like he has been doing some anger management recently, and calmly getting up and carrying on after getting scythed down.

Probably need to fuck the playoffs off and go back to the old top 3 auto slots format!

We definitely need Leeds to supplant Fulham and Reading to take out Weds, cos both of them are bastard sides we can't beat.

Not meaning to sound presumptuous, cos we could still fuck this game up!

well if you drop points tonight i still don't think you're gonna miss the playoffs

no disrespect because you'm capable of beating any line-up we sent out, but Lambert did exactly what he said he wouldn't do earlier this week and picked a very weird "dudes who haven't played for months/dudes who've been injured for months" starting XI

PLAYOFFS UNLOCKED

Wagner now officially better than Bruce

Bruce's Town was in the same position as Leeds/Fulham, almost 20 years ago, and fucked up the last 3 games!

or was it the last 6 games - I can't remember.

I would love another trip to Wembley with step-dad/bro and various degenerates. Sorry Caek, but the last one was alltime. Totally shit game, but what a penalty shootout!

never wanted my own team to lose a match as badly in my life. counting on your boys today calzino