EFL My Concubine - Football League and beyond 2016-17

I think it's a good idea when Superleague isn't on because it's £1.50 a pint night

one of the reasons why sometimes televised game in pub can be >>>> attending the game.

not tonight!

never seen a brighton game where lewis dunk didnt deserve sending off. get tae fuck

doesn't he have some dodgy assault shit in his history too

Like all proper centre halves but yeah

same incident as the rodgers lad iirc

that was as thorough a roasting as you'll see

rtc!

omg i genuinely didnt mean that

lol

that first half was something I won't forget in a along time. I almost feel sorry for Leeds on sunday - they'll already be planning some kind of conditional surrender after seeing this vid of us making Brighton look like Bradford in disguise

Izzy Brown is worth ten Jordan Rhodes, who was telling Look North earlier in his own inimitable fashion about how he has always wanted to play for Wednesday, and now he can hang out with his fatha in matching dad+lad C+A shirts at his favourite ground.

u already know monk will now have his boys in for double sessions of kicking old tesco bags into the air as hard as possible

gl to Vieira or whoever they put on Mooy, they'll need at least three shredded wheat that morning

lol! big lumbering Heff with the late winner. Monk's bitter Dream is currently my fave jazz album.

Then Heff say's to the Sky reporter "It's my fucking dream to score late winners"

I feel like I'm high on stimulants at the moment, now officially the best season since the Warnock days.

"I can only speak for myself, in my world where I've been brought up my values are to have humility and to have respect and a bit of class," Monk told Sky Sports.

"When I don't see that [from David Wagner] I feel upon myself to make sure that is put right.

Yeah right, shoulder barging into someone who has just got the better of you in a sporting event is pure class, you bitter little prick!

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lol!

I felt like doing some vintage Rivals messageboard era style trolling/flaming on WACCOE. I think my ban from 2003 was on a different IP!

Excellent Colin story:

Funniest incident

I was on the bench for Plymouth and we were 3-0 down at half-time. Neil Warnock came into the changing room. He was ranting and raving, swear words galore. He picked on one of the defenders who he was particularly annoyed with. There was a big metal tea urn in the room. He picked it up, chucked it in the air and headed it! ‘That’s how you f*****g head a ball!’

The room was so quiet, no one dared laugh, but we could see the blood start trickling down his face. The physio Norman Medhurst ushered him into the physio’s room leaving Mick Jones and Kevin Blackwell to give the team-talk. We got the game back and drew – he came in with a big bandage on his head, laughing.

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An old school pal of mine played for Warnock at 3 different clubs and was quite mild mannered, tee-total and from a strict christian family. I always wondered if his background of having quite terrifyingly strict disciplinarian parents made him an ideal Warnock player or at least conditioned him to respond well to that style of coaching!

still some way behind the all-time best ever plymouth manager story...

Shilton was player-manager, or rather goalkeeper-manager, at the time. Plymouth were slipping into trouble in the old Third Division, the fingers of relegation closing round their necks for the second time in three years, and Shilton was trying to encourage his players to believe they could clamber away from the bottom three and rise like a “pheasant from the flames”.

After a slightly awkward silence, someone tentatively pointed out the word he might have been looking for was “phoenix”. Shilton, standing in front of his players as a double European Cup winner and the record England appearance-maker, paused for a few moments to take it in, the realisation dawning that his motivational speech had not gone quite as planned. He needed a line to reassert his authority. “I knew it began with an F,” he said.

I can't remember the fine details, but there is a piss funny 90's Andy Payton story about him going on the run to avoid a drink driving rap and being found by the police hiding in his lover's wardrobe.

Stupid, stupid Gargles.

biggest game of the season tonight!

seems like as good an occasion as any to leave out our one good player

looking forward to peter beagrie's insight into some unknown we've loaned from accrington

kick off delayed due to too many fans seems like a donald trump lie from sisu

Fuck Wigan, but I'm chuffed for Omar Bogle hopefully doing us a favour here.

there's anotherrrr game!?
:)

Which game were you watching tonight?

ha sorry, Coventry x

lol! I thought you were Coventry. The autoglass/johnstone's pain cup games weren't showing up on my live score tab, and for a while I thought you might have switched to Norwich or something.

haha, also share the omar love btw

but yeh p stoked for this, i was 1 in 1987 so other than relegation escapes this is my shangri la

on the back of the worst second half I've ever seen all the same

There is so much doom and gloom around Coventry, they seem like the most in-crisis club in the league. And then you get Russell Slade :(

oh yeh, but at least yakubu is training with us now ha

tbf i kinda feel slade over mowbray but maybe i just hate that dude too much

think big Steve pressley still lives in my hometown, not the best manager but he looked so great all is forgiven

Elvis applied for the Town job a couple of times and made the cut to the final interviews once, there was almost mass suicide when the bookies made him the odds on fav for the job.

hahaha

sorry I'm not too verbose, trying to order 5 shots of sky blue that isn't bombay sapphire and we're outta ideas

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rolling dickhole dads circling the wagons after being called mediocre [Started by r|t|c in August 2002, last updated Thursday, 9 February 2017 13:50 by r|t|c on I Love Football] 300000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 new answers

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The Heff vs Janssen, no competition really!

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doesn't seem much point going to the pub for this one, what with Liverpool-Spurs and a fucking rugby match both on at the same time

I could easily see the first goal at LR today coming from an unmarked Smith in a set-piece, have gone for the 10/11 both teams to score option today. The joke at our place always was that Lynch feigned injury every xmas, but it looks like he is still out.

There seems to be a QPR/Hudds livestream on youtube, I'll link it if it isn't bullshit.

I felt like I was going to have a heart attack when it was 7 mins E/T. We have finally won at LR, we are probably going to win this fucking division now!