EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

It was probably a troll, but it gave me a giggle.

lol i did not

being a Bluenose means giving up on life tbrr

We still owe them big-time for the last day '01 relegation travesty when that shithouse Trevor Francis managed them. It was a cruel relegation followed by shitty comments from Francis and them bastards singing "We'll Meet Again"! If we could play some part in relegating them in the penultimate game it would make me happy, though it might be unlikely. Burton vs Brum will be massive for the former's hopes of staying up, and I know who i'd fancy more on an acc.

A special treat for my 40 odd years and lost count birthday; a Wednesday night away game against Wolves either on the wireless or an illegal stream. Just when I started thinking life couldn't get any better :p

Wow! Newcastle are now officially shit, lets see if we can ramp up the pressure on them. Good work btw NV!

at my mom's, we went out for lunch with my brother and sister-in-law, was talking about how up and down Wolves are and what happens next.

but glad as i am for Dicko, who i'd love to get back to his best, the result of the afternoon has gotta be that beautiful Burton win, probably ensuring their safety and dragging the Blues that little bit closer to the abyss.

I had them on my acc at 13/5, but alas some other duds let me down.

Really, really want Huddersfield to snatch second place from Toon, that would be so sweet. Wolves beating Leeds also v satisfying.

Zola out

;_;

that was an aggravating result

quite uncharacteristically boring, park-the-bus type tactical failure from Wagner tonight, hope he doesn't try this shit in playoff games. I don't think I can curse it from this point - famous last words!

ahahaha

OH THAT'S POIFECT

say what you want about 'Arry, he knows how to get teams up from League 1 i assume

wolves and villa deserve liquidating if they dont throw their games against blackburn tbh

even forest down is still A+

me and bruv have already discussed the prospect of us playing a team of cleaners on Satday

sunday gotta be villa's biggest game since the european cup final surely

is it on telly? really hope so

was just reading about the Brighton owner Tony "The Lizard" Bloom. Can sort of respect that he made his fortune through a gambling syndicate and is probably dodgy as fuck, better than our owner who made his by paying minimum wage to retail staff selling worthless tat.

Wow! Newcastle are now officially shit, lets see if we can ramp up the pressure on them. Good work btw NV!

Give us a break.... Two wins on the trot is a ray of sunshine in this bleak season.

is there some kind of chart or maybe even a table that mathematically counts this misery in pts gained from wins and draws?

The League 2 playoff race is absurdly tight: the team in 13th is 2 points off the last play off place. My lot are 1 point above the last play-off place; two wins does it for us I think, but I am very nervous.

Might be some generous odds on teams with nothing to play for against those with everything still in play for the next few games. I always look for this type of value.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C9xpxLLW0AEOXBo.jpg:large

COME ON YOU TRIFFIDS

whereas tomorrow hopefully won't be day of the triffics ayy lmao

good job to brighton last nite singing 1 greedy bastard to pritchard, who then indeed helped himself to a double portion of the exact same jammy goal from 20yds

i think this sudden science fiction turn marks the work of a lad who knows he won't be doing this job next season

One of our secret agents has managed to infiltrate the referees association so we could drop in a Town fan to referee sabotage the Geordies today. I don't know why Rafa is getting so stressed, a lot of the players gave up on catching them weeks ago. It would be so funny if he fucked up auto from this position, but so not going to happen.

if the collected psychic malice of the non-Newcastle-supporting nation can't stop them then there's no chance

What type of mean-spirited folk wouldn't want to see the greatest bunch iv laddoes in the warld acting like pissed up charmless bastards at Flamingoland while Mike Ashley pops out the champers? :p

COME ON BLACKBURN YOU'M BETTER THAN THESE

:)

Huddersfield lead turned around in some ten odd minutes, 1-2 behind now.

Reading losing at Notts Forest, eeeexcellent

bloody hell Hudds, bit early to start saving yrselves for the playoffs

glad I couldn't go today! I caught some of the 1st half on a stream and Town honestly haven't been that bad other than a few individual mistakes. But when a team has put 9 past you in 1 and half games, they might just have your number!

Forest gubbing Reading now, if Stearman loves this club he'll punt a couple into his own goal

aw shit hush my mouth Reading pull one back

ha ha! the white shite 2-0 down at Burton, not all bad today.

the curse of the gloat, they just pulled one back as well!

the minute I was about to post "1-4... tosses 5live playing laptop in the garden", ilx wouldn't let me post at all anymore. fair play.

leeds losing kinda makes up for it.

Blackburn would've gone about Birmingham if they'd won, some teams just don't want to help themselves

gone above

At least Sherwood can now find his true level, although some might argue the basement might be too much too soon for him.

no streams of this game is fuckin bullshit

not on telly :(

COME ON VILLA

Gabby :)

:D :D :D

First goal in 14 months :D

just gotta throw the Blackburn game now